Reading a book by a female author is like having sex with them, or looking deep in their eyes. Posted on June 22, 2023 by Anon Reading a book by a female author is like having sex with them, or looking deep in their eyes. A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68 Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68 A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68
12 months ago Reply Anonymous not just any penis. the lighthouse is my penis. my perfect limestone wiener.
12 months ago Reply Anonymous It is not, it is more like getting inside their heads, or letting them get inside yours. Whatever, depends on what you are looking for.
12 months ago Reply Anonymous I didn't feel like that with The Secret History, though 1992 Donna Tartt was literally the perfect woman. I will never forgive God for making her a dyke.
12 months ago Reply Anonymous Genuinely read this as >...is like having sex with them, stop looking deep in their eyes.
12 months ago Reply Anonymous When you read Frankenstein, did you feel like you were having sex with the author?
11 months ago Reply Anonymous If you can write decent erotica you're literally blue balling hundreds of women using purely the power of your mind. Something to think about, next time someone tells you erotic fiction isn't "high art."
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >I've never read a book written by a woman. Frick, I'm still a virgin, we'll get em next time, boys.
I don't read stuff written by women
Pic rel is the only good book written by a woman
The lighthouse is a metaphor for a penis
not just any penis. the lighthouse is my penis. my perfect limestone wiener.
>good
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*sigh*
It is not, it is more like getting inside their heads, or letting them get inside yours. Whatever, depends on what you are looking for.
I didn't feel like that with The Secret History, though 1992 Donna Tartt was literally the perfect woman. I will never forgive God for making her a dyke.
She's not a dyke, but a Catholic-- a lay nun
Just as bad. What a waste.
If I read a male author is he fricking my butthole?
I am having sex with Ayn Rand rn and I don't enjoy it
Genuinely read this as
>...is like having sex with them, stop looking deep in their eyes.
When you read Frankenstein, did you feel like you were having sex with the author?
Best post ITT
I laughed.
Any books written by young girls?
The Diary of a Young Girl
If you can write decent erotica you're literally blue balling hundreds of women using purely the power of your mind.
Something to think about, next time someone tells you erotic fiction isn't "high art."
>I've never read a book written by a woman.
Frick, I'm still a virgin, we'll get em next time, boys.