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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Startup finished in 13.643s (firmware) + 4.085s (loader) + 36.621s (kernel) + 23.176s (userspace) = 1min 17.526s
    graphical.target reached after 23.168s in userspace.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kigger

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    systemd-analyze: command not found

    • 2 weeks ago
      OS MASTER

      this u?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm not a moronic systemd tripgay either.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Startup finished in 441ms (kernel) + 4.860s (initrd) + 50.500s (userspace) = 55.803s
    graphical.target reached after 50.434s in userspace.

    Why am I missing some of the stages?

    • 2 weeks ago
      OS MASTER

      you're probably not using uefi lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dmesg says I'm using efi though

        >[ 0.000000] efi: EFI v2.3.1 by American Megatrends

        • 2 weeks ago
          OS MASTER

          idk for some reason it's not reporting how long it was in bios/efi before booting, that's all you're missing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >American Megatrends
          Who are they and why is their spyware on every x86 board in existence?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally just a bunch of boomers that remember how to bring up an i386 if you put a whiskey in them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's kind of like enterprise software that's still run on IBM mainframes. It works, and nobody is willing to stump up the money to do it themselves.
            It's not worth it for motherboard manufacturers, and trying to break into the market would be quite difficult, since initial cost to develop the firmware would be very considerable.

            I also have no doubt it's full of weird hacks and gimmicks that were originally to work around fricked hardware configurations, that are now used as "features" on some boards.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PowerShell 7.4.2
    PS C:Userspc> systemd-analyze
    systemd-analyze: The term 'systemd-analyze' is not recognized as a name of a cmdlet, function, script file, or executable program.
    Check the spelling of the name, or if a path was included, verify that the path is correct and try again.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Obama

    why is scrot such a broken piece of shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      OS MASTER

      ensmallen the window really small and just run
      scrot -u

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Startup finished in 8.986s (firmware) + 7.843s (loader) + 1.609s (kernel) + 4.914s (userspace) = 23.353s
    graphical.target reached after 4.892s in userspace.
    I don't know what any of this shit means to be perfectly tbh. Did I win?

    • 2 weeks ago
      OS MASTER

      so far you are in second place. OP is in first.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Startup finished in 6.332s (firmware) + 9.260s (loader) + 1.668s (kernel) + 15.507s (userspace) = 32.769s
    graphical.target reached after 15.483s in userspace

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me the secrets to being an OS master

    • 2 weeks ago
      OS MASTER

      The path to becoming an OS master, a true wizard of the computer, isn't a linear one. It's a journey that blends theoretical knowledge, practical experience, and a deep curiosity for how things tick. Here's a roadmap to get you started:

      Foundational Knowledge:

      Dive into Core Concepts: Master the fundamentals of computer science. This includes understanding data structures, algorithms, memory management, and processes. These are the building blocks of any operating system.
      Pick Your OS Poison: While there are many operating systems (OS), focus on a few popular ones like Windows, Linux, or macOS. Learn their architecture, kernel functionalities, and user interaction mechanisms.
      Practical Experience:

      Get Hands-on: Don't just read about OS, play with them! Install different operating systems on virtual machines or personal machines (if you're comfortable). Experiment, break things (safely), and tinker to understand how they work under the hood.
      Command Line Fu: Become a master of the command line. This is the direct interface to the OS and grants you fine-grained control. Learn powerful tools and scripting languages like Bash or PowerShell to automate tasks and manipulate the OS.
      Deepen Your Expertise:

      Open Source Magic: Explore the world of open-source operating systems like Linux. Here, you can delve into the source code, understand how the OS is built, and even contribute to its development.
      Never Stop Learning: The OS landscape is constantly evolving. Keep yourself updated with the latest advancements in security, virtualization, and containerization technologies. There are online courses, workshops, and conferences dedicated to OS that can further your knowledge.
      The Wizard's Touch:

      Beyond Functionality: Becoming a master goes beyond technical prowess. Understand the design philosophies behind different OSes. Why is Linux known for its flexibility? What makes macOS user-friendly?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tripgay OP

        >tripgay replier

        systemd-analyze: command not found

        PowerShell 7.4.2
        PS C:Userspc> systemd-analyze
        systemd-analyze: The term 'systemd-analyze' is not recognized as a name of a cmdlet, function, script file, or executable program.
        Check the spelling of the name, or if a path was included, verify that the path is correct and try again.

        Doesn't work on windows 11 🙁

        Only based posts in this thread.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Startup finished in 4.663s (kernel) + 5.789s (userspace) = 10.452s
    graphical.target reached after 5.756s in userspace

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ~14 sec from power button to logged in.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        OS MASTER

        a slow piece of shit computor

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Startup finished in 35.718s (firmware) + 2.521s (loader) + 17.415s (kernel) + 8.015s (userspace) = 1min 3.670s
    multi-user.target reached after 8.012s in userspace.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get on my level
    ~ lsb_release -d
    Description: Devuan GNU/Linux 4 (chimaera)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did use Devuan for a while, but the lack of systemd meant my security key couldn't work.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't work on windows 11 🙁

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Startup finished in 5.494s (firmware) + 2.328s (loader) + 5.303s (kernel) + 1.048s (userspace) = 14.175s
    graphical.target reached after 1.048s in userspace.

    I have to press a key in rEFInd to continue, so the loader time could be a lot lower.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a systemd-analyze for shutdown?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0s if you just unplug it

      • 2 weeks ago
        OS MASTER

        8s if hold down power button

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Startup finished in 10.632s (firmware) + 5.857s (loader) + 42.711s (kernel) + 2.344s (userspace) = 1min 1.546s
    graphical.target reached after 2.298s in userspace.

    severely bloated arch btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, this is what my Kubuntu system gets and with an encrypted harddrive that I have to enter a password for during the boot process (idk where that's accounted for though)

      Startup finished in 3.378s (firmware) + 4.598s (loader) + 17.064s (kernel) + 19.859s (userspace) = 44.901s
      graphical.target reached after 19.832s in userspace

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Startup finished in 6.415s (kernel) + 2.211s (userspace) = 8.627s
    graphical.target reached after 2.209s in userspace.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There you go

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a relief!

    • 2 weeks ago
      OS MASTER

      i'm sorry you have to use xfce

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not needed. I'm all good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name one thing wrong with Xfce.

        • 2 weeks ago
          OS MASTER

          it's gay and shitty

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To each their own. I think it's amazing with the right theme and icons.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will but idk what app you put it in

    • 2 weeks ago
      OS MASTER
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bashing Windows while your shitbox OS takes minutes to boot
    lol
    This thread is hilarious

    • 2 weeks ago
      OS MASTER

      OP here, mine took 20 seconds including 13 seconds of OS-agnostic time to be fully loaded up to the desktop. That's a 7 second boot basically and it's to a full and fat KDE desktop

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