Noel. Mate.
Gonna be honest with you lad.
I could lie a bit here, say it. Say the world
Albums don't matter. "listening to albums are a fricking waste of time" but that'd be wrong. It'd be fricking wrong
On a fundamental level.
'cause when it comes down to it. It's not all albums. It's Oasis albums and the like. Shit tier collections.
I imagine that's what Noel was getting at, his genre of music translated into books.
So anyway. Lots of good fiction available. All of 'em way better than an Oasis album. Some of them are even better than a blur album!
None of them, not one is better than trying to be Jonny Ma-
-ACK
Songs are poetry-like. Poetry is fiction. Fiction can be autobiographical as well. It’s still fiction.
11 months ago
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>poetry is fiction
One of the biggest morons on this board
11 months ago
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It is fiction. Just take the L and accept that Noel is a moron who’s shooting himself in the foot with moronic ideas.
11 months ago
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>what is Paradise Lost >what are the Homeric Epics >what is The Divine Comedy
11 months ago
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nonfiction
11 months ago
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Poetry
11 months ago
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that's a low bar for poetry
11 months ago
Anonymous
Doesn’t really matter since you don’t read books
11 months ago
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I read the wheel of time
11 months ago
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Never mind, google definition of fiction just BTFOd me. I kneel.
11 months ago
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all of them are narrative poetry you fricking dunce
11 months ago
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Songs are not poetry. Opera is not poetry. Musicals are not poetry.
11 months ago
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I said poetry-like. Lyrics are poetry-like.
11 months ago
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Songs are not lyrics
11 months ago
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Songs have lyrics. Noel wrote those lyrics. Lyrics are poetry-like. Poetry is fiction. Noel wrote fiction. YWNBAW.
11 months ago
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Song lyrics are not poetry-like
11 months ago
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Yes, they are. They have meter, rhythm, and/or rhyme.
11 months ago
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>what is a speaker in a poem
Maybe if you have the brain of a child and can't conceptualize the existence of anyone but you
11 months ago
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What does that even mean? And if that was the case wouldn't fiction books written by whoever be autobiographical by nature? You want to sound deep but you are a fricking moron.
It’s so fricking childish and immature for grown men. Noel has to learn to accept who he is and stop pretending to be something he’s not. You can tell that he hates that his brother was always the cool and “good looking one” who got most of the girls, but he can’t accept that he’s still gotten laid plenty with surely attractive women and has his own family plus is genuinely one of the best pop rock songwriters whether any of you want to admit it or not. I mean he wrote a song so ubiquitous there’s a joke everybody knows attached to it. (Which more so makes fun of the song’s fans than the song itself). I mean shit my best friend in college had put a similar effect on me as Liam did to Noel. He always got with prettier girls and any time he was around every girl was drawn to him and not me (I’m not bad looking but only 5’10 and he’s 6’3 and model tier). And it did suck and I could dwell in misery but that’ll do me no good. I’ve gotten laid a lot maybe not with a lot of 8’s and above but still some good looking girls. Accept life, or be miserable.
Reminder that Noel Gallagher is a homosexual on such a grand scale, there should be epics written about it. His PR firm carefully curated his entire personality during Oasis to maximize on his pretend “working class” upbringing. Even his pretend fandom of Manchester City is pretend, it’s just something they told him to support.
Typical midwit.
Something doesn't have to be literally true for it to contain wisdom, or a wealth of fundamental truths about the human condition and much more.
Most agreed upon "history" is fricking fiction and twisted half truths anyways (the Hall of Cost etc etc).
thats an arbitrary statement, theres a lot to consider and unlike fiction with like a fricking boring ass 300 page book about nothing except feelings, like i could find roman coins n shit and learn history that way. people could focus on telling me good history entertainingly without inventing something that never happened that basically is a waste of time to read for 10 hours lol
11 months ago
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Memorising the minutiae of Roman coinage is about as useful as ASOIAF lore.
11 months ago
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Just because fiction is about things that didn't happen doesn't mean it isn't important.
A Christmas Carol is one of the most influential books in history. It affected the ways that Christmas is celebrated around the word. It introduced the word "scrooge" to the English language and defined the word "humbug". It inspired acts of charity that saved and improved the lives of untold numbers of people.
All books, fiction or non, have the potential to change the world. Even when they don't, any book has the ability to change your own life. They can introduce you to new concepts and new ways of thinking. They can give you strength when you are weak. And when you're having a bad day, they can make it a little better.
I wouldn't say any of those things is a waste of time.
Who gives a frick what you read? Just shut the frick up and read what you want but don't pretend like your waste of fricking time is any better than someone else's. It's ALL a waste of fricking time.
He’s been trying to be Liam his whole life that’s why I posted
It’s so fricking childish and immature for grown men. Noel has to learn to accept who he is and stop pretending to be something he’s not. You can tell that he hates that his brother was always the cool and “good looking one” who got most of the girls, but he can’t accept that he’s still gotten laid plenty with surely attractive women and has his own family plus is genuinely one of the best pop rock songwriters whether any of you want to admit it or not. I mean he wrote a song so ubiquitous there’s a joke everybody knows attached to it. (Which more so makes fun of the song’s fans than the song itself). I mean shit my best friend in college had put a similar effect on me as Liam did to Noel. He always got with prettier girls and any time he was around every girl was drawn to him and not me (I’m not bad looking but only 5’10 and he’s 6’3 and model tier). And it did suck and I could dwell in misery but that’ll do me no good. I’ve gotten laid a lot maybe not with a lot of 8’s and above but still some good looking girls. Accept life, or be miserable.
Morrissey disagrees
Noel. Mate.
Gonna be honest with you lad.
I could lie a bit here, say it. Say the world
Albums don't matter. "listening to albums are a fricking waste of time" but that'd be wrong. It'd be fricking wrong
On a fundamental level.
'cause when it comes down to it. It's not all albums. It's Oasis albums and the like. Shit tier collections.
I imagine that's what Noel was getting at, his genre of music translated into books.
So anyway. Lots of good fiction available. All of 'em way better than an Oasis album. Some of them are even better than a blur album!
None of them, not one is better than trying to be Jonny Ma-
-ACK
based
His songs are fiction
Songs are not literature
Neve said they were.
Because they aren't
Right. And yet his songs are fiction.
Songs are autobiographical by nature
Songs are poetry-like. Poetry is fiction. Fiction can be autobiographical as well. It’s still fiction.
>poetry is fiction
One of the biggest morons on this board
It is fiction. Just take the L and accept that Noel is a moron who’s shooting himself in the foot with moronic ideas.
>what is Paradise Lost
>what are the Homeric Epics
>what is The Divine Comedy
nonfiction
Poetry
that's a low bar for poetry
Doesn’t really matter since you don’t read books
I read the wheel of time
Never mind, google definition of fiction just BTFOd me. I kneel.
all of them are narrative poetry you fricking dunce
Songs are not poetry. Opera is not poetry. Musicals are not poetry.
I said poetry-like. Lyrics are poetry-like.
Songs are not lyrics
Songs have lyrics. Noel wrote those lyrics. Lyrics are poetry-like. Poetry is fiction. Noel wrote fiction. YWNBAW.
Song lyrics are not poetry-like
Yes, they are. They have meter, rhythm, and/or rhyme.
>what is a speaker in a poem
Maybe if you have the brain of a child and can't conceptualize the existence of anyone but you
What does that even mean? And if that was the case wouldn't fiction books written by whoever be autobiographical by nature? You want to sound deep but you are a fricking moron.
KWAB
our mozza ROASTED him with a song so cutting it can't even be released on album
Bonfire of Teenagers is brilliant. I desperately want a studio recording
Heh
Defiance?
It's an anthem for submission and giving up.
Children got bombed and people were singing don't be upset about it.
>some drunkard
>spews random shit
>can't get a long with his fricking brother in doing fricking business
It’s so fricking childish and immature for grown men. Noel has to learn to accept who he is and stop pretending to be something he’s not. You can tell that he hates that his brother was always the cool and “good looking one” who got most of the girls, but he can’t accept that he’s still gotten laid plenty with surely attractive women and has his own family plus is genuinely one of the best pop rock songwriters whether any of you want to admit it or not. I mean he wrote a song so ubiquitous there’s a joke everybody knows attached to it. (Which more so makes fun of the song’s fans than the song itself). I mean shit my best friend in college had put a similar effect on me as Liam did to Noel. He always got with prettier girls and any time he was around every girl was drawn to him and not me (I’m not bad looking but only 5’10 and he’s 6’3 and model tier). And it did suck and I could dwell in misery but that’ll do me no good. I’ve gotten laid a lot maybe not with a lot of 8’s and above but still some good looking girls. Accept life, or be miserable.
Everyone knows Liam is the superior Gallagher.
I wonder if Liam ever read any book.
I don't reallty think he ever did.
It would surprised me.
>Another homosexual complains about reading fiction.
I'm going to write a fictional book about this.
if you cant find truth and meaning in fiction than perhaps you should read better books!
This is a good point in a thread filled with garbage.
This but with nonfiction.
I can have as much nonfiction as I want irl.
You must be very important to witness all that first hand. Can you teach me how to teleport?
>listening to the potato
>he thinks history is true
Lol
Lmao
destoryed
Says the guy who got vaxxed. You read fiction every time you open a newspaper.
a libretto is not a booklet
Reminder that Noel Gallagher is a homosexual on such a grand scale, there should be epics written about it. His PR firm carefully curated his entire personality during Oasis to maximize on his pretend “working class” upbringing. Even his pretend fandom of Manchester City is pretend, it’s just something they told him to support.
imagine thinking non-fiction is anything other than agreed upon lies
He’s right. Everyone below this post likes BBC.
I wonder who is Noel's favorite philosopher
Typical midwit.
Something doesn't have to be literally true for it to contain wisdom, or a wealth of fundamental truths about the human condition and much more.
Most agreed upon "history" is fricking fiction and twisted half truths anyways (the Hall of Cost etc etc).
The thing is, the good:bad ratio of fiction is oof
The ratio is just as bad for non-fiction.
thats an arbitrary statement, theres a lot to consider and unlike fiction with like a fricking boring ass 300 page book about nothing except feelings, like i could find roman coins n shit and learn history that way. people could focus on telling me good history entertainingly without inventing something that never happened that basically is a waste of time to read for 10 hours lol
Memorising the minutiae of Roman coinage is about as useful as ASOIAF lore.
Just because fiction is about things that didn't happen doesn't mean it isn't important.
A Christmas Carol is one of the most influential books in history. It affected the ways that Christmas is celebrated around the word. It introduced the word "scrooge" to the English language and defined the word "humbug". It inspired acts of charity that saved and improved the lives of untold numbers of people.
All books, fiction or non, have the potential to change the world. Even when they don't, any book has the ability to change your own life. They can introduce you to new concepts and new ways of thinking. They can give you strength when you are weak. And when you're having a bad day, they can make it a little better.
I wouldn't say any of those things is a waste of time.
Scousers are frickin' scum. Must be the Irish genes.
Who? No one cares about British celebrities. Haven't since the sixties.
>things that akshully happened
Nothing ever happens.
Why do people assume everyone who's ever written non-fiction is telling the truth?
>implying there isn't truth in fiction
unabashed pleb take, Noel.
Who gives a frick what you read? Just shut the frick up and read what you want but don't pretend like your waste of fricking time is any better than someone else's. It's ALL a waste of fricking time.
Ey mate, do you have a license to read?
pseud
Aesthetic experience.
Also lol at thinking non-fiction is any "truer".
correct
but all literature is fiction
I bet he wishes Be Here Now was fiction.
is he trying to be more like Liam? pretty embarassing tbh
He’s been trying to be Liam his whole life that’s why I posted
Brainlet take. The notion that a clear fact/fiction (true/fake) distintinction exists is stupid
Literally who
who?
Liam is the very definition of a based moron.
I'd be surprised if he's ever read a book but I doubt he'd stop you from reading what you want.
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