>muh systemdumpster
Everyone would like it if there wasn't baked in Google nameservers and if the thing was a bit more modular. (you can actually compile your own minimal systemd if you want)
>At first I thought they were jokes or just snarky remarks, but after a day of following up with folks, it actually turns out not to be a joke.
So where is his source?
are you seriously this moronic? use any search engine that exists and you'll see it's all over tech new sites. how fricking moronic can you israeli homosexual IQfy idiots possibly be?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>use any search engine that exists and you'll see it's all over tech new sites
Not 1 (ONE) of these "tech sites" is providing any proof or evidence.
2 years ago
Anonymous
really. tell me at least 10 you went to to check? and what was your search query, because i just did a search and the ENTIRE first page of results is all about him going to microsoft. i want to see how fricking stupid you are
Speaking of Microsoft, Ugh--speaking of recovering data--does anyone know the "path" I need to click down to in order to find my MSoffice key/code? my techie neighbor told me 2 years ago and I swear I emailed it all to myself and it's gone. Trying to install on my new work computer and can't find the fn key.
It was just click down pathway and there it was. I dropped him a note asking for instructions again (they're not lengthy just a particular path) but he is a uber xian and I've now got a skeleton (as a joke) on my door. He didn't reply.
>Maybe we should stop labelling common sense as "schizo"?
Being called schizo on IQfy is a point of pride tbh anon. Nobody ever calls you a schizo for saying shit that's stupid or wrong, they just ignore you or call you a homosexual. But if you tell the truth or up set the shills the s-word starts to fly.
You can almost gauge how right you are about something by how many (You)'s call you a schizo
>Be me, FOSS weirdo giving my first public presentation >Nervously rub my programmers socks together as my lecture starts. T-this is the big time, boys! >Start talking about difficulties I faced in making my pet project a reality >Accidentally insult systemd >Literal Lennart Fricking Poettering is in the audience and demands the microphone, gets it >Starts criticizing you and saying you're wrong. Breaks the microphone. >"S-sorry Lennart" >Get a new microphone. Friend pronounces "learning" in his stilted, nervous English and Lennart thinks he's saying his name, and demands the microphone again. Breaks it. >"S-sorry, Lennart" >Get a new microphone. "N-next slide, please" >Slide has a criticism of dbus >Lennart demands the microphone and gets it >Keeps happening for the next 40 minutes
D-did I just experience a hostile work environment, b-bros? D-do I go to HR? Is this why women don't like tech?
>Be me, FOSS weirdo giving my first public presentation >Nervously rub my programmers socks together as my lecture starts. T-this is the big time, boys! >Start talking about difficulties I faced in making my pet project a reality >Accidentally insult systemd >Literal Lennart Fricking Poettering is in the audience and demands the microphone, gets it >Starts criticizing you and saying you're wrong. Breaks the microphone. >"S-sorry Lennart" >Get a new microphone. Friend pronounces "learning" in his stilted, nervous English and Lennart thinks he's saying his name, and demands the microphone again. Breaks it. >"S-sorry, Lennart" >Get a new microphone. "N-next slide, please" >Slide has a criticism of dbus >Lennart demands the microphone and gets it >Keeps happening for the next 40 minutes
D-did I just experience a hostile work environment, b-bros? D-do I go to HR? Is this why women don't like tech?
naw famalam, they're gonna use their leverage on systemd to make changes that support WSL and frick over Linux distros. systemd is like a gay man with his entire lubed-up fist shoved into the gaping butthole of Linux at this point, with all fingers stretched out to wrap around the prostate and wiener-root from the inside. And now it's time for them to squeeze. You can't just pull away from the hand now because your entire butthole will prolapse outwards and take years to heal.
Don't say you weren't warned years ago, but you just loved how it felt going in.
Nope. The first logical thing is to add windows style registry feature to systemd in order to replace /etc, which clearly is a complete mess of all sorts of text files with no clear logic behind them, and have all settings on linux systems managed from a single point. Just like it is done on Windows. It's a win-win for both as that MS would need that feature on their upcoming systemd.exe as well
100%. Then it'd be easy to back it up, as it's just a versioned binary file coupled to a specific subset of systemd versions that it's compatible with, unless it gets corrupted or an application fricks with it, but that's why systemd-registryd would have automatic encrypted backups. It can integrate with systemd-homed too to replace ~/.config, and if there's ever any data-loss bugs or insecurities all old versions can just be migrated to new versions and not usable by older versions of systemd-registryd.
we knew he was a double agent all along
entrench linux with pulseaudio and systemd malware, then flee back to his handlers at ms.
enjoy your sabotaged os, linux gays.
does anyone here work or know anyone that works at microsoft? maybe they can look up the internal org chart to see if this moron is there, instead of relying on unfounded rumours.
>maybe they can look up the internal org chart to see if this moron is there
Make sure you have a plausible sounding reason for doing this. That kind of stuff gets logged and if a screenshot of it were posted to IQfy to ""harass an employee"" you can be sure they'd check the logs.
lmao nah. it's probably going to be as simple as an outlook lookup, or on their intranet sharepoint system they have. they wont log that. just make sure to capture it externally, and not via a screenshot sent to yourself. ive sent plenty of internal(not confidential) stuff to people over the years that way.
>>lmao nah. it's probably going to be as simple as an outlook lookup, or on their intranet sharepoint system they have. they wont log that.
At a big and tech savvy company like Microsoft, ALL LOGGED. Bet your life on this. A company with as many people as microsoft has disputes between employees all the time, so they keep logs of everything like this. If Lennart says IQfy is harassing him (and if he finds out, he will certainly raise a stink about it. He's a huge whiny b***h), HR will pull those logs 100%.
The article, genius. Phoronix has good sources in the FOSS community, and Larabel has been covering this shit for like 20 years. He wouldn't post something like this unless he was absolutely sure it was true because it's fricking devastating. What do you want? A picture of Pottering's ID badge or something?
2 years ago
Anonymous
For the Black folk in this thread who cannot read:
>After yesterday's article about Lennart no longer being at Red Hat, I began receiving tips that the systemd creator had some time back quietly joined Microsoft along with various public comments on Twitter and other mediums by individuals suggesting he joined the Redmond company... At first I thought they were jokes or just snarky remarks, but after a day of following up with folks, it actually turns out not to be a joke.
> **** The prominent open-source developer responsible for several prominent projects joined Microsoft ****
2 years ago
Anonymous
this gay cant even post the snarky, public shit on social media, but yea, let's totally believe this guy because he said so. paling around with FOSS devs does not make you a credible source.
From wikipedia >Avahi is a system which enables programs to publish and discover services and hosts running on a local network. For example, a user can plug a computer into a network and have Avahi automatically advertise the network services running on its machine, facilitating user access to those services.
also >Developer(s): Lennart Poettering, Trent Lloyd, Sjoerd Simons
TIL I hated Lennart Poettering before I knew it. Avahi would always randomly peg my CPU and need to be killed, just like all his other homosexualass projects
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't actually care about systemd one way or another, but Avahi can just frick right the hell off with it's stupid shit
lol
the guy who fricked up linux realized commie programming isnt putting food on the table.
went to join capitalist microsoft quietly so no one would find out.
meanwhile, commie linux still uses his shit code that has wrecked every system daemon in linux.
Still using it, because neither it nor Pulse resemble MS brain damage design (albeit they are mediocre in their own right).
Ironically the most Microbrained freetards are in GNOME, where they reinvented the Windows Registry, but somehow worse.
Linux is made up of geeks. I expect there'll be some "wow that's surprising!" sarcasm and then everyone rolls over and keeps using systemd and other pozzed microsoft shit like a bunch of good little nerds
The Linux kernel itself is already Microsoft pozzed shit. Microsoft has lots of contributions, you're running Microsoft code even if you don't use systemd.
I doubt they will, even if this story is true.
The first distro to abandon systemd would be Debian, if they add something questionable to it. Either they provide custom builds or they remove it altogether.
OpenSSL had bugs too. PHP has had countless fricking bugs.
The Linux kernel itself has had numerous instances where bugs were introduced in to it after they were previously removed, a sheer lack of checking what is being added to the source before release.
Not an argument. Try harder.
None of those have any alternatives. systemd, however, has plenty.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>have no alternatives
lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's no realistic replacement for the linux kernel (inb4 bsd or hurd: no), php, or openssl (libressl is dead and anything else is meme). So we have to live with their flaws. If your only goal is to just boot a fricking system, well you don't actually need systemd and there's plenty of other things that can get the job done for less.
>NOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET A HIGHER SALARY AND WORK ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO, NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A GOOD PIECE OF SOFTWARE BUT WORK AT A COMPANY I HATE, NOOOOOO THIS MEANS I CAN'T USE ANY OF YOUR SOFTWARE NOW BECAUSE.......BECAUSE I SAID SO, OK??????? SYSTEMD IS BAD BECAUSE, UH.....BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK????
all IQfy users opinions should always be ignored without question
I knew it.
BTW Redhat and GNOME are also Microsoft pupets.
lol
good thing i'm on devuan
hope he abandons it so linux desktop finally gets free of systemdumpster
>muh systemdumpster
Everyone would like it if there wasn't baked in Google nameservers and if the thing was a bit more modular. (you can actually compile your own minimal systemd if you want)
I cannot find where it says how he's working at Microsoft?
>At first I thought they were jokes or just snarky remarks, but after a day of following up with folks, it actually turns out not to be a joke.
So where is his source?
it literally says it on his wikipedia you fricking DIPSTICK
>wikipedia edited by some random troony as a news source
void trannies getting desperate
are you seriously this moronic? use any search engine that exists and you'll see it's all over tech new sites. how fricking moronic can you israeli homosexual IQfy idiots possibly be?
>use any search engine that exists and you'll see it's all over tech new sites
Not 1 (ONE) of these "tech sites" is providing any proof or evidence.
really. tell me at least 10 you went to to check? and what was your search query, because i just did a search and the ENTIRE first page of results is all about him going to microsoft. i want to see how fricking stupid you are
If you're gonna fake something at least make sure your English isn't absolutely third-world ESL-tier, frick's sake.
moron
I don’t think you try get it. You’ll see by far.
I hope he will replace smss.exe with systemd.exe
>phoronix
Fake news.
Please disable your adblocking software
Microsoft systemd™ confirmed.
GNU Shepherd freechads won again.
Ah yes.
Microsoft is doing good with EEE.
Why can't they leave things be?
What a fricking sell out. How far he go to an actual company that pays well.
Why can't I avoid Microsoft's bullshit anymore?
I don't want to use mac OS.
I just want a system that's just a fricking system.
Lol shocking I tell you.
LMAO, the eternal Pottering.
As if Red Hat wasn't bad enough...
you're right, now he's getting paid more, has better benefits and a better work life balance.
First Miguel de Icaza and now Lennart Poettering
Speaking of Microsoft, Ugh--speaking of recovering data--does anyone know the "path" I need to click down to in order to find my MSoffice key/code? my techie neighbor told me 2 years ago and I swear I emailed it all to myself and it's gone. Trying to install on my new work computer and can't find the fn key.
It was just click down pathway and there it was. I dropped him a note asking for instructions again (they're not lengthy just a particular path) but he is a uber xian and I've now got a skeleton (as a joke) on my door. He didn't reply.
>snowflake init morons are now resorting to fake news
https://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=Systemd-Creator-Microsoft
israel
Where is his source?
HAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
its over
Anti-systemd "schizos" were right all along.
Maybe we should stop labelling common sense as "schizo"?
Just a thought.
Where is his source, schizo?
>Maybe we should stop labelling common sense as "schizo"?
Being called schizo on IQfy is a point of pride tbh anon. Nobody ever calls you a schizo for saying shit that's stupid or wrong, they just ignore you or call you a homosexual. But if you tell the truth or up set the shills the s-word starts to fly.
You can almost gauge how right you are about something by how many (You)'s call you a schizo
Its interesting that so many shills are just denying it outright
>denying
Denying what. Why can't snowflake init shills provide any source?
the snowflake inits can't speak until their representitive, mr pottering arrives
holy kek CERN really fricking swithced us, lads
This shit was a literal joke and now it's reality
>Be me, FOSS weirdo giving my first public presentation
>Nervously rub my programmers socks together as my lecture starts. T-this is the big time, boys!
>Start talking about difficulties I faced in making my pet project a reality
>Accidentally insult systemd
>Literal Lennart Fricking Poettering is in the audience and demands the microphone, gets it
>Starts criticizing you and saying you're wrong. Breaks the microphone.
>"S-sorry Lennart"
>Get a new microphone. Friend pronounces "learning" in his stilted, nervous English and Lennart thinks he's saying his name, and demands the microphone again. Breaks it.
>"S-sorry, Lennart"
>Get a new microphone. "N-next slide, please"
>Slide has a criticism of dbus
>Lennart demands the microphone and gets it
>Keeps happening for the next 40 minutes
D-did I just experience a hostile work environment, b-bros? D-do I go to HR? Is this why women don't like tech?
HAHAHA you were right
Everyone should see this
So the plan to replace NT kernel with Linux isn't the only thing they are working towards they now have systemd.exe on the roadmap as well? Neat
naw famalam, they're gonna use their leverage on systemd to make changes that support WSL and frick over Linux distros. systemd is like a gay man with his entire lubed-up fist shoved into the gaping butthole of Linux at this point, with all fingers stretched out to wrap around the prostate and wiener-root from the inside. And now it's time for them to squeeze. You can't just pull away from the hand now because your entire butthole will prolapse outwards and take years to heal.
Don't say you weren't warned years ago, but you just loved how it felt going in.
Nope. The first logical thing is to add windows style registry feature to systemd in order to replace /etc, which clearly is a complete mess of all sorts of text files with no clear logic behind them, and have all settings on linux systems managed from a single point. Just like it is done on Windows. It's a win-win for both as that MS would need that feature on their upcoming systemd.exe as well
100%. Then it'd be easy to back it up, as it's just a versioned binary file coupled to a specific subset of systemd versions that it's compatible with, unless it gets corrupted or an application fricks with it, but that's why systemd-registryd would have automatic encrypted backups. It can integrate with systemd-homed too to replace ~/.config, and if there's ever any data-loss bugs or insecurities all old versions can just be migrated to new versions and not usable by older versions of systemd-registryd.
systemd support for windows when?
Turns out programmers need money just like the rest of us, more news at 11.
IQfy was right again
Systemd will now collect telemetry to increase user experience.
Quads of truth
MODS
Checked. Quads of truth confirm.
Microsoft® systemd™/Linux is inevitable.
it's okay, I'm sure it'll let us pick between telemetry and less telemetry
just came from slashdot with no user id to say, this is fricking hilarious.
So is the article right that everyone who worked on opensource software has now ended up working for microsoft?
Black person
Code written on company time is property of the company. Microsoft now owns systemd.
What. The. Frick.
What's the problem of wanting to have a better pay and benefits?
we knew he was a double agent all along
entrench linux with pulseaudio and systemd malware, then flee back to his handlers at ms.
enjoy your sabotaged os, linux gays.
does anyone here work or know anyone that works at microsoft? maybe they can look up the internal org chart to see if this moron is there, instead of relying on unfounded rumours.
>maybe they can look up the internal org chart to see if this moron is there
Make sure you have a plausible sounding reason for doing this. That kind of stuff gets logged and if a screenshot of it were posted to IQfy to ""harass an employee"" you can be sure they'd check the logs.
lmao nah. it's probably going to be as simple as an outlook lookup, or on their intranet sharepoint system they have. they wont log that. just make sure to capture it externally, and not via a screenshot sent to yourself. ive sent plenty of internal(not confidential) stuff to people over the years that way.
>>lmao nah. it's probably going to be as simple as an outlook lookup, or on their intranet sharepoint system they have. they wont log that.
At a big and tech savvy company like Microsoft, ALL LOGGED. Bet your life on this. A company with as many people as microsoft has disputes between employees all the time, so they keep logs of everything like this. If Lennart says IQfy is harassing him (and if he finds out, he will certainly raise a stink about it. He's a huge whiny b***h), HR will pull those logs 100%.
why are they unfounded when the journalists bends ass backwards to point out how many other FOSS members are microsoft employees?
It's real, dude.
Source me then.
The article, genius. Phoronix has good sources in the FOSS community, and Larabel has been covering this shit for like 20 years. He wouldn't post something like this unless he was absolutely sure it was true because it's fricking devastating. What do you want? A picture of Pottering's ID badge or something?
For the Black folk in this thread who cannot read:
>After yesterday's article about Lennart no longer being at Red Hat, I began receiving tips that the systemd creator had some time back quietly joined Microsoft along with various public comments on Twitter and other mediums by individuals suggesting he joined the Redmond company... At first I thought they were jokes or just snarky remarks, but after a day of following up with folks, it actually turns out not to be a joke.
> **** The prominent open-source developer responsible for several prominent projects joined Microsoft ****
this gay cant even post the snarky, public shit on social media, but yea, let's totally believe this guy because he said so. paling around with FOSS devs does not make you a credible source.
Cope.
Called it.
I FRICKING KNEW IT
He always was a fricking snake.
systemd gays BTFO, how will they ever recover?
artix, void, devuan, guix, and gentoo(openrc) chads just can't stop winning
HAHAHAHAHA
how do you enjoy them binary logs
nooo you can't just have a job and get paid well you must work FOR FREE IQfy will donate money to you and support you!
Everyone mentions systemd and pulseaudio are botnets but nobody remembers avahi literally broadcasting to the network your telemetry
idk what avahi is or does, sorry
it's used to broadcast your telemetry to the network
From wikipedia
>Avahi is a system which enables programs to publish and discover services and hosts running on a local network. For example, a user can plug a computer into a network and have Avahi automatically advertise the network services running on its machine, facilitating user access to those services.
also
>Developer(s): Lennart Poettering, Trent Lloyd, Sjoerd Simons
TIL I hated Lennart Poettering before I knew it. Avahi would always randomly peg my CPU and need to be killed, just like all his other homosexualass projects
I don't actually care about systemd one way or another, but Avahi can just frick right the hell off with it's stupid shit
It is used to make things like Airplay by Apple work
>you need to enable botnet for apple to work
Yeah on college campuses it is like that
This post makes no sense, it was written by a bot.
sustemd will now come with windoes
lol
the guy who fricked up linux realized commie programming isnt putting food on the table.
went to join capitalist microsoft quietly so no one would find out.
meanwhile, commie linux still uses his shit code that has wrecked every system daemon in linux.
this is shit is quality gold.
>Interviewer: Why sould we hire you Mr Pottering?
>Pottering: Well I have deeply fricked linux
>Interviewer: Welcome to Microsoft!
i wonder how long until all the systemd fan bois turn on each other and claim they really were never in favor of it.
Still using it, because neither it nor Pulse resemble MS brain damage design (albeit they are mediocre in their own right).
Ironically the most Microbrained freetards are in GNOME, where they reinvented the Windows Registry, but somehow worse.
IQfy schizos were right again
what a fricking surprise
CALLED IT
So what happens now?
Linux is made up of geeks. I expect there'll be some "wow that's surprising!" sarcasm and then everyone rolls over and keeps using systemd and other pozzed microsoft shit like a bunch of good little nerds
The Linux kernel itself is already Microsoft pozzed shit. Microsoft has lots of contributions, you're running Microsoft code even if you don't use systemd.
MS only adds code to make (GNU/)Linux run better as a Hyper-V guest OS.
>systemctl enable microsoft
>systemctl mask microsoft
Enough conspiracy theories please. They are never proven right and they do more harm than good.
redhat is gonna be worse than ms soon
literally just fresh installed debian today
i think it is time to move on
You can run Debian without systemd.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Embrace
Time to extinguish cucknix and make FOSS windows. That's the dream
I wonder if this increases the odds of more distros moving away from systemd.
I doubt they will, even if this story is true.
The first distro to abandon systemd would be Debian, if they add something questionable to it. Either they provide custom builds or they remove it altogether.
Introducing now systemd-blackd
Called it
absolute poett-ry
t. gentoo/openRC user, get absolutely fricking reked you systemdick homosexuals
None of you can post a single good reason to hate systemd besides binary logs, which is a legit complaint.
Want one of us to post the CVE's?
OpenSSL had bugs too. PHP has had countless fricking bugs.
The Linux kernel itself has had numerous instances where bugs were introduced in to it after they were previously removed, a sheer lack of checking what is being added to the source before release.
Not an argument. Try harder.
None of those have any alternatives. systemd, however, has plenty.
>have no alternatives
lol
There's no realistic replacement for the linux kernel (inb4 bsd or hurd: no), php, or openssl (libressl is dead and anything else is meme). So we have to live with their flaws. If your only goal is to just boot a fricking system, well you don't actually need systemd and there's plenty of other things that can get the job done for less.
Here you go.
>lennard poettering
>looks exactly like harry potter
Poettry
>NOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET A HIGHER SALARY AND WORK ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO, NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A GOOD PIECE OF SOFTWARE BUT WORK AT A COMPANY I HATE, NOOOOOO THIS MEANS I CAN'T USE ANY OF YOUR SOFTWARE NOW BECAUSE.......BECAUSE I SAID SO, OK??????? SYSTEMD IS BAD BECAUSE, UH.....BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK????
all IQfy users opinions should always be ignored without question
>all IQfy users opinions should always be ignored without question
Let's start with yours
see
>see this post that doesn't say anything or matter
ignored
don't care, systemd is here to stay and it's good and you're a gay, it's as simple as that
He always has sucked Microsoft dick just like Miguel de Icaza, the frick did you expect?
but muh schizo conspiracy theorists!!11
It's over
>Choose * over efficiency
Yeah, no wonder X is slow as frick compared to React or Windows (pre 10, without bloat edition)
>(pre 10, without bloat edition)
Meaningless now, bro.
>X is slow as frick
not any more thanks to DRI3
maybe now the poison he has unleashed on the linux community can be removed.
Not happening
fricking knew it, this motherfricker was on a 10y crusade to rot linux from within.
why did it take so long to figure out the name is phony and an anagram
But systemd just works, openrc is shit.