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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like it would be better to deploy malware to them in a forced update instead, oh wait...

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anus Podgorelkin
    iBricks

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RT
    Ok, back to the meatwave.
    John Tucker from Oklahoma oblast

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t own the device, it owns you. Dumbass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if I have a LOS sn0y?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dumbass
      Moar liek donbas.
      Amirite guys?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bliny s lopaty

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >itoddlers
    >all the news aside from ~~*rt*~~ also mention google, i.e. androids
    >meanwhile microshit doesnt need an escalation and is already blocking r***ians from using everything but the os
    and only foss retains a medicum of dignity... partially, because muh protestware

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A non nuclear ww3 just sounds really quaint. Cause when the nuclear missiles are destroying cities my iPhone is the least of my issues.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Androidbros... it's over
    https://linustechtips.com/topic/1537307-android-phones-disabled-remotly-in-mexico/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >link to linus adblocking is theft tips

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean this is true. Its been known that only Android custom Roms with last update before 2019 on God tier Android 10 have no Covid shit. Your updated phone right now has covid trackers and shit. Only gods with customs android phones can survive the culling.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and why you can't remove that shit from today's custom roms?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nazi Russia loves to bomb mobile towers so they wont work anyway plus nukes kills everything else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nukes kills everything else
      It would be a fast reboot for evolution.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nazi Russia
      >their c**t neighbor actually has a national Nazi Day event

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I switched to linux after sanctions. It felt like real communism to me which didnt try to frick me like western capitalism with windows with android constantly trying by taking away what little freedom i had left

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It felt like real communism to me
      Users must program their own operating system

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After a couple air burst EMP, nothing will work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nuclear EMP is a colossal meme

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And a real thing. China has been testing if they can deploy EMP HANES nukes over the US with balloons. They've had a massive military balloon division for many decades. I think their goal is to brag about taking out all tech without firing a single missile. How embarrassing that would be.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EMP

      A good Faraday cage should take care of that.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >may block
    >may
    hmm, yeah, I'd assume even TVs won't work in case of WWIII. in fact, not even TV emitters, cell towers or anything electronics would work, probably...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WW3 happens, the spirit of Ted Kazsyncski jerk offs somewhere in a forest, women need to be trad again, most moron men die on some israeli battlefront because they could not run .... are we sure ww3 is bad?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apple is pretty much irrelevant outside of the US and Japan. Like what's the market share across Europe again? 8%? lol, lmao even.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      delusional

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes itoddlers are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More than samsung. Also EU isnt a country moron. Some EU countries have apple with over 50% market share. Like 80% of my coworkers have iPhones too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my tiny shithole represents an entire continent
      why are europeans like this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        EU isn’t a country you braindead moronic homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >EU = Europe
          let me guess you're from Germany or Belgium. you morons love defining "Europe" as EU/EEA. the other half of you love saying "hurr durr in europe we do [thing only done in Lithuania and nowhere else]"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I am not from Germany. Laws and how people act are totally different in each country. Just stfu and go outside loser

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how is your reading comprehension this bad? you should go back to school

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it sure likes to act like a single entity though

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >may
    homie it won't be Apple who does this, the reach of NSA+CIA these days is gonna be the thing that disconnects the Russian intranet from the world.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Internet and cellular networks and satellites won't work, either.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the shutdown protocols will be executed once the emp fries all non military chips in the western hemisphere

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they just need to force install strobo effect that triggers randomly and that takes down at least small percent of people

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    T.
    H.
    D.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based apple not caring about a market run by a massmurder. Makes me so happy to own an iPhone knowing apple has more guts to stand up for the right thing than any other smartphone manufacturer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show us your ESG certification. And pronouns..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show us your shit-stained hands, Rajesh.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should block them right now. Shit would be cash.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't they been humiliated enough

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RT
    Get the frick out, subhuman. Go die in a drone video.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>RT
      >Get the frick out, subhuman. Go die in a drone video.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always with the pigs. You SURE do hate pigs. Wonder why that is???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >US biggest drone factory is in Niger
      >Niger tells mutts to gtfo
      kys

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying russians can afford iphones

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I want a cute Russian bride and I would buy her all the latest iphones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pointless when cloud services dont work. I feel like all this situation should just be wake up call for people that you shouldn't entrust on any device whose sole purpose is to connect online
      And in russia having home server is a must these days. You need something that reliably can bypass internet censorship. So your iphone wouldnt entice any russian girl
      However what would entice them, if you hosted VPS with censorship evasion software on it and shared it with russian girls

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying that picrelated has all the b***hes? Im not fundamentailly opposed to idea, but something does not add up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Heroes don't wear capes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pointless when cloud services dont work. I feel like all this situation should just be wake up call for people that you shouldn't entrust on any device whose sole purpose is to connect online
      And in russia having home server is a must these days. You need something that reliably can bypass internet censorship. So your iphone wouldnt entice any russian girl
      However what would entice them, if you hosted VPS with censorship evasion software on it and shared it with russian girls

      And like im not even joking. Host home VPS with something like vless xtls or even that new webtunnel HTTPT that tor did. Then go to telegram and contact random russian girls tell them you have server they and their relatives can use. They will love you to no end. Make sure you share secret over gpg though since telegram is under fsb control

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pointless when cloud services dont work. I feel like all this situation should just be wake up call for people that you shouldn't entrust on any device whose sole purpose is to connect online
        And in russia having home server is a must these days. You need something that reliably can bypass internet censorship. So your iphone wouldnt entice any russian girl
        However what would entice them, if you hosted VPS with censorship evasion software on it and shared it with russian girls

        You do know Russia isn't China, right? Normies have no need for such measures. Anon'll get no gf by offering her a free secure vps (although he may snatch a cute liberashka boy who instead of falling for inhouse shilling fell for western shilling).

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Russia isn't China
          according to /misc/ and IQfy it is the same thing
          IQfy especially tries to put equal sign between russia and china when they being mentioned all the time.
          so i fail to see how, not learning from numba one censorship country to be ahead of the game, is bad thing

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