Stuck in the hospital because I'm diabetic and had a diabetic attack.
The fricking bed I'm sleeping in has RGB.
Can't sleep because of this rainbow shit! The absolute state....
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I shit ye the frick not.
hope ur okay anon! how many bags of doritos do u need to eat to have an diabetic attack/?
All I had was a small single serving bag and a cup of coffee.
Yeah the nurse tried for 10 minutes and couldn't figure it out. 21st century technology. The bed can weigh me, I'm 286.4lbs, and it connects to my heart monitor. The RGB can't be disabled. Pushing the light buttons, even long pressing, just changes the rate at which they cycle.
they... cycle?
Yes and it's annoying, red blue green magenta orange red.....
why on earth
Not a single clue my friend. I'm just as flummoxed as you.
sounds like a nice hospital for Zohan
I thought the bed was awesome until I couldn't turn off gamer bullshit.
>I couldn't turn off gamer bullshit.
what were they even thinking with this trash, people want to sleep but they can't because of disco lights LMAO
tbh it's the first time I see this shit but hey I live in the EU so it's a little bit different here
It projects things onto the floor apparently and they flash at different intervals.
do you have something dark you can put on the floor so it's not reflecting off the floor?
Tried my black laptop bag.
Didn't help.
those are indicator lights
they were thinking what can we do to this bed with very little effort that'll make boomers and kids think it's the latest techno wonder bed
the placebo effect the way it is, the flashy lights have actually saved someones life cause they thought they were in a $200,000 dollar bed and therefore associate the hospital as a good one and not cheap
sucks the engineers didnt have some kinda user testing or a little more common sense
there are so many cases that i've seen stuff like this which would work so much better if they bothered to throw an LDR in there and adjust the brightness based on ambient light level
that way you can have them blasting during the day so they're visible, and dim at night so they don't light up the whole room
The Bluetooth heart monitor is awesome. Being able to get up to take a shit on my own is really impressive.
no peace for the goyim. soon all street lights will shine with 10000 kelvin, the sky will be polluted with floating commercials, you will hear non-stop Black person music 24/7 from your neighbours, you will be microwaved by 5G waves and the best of all, YOU VIL LIKE IET!!!!!
One step at a time.
the frick?
they can cycle and change settings but not turn off?
Not only that it shifts from slowly changing to straight up party mode.
that sounds like some ass backwards design
i refuse to believe someone made it with all that extra shit but forgot to put in off
also i want to see party mode
Welcome to the wonderful world of modern consoomerism.
1) rgb in a hospital is moronic, frick ~~*new technology*~~
HOWEVER
2) have you tried closing your eyes? that reduces the light by a lot
3) 286lb? lose weight or kys, disgrace to humanity. at first i sympathized, thought maybe you're a type 1. but nope. all your own doing.
Have you tried not ending up in hospitals by not being a fat slob?
>286.4lbs
Holy shit. Just stop eating bro.
Jesus holy fricking look at that weight
kek this isn't even bad for americans you have no idea
Most people don't even consider you morbidly obese in the US unless you're over 500lbs, that one TLC freak show is literally named "My 600lb Life", asserting that your weight isn't really noteworthy or freak-show tier until you're past 600lbs.
jesus christ that's more than twice of mine
im sure you can turn off those lights
from what i remember of my dad being in the hospital, some machines can even change the sound setting from like beeping to silent and just alert
Close your eyes moron
heeeeh phunny
you should write a note saying that the night light bed has driven you insane and then have a nice day. That way your family can sue the hospital
How fricking fat are you to get diabetes?
you must be in the sperg hospital yikes
The are the bisexual colors you fricking bigot, you deserve to be tortured in a hospital by sleep deprivation you scumbag
>no XL gloves
every single time
shut up fat
No no it's the bed, it's this constant shifting of colors coming from under the bed lighting up the whole room with RGB. I can't sleep because of this shit.
why are you telling us, tell the nurse
also most people call it nightlight not RGB
The nurse tried for 10 minutes to shut it off. I'm on a wireless heart monitor that ties into the bed. I can't unplug the bed.
kek, brave new world
I'm going home tomorrow but if I had to live with this, I would demand a different heart monitor and unplug the fricking bed.
Do it, homosexual.
anon I'm afraid you are the just the product on the wellness administration conveyer belt, expecting generalized professionalism or systems thinking from anyone in a hospital is just gonna leave you frustrated. I agree that you would probably rest and recover better in a room with no devices and a non-smart bed. I suggest a sleep mask or something for the time being.
I hope you feel better soon and make a full recovery anon. Please report back so we know you're OK.
Lmao
What is a diabetic attack?
My blood sugar went up to 400 and I had a seizure because of it, my kidneys thankfully weren't damaged but my heart might be. It just shuts your body down without warning
So this is a mistake with your insulin dosage/meds? I do not know much about diabetes and i am only reading symptoms when searching it.
It can just happen suddenly when your pancreas just shuts down entirely. Then it just turns back on and I'm fine. Kind of like how the heart can restart after a heart attack. You think your heart is important? The pancreas is way more important as it effects everything, kidneys, brain, liver, stomach, heart, lungs....
>you think your heart is important?
m-maybe
>My blood sugar went up to 400 and I had a seizure
C-can this happen to anyone who drinks too much soda?
yes, soda is the devil, you should drink water.
I drink only water except on weekends I drink maybe 2 cans of nice white monster
I drink the white stuff everyday if I can, sometimes I have to settle with coffee
As a normal person your blood sugar will never reach such heights
When you become diabetic, many people will not know for weeks or even months before they realize something's wrong
And you should stop drinking soda, or at least switch to the diet ones or at the very least drink less of it
Besides genetics, obesity and too much sugar/carbs greatly increase your risk of becoming diabetic
Yeah sugar is literally poison to the human body. We eat it for the same reason rats eat rat poison.
False. It's only a problem if you have diabetes, and it won't give you diabetes either. You get diabetes from being a fat frick, and you become a fat frick from caloric excess, regardless of the source of said calories.
How the frick does type 2 diabeetus even happen?
Just fast for a week or two on snake juice, it will reset your insulin resistance, induce autophagy and make you lose a shit ton of weight just from fat alone, it's a completely different metabolic pathway from eating at a calorie deficit, in the 100% fasted state, you do NOT lose muscle mass.
Doctors will never tell you to do it tho, this is decades ahead of medical literature.
>doctors hate this one trick
>snake juice
What did he mean by this?
Fructose and fatty acids from seed oils really do make people fatter than glucose and fatty acids from meat because they are processed differently.
lol my blood sugar is 400 on a good day and I feel fine
ive been a t1d since i was 4. dont know what the frick op is on about. my blood sugar has been over 1600 when i forgot my pen needles at home and ate deep fried brownies at a local fair. stopped by the on site ambulance and they got me fixed up. had dka multiple times from different shit ranging from sickness to stress. feel like shit if its over 400 but not enough to warrant a hospital trip unless i cant get it to come down on my own and shit sets up ketones. not sure whats got this homosexual in the hospital, but at least the staff seems to have known to put him in the gay room.
>my blood sugar has been over 1600 when i forgot my pen needles at home and ate deep fried brownies at a local fair
creative writing prompt: pretend to be an american without talking about politics
Could be Scottish.
kek, touche
type 1 is caused by genes, not lifestyle
if he has a "diabetic attack" he's probably a whale tho
What the frick is a diabetic attack?
not sure what OP is talking about but no doubt hes fatter than what he says
the real question is, if its type 1 or 2
either he got a shit hand at life and it isn't his fault, or he's a fat frick
i think it's a type 1 moment when u have no insulin then u die or something really bad happens if it's type 2 fatty OP drank too much cola and exlpoded
When you have too much sugar in the blood stream and your insulin resistance is SKY FRICKING HIGH and your pancreas can't make enough insulin to match this resistance anymore and it just shuts down and so do the rest of your organs.
You can fix that by going into settings and disabling automatic updates and installation. You can also change your active hours so it won't happen while you're using it.
Diabetic here. That's not how that works. No one has ever used the term "diabetic attack". That doesn't even sound like DKA. OP is a gay.
it didnt happen because your sugar level was 400, it happened because you're a homosexual and forgot to take insulin. some days i even reach 600 and im fine because i take my fricking meds properly
How do you do it? Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic Revive!
Shouldn’t they confiscate your phone if you are in a psych ward?
surely they have sleep masks available in a hospital
sorry op
ask a family member to bring you a sleep mask
Here's the useless remote. Both light buttons, just cycle forwards or backwards through the light, but God forbid I want it off or at the very least a single color.
Forgot pic.
tell us the model maybe, i'll check the man pages
cant find anything about rgb lighting
there should be a touchscreen to it that can turn off the lights
I tried. There's no setting to turn off the lights.
sorry for the late reply, i was drinking cviček. this is the manual.
https://www.hillrom.com/content/dam/hillrom-aem/us/en/marketing/products/centrella-smart-bed/documents/193587__11_.pdf
You have tried holding the buttons, right?
Vaxxed
Stop having diabetes, moron
He's 300 pounds bro, he was bound to have something by now he's lucky it wasn't heart problems.
Yes because the indicator lights need to project and light up an entire room and flash nonstop with no clear way to disable them?
could try hanging a blanket over the front of the bed
it wont fully block it though
Yeah I just did that and it's slightly better.
from what i could find the lights pretty much stay on as long as the beds on
its to help nurses quickly
In the other hospital, all the information was conveyed to the nurses station. Why does it have to light up the whole damn room? Are the nurses that fricking stu... NVM answered my own question.
this is awful, what the frick
is there a way to cover it up with a pillow?
Put a pillow over your face like the nurse should have
just pee on it and will be off forever 🙂
What does a diabetic attack feel like? This is important
Well it started with random points on my body that were sharp stabbing pain.
Severe "heartburn" it was my pancreas not working.
Then my extremities went numb.
My muscles started twitching then I blacked out and woke up in the hospital.
What's insane is how quickly it happened. The sharp stabbing pain was like maybe a day or two. It was in random locations on my body like my leg, top right of my head. Back of my knee. No rhyme or reason just a few seconds of intense pain in 1 location then it would stop. I woke up yesterday morning and my hand was numb. It quickly spread, toes feet, fingers then hand then arm. Then the other side of my face. Then I started twitching, everything went white and I woke up with 4 ivs, down to the iv catheter only. It was just a few minutes after waking up this morning.
Here's the other arm.
Uh oh. I'm in trouble.
Go to the emergency room before you pass out. Don't wait like I did. With insulin in my system my sugar was 402, then 364, then 201, now it's a balmy 74 and my pancreas is working like nothing even happened.
My insulin pump was still working when I got to the emergency room. It emptied itself into my buddy and my sugar was still through the roof and my a1c levels were off the chart. My blood was syrup. They put me on dialysis to clean it before I even woke up.
Body*
Ask for one of these maybe?
This
lmao
like pottery
>we asked our caregivers what they want in a bed
>They answered RGB zoomer beds.
>Can't sleep because of this rainbow shit
How is that possible, just like, close your eyes bro. Isn't it dark when you close your eyelids? Lmao
It's so bright, brighter than the overhead lights.
I hate modern tech I hate modern tech I hate modern tech
That's the point of this thread. I'm sick and I have to put up with this. Can't just make it awesome, gotta add projection RGB that makes it look like it's daytime.
Even the fricking plug lights up green.
hey at least you got a nice glowie reaction pic now
Light at the end of the tunnel, fresh oc reaction!
This hospital is lit, my man
This thread glows hard
holy fricking shit
whats the plug connected to?
That's the plug to the bed, I assume the thing is a capacitor. My best guess is it kept tripping a breaker because of the thinness of the power cord so they added a capacitor to stop it from tripping the breaker. The bed is so cricketty. Made in China. Best chinesium the United States health care money can buy! Kek.
Forgot pic might as well watch TV, ain't sleeping today.
It's not even grounded so it might be a filter to keep you from being electrocuted. The absolute state...
is it just lighting the plug the up really hard?
it doesnt look transparent but here
its glowing
It's a transparent plug with a green light. I'm taking these photos with a galaxy s5. It's hard to see.
hahahaha what the frick, what a hospital, I wonder if the nurses run around with pic related as a necklace LMAO
Looks like an Irish nuclear reactor.
Are you sure you're not in a Borg cube?
this is a quality thread, op might even be a tiny bit hetero
I figured you could laugh at my pain and anguish. I'll certainly be reposting these images to pick on current really stupid technology later.
Maybe but he's still a fat frick
sorry to hear about your diabeetus but man is this thread golden
Get well soon anon.
The handles near my head also are RGB. They match the flashing indicators on the floor. It's like the gift that keeps on giving except it's the butthole that keeps on shitting.
from what i could find when i looked around
>they're for night time use
>lights up 15 minutes after you get out of bed
>turns off 2 minutes after you get into bed
>can be turned off
They've been on all night without turning off and I haven't figured out how to make it stop. It's daytime now and the sun is drowning it all out so I'm going to try to sleep. At least the sun is drowning out the incessant flashing strobe RGB effect.
>settings
>bed features
>siderail lights
pro gamer hospital bed sponsored by doritos
according to the manual, i think the bed thinks you're about to get out of the bed or are out of the bed. the handle glows blue if "bed exit" notifications are disabled but it thinks you're about to or have exited the bed.
if it's been on the whole time even as you move around the bed, then the bed is broken.
push the nurse button and ask if you can have water and warm blankets
when she shows up with the blankets take the cold ones and cover the lights
Be safe and try to not eat anything with sugar in it.
Eat as much sugar as possible.
please protect your pancreas, anons
It might just be easier to get someone to bring you a sleeping mask.
Or just throw a spare shirt over your eyes.
Do americans really?
I don't know how people get this fricking fat
Don't you have a voice in your head that tells you to stop eating?
Set it all to red, it will make you sleepy.
Lose some weight, fatty.
Jesus Christ that's a terrible design - blue light disrupts the circadian rhythm and fricks your sleep when the brain processes it at the lowest levels. Even displays cause this, let alone pure fricking blue light.
>and had a diabetic attack.
is that what americans call getting a stroke from eating 60 hamburgers?
if your genetics are trying to kill you, mate i'm sorry but you're probably meant to die early, it's all according to the universe
moms diabetic and she's still alive
scientific interventions aside, what would the case been in the past? I'm not excused, I'd have died long ago from a ruptured appendix if I never went under the table to remove it. I am a dead man living as far as I am concerned.
Stop fricking moaning and get some rest, try whinging yourself to sleep.
i would kill the nurse and doctor if they put me in a bed like that and im not even in my 20s yet, jesus christ this thread
which homosexual thought annoying neon light looks cool
Lose weight, you fat piece of shit.
op died rip
might as well be sleeping hopefully
MFW meds suppress my apatite and weigh loss is easy mode
Have you tried not being diabetic?
Lose some weight, maybe with intermittent fasting
Focus on how comfy your room looks
Reflect on the lives of those savage Indians dying on dirt floors, dreaming of something, which to us, is modern medicine
Godspeed
The absolute state of united states healthcare
Hope you recover quickly OP. Don't care about your stupid bed.
>The absolute state....
Medicine has been absolutely ruined by insurance gays and MBA gays. There are also way too many women that make moronic decisions.
QRD please?
Get someone to buy you a sleepmask.
>t. eurogay
bruh
I have never been attacked by diabetics.
Shouldn't have provoked them.
maybe you could sleep if you weren't a fat frick
Just close your eyes, fat frick.
Record a video of it and post it here, even a gif will do.
he already left
he made a different thread to say that for some reason