So what happened to "The Everything App" that was going to revolutionize social media and banking?

So what happened to "The Everything App" that was going to revolutionize social media and banking?
Was Elon talking out of his ass again?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm working on it, okay?

      Yeah yeah yeah, I have 14 children and you're making fun of me on the internet. Frick you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have 14 children
        welfare queen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will it be ready before or after we reach mars?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for all the work you are doing to save humanity Mr Musk.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds like he's talking out of his ass. is that a real quote?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1785357913634042012

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like this guy I got in an argument with once who was claiming the entire internet would crash once they ran out of IPv4 addresses. It became apparent after 5 minutes that he didn't know what he was talking about and was making up total bullshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's very funny that elon follows (and replies to) multiple accounts that just quote him
          me pulling up my shitposts and going
          >ah yes, i agree with this, what great insight

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want my banking in the same app that I call people racial slurs on?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His idea seems to be "because chinks have it", which doesn't sell it to me at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vertical and horizontal integration is good for consumers as the company can pass all the middleman savings back to you :^)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorta like when they don't cut your pizza into slices

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How else would you directly pay the sexy ladies offering pictures of their genitals and/or feet in bio?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elon's model of the web was outdated by 20 years. Maybe an "everything app" can exist when there is one large service that everybody uses and many small satellites outside of it. In the modern web, everybody uses just about 4 sites for everything- google, facebook, reddit, twitter, and none of them have the centrality or extensibility to absorb all of the others. If Myspace made a big move in 2006 maybe we could have seen something like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WeChat is pretty close to being an Everything App in China. It's not completely out of the question that one could take off in the west, but I don't see any signs of Twitter becoming that app.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would take the government funding and mandating such an app as well as policing the internet like China.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am not a bug

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tweet "free palestine!"
    >bank account gets frozen immediately

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inaccurate. the international finance and globalism bloc is a completely different group of political troublemakers than the MIC moneywasting bloc that endlessly rails for war in the middle east at any cost (in particular, when it is costly). look into the recent news about george soros sponsoring pro-palestine riots. the rich israelites who want the west to become a cesspit of brown minimum wage workers WANT you to support a free palestine because pretending that Israel is an illegitimate and oppressive white ethnostate is another angle that they want to use to destroy the west

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So this is how your chosen people are coping now. Amazing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you believe that the same people who control american news media will shut down your bank account for tweeting "free palestine!" you are beyond moronic and frankly, completely under their control

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pilpul
            also, george soros died didn't he

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not defending Elon because I think he's a turbogrifter, but I can't imagine the clusterfrick of a legacy codebase that twitter is after 15 years of rapid scaling.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw they've added job research (in beta) so I guess they overall project is still ongoing

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Take over twitter from left wing homosexuals
    >Claim to be pro free speech
    >Someone tracks your plane and makes fun of your meth addicted ex gf
    >Jokes are no longer legal on site
    >Entire site gets taken over by porn bots and right wing facebook boomers

    Its funny watching Elon run twitter into the ground exactly like a hypersensitive moderator from every single online forum from years ago. He needs to learn how to run a single app before he can make the "Everything" app.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Its funny watching Elon run twitter into the ground
      How has it been run into the ground? He's owned it for 18 months and it's still the premier social media platform for breaking news. There was no mass migration to mastodon or whatever like everyone said there would be.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there ever was an everything app, i wouldn't use it
    Who the frick is crazy enough with today's crazy politics to trust one single actor with everything?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 more weeks!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could have just googled it. Let's see what the news says.
    >March 6 (Reuters) - Elon Musk said on Wednesday that his social media platform X could soon receive approval for a money transmitter license in New York, putting the platform a step closer to offering payment features.
    >While speaking at the Morgan Stanley technology, media and telecom conference, Musk also said X could receive its license in California in the next month or so, while getting the New York approval could be "a few months away".
    >Since acquiring the company formerly known as Twitter in 2022, the billionaire has sought to turn it into an "everything app" like Tencent's (0700.HK), opens new tab dominant WeChat app in China, with features beyond social media, including the ability to send money to other X users.
    >To offer services across the U.S., experts say X will need a money transmitter license in each state, and Musk has previously said that approval in New York and California would be the most consequential. Those populous states are also known for relatively lengthy approval processes.
    https://www.reuters.com/technology/musk-says-x-is-considering-removing-likes-reposts-content-2024-03-06/
    So he's waiting for NY and California to issue financial licenses so X can be used to make payments and transfer money

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So what happened to "The Everything App
    It became Elon's brain droppings app.

    The axiomatic error undermining much of Western Civilization is “weak makes right”.

    If someone accepts, explicitly or implicitly, that the oppressed are always the good guys, then the natural conclusion is that the strong are the bad guys. — Elon Musk

    Kek joordann peterson would be proud.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably forgot.
    Dude is clearly bipolar or something. He goes through very obvious manic phases.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tesla will revolutionize cars
    Shitty Chinese built shit that barely holds together.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was Elon talking out of his ass again?
    Full self driving in two more weeks OP, trust me bro.

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