Soon AI will be able to identify someone’s sexual orientation, their political views, criminality, and even their IQ ..how does that make you feel?
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Soon AI will be able to identify someone’s sexual orientation, their political views, criminality, and even their IQ ..how does that make you feel?
I can already do this
Yes but they want something that can go over a data set of millions of users and classify them so they can target ads better. You can intuitively judge what someone probably is, but this can make a computer do it very quickly and automatically.
Nice. Can it match me with a compatible gf?
>academic researcher
In what
In some humanities bullshit probably. I mean, it's not wrong.
So phrenology. That's phrenology. I know /misc/dittors will like this.
I might buy a fursuit / mascot costume, since if they're offloading surveylance to bots then it doesn't matter if you look rediculous as long as the bots can't see you.
In researching academics.
finally, i can know my iq without going through an annoying test
oh my god you fricking morons, stop saying phrenology when you clearly mean physiognomy
SEXO KONQI
Black personology
>basically what fb already does
It can't do shit and it's a failed project. The real concern is that moronic tech companies will pretend that it works and force everyone to pretend that it works. The result? I don't know but it's gonna suck.
This. My ads don't even make sense sometimes because I look up random shit and fall asleep to bootleg family guy episode playlists on youtube. How the frick are they going to accurately pathologize me if they can't even properly sell me anything?
>middle manager puts a ticket out for "advanced machine learning"
>(he was told by the account assistant director that his team needed to do that)
>AI/ML engineers, working their 2 hours for the 8 hour shift, spend two weeks and poop out a model which uses "the most cutting edge classification algorithm"
>(the model had a 0.1% accuracy increase with 10x the training time versus decision tree)
>scrum master moves the ticket to "done" in JIRA because the model was delivered
>(he has no other job except to do this)
>middle manager uses his photoshop skills to make an image to brief the assistant director about how amazing his team is
>picture accidentally gets sent out to the regional distro containing 10,000 people
>100 followup emails get sent to the 10,000 people, all of which are pointing out how they just emailed the entire distro
>1 of those 10,000 is a junior paper pusher
>he sees "advanced people classifiers"
>"I MUST POST THIS TO IQfy, THE END IS HERE!"
>this thread is created
>an AI/ML engineer in his 6 leisure hours of the 8 hour workday sees the thread on IQfy and spends 10 minutes writing up a reply
>YOU AM HERE
>no one responds to the post because it wasn't funny
>the AI/ML engineer keeps rechecking for any response until thread hits bump limit
>in truth OP had immediately left the thread after making it because it was a shitpost
master moves the ticket to "done" in JIRA because the model was delivered
and only the AI/ML devs can access the place that the model was delivered to
good thing we have anonymous image boards that let me express myself without my identity.
maybe itlll filter out the feral illiterate thugs roaming the streets. put them in cages. where they belong. or execute them. 98% of the british population gone. everything improved
Until it's unable to identify Black folk I have nothing to worry about
>Soon AI will be able to identify someone’s sexual orientation, their political views, criminality, and even their IQ
Nah. That's some pic related bullshit.
Babbs first steps to pic related.
>soon
Sure.
People can already identity pictures of criminals from non criminals just based on facial features if anything computers are lacking
great, AI has advanced to the level of picrel
>get a siren
>get some of them military style announcement speakers
>put opencv onto camera
>whan a fellow of the lower part of your pic enters the area within a well-defined radius
*WWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUWWW*
*CRIMINAL ELEMENT DETECTED*
*DEPLOYING ANTI-CRIMINAL MEASURES*
*turrets drop from sockets*
*TARGET LOCKED. ELIMINATING IN 10...9...*
>it shoots a squirt gun at them filled with grape soda
>it shoots a squirt gun at them filled with grape soda
>Phrenology
More like professional Chad
You mean Phrenology? Cool, lets see how that works second time around.
Yeah, it's ok when AI uses it but not when I do.
What the frick is this IQfy phenomenon where people think physiognomy is phrenology? I have literally never seen anyone else commit that mistake anywhere else, ever. Only IQfy does this.
I'm going to laugh my ass off when an AI tries to slot me into binary American political camps.
>American political camps
it will slot you into a FEMA camp
>White
>Black israeliteess
>Russian
>Mudslime
>physiognomy isn't re-
>Academic researcher
Show the AI. Especially the AI of color. This is what an academic researcher looks like.
I don't feel anything anymore.
I've become too numb.
i love it when people think they're special or significant enough for any of these things to matter for them
you're not special or significant until you are; and protections for everyone also protect those that are important.
>until you are
i love it when people think they will ever be special
Aaron Swartz wasn't special until he was
Aaron Swartz was never fricking special. which is why he offed himself.
jews were never special. they were annoying, and still are, and now we're here, and you've done nothing about it. good job.
no one said you weren't an individual. i just said you're not fricking special because nothing you have ever done has ever been worth anything significant. you could die tomorrow and be forgotten and replaced within moments.
>i just said you're not fricking special because nothing you have ever done has ever been worth anything significant
what does this have to do with not wanting the powers that be to frick me in the ass
because you are so insignificant the powers that be have no interest in fricking you in the ass. because they hardly know you're there and know you're not a threat whatsoever.
the people in charge. the people with power. you and i have no fricking power to change this world. it doesn't take much for anyone to realize that people with power should be kept in check by whatever they're weak against. no one cares that you fricking jerk off to traps because you're not going to do anything.
>because you are so insignificant the powers that be have no interest in fricking you in the ass
the past ten years have proven otherwise
in your own head, maybe.
Who IS significant in your opinion?
jews weren't that special in 1932 germany... until 1933 when they were
>you are not an individual
>join the hivemind and let us frick you over
nice try, israelite
You have voting rights and you have money. You may not be special enough for manual analysis but you're definitely significant enough to automatically spend a tiny bit of computation time on.
Doesn't it already exist with le israelitegle algorithm?
That's just called a physiognomy check,
>how does that make you feel?
This makes me feel better, because RMS was right about ~~jews~~ non-free software.
You realize RMS is a literal communist right?
He literally isn't.
This is completely unrelated to free software or israelites.
>*AI gets shut down after a week for being racist*
I'll be fine
We've literally come full circle
Haha funny isnt it
Academics? More like ebonics.
>Soon AI will be able to identify someone’s sexual orientation
I don't need an AI to know that OP is a gay.
I mean this isn't too hard. You can already do this yourself with some basic knowledge of statistics and observational skills. The real challenge will be whether or not it can catch outliers. Based on my appearance alone, most people would probably guess my political views incorrectly.
i'm a high IQ right wing libertarian lesbian who does not pay her taxes
i think they will like it
lole
more like African moron
The bigger the lips the better the research.
The only solution is to simply not put your data out there tied to your identity.
Sad state of affairs
There is no such thing as AI.
Everyone can tell you're not a woman.
mean we all ready know you are a fat gay moron male
Kill all unitedstatians
Pretty sure it already can, for a long time, all you need is enough data and samples.
There's always correlations between things that humans don't notice.
We already have examples of AI being able to tell very accurately black and white skinned people apart from just x-rays, even though it wasn't even trained for that. Etc.
>high iq
This is literally singer from chronic future
Can AI define what a woman is tho?
That what I thought.
>Utilizing advanced machine learning techniques we developed
>we developed
>we developed
>we developed
>we developed
advertisement = reality? i have a bridge that uses advanced ML that i'd like to sell you OP.
Is the bridge built on blockchain technology?
of course!! there's a 1,000 page whitepaper on it. it's pretty much the future of smart contracts, oh and btw south korea is waking up in two hours so if you get in NOW you can ride Bridge to the moon!!!
Chaos magick.
Can't categorize me if i deconstruct my personality and reconstruct it hourly
Sybil system
Like Communism, this has been tried multiple times and has a 100% failure rate. The only difference between this and Communism is that this doesn't always results in millions of deaths.
This is some minority report type shit.