Should I read this? What am I in for? If I read this then I plan to read the whole thing, good idea?

Should I read this? What am I in for?
If I read this then I plan to read the whole thing, good idea?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly great. Robert Jordan falls off before Brandon picks up on the final books so that becomes a breath of fresh air.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's great because it gets significantly worse

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This has to be staged. Eating right next to a trash can, "loving your work" right above him, etc. It's too perfectly framed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why you don't give your slaves nice things at work. It confuses them.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          *employee

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you wan't to read it, just do it. You don't need validation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if I want to read it that's why I'm asking.
      I feel like I'm missing out because it is highly rated /r/fantasy places it as the top 12 best fantasy book of all time for all that's worth)

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit. It's like the One Piece of fantasy books, it's only famous because it's so long and people feel like they are missing out by not reading it, and when they realize it's shit after 10 books they use sunk costs fallacy to keep going but it has no substance. It's just an objectively worse version of LOTR. The prose doesn't even save it, he recycles the same fricking sentences over and over, for example "she smoothed her skirt" gets repeated in evert fricking scene with a female character. If you're still curious about it just torrent the audiobook, it's not worth a minute of your time.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a dogshit rip off. Copied the fellowship of the ring so hard.

    Group of adventurers set out on a quest
    Leave comfy town
    Plagued by black riders
    There's a dark lord
    There's the chosen one whos tasked with saving the day
    Trollocks are basically orcs
    There's a gandalf rip off and even a pub called the 9 rings.

    A lot of this can be argued away, for example the heros journey archetype that's clearly present in both. But the rest just feels so unoriginal and cringe to read, I couldn't take it seriously. From what I've heard, the series doesn't continue down this route and does branch off to do it's own thing. But the first book wound me up so much I just couldn't carry on.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit. It's like the One Piece of fantasy books, it's only famous because it's so long and people feel like they are missing out by not reading it, and when they realize it's shit after 10 books they use sunk costs fallacy to keep going but it has no substance. It's just an objectively worse version of LOTR. The prose doesn't even save it, he recycles the same fricking sentences over and over, for example "she smoothed her skirt" gets repeated in evert fricking scene with a female character. If you're still curious about it just torrent the audiobook, it's not worth a minute of your time.

      If it's so bad why is it so Popular? Contrarian much?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kids are always wolfing down garbage, and in the early 90s WoT was one of the few fantasy garbage piles around.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gandalf rip off
      Gandalf ain't a teacher from a medieval magic college nor is Frodo the reincarnation of the guy that beat the crap out of Melkor...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        congratulations, they swapped out one characteristic

        [...]
        If it's so bad why is it so Popular? Contrarian much?

        If that's the case I'd dislike lotr more because it's clearly more famous and more popular. If you're just going to reduce everything to " hur dur it's popular so it must be good" then why the frick are you even here discussing it?
        Go read whatever goyslop is on the current bestsellers list.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the slowest paced Fantasy series ever written. If you like that, then go for it.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    An extremely detailed fantasy epic with a huge scope and loads of characters and over a dozen volumes. Perhaps the archetypal example of such a series.
    If you want to get lost in a fantastic world and/or have tons and tons of time to kill, go for it. If you expect deep and thought provoking literary fiction don't bother.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Should I read this?
    No
    >What am I in for?
    A slow paced shitfest with annoying characters with nonexistent or illogical motivations for their actions and a plot and worldbuilding that makes no sense. The first two books are ok, I guess.
    >If I read this then I plan to read the whole thing, good idea?
    Good luck getting past Egwene

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you copy this post

      >What am I in for?
      An extremely detailed fantasy epic with a huge scope and loads of characters and over a dozen volumes. Perhaps the archetypal example of such a series.
      If you want to get lost in a fantastic world and/or have tons and tons of time to kill, go for it. If you expect deep and thought provoking literary fiction don't bother.

      but replaced detiails with some bullshit lies?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arguably the second most influential nfnd important work in lal of fantasy
    Nowadays it's not considered the greatest but it's still in the top 20 easly, plus there's loads of it
    There is something jn there for everyone

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOTR walked so WoT could run

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read malazan instead

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All fantasy aside from JRRT, CS Lewis, Brian Jacques, and maybe GRRM (he's a masterful writer but the fact ASOIAF won't ever be finished completely ruins his engaging writing) is complete garbage.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brian Jacques
      Oh frick off

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-white spotted.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wheel of Time was the most influential fantasy post LotR.

    In between you had absolute tripe like shannara and Thomas covenant and untold number of other garbage novels.

    There are two types of stories. A man leaves his home or a stranger arrives in town. So don’t fall into the trap that WoT is a rip off of LoTR.

    I doubt that any fantasy from 1990 onwards would even exist in its current form without WoT.

    Also - to poster that mentioned malazan needs to commit suicide. There is nothing redeeming in that entire series.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because something is influential doesn't mean it's worth reading.
      Influence of art is like a Ponzi scheme, you can keep tracing works to earlier works all the way to cave paintings, does that mean cave paintings are actually peak art? No, they were at the time and they earned their place in history but nobody would seriously say nowadays that they're the best we have when I comes to pictures.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

      Just because something is influential doesn't mean it's worth reading.
      Influence of art is like a Ponzi scheme, you can keep tracing works to earlier works all the way to cave paintings, does that mean cave paintings are actually peak art? No, they were at the time and they earned their place in history but nobody would seriously say nowadays that they're the best we have when I comes to pictures.

      said
      Notice how that post doesn't mention anything good about the series, just talks about muh influence

      WoT is shit, the type of books that turn normies off of reading books, unnecessarily long descriptions of minute details that never come up again or mean anything. Boring characters with incomprehensible motivations. Every female character is a huge b***h. Weirdly sexual and fetishistic for no reason. I can go on, but it should be enough.
      All the good will of the fans was running out but then the author died so they decided to not speak ill of the dead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a lotr ripoff and that's a shame cuz it would be improved if it was

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In your own words, what's wrong with malazan?
      Every flaw j can think of is at least thrice as bad in wot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but it's a lotr ripoff

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Should I read this?

    No. Imagine the most annoying time-wasting conversationalist you have ever spoken to and how annoying they were. Now imagine what life would be like if said individual owned a typewriter. This is what it is like to read the literary works of Robert Jordan.

    FYI He literally died before he finished his endless blather / novel series. So if you read "The Eye of the World" you'll never know how the story ends.

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