>My biggest weakness? When photographed in a group of 3 or more people I turn into an hideously unattractive monster, even when paired with a black person and ginger
being a sheltered, mentally ill autist who fantasizes about murdering everyone he meets
>My biggest weakness? When photographed in a group of 3 or more people I turn into an hideously unattractive monster, even when paired with a black person and ginger
ginger boys. oh, you mean professionally, haha.. sorry.. wow i'm so embarrassed. that should have been obvious i suppose. i mean, well.. i tend to take charge of projects a bit too aggressively to make sure i and others are accountable for all the deliverables, you know? i'm really good at being in charge. especially if you like being directed, you know???
I have a crippling addiction to IQfy. I WILL browse IQfy at work, I WILL waste time looking at threads that I've already seen 50 times before, and I WILL look at big tittied girls posted in the threads. Sir
I'm a cishet white male. I'm so sorry about it but several doctors have told me that nothing can be done. I make up for it by being as productive as 10-20 non-whites so it won't cut into your diversity quota as bad.
I just had this question on my last interview and I answered:
“I’ve been doing this for 10 years. At this point in my career, I’ve made a point to rid myself of all previous weaknesses that have affected me professionally. If there’s something I don’t know, I figure out why I don’t know it and then it never happens again. I don’t have interpersonal problems because I have developed strong empathy and have worked with all types of people. I am not perfect and mistakes will happen, however I don’t have any glaring weaknesses.”
The HR b***h was beautiful and intimidating, she made me very nervous, but I just imagined drilling her throat with my wiener the whole time and it relaxed me. Also, I got the job.
I'm severely mentally ill because I was raised in abusive family where my mom threatened me with suicide and my dad is a psychopath who tried to kill me when I was 16. And I also was raped by my English teacher the same year, so I am afraid of women and kinda hate them really much deep inside. The only way for me to interact with other human beings is to adapt someone's else personality and hard pretend, because my true self is just void of depressive thoughts and endless agony of my memories. All those things + being an outcast from social groups created a strong misanthropy inside of me, so I'm basically one step from becoming a shooter
Frick I hate this question. What do they expect you to say realistically? Something stupid like "I don't know how to quit" or similar fluff bullshit? In my reality by biggest weakness is I think I'm a phony and someone is going to find out. The degree, certs, and knowledge I know for a fact I have rattling around in my brain is false and I'm eventually going to be called out on it.
The correct answer is supposedly saying something like "I could have stronger algorithmic knowledge, but I've been working on this in my last job and I'm improving quickly". I.e. it must be minor (you are in this stage of the interview because you already passed the online assessment, and thus your algorithmic knowledge is sufficient), and you must show a positive side to it (here, you are showing that you are studious and hardworking).
It's not enough (for a "perfect answer") to go with just that, you must complete with "but..." somehow.
Thankfully you don't have to ace the behavioral to get a job, just pass it.
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oh yeah I finish off with a "but". It's usually me just mentioning that I now have a MacBook pro as my daily use machine solely to grow accustomed to them. Seems so weak though
>What do they expect you to say realistically?
Some bullshit. I interview regularly and I don't ask bullshit questions like this one, but if I did, it would entirely be to check if the guy is socially inept or not.
My weewee is too big and it's giving me back problems. However when I try to get reduction I get female doctors and for some reason they won't do the procedure without a bunch of exams. And then never end up doing the reduction!
They don't do that anymore, now it's ~~*psychometric evaluation*~~. I have seen 0 info online on how they work so I keep failing them, just as I finally got good at these moronic behavioral memes.
Starting strong at a new job and quickly realizing that I'm working for the same buttholes with different faces. Productivity drops and not giving a frick ensues.
Well I am not sure some would call it a flaw but I am caring too much about the environment. Every time I toss a another used car battery in the ocean and I think.. frick nature, frick the whales and frick the environment. All while I reach for a new battery.
>How did I get here? Well I'm not looking for work. I like programming too much, so I wouldn't want for it to become my job, I'm only doing this interview so I can keep collecting unemployment, please sign my logbook and I'll be on my way. I never expected my resume to not be thrown in the trash, but thanks for reaching out, I guess? Nobody ever gives me interviews.
I always answer that I lack confidence, I point out I have a proven work history and references who vouch for me but say I lack confidence in my own abilities sometimes. I think this is a mostly neutral, easy answer
Theres a soft spot on lower back of my head and if you shove a long sharp object into it it will kill me everyone has this weakness so interpret this as a threat
I am bad at everything and the world would be better off if I killed myself, however I am afraid that without a gun I wouldn't be able to actually succeed.
my crippling meth addiction causing me to have days of downtime in a row
I work too hard and my personal life suffers from it
I'm a coomer
Im a zoomer so I only work in short bursts of hyperproductivity before getting bored
>My biggest weakness? When photographed in a group of 3 or more people I turn into an hideously unattractive monster, even when paired with a black person and ginger
My biggest weakness is having little patience for stupid questions. Interview's over, do not contact me again.
Based, gonna pull that one in my next interview.
the only right answer
I find it difficult to resist sexually assaulting women in the workplace
BASED
this would have saved me years of trouble. why didnt i do this?
being a sheltered, mentally ill autist who fantasizes about murdering everyone he meets
kek
ginger boys. oh, you mean professionally, haha.. sorry.. wow i'm so embarrassed. that should have been obvious i suppose. i mean, well.. i tend to take charge of projects a bit too aggressively to make sure i and others are accountable for all the deliverables, you know? i'm really good at being in charge. especially if you like being directed, you know???
alcoholism
I kind of lazy
I have a crippling addiction to IQfy. I WILL browse IQfy at work, I WILL waste time looking at threads that I've already seen 50 times before, and I WILL look at big tittied girls posted in the threads. Sir
My biggest weakness is that I'm a straight white male and will add nothing to the diversity of your company.
You score a zero on Blizzard's diversity index.
..And that's a good thing!
I'm a cishet white male. I'm so sorry about it but several doctors have told me that nothing can be done. I make up for it by being as productive as 10-20 non-whites so it won't cut into your diversity quota as bad.
im trans btw
My prostate. Whenever a woman dares reach in and pushes it, I go weak at the knees and cum like a girl
lol this gay cums like a girl
I bet you have feminine semen too you homo
it would be.more honourable for me to shave my beard than to expose my weaknesses without a sword fight.
job interviews. and im an alcohol who cant stop drinking lmao.
i literally cant stop saying Black person
I just had this question on my last interview and I answered:
“I’ve been doing this for 10 years. At this point in my career, I’ve made a point to rid myself of all previous weaknesses that have affected me professionally. If there’s something I don’t know, I figure out why I don’t know it and then it never happens again. I don’t have interpersonal problems because I have developed strong empathy and have worked with all types of people. I am not perfect and mistakes will happen, however I don’t have any glaring weaknesses.”
The HR b***h was beautiful and intimidating, she made me very nervous, but I just imagined drilling her throat with my wiener the whole time and it relaxed me. Also, I got the job.
I'm lazy, always late and never put work in the first place
Autism?
I'm severely mentally ill because I was raised in abusive family where my mom threatened me with suicide and my dad is a psychopath who tried to kill me when I was 16. And I also was raped by my English teacher the same year, so I am afraid of women and kinda hate them really much deep inside. The only way for me to interact with other human beings is to adapt someone's else personality and hard pretend, because my true self is just void of depressive thoughts and endless agony of my memories. All those things + being an outcast from social groups created a strong misanthropy inside of me, so I'm basically one step from becoming a shooter
do you like anime?
Only romcoms where I can imagine myself as a protagonist.
I'm cysec specialist tho
>romcoms where I can imagine myself as a protagonist
same
esp the all-female e-girl cast ones like yuru yuri
When you become a shooter can you target politicians and bankers please
my biggest weakness is that I need to sniff the feet of the interviewers of any job I apply to. please take off your shoes and show me that toe goo
Why all of them are trying to look like they listen to the woman in center and only this homie stares directly into the camera without any emotion?
ooga booga camera be stealin my soul
Frick I hate this question. What do they expect you to say realistically? Something stupid like "I don't know how to quit" or similar fluff bullshit? In my reality by biggest weakness is I think I'm a phony and someone is going to find out. The degree, certs, and knowledge I know for a fact I have rattling around in my brain is false and I'm eventually going to be called out on it.
That's interesting, anon. How would you say that affects your performance? In what way is it a weakness?
The correct answer is supposedly saying something like "I could have stronger algorithmic knowledge, but I've been working on this in my last job and I'm improving quickly". I.e. it must be minor (you are in this stage of the interview because you already passed the online assessment, and thus your algorithmic knowledge is sufficient), and you must show a positive side to it (here, you are showing that you are studious and hardworking).
yeah I mentioned something like my lack of Apple/iOS/Mac knowledge last time due to my lack of exposure to it.
It's not enough (for a "perfect answer") to go with just that, you must complete with "but..." somehow.
Thankfully you don't have to ace the behavioral to get a job, just pass it.
oh yeah I finish off with a "but". It's usually me just mentioning that I now have a MacBook pro as my daily use machine solely to grow accustomed to them. Seems so weak though
No, that's a perfect answer. Congrats!
>What do they expect you to say realistically?
Some bullshit. I interview regularly and I don't ask bullshit questions like this one, but if I did, it would entirely be to check if the guy is socially inept or not.
My weewee is too big and it's giving me back problems. However when I try to get reduction I get female doctors and for some reason they won't do the procedure without a bunch of exams. And then never end up doing the reduction!
They don't do that anymore, now it's ~~*psychometric evaluation*~~. I have seen 0 info online on how they work so I keep failing them, just as I finally got good at these moronic behavioral memes.
>what's your biggest weakness
GIANT HOO HAHS
Starting strong at a new job and quickly realizing that I'm working for the same buttholes with different faces. Productivity drops and not giving a frick ensues.
i'm not good at interviews hehe
The base of the cranium.
Any other questions?
I have autism and goldfish memory
Sometimes I don't take my antipsychotics and go full schizo for a day or two
>laughy or screamy?
Scream-laugh
Holy water
My interviewing skills...
That I can't resist replying to the same 10 threads on IQfy.
Short haired natural redhead girls.
Tomboys?
Well I am not sure some would call it a flaw but I am caring too much about the environment. Every time I toss a another used car battery in the ocean and I think.. frick nature, frick the whales and frick the environment. All while I reach for a new battery.
>Ugh I'd say I work too hard.
I cannot work with women because I would need to coom five times a day in the company toilets otherwise
I refuse to install Gentoo
Then you're not welcome to join our team here at McDonalds.
Blunt or sharp objects interacting with my body at certain velocities
Big fat anime tiddies.
>How did I get here? Well I'm not looking for work. I like programming too much, so I wouldn't want for it to become my job, I'm only doing this interview so I can keep collecting unemployment, please sign my logbook and I'll be on my way. I never expected my resume to not be thrown in the trash, but thanks for reaching out, I guess? Nobody ever gives me interviews.
I always answer that I lack confidence, I point out I have a proven work history and references who vouch for me but say I lack confidence in my own abilities sometimes. I think this is a mostly neutral, easy answer
I haven't been able to see women as beautiful for years now. I only see the defects
Theres a soft spot on lower back of my head and if you shove a long sharp object into it it will kill me everyone has this weakness so interpret this as a threat
I am bad at everything and the world would be better off if I killed myself, however I am afraid that without a gun I wouldn't be able to actually succeed.
I decrypt my drive, my machine launches conky and expressVPN silently
I remote onto my work machine via Remmina.
I launch MS Teams on cinnamon and join my morning team meeting
I enjoy the crisp rich sound of Pipewire
I launch Skype and message some friends
I check on some discord servers
Back to work
I log into my Citrix front end and launch some applications running on Windows Appservers.
I have windows only applications working on my cinnamon desktop via Citrix Workspace...
I connect up to my other VPN and remote directly onto some other work machines.
I take lunch, dick about on Brave Browser for a little while...then I launch steam.
I play some Apex Legends for a while, on my 3080 with 200fps+ on proton, it runs like native.
I open vscode and write some scripts for the rest of the day.
I have no gpu issues
I have everything running on 185hz in 3k, no stuttering.
Idle RAM usage is 3GB
All the applications above work flawlessly on cinnamon
No snaps
Just flatpacks if I need them
There are no ads
There are no nagging updates to apply
Speaking of which
sudo apt update
sudo apt upgrade -y
My kernel updates while I work, I barely even notice
sudo shutdown now
I smile
This is what it feels like to chew five gum
My neck, probably
>lazy
>I don't like people
>I'm really good at pretending to have done work
>video games