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>Twitter screenshot thread
Aaaaaaand it's hidden.
Literally moronic
He is not a man. He is a billionaire. The absurdly rich aren't human.
where is his own theory
Are you moronic? You didn't even read the posts you replied to
I’m a billionaire and I just don’t care. Cry more, it’s not fair, now seethe and despair, put your hands in the air, if you just don’t care.
best post
Sounds more like you have a problem with the smartest man alive
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it's not hard people
space gas condenses to form stars.. if they're big enough to start fusion
otherwise the galaxy is just full of a lot of jupiters floating around with no daddy suns
"dark matter" because our shitty telescopes can't see them
Already tested for this. Was debunked.
How was it tested? The whole point was that it's not testable dumbass.
>The whole point was that it's not testable
so not science
Not testable with current technology. The matter-filled universe is at least 13 billion years old, we've been scanning space electronically for less than 200 years.
>its testable with imaginary technology therefore its no untestable
nice mental gymnastics, schizo
>we just invented technology x, therefore technology x+1 is impossible/imaginary
Nice strawman, for a lying homosexual
>Not testable with current technology
so what would we have to have and do to test it?
Not only is it testable, it has already been falsified.
>Reminder that the geocentric model has no problem of dark matter or dark energy.
That's because they don't bother explaining any of this data. Saying "god did it" is not a model.
how is it not testable? it has to be big enough to produce the observed effects of dark matter, but you can't test it?
Good point. We should measure how fast galaxies rotate and see if they match the assumption of having a lot of mass that doesn't emit substantial radiation.
a rogue planet just flew over your head
But is it true there are a bunch of dark jupiters floating around out there. Kind of creepy.
Nope. Even if they were completely dark they would still pass in front of background stars periodically lensing them. Some microlensing projects have been running for decades looking for these events, and there are nowhere near enough to explain dark matter. MACHOs are ruled out over a huge range in mass.
Also the CMB and the abundances of elements formed in the early universe don't allow all dark matter to be normal matter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_microlensing
Exoplanets have been found with microlensing, even claims of rouge black holes. But nowhere near enough to explain DM.
>my methodology is shit and being implemented by DEI hires/university interns therefore it must be mAgIc dArK mAtTeR that can't be detected
do you know how moronic you sound
>come up with theory
>turns out scientists already tested for it
>noooo they did it wrooooong!!!
At least be honest with people.
If you're going to claim that they're all diversity hires and morons going back decades, you might as well throw your computer out the window and go live in the woods, because you can't trust any modern technology or scientific research.
You gonna trust your car, when it was built by DEI hires and drunkard hicks?
it's hydrogen dust. Interstellar space has 10 atoms per metre. Find the mass density of a galaxy's spherical volume, you'll see its always higher than the galaxy's total solar masses by anywhere from 80% to 95%.
It doesn't work. There is a guy who proposed a second flavor of the Hydrogen atom, that doesn't interact electromagnetically, but he was called names because apparently he only did the math with a simpler model.
Then the light reflecting off that hydrogen would be detectable
Am I really seeing a MACHO advocate in 2024, top kek.
he's combating the woke
Actually our theory of gravity is just wrong. We are completely wrong about what we think gravity is and gravitational forces are not a constant throughout the universe.
Congratulations! I just spoke to physics and it said that due to being so humiliated by your posts it has decided to cease existing. You did it, guys!
This is the most reddit post i've seen today, so far.
Did physics also tell you everything about itself without you needing experimentation.
>Smartest man alive
I hope you're joking. This is a Perelman board.
>This is a Perelman board.
>you "must" pay a landlord money and not live with your parents reading math
go away, moshe.
musk is a wagecuck enabler.
Who are you quoting?
Why would I be joking? He's the real life Tony Stark after all.
>This is a Perelman board
Wrong. Now kneel.
Tic....toc....old....man....one of these days youre gunna need a wipe and Im gunna blow my nose in front of you.
pfft...
You seem too deranged to be this guy, but I think it's the same person. Were you at one of his seminars?
https://www.irif.fr/~greta/author/jonathan-gorard/
In Valencia, Spain. I was there to shit-test Michael Levin but the guy is "too famous" now.
nta, but Wolfram wouldn't tolerate me sitting around playing vidya and reading books all day.
Perelman would lend me books.
They are not the same.
Wolfram is correct because his name is cooler
you all seem to have forgotten its actually a mochizuki board
Dark matter/energy is just something invented to maintain existing physical models rather than accepting those models are likely wrong and that some phenomenon which operate everywhere in the universe are not observable or measurable because they inhabit higher/lower dimensions.
fricking hate non-physicists talking about physics so goddamn much
yes, of course something is wrong with the theories. we know that. we know we don't have the grand unified theory yet, we have multiple theories which cover different domains which we are not yet able to fully reconcile. what we don't know is in precisely which respects our current theories are wrong.
we know the models are wrong. adding a term as a kludge to make them make better predictions while we try to figure out the underlying issue is an entirely reasonable thing to do.
>Nooo. This tiny little shithole is mine. you can't talk about it or touch it.
Nice gatekeeping homosexual. I'd hire you to market my brand in an instant.
>science needs to leave the lab and enter the culture
>no not like that!
Every effort to change physics to explain this problem other than dark matter has failed or is basically impossible to empirically test.
MOND has been around for a long time and is essentially dead and buried by now in any current form.
>Dark matter/energy is just something invented to maintain existing physical models rather than accepting those models are likely wrong and that some phenomenon which operate everywhere in the universe are not observable or measurable because they inhabit higher/lower dimensions.
Checked its planet Vulcan all over again
The whole think about Dark Matter is that simply using Einstein + Dark Matter works perfectly. Every model that tries to go without dark matter fails.
>simply using Einstein + Dark Matter works perfectly.
Thats because """dark matter"""" is defined as
observable data - einstein's predictions
Looking to be the same case with copenhagen interpretation, where by people invented things like measurement and consciousness, collapse and some other nonsensical thing to make sense of QM.
Copenhagen as dogma seems far sketchier than dark matter.
>inhabit higher/lower dimensions.
No such thing
what the frick is he talking about
there are no dark matter theories
there are only some indirect observations and a few shy hypothesis
>SMARTEST man alive
Who has the highest iq between the 2?
Musk. Although they're not that dissimilar. homosexual on the right got millions of dollars in seed money without ever approaching a bank. Musk got millions in seed money from his parents.
>One invented paypal, electric cars, reusable rockets, revolutionized tunnel boring and wants to bring mankind to mars.
>The other created an online shop.
You know that when he bought out the founders of Paypal and Tesla he bought the right to call himself "founder" even though he wasn't, right?
Also, it doesn't take genius to tell a bunch of smart people to build you a rocket or drill a hole. It just takes money.
>It just takes money.
he had no money
He had no money when he founded SpaceX? How'd he convince actual rocket scientists to work for him, then?
Dude can't even engineer a car that doesn't leak, rust, or blow up, you think he built those rockets on his own?
he had no money for his first company, suck it commie
Illiterate, or deliberately moving the goalposts?
Well, you're also just wrong, or lying.
that's what you do, trying to imply he somehow "had money" to buy these companies, no he made that money with previous companies and one company he started, keep trying commie, you lose
I'm not "implying" anything, I plainly said that founding a company that builds rockets takes no special genius, it takes money to pay people who are geniuses. You then moved the goalposts stating that, at some point, when he started his first business, he had no money, as if that's somehow relevant to the conversation. But to humour you, let me also just explicitly state that it takes no particular genius to make money as a coder during the dot com boom, especially when your rich dad is willing to kickstart your finances.
He still didn't have anything to do with the invention of Paypal or any of those other things. Again, he literally bought the right to call himself founder. The only thing he does particularly well is convincing people he's smarter than he really is, although at some point he seems to have convinced himself.
is that why youre still poor?
Yes, my dad doesn't have a couple spare millions to buy my degree and invest in my startup and convince some rich friends to do the same. Elon Musk being a midwit failson who keeps failing upwards because he's propped up by the system whilst the rest of us have to actually work for our money and have most of the surplus value stolen by parasites like Musk is precisely why I'm not rich.
Everything I wrote is true. Elon Musk would be a mid-tier code monkey at a mid-tier company if he didn't come from money. All his "genius" consists of is throwing money at other people and telling them to get it done. The real geniuses are the workers.
Lmao at all the elon bleating. There's a bagillionaire doing cool shit. Naturally I'm rooting for more. Idgaf about his politics. Everybody has their eccentricities. Spergy seething redditors can only cope.
>There's a bagillionaire doing cool shit.
No he's not. He's hiring people to do cool shit, but being a cringe reddit moron, he's also hiring people to do cringe reddit shit. This is why cringe reddit morons shouldn't be the driving force of our economy.
>if I had his money I'd have the exact same results
no, no you wouldn't
>if I had his money I'd have the exact same results
>no, no you wouldn't
people would be funding supersonic flights rather than SuckX bullshit. you like sucking musk balls, why r u gay?
I find it gay to not be honest and forcefully not recognize a good thing when you see one, for moronic reasons. that's pretty gay.
>I find it gay to not be honest and forcefully not recognize a good thing when you see one, for moronic reasons. that's pretty gay.
mah vertical landing toy, mah sci fi genius. I hate cult zombies so much its unreal.
>I hate cult zombies so much its unreal.
that statement is so ironic it's unreal
I don't care for elon but your desperate communist seething makes me like him more than anything he ever actually did. The fact you spend so much time researching or finding things out about another person just so you can be upset about him is just the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my entire life. lol lmao.
Why aren’t other billionaires throwing money at the right people to make engineering advances? Could it be Elon is actually gifted enough to sus out the actual smart people and give them money? He has been successful multiple times in multiple disciplines, he shows success beyond survivorship bias.
zucc seems to also do some shit. gave llama and working on headsets and stuff. but not seeing him risc with brain chips, at least not yet.
Zucc seems more limited in breadth and couldn’t keep people like Carmac stimulated and functioning on a path. If zucc ever gets out of big data and doesn’t flop the project then maybe, but all his engineering and other projects have been poorly thought out. I see him as getting lucky and any compsci with his contacts could have made an online phone book. Musk is more like Edison or Howard heughs
zucc is playing it the safest possible way. elon is indeed wilder
this is just sad cope. just because you can write that shit doesn't mean you should actually believe that what the frick. how dissonant must you be to go all elon musk ain't shit he dindu nuffin fricking hell
But he did have money though. His daddy owned an emerald mine.
That's literally made up.
>literally
true, his dad literally made an emerald mine
>On Aug. 17, 2009, The New Yorker printed one of the earliest known searchable records of an emerald mine being tied to the Musk name. According to the story, "When [Elon] was eleven—about the time that he sold his first piece of software, a video game called Blastar — Musk told his mother that he was going to move back to Pretoria to live with his father, Errol, an electrical engineer who would later own an auto-parts store and a share in an emerald mine."
if you bought some Tesla shares you do not own the Tesla company.
true, elon doesn't own twitter either because he just bought some twitter shares
shouldn't you easily show some proof for the emerald mine thingie? or money coming from his father? $20k-$100k is not rich people money anon.
I'm agreeing with you though
And that should hold you back, an aristocrat class is kind of needed, especially in these international days.
I mean...how much they freak out about Elon having control of Twitter?! The Mil follows results and streamlined per regs, little resistance.
And it paided off, be bought Twitter above market value (hostile takeover via capital), and then BitCoin, the whales pulled out, dropped 50%....then recovers, lmao...
Future problems will have future solutions.
>shouldnt*
If all you know of the world is travel channels or news...its a different beast.
he was the lead rocket scientist at SpaceX dipshit. all you needed to do was google it
Yes, I'm sure he was actually contributing to rocketry schematics while also being CEO of Tesla and like 6 other companies.
i think musk is alright but he didn't really do all those things exactly. He merged his existing company with paypal. There were electric cars before musk. John Carmack worked on reusable rockets before musk. Maybe he helped with tunnel boring, i don't know. The mars stuff is new. Bezos' company is arguably bigger, but it's not novel either, just more streamlined, and he copied his space ideas off richard branson
Musk didn't even found Tesla.
elon musk invented literally nothing. He didn't do any smart IQfy shit or any smart shit at all. He also doesn't have any impressive degree (or any degree). There's zero evidence he's intelligent. At the same time we have tons of evidence proving the opposite literally itt
As sad as it sounds.
That doesn't really matter as long as he is pushing the right things.
>or any degree
You don't have to lie to dislike him, it makes you look uncredible.
That's all Musk haters are capable of. Once hating him became goodthink they uncritically adopted delusional horseshit spewed by thunderfoot. They're not rational or serious people. Uncritically hating or worshipping anyone is moronic. There's plenty to criticize Elon for. Commies are just incapable of the discernment, maturity, and honesty required to stick to valid criticisms of him, because they're only interested in "winning."
>paypal
Peter Thiel
>electric cars
Existed since the 19th century, but Tesla was founded by inventors Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.
>reusable rockets
Tom Mueller.
>revolutionized tunnel boring
'Civil engineering experts and tunneling industry veterans questioned whether TBC could render tunnels faster and cheaper than competitors. Tunnelling Journal dismissed the company as a “vanity project”.'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boring_Company
>wants to bring mankind to mars
Wow. Original.
S-s-s-shut up commie!!!
>form
Someone is a disgruntled leftie. Who's the disgruntled leftie?
anon casually forgets about the space shuttle
Online shopping brought us door dash...Im lazy, no matter how hard I work at some matrice of reality...Im super fricking lazy......
Prefer in bed, naked or undedwear (IF I FEEL LIKE IT).
Bezos is more mature, subtle, deep. Musk is willing to gamble. I’d say that musk isn’t smarter but still more likely to provide new and better ideas. Bezos is just the perfect efficient management machine. Bezos May have an iq of 150 but he won’t use it for interesting things. He’s basically a human computer. Zuckerberg is more exciting than Bezos. He’s kind of a fusion of both Bezos and musk, but less effective than each in their realm of expertise.
they are all rich corporate lords pwns me
sci fi bullshit cost labor material and money
Why are the most moronic normies so keen on dark matter and "disproving" it? And when asked why they think it's a bad theory, they just demonstrate how little they understand and know.
It's not even a "theory", it's just a value added to correct our current models.
This is hardly a novel viewpoint. Most everyone thinks dark matter is stupid, but nobody so far has come up with anything better than "There's a bunch of stuff we can't detect that makes galaxies heavier than they look". If Musk was truly smart he would be providing a better explanation for the issue rather than just mindlessly pointing it out.
He doesn't have any explanation. He's just a conman who speaks confidently about things he knows nothing about. He just needs to make normies think he's saying something meaningful.
>conman
>*amazingly successful, competent businessman
don't seethe buzzwords out your ass just cause he beat you at the game
I wouldn't mind Musk building space telescopes at this point on a NASA grant.
I heard some pajeet say there's a network of galaxy cradles in space or some shit
Yeah because other than DM and few singularities here and there relativity is fricking untouchable. It is so on point its insane. Assuming it is just stuff we cannot detect makes most sense, otherwise you are saying relativity is wrong which is really going on a fight with the sun.
looks like IQfyzos win again, rocketman is on our side, meanwhile lying academia in damage control shitting out even more white papers
Well, that might be the one thing Elon Musk has in common with him, then.
he knows its israeli bullshit
>but his dad was millionaire
Even if his dad was billionaire still impressive turning that in 200bi+. If it's so easy why don't you turn 1k in 10 millions?
People like Musk completely undercut the meritocracy narrative. Clearly all it takes is starting capital and bluster.
I think he's a lot better than most other billionaires. I don't care if he has opinions on things. I don't recall him ever announcing he's the smartest person alive unlike someone like Chris Langan either. Everyone seems to just hate him because he's rich
>Everyone seems to just hate him because he's rich
That is more than enough reason but there are actually plenty other reasons too
>Sabotages public infrastructure
>Builds shitty cars that blow up
>Builds shitty rockets that blow up
>Lets experimental robot cars drive on the street with pedestrians
>Jealous, petty
>Claims others' achievements
>Promised clean water for Flint, Michigan
>Promised to end world hunger
>Bought Twitter instead for the lulz
>Cringe reddit humour
>Friends with Ghislaine Maxwell
>etc.
>Cringe reddit humour
Worst offense.
Elon Musk is easily the one person working the most against his own reputation. Spend 5 minutes scrolling his twitter and the cringe is overwhelming. It's amazing how his and Zuck's reputation has completely reversed over the years.
Elon Musk is not an inventor or engineer. He is a businessman. If you believe the hype he sold you you're his useful idiot.
cope and seethe commie
>Sucking a lying midwit businessman's wiener to own the libs
Yeah bro I'm really coping here
Don't forget to give the balls some attention
I just came to post a thread but saw this thread which is very related.
Watch this very short video.
Forgive the man’s goofball appearance, and the fact that he may be talking out of his ass.
https://youtube.com/shorts/4Kn9vIS1jGw
Wouldn’t the universe being inside of a black hole explain the dark energy causing the expansion/inflation of space?
entirely possible
how would it explain the expansion/inflation of space? Why do you think it would generate this illusion?
Does this guy has any serious work? or just moron level ted talks?
>buys Twitter
>smart
Chose one.
>controls the most popular propaganda platform
Yes he's smart
No, this is like buying MySpace in 2008.
Yet it's still the largest social media platform by MAU
It's not even in the top 10:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_social_platforms_with_at_least_100_million_active_users
The top social media platforms have billions of users. LOL LinkedIn almost has twice as many active users as Twitter.
To be fair, misinformation spreads really fast on twitter, even more so now
>misinformation
Being anything the deep state doesn't like.
If you read the latest TikTok bill House just passed you will find out TikTok wasn't being banned because it's Chinese, it's being banned because it's the main source of Gaza outcry against Israel.
At least 20% of those are bots too.
Rupert Murdoch bought Myspace specifically to kill it so that Facebook could reign supreme without competition
he has over 300 million people paying minimum $8 a month for twitter
Elon Musk isn't even the smartest person at Twitter and that's after firing everyone
Tbh it is a legitimate problem that we still have not found a dark matter candidate particle.
JWST observations showed this months ago. Musk needs to spend less time trying to look smart online.
>JWST observations showed this months ago.
What did it show?
galaxies that are too old to have the complex structures they have, according to every simulation run using the current model. So basically the gravitational effects of dark matter + energy can explain the formation of the current universe or the early universe, but no longer fit both.
Interesting, do you have a paper so I can read more?
can't find the article from Nature, but there is one
https://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-james-webb-telescope-13-billion-old-galaxy-not-exist-2024-2
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-024-07191-9
>these are extremely constraining on theoretical models as they form 300–500 Myr earlier and only some models can form massive galaxies this early [12, 14]
Eh, not quite a "DM can't explain this".
>This observation may point to the presence of undetected populations of early galaxies and the possibility of significant gaps in our understanding of early stellar populations, galaxy formation and/or the nature of dark matter.
My original point was that Elon is regurgitating without credit to the sauce. Sorry if my recall of the details was inaccurate.
No problem anon, I wasn't criticizing you.
Everyone knows Darl Mayter and Dark Energy don't exist, including scientists. They just use the names for placeholders, because "stuff we don't know" sounds dumb in papers. There is somethingm whether equations or phenomena, that we haven't dound out to make the theories work, they called it DM and DE instead of "unknown".
They needed to throw out relativity a looooong time ago. Relegate it to being a formula for engineering purposes. It's not some sort of source code of the universe as it has a bunch of gaps (singularities and dark matter for example).
Singularities aren't real, the Schwarzchild model just breaks down at surfaces and interiors of objects.
Every GR model of stellar and compact object interiors has increasing, but still finite curvature, so it's very likely that even in the case of a blackhole, the curvature (extreme though it may be) is still ultimately finite.
So that's a non-problem.
It's still the simplest solution to the 'missing mass' problem. It's just that astronomers are rapidly running out of viable candidates for dark matter: MACHOs are out, WIMPs are looking less and less likely, so we're now at the point of looking for some kind of matter that only interacts through the strong force and if that gets ruled out they're kind of out of options.
At that point you need to go and start looking at other explanations: Maybe our model of normal matter distribution is wrong, maybe collective interactions play a more important role than we've considered, etc.
And if that doesn't pan out, then there's really no choice but to start revisiting relativity.
>interacts through the strong force
Any DM candidate would have to interact via weak and gravitation.
Strong and gravitation is another option. It just can't interact electromagnetically.
Every sane person has a problem with dark matter...
saved for the truth
>dark matter...
This works in more ways than I initially imagined.
Matter is just condensed energy that keeps a form
Yeah, but sometimes stuff like melanin causes the matter to not reflect a lot of light?
I wanted to post a racist picture, but it turns out I have pretty much none saved. So, here, have Das Boot.
Black actually means it absorbs all the light. White reflects it all. Any other color is the light that's rejected while every other color is absorbed.
Yeah. I know.
In reality, when your the hole in your eye catches the light what you're really seeing is the remanence of light that escaped the object absorbing it as it falls into the blackhole of your eye to be consumed and seen by the mind. No light? No sight. It needs it as a fuel source to see. Can become efficient though.
Please Sir, reading that, I have some suspicions that you may suffer from mental illnesses, probably also in the psychotic way.
The whole process of how seeing works is rather wild though indeed. Also how hearing points down where exactly sounds come from. It's insane. It uses phase differences in the sound waves coming in.
Have a tight chick too.
I've got you. Save this, and never be without it again.
I have dark matter and dark energy in my head. It restores pretty easily and is always felt. Though, under any imaging technology, currently available, you'd see nothing. Though, these same people can see an MRI of your body and not think anything weird like the irregularity in my neck nerves.
The relativistic mass kineticism of stars.
Stars as they move in a geodesy of a space-time lose mass, increasing in angular momentum to an apparent barycenter system which is in effect, larger over distance. This in part lends to a purported idealized system whereby stars orbit a larger nebulous mass.
He has nothing actually profound to say about this topic. He is just trying to sell this image of himself as genius business man Tony Stark.
How can anyone not see the blatant fraud?
it's so embarrassing to read
>something is fundamentally wrong with dark matter theories
saying ex cathedra shit like that when you have knowledge about the topic on the level of the image from this post ->
fricking lmao. He's mentally on the level of 16 years old boy who just discovered some PHYSICISTS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS THING video on youtube
>Space is dark
Darker than black and it's full of light
What if mass space consumes light? Space is always black with lights. Never fully lit.
How can dark matter exist if space is fake and the earth is flat and enclosed by the firmament?
literally what the frick , this is some /popsci/ bullshit - i could see science black man himself making a similar comment.
>wah space
>wah dark matter
I don't give a FRICK, When are we getting those catgirls Elon promised us?
Are there actual proofs that gravity wells/fields are in-between galaxies? Like light bending between these galaxies? I have not heard of it at all...the dark matter concept is an answer to explain the shapes of galaxies, but for this you would need a very strong influence of gravity that should be detected.
>Smartest man alive
Who? Does Elon Musk know him? Is that why you posted a Tweet by that money-burning half-wit?
I thought dark matter was just a placeholder for the refusal to give photon mass.
according to he who must not be named
Reminder elon lied about his degree in physics. He never graduated.
he made a massive "donation" to his college right before they had to hand over a copy of his diploma for a law suit he was involved in.
guy is a fraud. also his first company was just money laundering. a software company that made a zip file program that had millions in investors? lmao this guy is the king of vaporware.
It's wasn't a zip program you moron. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zip2
Musk derangement syndrome
He's just racist. And it's a good thing. He blows to pieces the belief that a person with African roots cannot be a racist.
There's a spergy moron in this thread that thinks unless you're tony stark and invent all the technologies yourself, then youre a fraud hack scammer. What a fricking sperglord lol
if you throw enough money at the problem@ the individual in question . for to he did that to himself in a manner inconsistent to what he was trying to ask. i know the answer to this question but in my dialogues with the aliens it seemed best not to alarm anyone
>my dialogues with the aliens
Dark matter is basically indisputable at this point. Every attempt to disprove it has only reinforced its existence.
Dark Energy is way more questionable.
>In school, Musk was the boy who often appeared to be lost in his thoughts. "The teacher would come up to me and yell at me, but I would not really see or hear her," Elon Musk said. This recurrent behavior raised concerns, prompting a meeting with the school's principal who told Elon's parents, "We have reason to believe that Elon is moronic."
OH NONONONO
teachers and exes would get mad at me for seemingly ignoring them while talking to me. my brain just filtered them out. am I moronic?
but to be clear not when already having a convo. if they initiated it while I was doing something and was absorbed in it
It's actually corelated with both mental moronation and giftedness. Look at his SAT scores. 140, or 150 FSIQ.
>Musk derangement syndrome
I saw the recent Don Lemon interview and can fully confirm that he is, in fact, moronic.
Turd Lemon is in fact moronic AF.
Sure ran rings around your boi, lol. Elon looked like he was going to cry by the end.
Dark matter is just molecular hydrogen in abundance, because the universe is infinity old and big bang is hogwash.
"Dark matter" is just modern-day epicycles, a placeholder explanation. We're seeing a real phenomenon, but you have to shift perspective to a higher dimension to understand what's really happening.
Dark matter is just matter in one or more parallel universes. The gravity from those universes leaks across dimensions into our universe.
We can only detect the gravity from other universes. We can't see the matter because we are dimensionally restricted to this universe.
Think about it: If you had a magic filter that would allow you to look out into space and see only "dark matter", you would see a bunch of fuzzy blobs that look like galaxy clusters, but out-of focus. You're just seeing the gravitational "shadows" of galaxies in parallel universes.
There must be some substantial distance between our universe and the parallel universe(s), which "smears out" and weakens the gravitational signal, but the signal is still there. Alternatively, the other-universe gravity might be smeared-out because there are many parallel universes, all slightly different, and that makes the "dark matter" look fuzzy.
How do I know this? I just made it all up. But it's better than epicycles, and parallel universes leaking gravity into this universe is more entertaining than invisible "dark matter".
>but you have to shift perspective to a higher dimension
Is the issue with this that it opens up the baggage of the warp/immaterium/divine realms and other religious shit?
>warp/immaterium/divine realms and other religious shit?
What do higher dimensions have to do with any of that?
I could see maybe warp being involved with higher dimensions, but "immaterium/divine realms and other religious shit"?
The idea of higher dimensions and alternate universes is part of modern cosmology. Not that we know they are real, just that it is seriously considered.
I don't think dark matter is a theory. Its a unexplained observation.
Dark matter isn't a theory because it isn't disprovable. Dark matter is a conjecture
NOTHING. The post
Reminder that the geocentric model has no problem of dark matter or dark energy. Modern cosmology is contradictory bullshit because it has to be.
>Smatest man alive
>Couldn't even handle buying a social media platform without becoming the laughing stock of the planet
>Spent a huge sum to scrub picrel from the internet and still failed
>Smartest thing he ever did was something he failed at
>Maintains reputation as smart by spending Daddies money to take credit for things actual smart people do
>hangs or with Joe Rogan to not feel like a moron
LMAO
he came on that
Somehow I'm not sure what you claim he coom'd on, yet i still feel it's not unlikely.
I suspect that's the literal faces they made when he coomed
Ooooooh.
I've had better reactions to my seed and I'm poor. He's probably had better just cause he's rich.
man alive
't even handle buying a social media platform without becoming the laughing stock of the planet
a huge sum to scrub picrel from the internet and still failed
thing he ever did was something he failed at
reputation as smart by spending Daddies money to take credit for things actual smart people do
or with Joe Rogan to not feel like a moron
>i know, I'll greentext the greentext and add an edgy image, that will make Daddy Elon proud of me, and maybe one day he will trear me to his coom.
if the medical applications pan out he'll have a blank check to do anything he wants, from everyone who doesn't suffer from musk derangement syndrome. you're so dissonant you can't even believe this is happening
>a rich moron who owns stuff is actually a genius
He puts his money into some good stuff, he's still a fricking moron, but a halfway decent moron.
ye he's a cringe autist but dude if he put money and attention into restoring eyesight and mobility and it works...that's "yeah you can do whatever the frick you want" loicense good forever. politics aside
I mean i feel like you don't entirely mean that, but yeah he's definately getting some good "karma" there, if you will.
This is a very different statement to "he's the smartest person in the world and his opinion is incredibly important", his opinion is important, but that's based on his influence, not his intelligence.
he's not the smartest person in the world, get real. but he's pretty smart. he is over 140 as IQ. maybe not much but seems at least 140.
What have you based that on other than "praise Elon, the space Daddy".
The most intelligence he's ever shown in something that wasn't his own version of events, was market manipulation via morons on Twitter, who later called him a scammer because the vrypto they bought at ATH went back down. What has he done that tops manipulation of morons?
think hating on a successful man will take the pain away? it will always be there no matter what he does. you'll just switch to the next successful person. this isn't about Elon, is it?
No, it's about some moron fanboi on IQfy who thinks he's a genius. Lmao, do you know where you are old man? Do you need a nurse to help you?
>elon isn't smart
>you are not smart
>if I had his money I would have done even more
Bahaha fricking hell you're moronic
your cope is so fricking sad. imagine being this disconnected from yourself
Imagine being this disconnected from reality, go touch grass you fundamentally moronic piece of shit
notice how you failed to make any coherent argument you manchild
Fart in my mouf now, don't think about it, just do it. I'm tired of your fricking moronation just do this, for me.
see you keep doing it, not making a fricking point. isn't it strange? it's like ... you know why you have musk derangement syndrome, it's just...you can't really explain it. weird huh?
What?
Bahaha that's not even the same person. How are you this moronic? What are you even expecting me to argue with? You're the one who stopped making points to seethe.
Fricking hell you're hilarious anon, please don't enter the gene pool though.
are you seriously asking what made me think Elon is at least 140 IQ? bro are you a fricking imbecile? is your reality that fricking distorted?
Yes, I'm asking you what you based this incredibly specific and obviously made up number on, because i know you're just a moron that wants to pick his butthole.
it's like a threshold I think he's over, based on what I've seen so far. why is that irking you so much? you wouldn't give him 140? what's his IQ in your opinion? you can't know he's under 140 but not have a number in mind, that's moronic.
>pls Daddy Elon, i defended your name, now pls let me slurp your coom
maintaining a reality distortion field costs you more than you'd imagine, and if you weren't a fricking brainlet you'd understand why.
>reality distortion field
>I'm not the stupid one you're the stupid one
Anon go do your homework, you are obviously a child and I'm not going to keep talking to a kid like this, sorry itook you for a stupid adult, i see now you're a child who didn't know any better.
fantasy land gonna consoom you
Stay in school kid, you really need it.
Or you. Doesn't it make it wonder? Your word against ours. This entire thing is outside of our personal sphere of experience. All you have to go on, all any of us have to go on, are snippets of information we've obtained through the internet. And it just so happens that a wealthy billionaire is trying very hard to control the availability of information on the internet. Elon Musk went to great lengths to sell you a particular version of the truth that was flattering to him. Does that really inspire confidence that he is telling you the real, actual truth?
>Your word against ours.
it's my opinion, based on what I heard him talk about, how he talks about it, how he understands things, what he's done with SpaceX, Starlink, Tesla, and Neuralink. he also has autistic fixations with various shit. all of these paint a picture. I don't think he's a genius, but he's no midwit.
>Autists are never moronic
lmao
He's an idiot's idea of a smart person.
>moronic autists spontaneously assemble SpaceX, Starlink, Tesla, and Neuralink, accidentally
you on some high purity weapons grade copium anon
Any idiot can run a company (plenty of examples of that). Musk did not personally assemble a rocket, or a satellite, or a brain chip. He paid people smarter than him to do all those things. Or when he didn't even do that, he paid people to be allowed to say that he did.
dismissing it like that is how I know you're lying to yourself.
Dismissing? What? lmao I'm trying to explain to you the distinction between a rocket scientist, and a businessman who employs rocket scientists. One requires intelligence, the other just requires money. YOU could do everything Musk did, if you had his money. But you're clearly not a rocket scientist. Not by a long shot. You're the one who's dismissing the plain facts as lies for no reason at all.
answered exactly like every other carbon copy mds brainlet with no personal input at all. your opinions are not even your own.
>the other just requires money.
holy shit the dissonance
Coming from the reddit drone acting as Musk's personal PR outlet? The fact that you're one of the few people who still hasn't seen through his facade may make you the exception, but only exceptionally stupid.
no I mean you are at most a midwit for thinking in simple primitive binary terms. genius/moron with money. there's no shades in your arguments, which doesn't instill trust, you don't seem reasonable or objective by any detectable measure.
can you do the math on the chances of randomly stumbling on SpaceX paradigm shifting company, and Tesla, and Starlink, and Neuralink? each ushering a new era for said domains? do you even have a fricking precedent for that to even compare to? do you even understand what the frick is happening around you anon?
>no I mean you are at most a midwit for thinking in simple primitive binary terms. genius/moron with money.
Oh, not at all, you can be a massive moron with no money, like you. And, of course, it is possible to be intelligent and also have money. But if I paid someone to wipe my arse every day, you might fairly consider the possibility that I don't know how to wipe my own arse. Why, then, do you suppose that Musk pays people to design rockets for him instead of doing it himself?
Bruh the man literally bought Tesla, including the right to call himself "CEO and founder", when it was already producing electric cars. To list this as an "achievement" proving his alleged genius is abbawdely idiotic and it shows precisely what is actually happening here. He sold you his public image and you fell for it hook, line, and sinker. You can't name anything he actually did, beyond buying this company, founding that company, etc. He didn't invent anything.
>proving his alleged genius
I specifically mentioned a few times I do not consider him a genius you fricking drone. if I wanted redditor opinions I would have gone to fricking reddit. I also didn't call him an inventor, you keep building strawmen then conveniently proceed to attack them.
that is not convincing anon, since you again said nothing really, and I suppose it's beginning to dawn on you that you really don't know why you hate him, you recycled the same reddit arguments and can't find any original thought. seems like you are kind of stuck dude. got any real opinion of your own? or are you going to repeat the same moronic shit and build strawmen?
>I specifically mentioned a few times I do not consider him a genius you fricking drone.
Then why are you arguing with people who dispute that? What are you even trying to accomplish lmao
What is your point?
>I suppose it's beginning to dawn on you that you really don't know why you hate him
I could give you a list but at this point I'm just not sure why you're defending him or even what you're defending about him. Okay, so we agree the guy's a moron with a false claim to other people's accomplishments. Good talk. Are we done, then?
>no I mean you are at most a midwit for thinking in simple primitive binary terms. genius/moron with money.
Come to think of it, it's the opposite, actually. You think that a man who heads a rocket company must be a genius. I'm simply saying that isn't necessarily the case and that, therefore, you've failed to prove anything. I'm the one who's showing you there are more possibilities.
The fact that you didn't follow the logic here whilst calling me a midwit is, of course, highly ironic.
>You think that a man who heads a rocket company must be a genius.
bros I'm talking to bots isn't it? with small number of context tokens.
this is me:
>he's not the smartest person in the world, get real.
>I don't think he's a genius
>I specifically mentioned a few times I do not consider him a genius you fricking drone.
is this the fricking future with IP counter gone? reddit bots?
Okay, so you are the person who explicitly said "over 140 IQ" and yet you maintain also that you don't consider him "a genius". So you cling to this subjective term that you don't clarify any further in order to maintain your position, instead of your increasingly untenable specific claim that he's in the 99.616957th percentile when it comes to cognitive ability.
Maybe I can't follow your argument because you can't follow it yourself lmao. I will maintain that Elon Musk is a moron. What do I define as a moron? Who knows. I don't care to define my terms. Do we even disagree? I'm not telling :^)
>I will maintain that Elon Musk is a moron. What do I define as a moron? Who knows. I don't care to define my terms.
case closed, I'm out
LOL how's that for a taste of your own medicine? I stoop down to your level for one single reply...
PS but actually because I'm not an intellectually dishonest shitweasel I'm going to come out and say I think 140 IQ is an extremely generous estimate and nothing that Musk has done requires anything close to that.
>you're lying to yourself
He's not. moronic commies don't believe in hierarchy of any kind. He genuinely believes society can function without leaders, and that the labor of leaders doesn't exist.
I genuinely believe that society can function without the likes of Musk "leading" it by sole virtue of being the clown with the biggest money pile, and that if you can "lead" three companies whilst simultaneously obsessively tweeting shitty reddit memes 24/7 then the labour of leaders clearly doesn't amount to much. If that makes me a communist then arise ye workers of all nations.
Before you continue to make a moron of yourself, Taylor Swift is believed to have a higher IQ than musk, they're incredibly unreliable, and only actual imbeciles cling to them this hard. I'm sorry anon but you lost this battle the moment you started it, you're a fricking idiot.
you still made no argument. you're just seething about him not being "that smart", it's like I've triggered the mds in you.
I mean it's a fair question considering Musk is plainly a moron, and the evidence is mounting that you are a moron as well
lucky moron. millions of morons invest in too-good-to-be true start ups. Elon happened to use his daddy's money on the .0000001% that actually succeeded somehow
Basedjaks are edgy now?
Edgy; tense, nervous, or irritable
Yes, in that context.
>Muh Ewon! How der u amom
Go back to shitter moron
>Smartest man alive
Terence Tao?
Christopher Michael Langan?
You'll have to be more specific...
How is this solution for dark matter: universe is physically 4+ dimensions. "dark" matter is literally just matter on a different w axis than ours.
Dark Matter was referring to Dark Metal, but our so called top IQ intellectuals don't notice the pattern between Metal and Energy.
IQ tests test speed and precision of set patterns, but not overall pattern recognition(inclusive of all patterns). It's not really a test of all intelligence. It doesn't really test all of pattern recognition. Therefore, current IQ tests prove only how fast users are at making precise judgements about set patterns, which isn't really anything.
Guys what if we uhhh built a rocket and flew to Mars
I had the idea, all you guys have to do is carry it out
No need to thank me for all this brilliant thinking, you unintelligent masses, you can have this one for free
>Dying on the hill of "Elon Musk is only *slightly* moronic" because nuance is important on IQfy dot org
nuance is important anon, quite moronic to dismiss it like that.
the "never give a single fricking inch" is an important part of the whole derangement syndrome thing. your orders are to fully keep it in fantasy land, repeated enough times people eventually buy into it. implementing a derangement syndrome is fully at odds with nuance. and you do seem willing to die on that hill.
>the "never give a single fricking inch" is an important part of the whole derangement syndrome thing.
Hmmm, yes, quite
Which is why you're so desperate to redefine terms so you never have to admit that Elon Musk is not that smart? And LITERALLY repeating the fantasy land constructed by the man who is reddit incarnate? You are projecting so fricking hard it's unreal.
Also note that this whole time he just had a pure semantics argument.
>I never said he was a "genius" - however I idiosyncratically define that term!
Addressing the point that paying other people to design rockets and cars does not require exceptional intelligence? He'd rather get into the semantics of what is or isn't exceptional. He can't bring himself to address the actual argument because then he knows he's lost.
darkest man alive has a problem with smart matters
for everyone in this thread naming randoms and mocking "le smartest man alive meme", realize this, nobody has every heard of your heroes. be real, elon musk is the highest profile GENIUS in decades, if not ever. That alone takes a certain amount of interpersonal and social planning, something that youe heroes lack, as observed from their inability to wildly dispense their ideas. Elon might not be the "smartest" in a raw brain power way, but you must admit that he's far more competent than most
>nobody has every heard of your heroes
You don't know who Stalin is?
you're notba real person
Elon the grifter musk and his parasite cult is cringe and need to be gassed.
>Humans will rot on this planet forever
>throwing money doesn't make you genius.
Deal with it spooceX gooners. your master will gorever be a pot smoking grifter for a sane person.
No I don't.
My pet hypothesis is that dark matter results from computational complexity. In essence, that computationally complex interactions warp space-time in a similar fashion to mass, and that observed irregularities are due to the aggregate interactions of biochemical life.
are dark matter blackholes possible?
Damn this thread really got all the EDS cucks seething.
Reminder there is one commonality between his companies.
That's when you obsessively gargle billionaire balls because the musk reminds you of your dad's right
Lol you'd probably literally let Musk live rent free in your head if it was an option. You'd be thankful for the privilege of hosting such an illustrious titan of industry in your skull cavity. You weren't using it much anyway. Free boot cleaning service offered with the property.
How did Musk hurt you? When did you start to antagonize him so?
Sempai ain't gonna notice you, bro. Just don't use phrases like "rent free" when you have such a blatant crush, it's obvious projection.
Dark matter was invented to protect the reputation of the israelite god the atheist soiyentism religion, St. Einstein. There is nothing scientific about dark matter. Furthermore the way the idea was developed shows that the people who developed it can't do math
Basically this.
We've reached the limits of relativity, and dark matter and dark energy are stopgaps (95% of the universe is a big stopgap) to keep using what they know.
I think Jean-Pierre Petit's Janus model is on the right track, and dark matter is negative mass matter.
https://www.savoir-sans-frontieres.com/JPP/telechargeables/English/janus_model_vs_dark_science_en/janus_model_vs_dark_science_eng.html
>be me
>live on space coast
>have a friend who worked at spacex
>says musk regularly fires people for the smallest shit, like saying "good morning" to him when he's walking past
just leaving that here
Oh yeah? Well my uncle works at SpaceX and he says Musk buys everyone coffee and donuts every day.
He probably fired him because there is no way he could know whether his morning was good or not. Too many assumptions not enough first principles thinking.
dark matter is fake af and everyone knows it
I had never heard of Dark Energy or Dark Matter until IMMEDIATELY after I ascended.
Ive never once used anything theyre talking about, I dont "get it".
>his own money
Our surplus value.
is buying musk's shit like supporting your favourite youtuber by buying their merch? that merch is not worth the money, but you're doing it to support them doing their shit. same shit with musk. people buy his shit because they enjoy it, and others because they'd rather support him than big oil billionaires, buying their cars instead. it's pretty simple maffs
So you think you're saner than at most .6% percent of the population?
Nice projection bro
>black matter
>wormholes
>string theory
>schrodinger's cat
>I'm very intelligent, next year we're going to neptune guys, promise
He isn't even an engineer. He has a B.S. in economics. Why would anyone give a shit what his opinion on dark matter is?
What if Dark Matter is actually a bunch of higher dimensional tunnels between star systems with Teslas driving through them?
I bet Sabine has at the very least let him fingerbang her. I don't think they went all the way though. Sabine seems like a virgin.
>smartest man alive
Pic unrelated I guess, as Musk is a complete tool
Just another case of Elmo talking about things he knows nothing about.
Eh, it's because their model for how the universe is shaped is wrong. It looks like a helix or funnel, like an infinite hourglass, including the container it's in which I don't think is generally taken into account.
I thought Muskrat worshipping is only limited to
?
homie needs to stfu cause he knows nothing
>he knows nothing
you're the one who is dumb enough to believe in dark matter. do you believe in unicorns too?
Does he take anything other than his own person seriously?