R u gonna get chipped if it means no cancer

R u gonna get chipped if it means no cancer

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey goy let me put a glorified sewing machine in your brain

    No

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting about musk in IQfy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how would it cure cancer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting about musk in IQfy

      Why do u Guys not want to be a cool cyborg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is not gonna bring me any closer to irl adeptus mechanicus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine wanting to be a walking iphone coded by troon and made by pajeet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same way hyperlooop solved transportation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It just can okay, the science is settled, btw it'll only works if everyone take it, just like the vax.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What part of trusting the science don't you understand?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In theory if you could control a body's immune system you could use it to target cancer cells or any disease really. That being said given that the immune system doesn't take direct orders from the brain it would probably have to be done in an indirect way such as controlled antibodies. The concept is already done as personalized medicine, but that doesn't require cybernetic augmentation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like the brain chip wouldn’t really help contribute to curing cancer then, no?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fake ai generated content

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut down the brain when telomerase activity (most cancers) is detected.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how would it cure cancer?
      Not alone, you have to wear a suit than takes blood samples every 10 minutes. If it detects cancer, it will hibernate your body and you will be put in a cryogenically frozen until a cure is found.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you die you won't have cancer

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I probably already have cancer

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. I can't. Whoever wrote that article is moronic.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like the key to getting a 2nd cancer to me

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me.
    >completely healthy body.
    >No one in close family tree has had cancer.
    >I have super healthy immune system despite my mother having auto immune.
    >She gets spindle cell cancer in her right arm.
    >Oh frick.jpg
    >Go to doctor and get all checkups
    >No cancer.
    >found out I got brain rot from head chip.
    >Mfw
    No I will not get the chip, I rather die if cancer then live with a tracking depression chip in my head for the rest of my life.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chuds are absolutely fricked in the real future that's coming

    if you don't get chipped and augment your brain, you will become the new subhuman class too moronic to operate in the world in any meaningful way
    if you do get chipped, they can read your thoughts remotely and punish you for wrongthink
    they can already do this with non-invasive measures at limited scale with AI

    completely fricking OVER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to the ripperdoc and get a patched chip, ya beav

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jailbroken chips are going to be amazing. Finally getting the good shit for our cyberpunk dystopia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your scenario would frick over everybody who isn't a sincere, honest to god 'progressive by the most extreme definition', it would accelerate them eating themselves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >forcing your body to have an innate hard dependency on technical infrastructure
      chippies will just be introducing maximum vulnerability to themselves. good luck colonizing other planets without internet or tech support for your sputtering malfunctioning soichips

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait till you find out how easy it is to make an EMP
      think tinnitus is bad? homie I'm gonna give you static and coil whine in yer fricken BRAIN

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who are these "experts"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people speculating on the potential of a technology that doesn't exist yet and has no real world applications
      >Moran Cerf, a neuroscientist, Israeli security specialist, and professor at Columbia Business School
      and probably a glowie too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unless experts are directly working on building the chips or working with patients that have them, they're not relevant to the discussion.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cerf says
    >Implants like neuralink can give us the power of 250 IQ points or maybe solutions to cure cancer. It can also help us solve Maths and physics questions that we have been struggling with for years.
    >Musk claimed that Neuralink's first human trial participant was able to control a computer mouse through thought, but offered few details and no evidence.

    >Researchers at Emory University in Atlanta, led by Philip Kennedy and Roy Bakay, were first to install a brain implant in a human that produced signals of high enough quality to simulate movement. Their patient, Johnny Ray (1944–2002), developed 'locked-in syndrome' after having a brain-stem stroke in 1997. Ray's implant was installed in 1998 and he lived long enough to start working with the implant, eventually learning to control a computer cursor; he died in 2002 of a brain aneurysm.
    This technology is already over 20 years old. Big nothing burger but yeah I'm sure it'll give you 4000 IQ and make your dick bigger

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything Nuralink can't do at this point?
    >Cure depression
    >Cure dementia
    >Interface with electronics
    >Cure cancer
    It's a magic device that can do anything. Surely Elon isn't just scamming morons. Also no, I will never put proprietary (probably not even FOSS) software in my head.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can‘t decide as long as I am in that situation.
    But it is interesting if I am to lie to myself, seeking a chance against death, when there isn‘t.
    And even then, death remains the cure to every affliction.
    It most certainly be a choice of regret to revolt against death.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >install teslaXEchip® in my brain
    >illegally installed adblocker isn't working anymore since FW25.0.12b-Fauci was automatically updated
    >keep getting a sudden urge to drink pepsi for no reason
    >leave the geofenced zone owned by Pepsi-Exxon-Hitachi inc. after crossing the street
    >get docked 20 Mobile dollars for walking instead of using a car
    >now in the geofenced area owned by Meta-Time Warner
    >WARNING YOUR META VERSE® SUBSCRIPTION HAS EXPIRED AUTOPAY INITIATED THANKYOU FOR RENEWING YOUR 85 META TOKEN® SUBSCRIPTION
    >get a sudden uncontrollable urge to chop my dick off
    >my factory installed Amazon-Chase app keeps pushing notifications to my brain to sign up for a Amazon-Chase adventure card to purchase more AI generated critical feminist philosophy off audible
    >the latest AI generated Talor Swift song keeps playing at max volume on endless repeat because I didn't pay the 40 X coins for the 30 minute mute button drop box.
    >YOU ARE RUNNING AN UNVERIFIED APP REMOVING UNAPPROVED SOFTWARE
    >suddenly my teslaXEchip® starts forcefully removing my broken adblocker
    >tfw I had to root my brain chip too install adblocker
    >SOFTWARE REMOVED, REBOOTING IN 30 SECONDS
    >no cancel option because of security, the power user expansion pack that would have let me cancel was 3,995.97 X coins.
    >I now have 30 seconds to live because the reboot will definitely brick my teslaXEchip® because it overwrote my brainbootloader
    >heh at least I'm not gonna die of cancer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love reading schizo fanfics.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fasting is both the cure and the prevention for cancer, but everyone wants to buy a solution instead.
    Spoiler alert: Brain chips will not cure cancer

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol I hadn't even read the article yet. How could anyone have possibly guessed?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*Experts weigh in*~~

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