Python software distribution:. >"here, have a python script". >ok how do I run this python script?

Python software distribution:
>"here, have a python script"
>ok how do I run this python script?
>"you have to download this installer and install it on your machine"
>done, still doesn't work
>"oh wait you also have to install requirements"
>done, still doesn't work
>"you've used venv, right?"
>no wtf is venv
>"you need a virtual machine environment executor to install requirements or they frick up your install"
>venv doesn't work now, some ImportError
>"oops haha you bricked your python. just uninstall it then install it again then do everything again"
>[few hours later] ok I did it, still doesn't work
>"have you activated your venv? you need to open a terminal then type source venv/bin/activate and then you can r..."
>HOLY SHIT JUST SEND ME AN EXE FILE
>"fine, fine... pyinstaller... ok here we go, 500MiB exe"
>[random library crashes]
>"oh wait, random library doesn't work with pyinstaller... let me tweak one of these thousands parameters, it might work"
>...
>[crickets]
>heyyy nvm I paid the Golang guy to do it, he did it in a day and threw a few extra features

Go software distribution:
>"here, have a statically linked executable"
>thanks, it Just Werks.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that shopped?

    That can't be real. The wall cannot be this unforgiving.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Suck Old fat bald's dick and your career and sexual market value plummets after claiming to be a feminist.
      She looks malnourished and unhealthy I'm pretty sure it's due to her career plummeting and being unable to play the role that made her matter due to muh politics.
      So this is more of a drug abuse situation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It may be but the real run isn't any better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's real. this is what veganism does to your body.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also diseased israelite cum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one on the left is a posed photograph, the one on the right is a screencap from a video with her face moving. She has indeed aged, but its kind of an unfair comparison.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the English curse

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks uwu

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now the Python guy is homeress..

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys

    Can someone here be my guide and teacher

    Thinking of getting into SQL and Python..
    How long do you think id have to work at it to become good enough to get a job?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be honest with you the fastest way to get into the field is to rent yourself out to some troon.
      The less they pass the more they will spoil you and get you into the industry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're willing to study, I'm willing to teach. I've studied CS and been working for 3 years now.

      Learning a programming language is easy. Understanding it requires some learning some mathematics, basic computer architecture and operating systems theory.

      If you are willing to study for hours every day, you might make it. Drop a discord username (or whatever it is you zoomers use) and I'll contact you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Awesome man, are you into the same fields as im looking?
        >Python, SQL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Python and SQL are newbie tier. Any engineer worth his weight in salt knows both.

          You need to be aware I'm not a bootcamp. I'm not giving you 12 easy steps to pretend you're a programmer.
          What I am giving you is fundamental understanding, so powerful it will allow you to easily learn any technology or language you want to work with. It takes hard work and dedication, but the payoff is enormous.

          If you're a lazy homosexual please don't waste my time with your bullshit. I don't give a shit about your life, you could die of starvation for all I care. The only reason I'd spend my time teaching you is if I'd create another passionate engineer to join the free software community. So are you passionate?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am brother, but i also dont want to waste your time.
            I kind of wanted someone i can ask questions on guidance too.
            Like you say - ok step 1 learn about this, and get back to me in a few weeks.

            But ive always been passionate about becoming.. powerful with technology, which i always knew requires a deeper understanding of the bigger picture of computing.

            Anyways my discord name
            Charles Xavier II #2879
            Not sure how discord user names work

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >having to shill this hard for go
    kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's right about python though, it fricking sucks

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