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Indians in tech are based. Highly competent and are unironically transforming the industry for the better. The people complaining are simply those incapable of competing on an equal footing and are desperate to spread rumours about 'nepotism' to try and bring about discriminatory laws to slow them down

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    poo in the loo, Pajeet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      calm down johnny we are about to replace israelites as your masters. what do you want troons or good mornings, its your choice (not really)

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sir

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

      good morning sir, love your Java blogging on last Thursday

      [...]
      Based and good morning sir

      good morning sir

      good morning sirs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good morning sir

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sir

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sir, love your Java blogging on last Thursday

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My company hired an indian CTO and now we have 3 indian developers, all of them are interested into blockchain and all the tech but can't even install an npm package. Shame, I actually like it when it was mostly eastern europeans with some westerners.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can believe, worked with a proper daljit street shitter that couldn't read a trace stack or had any clue how git and devops worked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're only interested in blockchain because it's currently a very profitable field. Same with tech and the current gold rush. They do what they do for nothing more than a fat paycheck, and while it worked out well for them when it was just about doctors and rote memorization, the job description of a developer isn't all that suited for the average poo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > being a doctor is easier than being an SWE
        Ah my sides.
        The current state of gtards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's right, GPs are little more than a medbase lookup interface

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When I go to my GP the iPad diagnoses me and orders medicine. Pretty sure I could enter my own symptoms and get a similar result.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IME eastern Europeans were MUCH easier to work with than Indians. Their English can be better as well.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just did cond == true
      Frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        depending on the language and context, that can be appropriate.

        Say your function returns a string or 'False' if exit is requested. If you just do
        if not condition:

        The empty string will trigger exit. So
        if False == condition:

        is correct

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >See CV with Indian name
    >Throw in the trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And the Africans too

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based you've managed to trigger the lazy cumskins. all they do is post their weak memes

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please replace them. This country needs more diversity.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manager is from India.

    He took my company’s current shit infrastructure and created a beautiful on-prem and cloud VDI. Giving users a BYOD solution without needing to install bullshit complianceware.

    Sounds easy, but scale it globally to a 10,000+ user base with mixed persistent and non. On top of a current “working” infrastructure.

    Also, this project was dependent on migrating primary on-prem AD to cloud.

    Lots of moving parts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None of what you said made sense

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Codemonkey at big tech non gayMAN.
    Interviewing for blockchain startups.
    There's literally no realm of tech where you won't find pajeets.

    The truth is that there are so many of them, and skills follow the bell curve.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why agile is so popular

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello anon, I am facing <issue>
    >Go to this folder and delete this file
    >I don't understand. Can I call?

    These frickers keep pushing for our company to use the Metaverse for meetings too.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have a simple QA task:
    >create two records in system A
    >then run system B
    >and verify that the new record in system C matches the two records in A
    >total estimated time: 8 hours
    >pajeet has had this task in-flight for 2 months
    >manager (who is non-technical) finally does the task himself to unblock our release
    >pajeet moves the task backwards from “done” to “reviewing”
    >manager asks why in standup
    >”sir away team did not give sign off for creating objects in system A”
    >systems A through C are all running in beta environments that don’t touch any real data
    >company policy allows you to frick around with any beta data you want because it’s not real
    >manager points this out
    >”SIR THE APPROVALS”
    >pajeet is demoted to ops monkey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >demoted instead of fired
      and this is why we are being flooded by the dumbest of the dumb

      [...]

      some Aryan Indians are alright but in general the darker the skin the more of a "please Sir" he is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly there’s a freeze on firings atm, any termination required director approval due to the “talent shortage.” We’re in the process of documenting the net slowdown caused by pajeet and preparing our presentation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol CEO of Microsoft and Google are brown and not fair skinned, both are from South India, go blame someone else, btw you'll never be considered white.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and MS and google are both going to shit. pure coincidence, i'm sure.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick no.
            Can't say anything about Google. But M$ is leagues
            ahead with Nadella than it was with Ballmer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you know that these companies are constrained by their employees? pichai has too many diversity hires weighing down the indians and whites there

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ms has lost the ability to use their own fricking APIs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            satya was MIA when Solarwinds happened

            https://www.crn.com/news/security/microsoft-s-brad-smith-drags-aws-google-over-solarwinds-response

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nice try, all of the sterotypical pajeets are from north india where they cant even afford toilets, the more north you go the more poorer and shittier the people.
        go to the extreme south... Kerela, those are where the big CEOs and startup guys are from, normal people there are intelectualls not kidding, north India is the shithole of India.
        t. north indian

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know man.
          All of India seems shitty to me expect for a few pockets here and there.
          The dravidians have an animal abuse problem. The kind of sick shit I've seen abbo pajeets doing on /gif/ ...second only to chinks in animal torture.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sir

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for doing your normal job everyday sir

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based

    itt. we'll make the westgays cope and seethe

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm autistic as frick
    The sarcasm is so thick even I get it.
    How are people itt taking you seriously?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Explain this "good morning sir" meme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it's not a meme

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lol, other than being the CEO what is he known for ?? Oh don't tell me he wrote the complete source code for the Google search engine by himself, the cope is amazing whenever the CEO talk comes up, he's another corporate dick sucker and imagine being proud of that, don't worry next CEO will be from Zimbabwe.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >Mexican
    >the company I worked for, at the time, suffers a heavy drop in sales + shitty project management
    >looking for a new job
    >I get some offers to work remotely for the US
    >Most of these companies require at least 3 interviews: English proficiency, a general interview with HR and a technical test
    >pass the first two filters, only the technical interview remains
    >get a call from an indian guy
    >"HELLO SIRR, YOU LOOK FORR JOB, RRIGHT?"
    >"OOOK. EXPLAIN OBJECT ORNAMENT PROGRAMMING"
    >"OOOK. WHAT IS DOT NET CORE"
    >"OOOK. TELL ME ABOUT ANONYMOUS TAPES"
    >"I REPEAT FOR YOU NO PROBLEM: ANONYMOUS TAPES"
    >"I REPEAT FOR YOU NO PROBLEM: ANONYMOUS TAPES"
    >"YOU DON'T KNOW SIR? OOOK"
    >"IF I HAVE A DRONNKIS LOOMB AND INCLUDE ABSTRACT CLASS TO FILTER WHAT HAPPENS??"
    >"PROGRAM IS GOOD BUT ERROR APENS THEN LOG IS ह्यूहुएहुएहुएह्यूहुएहुएहुएह्यूहुएहुएहुएह्यूहुएहुएहुएह्यूहुएहुएहुए"
    >"WHAT HAPPENS THEN?"
    >"OK SIR. YOU HAVE QUESTIONS FOR ME? I ANSWER"
    >"NO? OK SIR BYE"
    >Eventually I got hired by a company without Indian Interviewers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is literally how I got hired
      >explain X that has nothing to with this
      >sorry I don't know X, is it like Y? could you explain it to me
      >Indian guy gets visibly excited
      that's the trick, they will keep grilling you forever otherwise, you have to let them explain something to you and act happy they did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Idc about the secret, I'd rather not work with Indians and they're in incomprehensible accents. It's the worst.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indians are good employees and stoodiers, but not creators. Google existed before the Indian CEO. The internet, programming languages, ISAs, phones were created by non-indians.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine bragging about being good suck-ups. Indians are fittingly the biggest brown nosers in the workplace.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      backstabbing as a backup plan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what did she do to the elephant?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nothing, he's racist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Does he have a twitter account so I can cancel him there?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he'll stomp you too bro

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He may stomp me, but he can't stomp us all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Imagine bragging about being good suck-ups. Indians are fittingly the biggest brown nosers in the workplace.

        >Be elephant: big, strong, intelligent, and mostly peaceful
        >After a hard day of doing elephant things, decide to have a cool refreshing drink from your favourite river
        >Have a sip: it is revolting, disgusting, petulant
        >Look up stream: see Indian woman standing in river
        >Decide to go full Boatmurder on the source of rot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This right here. Have you seen Indian and Chinese rivers?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >rivers in countries with the highest populations
            >most polluted
            wow what a surprise

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            95% of people lives in that area

            That does mean you morons have to throw all your garbage and poo in the damn river you uncivilized swine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            idiot. that's what happens when two billion people live in a small area like that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no, it's what happens when chinks and indians live in a small area. what's the sea around japan like? the dutch inwaters? somehow the only thing littering the port of newark is jimmy hoffa

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            95% of people lives in that area

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Looks fake as frick dude. Wtf is the Niger river?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My stepdad works for a mobile network and says that the Indian staff will take the kettle off of the electric part then put milk in the electric part then turn it on to heat it?

    Anyway, the company he works for is 90% Indian but white people make up most of the senior or HR roles because the Indians seem incapable of thinking outside the box when it comes to things they weren't taught to do in school.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you guys feel about Asian developers?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's from Uganda

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Indians in tech are based.
    Nope.

    >Highly competent and are unironically transforming the industry for the better.
    Hell no.

    >The people complaining are simply those incapable of competing on an equal footing and are desperate to spread rumours about 'nepotism' to try and bring about discriminatory laws to slow them down.
    Hell fricking no.

    Overall, they suck in every possible area. But I have to admit they are very good at memorizing every shit. When they experience a different problem, they just vaporize in front of the computer.

    They fricking put a space in front of a client key and they complained that the API does not connect. YEAH WONDER FRICKING WHY YOU moron. And they didn't even understand it from the IDE while IDE WAS SHOUTING THAT THE SYNTAX IS INCORRECT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >When they experience a different problem, they just vaporize in front of the computer.
      I've seen this, and I just don't fricking understand it.
      Just try something that looks like the right approach, evaluate if it worked or shat the bed, iterate until you have something working.
      Another thing I see is that some developers (not Indians specially) need a video to walk them through, step by excruciating step, in order to learn a new workflow or code idiom. I actually have to make it part of people's development goal to simply RTFM.
      >Here's a page from an authoritative source on the concept, there are no pictures, and very limited and context free examples. Read it and then apply what you read to your problem.
      >*complete silence or pointless bullshit roundabout questions*
      READ ENGLISH YOU FRICKS

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >straight, thick, dark hair
    >large jaws
    >dark complexion
    >double eyelids
    >average height is 5'10"
    >lowest rates of skin cancer and terminal illnesses
    >biodiverse subcontinent with every kind of animal, vegetable, fruit, you could want
    >highest income bracket in the USA and other first world countries
    >highly educated
    >submissive, conservative women who believe in family values and religion
    >Best food

    I'll run out of characters if I keep going. Thanks wh*toids for making this easy for me. Now go, back to work. You have a Jira ticket waiting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys with hips wider than shoulders
      >Women that some how have both the flattest asses and fattest asses at the same time.
      Forgot to add these points

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what gender are you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ugly as frick
      >Smelly
      >Sknnyfat. Shit genetics for muscle.
      >Funny as frick voice with moronic accent
      Even your """submissive""", """conservative""" women are repulsed by you and would like nothing more than getting bleached.
      Too bad your "highest income" can't fix being born a subhuman eh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your women literally hate you and worship BBC lmao, keep coping polcel

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My perception so far has been as follows.
    Most Westerners get into tech due to a natural fascination for it. We often have stories about tinkering with electronics as a kid, learning to code in a gradual piecemeal way as a teenager, making games, etc.
    In India, that does happen too. However there's also an enormous population of people who don't really give a frick about computers, but (correctly) see it as a way to make a good living. These people are smart and focused, but they see software engineering strictly as a vocation rather than a calling. There can be a certain lack of curiosity and they're less likely to have strong opinions etc, which can cause cultural clashes with Western devs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow the only poster to correctly identify the problem in this thread.

      I was born in the west, am Indian didn’t have tech pushed on me, got into it out of natural curiosity in electronics and video games and internet lurking from a young age through the 90’s. life in India is a fricking rat race and that’s why so many of them are shit at coding because they learn tech out of artificial motivation (financial incentive) and not genuine interest.
      anyways I laugh at all the morons trying to make blanket statements on race and programming ability. The one thing I’ve seen constant throughout this field is that those with genuine curiosity will far surpass those without.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Priti is pretty.

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