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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    b8 is too boring these days

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how few shits people give about it around here, considering that her Odyssey was the laughing stock of this board for years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't around for this. Elaborate?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her Odyssey translation is shit and was mocked here. Pretty simple.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          "maverick polyphemos" was the best for me. Imagining john mccain mumbling about eating people had me rolling

          Funny how few shits people give about it around here, considering that her Odyssey was the laughing stock of this board for years.

          There's a joke in there about her being the lolcow of helios or something

          I think she wrote it so that it could be assigned to american high schoolers, who are by and large functionally illiterate. Functionally illiterate adults can read it too with ease, making it a book that is very easy to sell to masses of people (who are mostly unconcerned with actual literary and poetical beauty). It's a genius marketing move, worthy of our wretched pseudo-culture.

          I teach undergrad and can confirm that it's being taught in high schools. I teach it in our lit course sequence and get students who are almost convinced an elaborate joke was being played on them when they were reading an actual legitimate translation.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            *I teach gayles, to clarify. They've been taught the Wilson in high school. Whoops

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sucks and she’s a run-of-the-mill feminist academic. This is a woman that started covering herself in tattoos in middle age.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The things that the lack of dick makes women do.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She appeared at least once on a book tour with one of the angry Black folks current at the time that advocated for abolishing the canon. When she was queried about whether or not she agreed that the canon should be abolished, she did, in fact agree with his sentiment. One can argue that she was intimidated into it, but she never made a countering statement afterwards. It appears that her extremely poor translations are an attempt to refute Homer through sullying his work.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          homies will get offended at wanting to abolish the canon, feminism, and multiculturalism, then turn around and trash Bloom in the same breath

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am no expert on Bloom, but I would gladly trash him regarding any assault that he made on the canon. What inconsistency do you find in this?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bloom is a defender of the canon. /misc/tards attack him simply because he's israeli. The point he was making is that /misc/tarda are cringe identitarians, they don't care about the canon.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >/pol/tarda are cringe identitarians
            So are israelites.
            >CTRL+F ''jew''
            >1 match found
            >(You)
            Great. You homosexuals have to make everything about the israelites. Now, this is a israelite thread. Good job.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So it begins. You guys are so predictable.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you. You understand. Some of Bloom’s writings would get “holy based!”’s if written by some right wing twitter e-celeb. He literally spoke out against the dangers of multiculturalism, feminism, and abolishing the canon in the 90’s. He will always be seen as the champion of the canon, and the irony is that he may be the hero /misc/-ish anons want but they’re too dumb to realize it and blinded by their prejudice. Bloom is harder to cancel because he is israeli. He ain’t quite the same as those old dead white men. Anyway, I think it’s silly to argue about abolishing the canon or not. It is there, as I view the canon as majorly influential works. No matter how you twist yourself in a pretzel, you can’t argue that Shakespeare, Homer, Whitman, Montaigne, etc aren’t influential. People are perfectly entitled to have favorites that aren’t part of the canon. Most of my favorite books aren’t canonical but that doesn’t mean I don’t recognize what is influential or dislike them. Who cares what Emily Wilson says? At this point Emily Wilson threads are pseudo-/misc/ dog whistles

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agree 100%

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Who cares what Emily Wilson says?
            Apparently, she is being taught in high school now. I forget, am I supposed to love her because she is not israeli?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're supposed to hate her because she's a woman and a a liberal. As per the /misc/tard manual.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            OK. Not because the passages of hers that I have seen are shit and because she believes in abolition of the canon? Got it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone should be laughed at for childish renditions (if they're pushed as adult oriented translations, that is). Plenty of males who would do this too.
            There are respected female translators around here, I think. Probably a lot of anons who would recommend either Dorothy Sayers' or Edith Grossman's Dante.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. But /misc/tards are identitarians. They don't care about quality or likeminded opinions if they come from a person of a group they dislike. That's why they dislike Bloom for being israeli despite fundamentally agreeing with him.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're the only one bringing up /misc/, moron

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm simply explaining their MO. Sorry that bothers you.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are a weirdo.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You're supposed to hate her because she's a woman and a a liberal

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Manuals are used for maximum effectiveness so this seems correct.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If 90% of the world thought 2+2=5, it doesn’t make it true. She can say whatever she wants and it makes no difference. I’m not going to pretend I have any interest in her or followed her opinions, but part of me feels she is doing this for a certain type of publicity and brownie points. Anyway, overwhelming majority of people don’t know or don’t care about literature and that will never change. I don’t mind as reading is a solitary endeavor and I get enjoyment, and often knowledge, or I take something away. If the masses look down upon my reading hobby, or, what is more likely, don’t care, oh well. There are a couple dozens writers whose influence is strong and wide reaching. It is obvious to anyone in the know. No matter who says what, that will never change as the past can’t be erased. Since I’m here, obviously I like to share my experiences and hobby but I’ve long stopped caring what others think or say. This goes triply if it doesn’t affect me. I suggest taking a similar mindset. People can never abolish the canon, best they can do is use different books as influences, but at the end of the day, that new canon will be built upon the shoulders of THE canon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If 90% of the world thought 2+2=5, it doesn’t make it true.
            Correct, but if 90% of the world thought 2+2=5, how on earth would mathematics progress? This is the issue. It is harder to produce a classic in this climate.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            By realizing that literature is dead and almost everything worth reading has already been written. It sucks but it is what it is

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literature is more alive than God.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I beg to differ. Overwhelming majority of books and writers worth reading have already been written. Literature has been dead for a couple decades and Emily Wilson has no bearing on that no matter what she says. Hell, if anything maybe getting younger people to “build their own canon” will revitalize the medium.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Overwhelming majority of books and writers worth reading have already been written.
            Majority? You don't know, you can't even know the total number of great books worth reading. It's an assessment you can only do after humanity is extinct, not before. This is just comfortable arrogance.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can only speak for myself, but if I line was drawn in the sand at this exact moment in time, and I was given the choice of only being able to read one side of the line in time, either from this moment onwards, or everything in the past, I sure as hell know what one I’d pick

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You don't know, you can't even know the total number of great books worth reading
            You are technically correct. Finding that truth on the matter would require a life study in order to come to a sharp conclusion. Then we have questions of weighting value based on publishing rates against value of the individual works. This is an unreasonable demand to place on an individual when anyone can look at the current state of affairs and make a reasonable assumption.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >maybe getting younger people to “build their own canon” will revitalize the medium.
            Everyone has their own favorites already. Not sure what you mean.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not sure exactly what the phrase means either hence the quotation marks. But some people clearly have an issue dividing what their favorites are and what is influential. I already said the canon cannot be rebuilt because the canon is influential works, and one cannot change the past

          • 8 months ago
            Jon Kolner

            It is not either you support Bloom or you support that, mr reductive reasoning.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >homies
            don't

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is just meh, i dont really see the need for the hate or even where the energy for it comes from, sure its not as fancy but theres tons of other translations

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gimmicks by definition get old the second time

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about a complicated chud.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their ships go very fast.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr Foreginer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For comparison, Samuel Butler's 1900 prose translation:

      Then Athene said, "Yes, father stranger, I will show you the house you want, for Alcinous lives quite close to my own father. I will go before you and show the way, but say not a word as you go, and do not look at any man, nor ask him questions; for the people here cannot abide strangers, and do not like men who come from some other place. They are a sea-faring folk, and sail the seas by the grace of Poseidon in ships that glide along like thought, or as a bird in the air.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you actually think "father stranger" is better?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. "Mr Foreigner" sounds silly and patronizing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok so how would you translate "ξεῖνε πάτερ" so that's it's five syllables to fit her iambic pentameter? athena is disguised as a young girl, wouldn't a young girl address an unknown man as mister? is she going to say father foreigner? that sounds totally unnatural and father stranger doesn't even fit the meter.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ok so how would you translate "ξεῖνε πάτερ" so that's it's five syllables to fit her iambic pentameter?
            strange Black person homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Using Mr. that way makes it sound af if she is mocking him. Also, if the way you structured your verse forces you to sound silly, you are supposed to blot it out and write it in some other way; it's not as if her translation is particularly literal so it wouldn't even be hard.
            πάτερ in this context is just a way to respectfully adress an older male, so she could just have left it untranslated or gone with something like sir or master.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldnt bother, because there are several sufficient translations going as far back as the 1600s.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            alien padre, of course

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't even fit the meter.
            Like Emily gives a frick about meter lol her translation is a moronic rollercoaster

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see nothing wrong with 'stranger from afar' or some variation of such, like 'strange man from afar/abroad' if you wanted to directly stipulate 'man', or similar

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You could unironically translate it to "Kind stranger, ... "
            It's the way a child would adress a foreign man in a respectful way.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The meaning is "elder from afar"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Using Mr. that way makes it sound af if she is mocking him. Also, if the way you structured your verse forces you to sound silly, you are supposed to blot it out and write it in some other way; it's not as if her translation is particularly literal so it wouldn't even be hard.
            πάτερ in this context is just a way to respectfully adress an older male, so she could just have left it untranslated or gone with something like sir or master.

            idk, the BBC says "Mr Sunak" all the fricking time
            what's the difference

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sunak is a name. "Mr Foreigner" sounds condescending.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            many names are based on location
            hamburger = someone from hamburg
            foreigner = someone from a foreign land
            what's your point

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nowadays when Mr. is not followed by the name of a person or the name of an office, like president or speaker, it is generally humorous

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok, Mr moron.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your problem is that you think Homer wrote like a BBC journo
            You have terminal brainrot

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            homer also didn't "write" like an 18th century englishman either

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But in the 18th century writing poetry still meant distancing yourself from everyday speech. Of course Pope does not sound anywhere near as impossibly odd and archaic as Homer sounded to an ancient Greek but he is certainly closer than Wilson. Purposefully modernising Homer completely obfuscates the most evident part of his aesthetics.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct, all english translations lack in expression. They try capture the epicness differently than Homer in their foul language

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I take it you can read and understand the subtleties of Homeric Greek, if not, shut the frick up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this translation specifically intended for 5yos? Otherwise how could one explain this mockery of blank verse?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think she wrote it so that it could be assigned to american high schoolers, who are by and large functionally illiterate. Functionally illiterate adults can read it too with ease, making it a book that is very easy to sell to masses of people (who are mostly unconcerned with actual literary and poetical beauty). It's a genius marketing move, worthy of our wretched pseudo-culture.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is this translation specifically intended for 5yos? Otherwise how could one explain this mockery of blank verse?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I will use my translation of a classic as a platform for modern political happenings
      And they say Marxists didn't infiltrate into academia. They treat everything as a Trojan horse for their bs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We all research the past because we're looking for the answers of the problems of our present, and the past always holds value exclusively in reference to the present, it is worthless by itself.

        To her it's the soggy knee and pandering to third worlders, to chuds it's to learn at which historical crossroads did the west take the wrong turn. The sentiment is the same.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the past always holds value exclusively in reference to the present, it is worthless by itself.
          Actual moron or just baiting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elon isn't destroying Twitter fast enough.
        Lets hope the paywall will finally kill it off.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will someone eventually start up a twitter 2.0 or will we be free from this type of AIDS?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Economic reality always asserts itself in the end.
            This is bad news for socialism, which depends on other people's money. Socialism dies without subsidy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Twitter's cofounder already started Bluesky (invite only so far)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What paywall? That hasnt been a thing for months

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's apparently a thing again.
            It was news just last week.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And they say Marxists didn't infiltrate into academia.
        Right? they totally did, and this is coming from a guy who was left leaning going into college.
        Went to what is essentially an Engineering school in the southern US, and my English / History classes were all like that. I distinctly remember being in a classroom with like 28 white girls when we started reading the Symposium, and one girl said (paraphrasing) “Do we have to read about dead white guys?”

        Ancient Greeks, ancient fricking Greeks who existed before the modern conception of race / sexuality / etc. And she successfully boiled them down to “stale pale males” like we were talking about the Victorians are some shit. And whats worse the limp wristed professor basically agreed with her but added “its still important.”

        Academia is no longer functional, unless you went for a pure STEM field. Or maybe Business where everyone’s an butthole any way so it all cancels out.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And they say Marxists didn't infiltrate into academia.
        Nobody says this. Universities were left-wing brainwashing machines even when I was there, in the late 1980s. Luckily I studied Maths and then Information Technology, which are pretty resistant to political bias.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Luckily I studied Maths and then Information Technology, which are pretty resistant to political bias.
          Nobody tell him. Let him dream and let it last.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Luckily I studied Maths and then Information Technology, which are pretty resistant to political bias.
          lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And they say Marxists didn't infiltrate into academia.
        Ah geez dude, it's been so long since I read kapital, can you point to the specific volume and chapter where Marx talks about how we need to translate Homer's epics into bad prose and misrepresent the core themes?

        >And they say Marxists didn't infiltrate into academia.
        Nobody says this. Universities were left-wing brainwashing machines even when I was there, in the late 1980s. Luckily I studied Maths and then Information Technology, which are pretty resistant to political bias.

        Curricula are political tools. They contain an implicit political framework. Very few professors will teach you something with absolutely no applications in up and coming markets. For example, Euclid's proofs are beautiful, but I never learnt them in primary, secondary, or tertiary education. I had to read it myself. It makes sense - these proofs give you great insight into mathematics and its history, but there are more readily profitable modes of proof you can learn. Your course list was probably primarily analysis and statistics, maybe some stuff on number theory to cover cryptography.
        No one alive went to a nonpoliticised university; since the early 20th century the notion of academia has been bastardised into any study that will turn a profit.

        >t. maths major

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you american?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thankfully not.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why not?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're not a marxist unless you do exactly what marx said verbatim, also real marxism has never been tried and there are no real marxists
          Actually good bait.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            t.queer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This lmao, it’s so funny to hear people complaints about how university are becoming “too political“ when the school system in general is almost entirely at the mercy of our economic system, as if the market is some kind of politics free, objective Tool of Reason.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But anon, the market is always right! How could you possibly deny such a self-evident truth!

            Something about explaining water to a fish

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they didn't teach me euclid's proofs in my crappy undergrad degree
          >it's a capitalist conspiracy to ensure people only learn useful stuff!
          dood

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          braindead leftist analysis. the turn to "practical" education in universities started in the 19th century to support the military. that's why we call them "civil engineers" today because originally the default kind of engineer was a military engineer. you can trace this back to german/prussian militarism. the vast majority of colleges and universities are non-profit, so the idea to turn a profit is odd indeed. elite universities like stanford, mit, and columbia were built with massive military spending. math majors are some of the laziest people you will find on campus hoping to cram their way through college without having to write any research papers or write any code. absolute crumb bums and you are no exception.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >braindead leftist analysis
            Can you explain what you mean by leftist? I don't identify with any political movement so it's interesting you think I'm left-wing.

            >started in the 19th century
            Yeah, and it was the only option since the 20th century. The 19th century still had some liberal colleges floating about. Seems like you're trying to correct me on a technicality, only I didn't say anything false.

            >majority are non-profit
            What's that got to do with this discussion? Universities don't need to turn a profit to be complicit in pumping out economic units. The entire function of the modern university is to palm to someone else the employer's responsibility to train his employees.

            >math majors are some of the laziest people you will find on campus
            This is about the only true thing you said; work smarter not harder. I didn't have to cram though. Laziness is a virtue in this day and age where industry amounts to scamming people, gambling on the future, or otherwise pumping toxins into the air and ocean.

            >write any code
            Code shmode, I wrote code for fun during my studies to help me with solving problems that my professors never told us to solve. Sounds like a bunch of seethe over my having the luxury to read beyond assigned tasks. Sorry you picked a brainlet course that forced you to waste every precious minute on menial tasks to "prepare" you for the "workforce" lmaa

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can you point to the specific volume and chapter where Marx talks about how we need to translate Homer's epics into bad prose and misrepresent the core themes?
          Marxist =/= Marxian

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now you're just inventing words to fit your specific worldview. Admit you've been propagandised and move on with life.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahahahahaha what the frick

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do Greek dekinais justify themselves? Practically every "based and redpilled" author you can think of knew some Greek. What excuse do you have not to learn?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live that you can buy the original Greek texts?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Loeb Classical library publishes Ancient Greek texts with prose translations into English on the oppposite page
        Readily available in Burgerland and Bongland
        Not sure about anyplace else though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're bloody expensive though.
          If you're lucky, your library will have a good stock of them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >$30
            I guess I’ll just have to read my translation by Chaucer 🙁

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Used bookstores and abebooks
            I have dozens of OCTs, vast majority for about $10-$20 each

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Loeb is for pseuds who need cribs. Oxford Classical Texts is what you want

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          this
          for instance, see pic related.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that shipping cost

            Lol. It’s interesting how Oxford Classical Texts are so much more expensive than the average book (going by Amazon cost) because they figure if you can read Latin or Ancient Greek you are educated and have $$

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's also the dynamic pricing algorithm that Amazon uses. It figures out your tastes based on your past purchases, and bumps up the price for things it knows you want.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            but you could just browse amazon on a different computer and put it in your cart before you log in? moreover, if the price ended up being higher than their competitors you would just shop somewhere else. really lame conspiracy theory, dude.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >really lame conspiracy theory,
            lmgtfy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ahh yes "influencermarketinghub.com" the authority on amazon's pricing strategy...but suppose they are credible:
            >Amazon's dynamic pricing algorithms continuously evaluate, review, and update the prices of millions of its products multiple times a day, ensuring that they offer the most competitive prices to shoppers, ensuring retention and brand loyalty
            the most "competitive prices" means the lowest prices.
            >https://sell.amazon.com/tools/automate-pricing
            it's actually a way to force 3rd party sellers to compete with each other to have the lowest price to receive preferential placement in amazon search results. your conspiracy theory that they charge you more for stuff you want is completely wrong, of course.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go to bed, Jeff. You got found out, it's over.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            if amazon charged more, people would just go to target, walmart, or barnes and noble. amazon is not a monopoly no matter what biden's stooges at the ftc say.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Really? Can you game the system by searching schlock on your account but browsing what you really want while not signed in? I’m semi embarrassed to admit I like prince watching on Amazon. When I see books I want get below a certain price I’ll pull the trigger and feel I did good. It’s not like that $2-10 I saved even means anything to my wallet either

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i always watch the price on protein powder. it's pretty volatile. you can get good discounts sometimes. probably because it takes up a lot of space in their warehouse and has an expiration date.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any recs on a brand that's not adulterated crap?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, but some of the big booksellers on ebay will jack their prices on an item once they see that someone has it loaded in their cart or saved in their watchlist. When I am shopping for books, I make physical notes on paper rather than leave the electronic evidence that I am interested.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That shipping is because I live in Japan, anywhere in the West will be much cheaper. There are plenty of options in the US and Europe
            They are more expensive because they are specialty texts, printed in smaller batches and with a limited readership. If you buy used they really aren't that bad, I find Loeb and OCT routinely for $10-20. Teubner are expensive.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree that those factors play into it but there is definitely a certain prestige connected to a higher income bracket. As an aside, Japan is a weird place. I went for a week some years ago and random girls would come up to me to take pics with me. Making the peace sign and all. I wonder if they thought I was a celebrity? Some brute forced the pic. ‘‘Twas strange

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. perseuslet
        You can read them online for free, they aren't copyrighted.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Greece

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank νεφεληγερέτῃ Διί, I did

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I learned but that was years ago and I don't remember shit. Even worse, I spent a semester in Greece and modern Greek is AIDS tier.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This c**t's Odyssey was BTFO here:
    https://kirkcenter.org/reviews/a-coat-of-varnish/

    Excerpt:
    Wilson also lapses into bizarre circumlocutions around the story of the Cyclops. Homer describes Polyphemus, who eats six of Odysseus’s men raw, as “athemistos”—literally something like “without a sense of divine right or wrong,” but “lawless” usually does the job in English. Lack of respect for themis, true right and wrong, is posited by Homer’s contemporary Hesiod as the cause of all human evil. Wilson, however, decides in her introduction that the story of the Cyclops is really a story about colonialism (“the Polyphemus episode seems to meditate uneasily on the processes of colonization”), and hence it is her duty to resist any tendency to dehumanize the sixty-foot-tall, one-eyed, flesh-eating son of the sea-god. She translates athemistos as “maverick,” an offense not only against sensibility, but also against the aesthetics of her poem—the word leaps off the page, wildly inappropriate to Wilson’s typical register. Needless to say I just about fell over laughing. And huperphialos, which she is happy to render “insolent” and “arrogant” when it comes to the suitors, she changes to “highminded” for Polyphemus. The sight of drunk Polyphemus vomiting up wine and chunks of human flesh in his cave was not enough to get Wilson to shy away from calling him “highminded.” I suppose ideology is not dead. She also uses the odd circumlocution “the Cyclopic people” for the Greek plural Cyclopes, which also jars. The shame of all this is that it subverts her own thesis: she claims the passage has some relevance to colonization. It’s much easier for a student to see the resonance between this episode and Kipling’s “lesser breeds without the Law” if athemistos is translated “lawless.” But as I have said, it is very hard to do any kind of close reading of Homer using Wilson’s translation alone. It simply is not faithful enough.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made the mistake of reading the New Yorker article hyping this translation and worked myself up into a self-righteous misogynist wrath. Then I remembered I never finished the Iliad. I got about halfway through in college and fell behind and never finished because of other course deadlines. So I decided it was time to finish it. I started over from the beginning with Lattimore’s translation and am again about halfway through.
    So I do have to credit this ‘daddy issues’ bong for inspiring me to read The Iliad. I just ain’t reading her translation.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*single-handedly saves the canon*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Purdy good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the story here?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The inexorable decline of western academia.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She did a reading of sections of her translation of The Odessy and dressed up in costumes for each character (that picture is the dog). So basically female autism and this:

        The inexorable decline of western academia.

        . You can find it easily on YouTube. Cringekino.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn she looks a lot like my mother in law.
          gotta find more pictures of her so i can touch myself inappropriately.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just being a quirky carefree post menopausal woman

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >childlessness

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw when History professor got on top of his desk and started ranting about the Alamo

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perseus dot com for translating Ancient Greek resources

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off hand, there are only two good woman translators: AE Stallings; and that wife of the wife/husband pair that translate Russian novels.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny that Norton holds on to the King James version for their bible, but they went for the kiddie version of Homer.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she could have pulled this off if she were younger and hotter. As it is, it is just trite and lame.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      mfw IQfy chuds don't like my TRANSlation

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman writes thoroughly mediocre odyssey translation
    >uses her connections + a very clever agent / PR agency to drum up a press junket billing it as some vaguely FEMINIST ACCOMPLISHMENT (even though she's far from the first woman to translate homer, and among the worst)
    >right wingers smell astroturf and get mad but are too stupid to articulate it so they just go "FRICK... WOMEN?" most of the time
    >this paradoxically confirms FEMINISM is taking place to moron normies who want to be seen holding Homer (they just learned what homer is)
    >PR campaign successful.jpg
    >emily wilson's empty sad shitty life as a low tier academic now has something resembling meaning and eventfulness for a moment
    >moment fades
    >"I'LL... I'LL..... TRANSLATE THE ILIAD TOO? JUST AS BADLY? GET MY AGENT ON THE HORN, I NEED ANOTHER TEMPEST IN A TEAPOT BREWED"

    Great job honey, you spent another several years translating another text that clearly brings you 1/100th the joy it brought to all those unknown workaday translators who simply did it out of love, all so that you could go deeper into a some termagant internet persona that doesn't bring joy into your life either. Now learn Sanskrit and spend 20 years making subpar translations of the Upanishads that nobody asked for too. Or you know, you could quit trying to be a "public intellectual" (momentarily blogged-about termagant) and go hug your kids and do something you actually enjoy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>"I'LL... I'LL..... TRANSLATE THE ILIAD TOO? JUST AS BADLY? GET MY AGENT ON THE HORN, I NEED ANOTHER TEMPEST IN A TEAPOT BREWED"
      I don't mind this part. If you do one, you gotta do the other.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hug your kids
      lol, you think she has kids?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you think she has kids?
        I am pretty sure that that was his point. She could have. She may even reach for them in the night, and talk to them - all in vain. What a waste.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you think she has kids?
        I am pretty sure that that was his point. She could have. She may even reach for them in the night, and talk to them - all in vain. What a waste.

        She's does have kids. I feel sorry for her son.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She's does have kids
          Well, color me oofed. When does his transition start?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems like a stupid b***h to me

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think she rides like a nympho?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    While we have yet another Odyssey / Iliad translation thread going, has anyone read the Caroline Alexander or Anthony Verity translations? How do they compare against the established versions like gayles and Lattimore? They are also fairly new translations, but there seem to be very few reviews online compared to Wilson's translation which took all the spotlight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read Verity. It's a prose translation but to me that does not matter. I found it very good and faithful to the cultural origins that the Odyssey has, in terms of how it reads and what type of atmosphre is present in the lines it really gives off the impression that you are reading a quasi-divine tale of gods and men, a respectful translation unlike this shit which does nothing but belittle the culture that gave birth and status to the Homeric poems.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Alexander is very good, the slightest bit less literal than Lattimore, but with certain improvements in vocabulary choice.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not reading the superior War Music translations by Christopher Logue

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, English is such a simplistic and ugly language, that making it like a 5 year old moron wrote it is the standard. It's not like English is a Romance language or Russian, Greek, etc.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honestly, English is such a simplistic and ugly language, that making it like a 5 year old moron wrote it is the standard. It's not like English is a Romance language or Russian, Greek, etc.

      >Honestly
      Honest comes from Old French "oneste/honeste"
      >Simplistic
      Simple comes from old French, derived from the latin simplus
      >Language
      Old french "langage", obviously from the latin "lingua" (tongue)
      >Standard
      Again from old french
      >etc.
      Self-explanatory

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honestly, English is such a simplistic and ugly language, that making it like a 5 year old moron wrote it is the standard. It's not like English is a Romance language or Russian, Greek, etc.

      >Honestly
      Honest comes from Old French "oneste/honeste"
      >Simplistic
      Simple comes from old French, derived from the latin simplus
      >Language
      Old french "langage", obviously from the latin "lingua" (tongue)
      >Standard
      Again from old french
      >etc.
      Self-explanatory

      You can speak English just using Latin words, like this sentence. It's more or less French.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can speak like this it's more or less= Germanic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Germanic
          Latin but spelled wrong

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's more or less French.
        Aside from you know, being nothing like French in grammar or daily vocabulary.
        An English speaker cannot read a paragraph of French and understand what is being said, not in any significant detail at least. Canada should be living proof that having some vocabulary overlap does NOT equal "being the same", Anglophone Canadians and boomer Quebeckers cannot communicate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm increasingly convinced that these opinions are simply held by ESLs who lack the skill to express themselves fully in English and so they conclude it must be bad. I have encountered the same opinions about GSLs learning German.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like ''father stranger'' or ''Mr. Foreigner''. They are both clunky.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the subject of heretical translations of classics, I recently enjoyed the prose Iliad by the War Nerd, aside from the two or three Sopranos references he shoehorned in.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure this is just the Ed Dutton with a wig on.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a simple Lattimore chad myself
    Frick the b***h will never read her stupid translation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just a simple Lattimore chad myself
      >Frick the b***h will never read her stupid translation
      Came here to post this. I've read Chapman's and Pope's translations, and Lattimore's is still better. What a legend he was, we shall not see his like again.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I support moronic troonyslators ruining translations, because I read Greek so I don't care

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So anons must know that Homer can never be approximated in English translations, surely? Some may do certain parts well, while failing in others. In the English world, Homer takes on the roll of a storyteller. Many translators and poets have put their own spin and flavor using him as a guidebook. And frankly, if you cannot read Homer in the original, you should not be commenting on if a translation is accurate or not. Pure pseudery that would be and you should hang your head in shame

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a difference between reading a flawed translation and reading a garbage translation.
      Obviously the original will always be the best but not everyone has the time to learn Homeric Greek.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    As a matter of fact Pope had known Greek since childhood and, as was common at the time, took many liberties in adapting the original to his style (like Andronicus before him, or Catullus with Callimachus). The difference is that his results are much prettier than Wilson's and that in his time the demented idea that one could study or even know Homer in translation did not exist (and add to that, of course, what I've already said about using everyday language).

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >translates english version of the iliad to american
    >americans get mad
    Why tho? She's just trying to help.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not helping.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is nothing "western" about homer anyway, read Spengler, if you want to read the western canon, start with Descartes' meditations

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, I'm just not going to read it. I'm sorry, I just won't do it.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glancing over the Lattimore translation and it seems fricking ugly. His hexameters are a mouthful, there's a reason why that had been dropped as a metre for centuries!

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More people on the internet will probably read Lord Derby's translation because it's free on Amazon. Which is good, because his blank verse is beautiful.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a serious note, how are her translations of Seneca’s plays? Debating between her, Smith, Watling, or whoever else someone might recommend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty good, even Harold Bloom took a liking to them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she

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