Simply $500k at 5.75% apy

or
$500k in a risk asset that has a high probability of getting less than 5.75% annual growth and more than 3% loss?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel very bad for that cat and wish very much that I could have attended her birthday.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As somebody who isn't swayed by any form of marketing, it is always fascinating to observe people falling for marketing like if they were programmed to react a certain way to certain inputs.

      News flash, this is marketing, advertising shelter cats is one of the main way to get them adopted. You are supposed to feel guilty and obliged to adopt them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        omg anon you´re so internetpilled and based
        can you teach me more in the art of being an insufferable homosexual?

        https://i.imgur.com/vQBCLBV.jpeg

        or
        $500k in a risk asset that has a high probability of getting less than 5.75% annual growth and more than 3% loss?

        neither. Get your funds, start some blue scam on BASE or 1intro and pump your own bags like crazy.
        >wat do now?
        shill nonstop here, and you'll see how (You) made Apu 2

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be a scammer
          nah, too much work
          >how to be so insufferable
          look into the mirror Ranjeet

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            just by the way you type I can tell you're just a zoomerino malding with english you can´t even comprehend, don't worry chud, you´ll learn someday.

            >Apu 2

            shut your fricking mouth

            It is the truth tho dont get mad at me just bc you can´t biz kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            enjoy the V of V. Brian and his ilk made crapto cringe worse than the skeleton

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Apu 2

          shut your fricking mouth

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont give ideas to the pajeets bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too anon.

      https://i.imgur.com/vQBCLBV.jpeg

      or
      $500k in a risk asset that has a high probability of getting less than 5.75% annual growth and more than 3% loss?

      My situation is about 1/10th that. Realistically some split is probably best. For the time being a safe 5% is pretty good. Hell I might take a portion and day trade. I always day trade, make some money, get stressed out, get lucky, walk away and say no more then come back.
      >lucky to be good
      >good to be lucky
      I think you just can't put all your eggs in one basket. Boggle head only ETFs is just as bad as yoloing your whole portfolio every trade. My advice is open a calculator app or python terminal and a paper journal and just write out a few allocations and journal about the various pros and cons.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I decided for the 5.75% riskless income. You gaylords go and do some ~~*bullrun*~~ on nothing. Looking forward to short it with 5.75% more capital when the pyramid scheme players run out of steam, as always

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about exploring liquid restaking protocols so you can earn more than that? You have options like EtherFi, Karak, or YieldNest once its mainnet is live anon.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cat passed away the other day and i'm constantly reminded of him whenever I see a cat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know the drill. Post a picture of cat, may he rest in cat nip, so any of the countless machine learning scrappers can harvest him and come closer to the final truth, that cats are the true masters of this planet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gotta love his paw almost being chopped and his "frick you" meow kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel you bro, i really do, my cat was very old (pushing 20 years old) and she passed away last week. Everywhere i go i see her lil' face. Sometimes i invest in some cat memecoins on pinksale because it makes me feel better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i feel you bro, i really do, my cat was very old (pushing 20 years old) and she passed away last week. Everywhere i go i see her lil' face. Sometimes i invest in some cat memecoins on pinksale because it makes me feel better
        Are we seriously going to tolerate this level?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry for your loss cat anon
      >from a dog bro

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry about Monique the insufferable cat. Since that terribly planned birthday party, she was adopted!
    And then they surrendered back to the shelter because she sucks. Oh and they removed one of her eyes, probably as retribution.

    *edit: Looks like she was adopted again last week. Let's see how long *that* lasts.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss cuddling with my cat :(. But it had a great life, it was 21 yo when it died. I would love to have another cat but I just have to put every penny into crypto. I'll get one when I make it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post cat pics

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pussy pics please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can get you pussy for free If you need.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Government bonds always have negative real yield until fiat. US treasuries have only returned around 60% of the monetary expansion since 1971

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Under fiat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not talking bonds, though technically it is but it wouldn't be for me. The service provider seems to be willing to take that risk offering the yield to attract liquidity. Just plane ol' iou dollars in a flexible contract that is pretty much as liquid as a checking account with a service provider who is technically speaking a bank.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still effectively bonds from a yield perspective

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          without the downward risk of bonds.
          I just don't yet see allocating anything to risk assets when there is 5.xx% to be had on plane old fiat not very attractive

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of answer are you even expecting with vague numbers and zero context?

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