Indians in tech are based. Highly competent and are unironically transforming the industry for the better. The people complaining are simply those incapable of competing on an equal footing and are desperate to spread rumours about 'nepotism' to try and bring about discriminatory laws to slow them down
poo in the loo, Pajeet
calm down johnny we are about to replace israelites as your masters. what do you want troons or good mornings, its your choice (not really)
good morning sir
good morning sirs
good morning sir
good morning sir
good morning sir, love your Java blogging on last Thursday
My company hired an indian CTO and now we have 3 indian developers, all of them are interested into blockchain and all the tech but can't even install an npm package. Shame, I actually like it when it was mostly eastern europeans with some westerners.
Can believe, worked with a proper daljit street shitter that couldn't read a trace stack or had any clue how git and devops worked
They're only interested in blockchain because it's currently a very profitable field. Same with tech and the current gold rush. They do what they do for nothing more than a fat paycheck, and while it worked out well for them when it was just about doctors and rote memorization, the job description of a developer isn't all that suited for the average poo.
> being a doctor is easier than being an SWE
Ah my sides.
The current state of gtards.
he's right, GPs are little more than a medbase lookup interface
When I go to my GP the iPad diagnoses me and orders medicine. Pretty sure I could enter my own symptoms and get a similar result.
IME eastern Europeans were MUCH easier to work with than Indians. Their English can be better as well.
>just did cond == true
Frick
depending on the language and context, that can be appropriate.
Say your function returns a string or 'False' if exit is requested. If you just do
if not condition:
The empty string will trigger exit. So
if False == condition:
is correct
>See CV with Indian name
>Throw in the trash
And the Africans too
based you've managed to trigger the lazy cumskins. all they do is post their weak memes
please replace them. This country needs more diversity.
Manager is from India.
He took my company’s current shit infrastructure and created a beautiful on-prem and cloud VDI. Giving users a BYOD solution without needing to install bullshit complianceware.
Sounds easy, but scale it globally to a 10,000+ user base with mixed persistent and non. On top of a current “working” infrastructure.
Also, this project was dependent on migrating primary on-prem AD to cloud.
Lots of moving parts.
None of what you said made sense
Codemonkey at big tech non gayMAN.
Interviewing for blockchain startups.
There's literally no realm of tech where you won't find pajeets.
The truth is that there are so many of them, and skills follow the bell curve.
why agile is so popular
>Hello anon, I am facing <issue>
>Go to this folder and delete this file
>I don't understand. Can I call?
These frickers keep pushing for our company to use the Metaverse for meetings too.
>have a simple QA task:
>create two records in system A
>then run system B
>and verify that the new record in system C matches the two records in A
>total estimated time: 8 hours
>pajeet has had this task in-flight for 2 months
>manager (who is non-technical) finally does the task himself to unblock our release
>pajeet moves the task backwards from “done” to “reviewing”
>manager asks why in standup
>”sir away team did not give sign off for creating objects in system A”
>systems A through C are all running in beta environments that don’t touch any real data
>company policy allows you to frick around with any beta data you want because it’s not real
>manager points this out
>”SIR THE APPROVALS”
>pajeet is demoted to ops monkey
>demoted instead of fired
and this is why we are being flooded by the dumbest of the dumb
some Aryan Indians are alright but in general the darker the skin the more of a "please Sir" he is.
Sadly there’s a freeze on firings atm, any termination required director approval due to the “talent shortage.” We’re in the process of documenting the net slowdown caused by pajeet and preparing our presentation.
Lol CEO of Microsoft and Google are brown and not fair skinned, both are from South India, go blame someone else, btw you'll never be considered white.
and MS and google are both going to shit. pure coincidence, i'm sure.
Frick no.
Can't say anything about Google. But M$ is leagues
ahead with Nadella than it was with Ballmer.
you know that these companies are constrained by their employees? pichai has too many diversity hires weighing down the indians and whites there
ms has lost the ability to use their own fricking APIs
satya was MIA when Solarwinds happened
https://www.crn.com/news/security/microsoft-s-brad-smith-drags-aws-google-over-solarwinds-response
nice try, all of the sterotypical pajeets are from north india where they cant even afford toilets, the more north you go the more poorer and shittier the people.
go to the extreme south... Kerela, those are where the big CEOs and startup guys are from, normal people there are intelectualls not kidding, north India is the shithole of India.
t. north indian
I don't know man.
All of India seems shitty to me expect for a few pockets here and there.
The dravidians have an animal abuse problem. The kind of sick shit I've seen abbo pajeets doing on /gif/ ...second only to chinks in animal torture.
good morning sir
Thank you for doing your normal job everyday sir
based
itt. we'll make the westgays cope and seethe
I'm autistic as frick
The sarcasm is so thick even I get it.
How are people itt taking you seriously?
Explain this "good morning sir" meme.
Anon, it's not a meme
Lol, other than being the CEO what is he known for ?? Oh don't tell me he wrote the complete source code for the Google search engine by himself, the cope is amazing whenever the CEO talk comes up, he's another corporate dick sucker and imagine being proud of that, don't worry next CEO will be from Zimbabwe.
>be me
>Mexican
>the company I worked for, at the time, suffers a heavy drop in sales + shitty project management
>looking for a new job
>I get some offers to work remotely for the US
>Most of these companies require at least 3 interviews: English proficiency, a general interview with HR and a technical test
>pass the first two filters, only the technical interview remains
>get a call from an indian guy
>"HELLO SIRR, YOU LOOK FORR JOB, RRIGHT?"
>"OOOK. EXPLAIN OBJECT ORNAMENT PROGRAMMING"
>"OOOK. WHAT IS DOT NET CORE"
>"OOOK. TELL ME ABOUT ANONYMOUS TAPES"
>"I REPEAT FOR YOU NO PROBLEM: ANONYMOUS TAPES"
>"I REPEAT FOR YOU NO PROBLEM: ANONYMOUS TAPES"
>"YOU DON'T KNOW SIR? OOOK"
>"IF I HAVE A DRONNKIS LOOMB AND INCLUDE ABSTRACT CLASS TO FILTER WHAT HAPPENS??"
>"PROGRAM IS GOOD BUT ERROR APENS THEN LOG IS ह्यूहुएहुएहुएह्यूहुएहुएहुएह्यूहुएहुएहुएह्यूहुएहुएहुएह्यूहुएहुएहुए"
>"WHAT HAPPENS THEN?"
>"OK SIR. YOU HAVE QUESTIONS FOR ME? I ANSWER"
>"NO? OK SIR BYE"
>Eventually I got hired by a company without Indian Interviewers
fricking kek
this is literally how I got hired
>explain X that has nothing to with this
>sorry I don't know X, is it like Y? could you explain it to me
>Indian guy gets visibly excited
that's the trick, they will keep grilling you forever otherwise, you have to let them explain something to you and act happy they did
Idc about the secret, I'd rather not work with Indians and they're in incomprehensible accents. It's the worst.
Indians are good employees and stoodiers, but not creators. Google existed before the Indian CEO. The internet, programming languages, ISAs, phones were created by non-indians.
Imagine bragging about being good suck-ups. Indians are fittingly the biggest brown nosers in the workplace.
backstabbing as a backup plan
what did she do to the elephant?
nothing, he's racist
Does he have a twitter account so I can cancel him there?
he'll stomp you too bro
He may stomp me, but he can't stomp us all.
>Be elephant: big, strong, intelligent, and mostly peaceful
>After a hard day of doing elephant things, decide to have a cool refreshing drink from your favourite river
>Have a sip: it is revolting, disgusting, petulant
>Look up stream: see Indian woman standing in river
>Decide to go full Boatmurder on the source of rot
This right here. Have you seen Indian and Chinese rivers?
>rivers in countries with the highest populations
>most polluted
wow what a surprise
That does mean you morons have to throw all your garbage and poo in the damn river you uncivilized swine.
idiot. that's what happens when two billion people live in a small area like that.
no, it's what happens when chinks and indians live in a small area. what's the sea around japan like? the dutch inwaters? somehow the only thing littering the port of newark is jimmy hoffa
95% of people lives in that area
Looks fake as frick dude. Wtf is the Niger river?
My stepdad works for a mobile network and says that the Indian staff will take the kettle off of the electric part then put milk in the electric part then turn it on to heat it?
Anyway, the company he works for is 90% Indian but white people make up most of the senior or HR roles because the Indians seem incapable of thinking outside the box when it comes to things they weren't taught to do in school.
How do you guys feel about Asian developers?
She's from Uganda
>Indians in tech are based.
Nope.
>Highly competent and are unironically transforming the industry for the better.
Hell no.
>The people complaining are simply those incapable of competing on an equal footing and are desperate to spread rumours about 'nepotism' to try and bring about discriminatory laws to slow them down.
Hell fricking no.
Overall, they suck in every possible area. But I have to admit they are very good at memorizing every shit. When they experience a different problem, they just vaporize in front of the computer.
They fricking put a space in front of a client key and they complained that the API does not connect. YEAH WONDER FRICKING WHY YOU moron. And they didn't even understand it from the IDE while IDE WAS SHOUTING THAT THE SYNTAX IS INCORRECT.
>When they experience a different problem, they just vaporize in front of the computer.
I've seen this, and I just don't fricking understand it.
Just try something that looks like the right approach, evaluate if it worked or shat the bed, iterate until you have something working.
Another thing I see is that some developers (not Indians specially) need a video to walk them through, step by excruciating step, in order to learn a new workflow or code idiom. I actually have to make it part of people's development goal to simply RTFM.
>Here's a page from an authoritative source on the concept, there are no pictures, and very limited and context free examples. Read it and then apply what you read to your problem.
>*complete silence or pointless bullshit roundabout questions*
READ ENGLISH YOU FRICKS
>straight, thick, dark hair
>large jaws
>dark complexion
>double eyelids
>average height is 5'10"
>lowest rates of skin cancer and terminal illnesses
>biodiverse subcontinent with every kind of animal, vegetable, fruit, you could want
>highest income bracket in the USA and other first world countries
>highly educated
>submissive, conservative women who believe in family values and religion
>Best food
I'll run out of characters if I keep going. Thanks wh*toids for making this easy for me. Now go, back to work. You have a Jira ticket waiting.
>Guys with hips wider than shoulders
>Women that some how have both the flattest asses and fattest asses at the same time.
Forgot to add these points
what gender are you?
>Ugly as frick
>Smelly
>Sknnyfat. Shit genetics for muscle.
>Funny as frick voice with moronic accent
Even your """submissive""", """conservative""" women are repulsed by you and would like nothing more than getting bleached.
Too bad your "highest income" can't fix being born a subhuman eh?
your women literally hate you and worship BBC lmao, keep coping polcel
My perception so far has been as follows.
Most Westerners get into tech due to a natural fascination for it. We often have stories about tinkering with electronics as a kid, learning to code in a gradual piecemeal way as a teenager, making games, etc.
In India, that does happen too. However there's also an enormous population of people who don't really give a frick about computers, but (correctly) see it as a way to make a good living. These people are smart and focused, but they see software engineering strictly as a vocation rather than a calling. There can be a certain lack of curiosity and they're less likely to have strong opinions etc, which can cause cultural clashes with Western devs.
wow the only poster to correctly identify the problem in this thread.
I was born in the west, am Indian didn’t have tech pushed on me, got into it out of natural curiosity in electronics and video games and internet lurking from a young age through the 90’s. life in India is a fricking rat race and that’s why so many of them are shit at coding because they learn tech out of artificial motivation (financial incentive) and not genuine interest.
anyways I laugh at all the morons trying to make blanket statements on race and programming ability. The one thing I’ve seen constant throughout this field is that those with genuine curiosity will far surpass those without.
Priti is pretty.