Has anyone here gotten laid by virtue of reading books? Like seducing an arthoe or something.
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Has anyone here gotten laid by virtue of reading books? Like seducing an arthoe or something.
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Yeah I talked up this girl about the bible and she sucked my god pole in the church bathroom (unisex).
Actual art hoe? The getting laid part still requires effort but talking books with them is a good way to get you in. For pic related I would say you need to bone up on some Wiccan in order to bone a witch, don't try any art hoe stuff on them.
Why would arthoes get wet over a man adopting their hobby? You are moronic and a virgin
Honestly no reason to post here anymore when you can have an actually intelligent conversation with ChadGPT.
Jesus Christ why are arthoes so fricking hot
Yes, quick story
I was on the tram in my city and was reading East of Eden. Art Hoe saw it and asked if it was good, i said yes, she said she'd read Of Mice and Men and really liked it, I said she should definately try this one then.
She got off at the next stop.
I saw her again two days later at a bar where my friends band was playing. She was all like "oh you're the guy who was reading East of Eden on the tram" we hit it off and later went back to her place.
She gave below average head but her cowgirl game was top shelf.
no. only girls Ive dated read the most surface level New York Times bestseller John Green slop so there was nothing to discuss lit wise.
Im a virgin. I intend to stop reading and get pussy.
Here's my opener: hey b***h, let me see that rack, let me get that pussy.
That's how you have alove affair with a lady b***h in the wild.
Trust me. I would know.
Possibly my least favourite post on IQfy, thanks anon
true and real, glad someone said something bc veuve veuve (verif not reqd)
Generally "having a conversation about books" goes as well IRL as it does here.
that is: 99.9999% of people who have heard of (the thing) have formed an absurd entry level opinion that they consider as like a special religion for them and if you budge one millimetre from agreeing with them absolutely about their entry level opinions, i.e. discussing (the thing) they consider you "an enemy," i.e. mindless affirmation seeking.
who are you fools kidding?
>I intend to stop reading and get pussy.
ironically this is true, but you won't be able to keep the dumbed down act up for long.
I suggest dating women who don't speak english, then the sense of mystery is never broken.
can’t be an act if it’s true
Would it possible or advisable to wife up an Art Hoe or are they strictly for a casual frick?
What do you think the "hoe" in art hoe means?
In part, yes. Being not unattractive gets you through the door. Having something to talk about, like books, gets you to the bedroom. Your social skills do the rest.
I met a woman at an academic conference through talking about translating Homer at an after-party. So yes.
I had sex with someone who ended up publishing a short story about the experience, at least they said my dick was big
>I had sex with someone who ended up publishing a short story about the experience
what the actual frick.
Not an arthoe but I seduced my wife by talking her ear off about Houellebecq.
Not solely but it's helped for sure
Yes, I loaned her my copy of Dorian Gray and used it as an excuse to get her number so that she could return it later. Ironically, although I eventually tapped that ass I don’t think she ever actually returned my book
Yes. Jung. Hesse. Buddhist books.
Yes. But only because I am hot. That's it.
women sleep with lots of different guys for lots of different reasons. the “secret” to getting girls is just to be around them and have the balls to make a move. if having literature in common is a way to open the door to a convo, then great. but overall I think men try too hard to figure out some sort of system or silver bullet when it comes to getting girls and the unfortunate truth is that it’s simple but not easy. just be around them and ask them out. that’s how you get girls.
>the “secret” to getting girls is just to be around them and have the balls to make a move.
That's failed twice for me now. I hate women so much.
>I applied for two jobs and didn’t get either one. It’s so over.
kek Just keep going anon who cares if the first two or the first two hundred say no? It only takes one yes. Something that has helped me tremendously in this regard is having a couple girls I knew start dating other guys but then still hook up with me. Yes, that doesn’t reflect very well on them, but it taught me to think of a woman saying “no” as really saying “not right now.” This made it feel much less like a rejection (even if I never ended up hooking up with that girl) which allowed me to be much bolder, have less fear of rejection, and feel less miserable upon being rejected. And because I approached more girls and more boldly, I got laid more.
holy frick imagine being a woman that’s disgusting
idk what you’re referring to but I also would much rather be a man than a woman
I don’t really believe in monogamy and certainly not in legal marriage in the current environment in western societies
that’s true but it also doesn’t even have to be overt. you can create attraction through boldness/confidence.
>monogam
si, that was point hombre, i used to think it was the way too, because of my brainwashing, but i look back now at how i was and i was a cabron.
i think it's a biiiiig cause of the misery young penedjos are having when they're seeking a woman, kek
Have you figured out that being brainwashed into monogamy in the society around us has been the cause of this 'angry incel' thing?
>just keep going
I don't want to get a reputation at my workplace (two is bad enough) and my social anxiety prevents me from going out to meet new people in a strange environment. Guess I'll die.
the cheat code is to find a job/hobby or some other reason to be around them organically.
yeah, in the event I have kids I definitely hope to have the mother and kid/s in my life full time, but sexually and romantically speaking monogamy just doesn’t work
>balls to make a move
This. Most women will give you overt signs of attraction which even I as a diagnosed autist can read. You just need the courage of the moment.
It’s mate a famous thing in the world now? Here where I grew up most people drink it with hot water. It’s quite normal. While families drink it.
Since it’s quite bitter I thought that you either were introduced early to it and got used to drink it or you would hate it. Don’t know how this might have become a thing with people abroad.
If you’re talking about the kind like messi drinks then no, it’s not popular. But hipsters here like the canned cold version which is not as bitter as the hot version
>If you’re talking about the kind like messi drinks
Yeah, that’s the one I was referring to.
i'd honestly rather be alone than have to be some kind of sexual mercenary. Love or nothing.
for a woman, hombre, her pussy is basically all she has, so when you go to her with 'love', you're trying to close the only path that she has to get ahead in the world, she knows this and she recoil like a chubacabra.
whoa i never thought about it like that before holy shit bro
chupacabras aren't known for recoiling
ahh she's like a chupacabra because she hies so much and you never find her - get it heh
a thing of legend only!
Haven't gotten laid form it but I've made some connections. Shared interests make for good conversation, but when it comes to sex it's all physical and frame. A guy whose entire life is 90's JDM cars could frick an arthoe with 0 effort if she is physically attracted to him and he just asks her to hang out. Like make eye contact, hold it, smile at her, if she keeps looking or smiles then go up and say "Hey, do you wanna come and have a drink with me?" (at a bar/club). If she wants you she will usually just make the conversation work. If it's getting boring, what I usually do is just blame her in my head and say whatever I want like "By the way, what do you think of black people? Personally I don't like them."