STOP WRITTING CLASSES FOR 50 LINES OF CODE PROJECTS YOU FRICKING RETARDS. IM NOT DECRYPTING YOUR DOGSHIT SPAGHETTI

STOP WRITTING CLASSES FOR 50 LINES OF CODE PROJECTS YOU FRICKING moronS

IM NOT DECRYPTING YOUR DOGSHIT SPAGHETTI

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unable to decrypted 50 lines of code
    ok buddy

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    class HWPrinter:
    def __init__(self):
    self.hello_world_parts = []

    class LetterH:
    @staticmethod
    def get():
    return 'H'

    class LetterE:
    @staticmethod
    def get():
    return 'e'

    class LetterL:
    @staticmethod
    def get():
    return 'l'

    class LetterO:
    @staticmethod
    def get():
    return 'o'

    class Space:
    @staticmethod
    def get():
    return ' '

    class LetterW:
    @staticmethod
    def get():
    return 'W'

    class LetterR:
    @staticmethod
    def get():
    return 'r'

    class LetterD:
    @staticmethod
    def get():
    return 'd'

    def construct_hello_world(self):
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterH.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterE.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterL.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterL.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterO.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.Space.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterW.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterO.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterR.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterL.get())
    self.hello_world_parts.append(self.LetterD.get())

    def print_hello_world(self):
    self.construct_hello_world()
    print("".join(self.hello_world_parts))

    printer = HWPrinter()
    printer.print_hello_world()

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      autism

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah I did it the lazy way

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he cant instantly recognize gpt copypasta

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its called being on the spectrum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection. Thank you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      an (granted, exaggerated) example of OOP + "clean code(tm)" insanity.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks i hate it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but "muh resume building demonstration of OOP skillz in a public forum".

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes you are. and you will slurp up curryshit like a good wagie. and you will through teary eyes ask for more as rajesh from bangalore takes a shit on his keyboard and sends it to you. And you will like it.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Java jobs pay good though, would you rather live in the ghetto writing rust or have a downtown studio with all the bells and whistles writing java?
    Think about it, is boilerplate really THAT bad that you’re willing to give up the good life?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      saar please do not the bad jawa

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Java jobs pay good though
      in india, maybe

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by classes
    >doesn't know what spaghetti code is
    like pottery

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you may not like it, but one function per file is peak performance

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Programmer/Coder
    Shut up, Autojeet (ALL programmers and coders are Jeets by default, making you an automatic pajeet)

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be android developer
    >contracted into big app with large jeet team
    >want to find a bug with wrong data on screen
    >this was my debug line:

    >composable component
    >util wrapper for context
    >composable screen
    >epoxy model (auto generated, no stack trace)
    >epoxy interactor (auto generated, no stack trace)
    >model
    >repository
    >epoxy wrapper
    >epoxy wrapper for the wrapper (this one made me wtf)
    >service wrapper
    >service
    >module repostitory
    >graphql schema
    >contract
    >viewmodel (with hilt injections)
    >interactor
    >presenter
    >activity

    the actual code that receives the data from the bff server and displays it to the screen is literally 2 lines

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