>takes a series of boomer fedora tipping proto reddit movies and reboots them into an epic trilogy that mogs them made up of Biblical allegories

>takes a series of boomer fedora tipping proto reddit movies and reboots them into an epic trilogy that mogs them made up of Biblical allegories
Movie series like this?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zack Snyder capekino trilogy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really what I expected, I loved Man of Steel and Watchmen

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boomer fedora tipping proto reddit movies
    You should take some time off the internets, friend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing more reddit than liking this sterile as frick franchise with one good movie. The Matt Reeves flicks do not have a single moment that feels inspired. They're in the same league as The Amazing Spiderman series. Applying the Nolan paint to another franchise by a workman director.

      >Trilogy
      Isn't there 4 or 5 of these pieces of shit?
      >BUT THEYRE GOOD
      Sorry, I don't want to see CGI monkeys being homosexuals. If I wanted to watch a cartoon I'd watch a cartoon.

      t. triggered redditors

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rise was the only good one. The rest were trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn and War both have some good moments, but only enough to fill like one movie between them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dawn and War both felt to me like they were episodes from the middle of a prestige TV show. Lots of pieces being moved around not amounting to all that much while you wait for the season finale for something to actually happen.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they train the monkeys to do all that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at gunpoint
      the monkeys who didn't comply were shot instantly, you can watch the summary executions in the making-of special on the blueray

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it's actor Andy Serkis. He had to spend 14 hours a day in an actual chimp skin which was specially treated and plasticized by the practical effects team. Of course, the skins were one-time use only, as they quickly degraded as the actor moved around while wearing them; over the course of filming, the production went through 49 chimpanzees.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're actually dogs in costumes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's CGI

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lying b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was all a dream

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're smarter than you think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey see, monkey do!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they didnt, that was real footage, turn on cnn

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only watched the first one sober but I do remember bits from the second two. I remember being kind of impressed by the CGI and hair effects on the apes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Logan's Run
    Life of Brian
    Godzilla vs Mothra

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biblical allegories?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a retelling of Exodus with sprinkles of Jesus here and there. Basically Caesar is Moses and sometimes Jesus.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't help that the OG POTA movies weren't very good after the second one and their ape costumes looked especially moronic in the fourth movie when they were supposed to still be "normal" apes aside from Caesar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a soft spot for Escape and Conquest, even though I recognize that they're not that great. Battle is fricking appalling though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Escape is usually considered the best of the sequels to the 1968 movie. It's also the one nearest in tone and content to the original French novel.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing more reddit than liking this sterile as frick franchise with one good movie. The Matt Reeves flicks do not have a single moment that feels inspired. They're in the same league as The Amazing Spiderman series. Applying the Nolan paint to another franchise by a workman director.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truth.

      Lacks the WTF rugpulls that made the original kino.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trilogy
    Isn't there 4 or 5 of these pieces of shit?
    >BUT THEYRE GOOD
    Sorry, I don't want to see CGI monkeys being homosexuals. If I wanted to watch a cartoon I'd watch a cartoon.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know the scene with Chloe Lamour was kind of meh. Planet of the gapes is usually better

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's just no way for humans to lose that bad, even if monkeys started to use guns they would need hundreds of years to match out tactics and weapons since many of them wouldn't even fit their hands.

    That's not taking into account mankind's air superiority and chemical knowledge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to remember the virus wiped out like 99% of the human population though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing that made chimps smart turned out to be an infectious virus for humans that made us mentally regress and become primitive. The ones that survived, that is.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only seen one but that was enough for me to never see any more of this gay shit. Reddit Trilogy

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should edit these movies to make the apes look even more like real life (dark eye scleras, ischial callosities, genital swelling in female chimps who are in estrus, erect penises and pilo-erection in male chimps doing dominance displays, white fur tufts on the rumps of juvenile chimps, to just name a few things).

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, what did Koba ever do wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a scar on his face. automatically makes him bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was black-coded.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Koba was racist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ape not kill ape

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/GKn7gxy.png

        Realistically, what did Koba ever do wrong?

        Koba kill ape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he failed to kill Caesar. Koba is the main reason Dawn is the best movie of the trilogy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Koba started out as a great unique nationalist character and turned him into a stereotypical power hungry villain that started killing his own kind for power. Its crazy how they always go full moron woth these types of characters. There is no inbetween.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there wasnt time to do what youre talking about, unless it was a tv series and not a movie. or maybe if koba lived and was still alive in War

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first half of War is so fricking good and I can't believe it got made but it declines badly when they reach Woody's base

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True that. I wish the entire movie was the road trip.

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  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boomer fedora tipping proto reddit movies
    can you talk without buzzwords, zoomie?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the matt reeves movies are boring. if prefering the original movies is reddit, then reddit is based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The OG movies had moronic writing
      >Taylor can't figure out that he's on Earth after seeing humans, and apes who speak Englush
      >time travel homosexualry
      >virus killed all dogs and cats, so humans felt "lonely" and started using apes instead
      At least the new movies make more sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don’t see how any of that makes its “reddit”

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never met anyone that ever watched any of these nor are they ever really mentioned much, but they keep making them, how is this happening?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      while its not a super popular movie series with lots of fans, it is a big enough name that people still know what planet of the apes is even if they havent seen any of them. That plus they consistently make money, and you can do pretty much whatever you want storywise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Apes series is kinda low-key, but they’re not bad movies. The Rise-Dawn-War trilogy doesn’t have any total flops (even though like

        The first half of War is so fricking good and I can't believe it got made but it declines badly when they reach Woody's base

        said, War gets worse in the second half).

        That might sound kind of unremarkable, but compared to other Sci-Fi IPs, it is pretty refreshing. Star Wars has more shitty than good movies, and Marvel has sucked since endgame. Rise came out in 2011, so it’s not like like the rebooted Apes is all that new. As far as established Sci-Fi IPs go, it’s been more consistent than anything I can think of.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normies watch them. I didn't even know they existed until my cousin mentioned them and how good they were

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was looking it up just a little while ago because the fact that they're doing a fourth movie in this reboot series was baffling to me. But according to wikipedia, it seems like they're genuinely successful films
      >the first reboot film made 5 times its budget back at $482 million
      >the second made $711 million, and then the third made $491 million
      >all three have had strong reviews
      So it's really bizarre that they otherwise haven't had any real cultural impact. I think people are aware of at least aware of it as the other major Andy Serkis mocap role beyond Gollum, but otherwise it just seems like everything about it is incredibly quiet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're 10/10
      The reason Matt Reeves got to do The Batman is because of Dawn/War.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally the last good trilogy Hollywood made.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all the planet of the apes after the original 1968 one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most of them are at least watchable. Id say the only flat out bad planet of the apes movies are Battle for the planet of the apes (the final movie in the OG series) and the tim burton remake (although the makeup/costumes are great)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tim Burton POTA has a better ending than any of the Matt Reeves.

        It's dragged down a lot by Wahlberg and the she-chimp character.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that ending is moronic, it makes zero sense. how did the main bad ape go back in time and remake modern day earth but with apes instead of humans? and everything looks exactly the same too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My headcanon: going back to the anomaly, the astronaut just went forward in time, the same as in the first trip. Then, he arrived in a future where the Apes occupied Washington, making minor changes to the human monuments.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it was a dumb setup to a sequel that was never going to happen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up no one asked the first time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that ending is moronic, it makes zero sense.

            You are moronic for expecting it to make sense.

            It's just a punchy curveball ending.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody liked that ending. youre just doing the subverting expectations thing

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are they ever going to blow up the statue of liberty? that's what I'm waiting for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The director of the new movie mentioned that eventually with these movies the longterm plan is to have them travel to the east coast.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still mogged by Wahlbergkino

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >biblical allegories
    oh so that’s why neckbeard OP likes them and thinks the old ones are reddit. they pander to his christcuck horseshit.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie series like this?
    There aren't anymore. Planet of the Apes was the last good epic trilogy Hollywood will ever produce. Hollywood is dead.

    I look forward to seeing if Matt Reeves can replicate the magic with The Batman's series.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How were the humans in the War era STILL not all immune? Human global civilization by that point was completely defunct, so it stands to reason most people were already infected and had natty immunity.
    I guess if they actually let the script play out organically, the War scenario would be the near the lowest point humanity would fall to, but they needed to link it to the 1960s version where humans have been reduced to feral cattle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the virus evolved

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How were the humans in the War era STILL not all immune
      They were. Colonel Woody Harrelson even has a line in the third movie about every surviving human being a carrier. The virus just evolved because it's an artificial virus and that's the excuse for all that shit to happen. I'm guessing the virus evolves again in the upcoming film because there's a talking human again hundreds of years in the future.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw them because I didn't want to be expected to cheer for humans to be killed by effectively alien species, are they not actually like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the main villain of the second movie is an ape. and most humans in the trilogy are killed by other humans or the man made virus they created. most of the apes are just trying to survive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not for the first two. The third movie is okay, but it is also kind of a dumb holocaust allegory, complete with cartoonishly evil humans. Still, not a terrible movie (very bad ending tho). First two movies are great and not like that at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        War's ending was kino. The hero leads his people to the promised land and succumbs to his wounds, but passes away content that his people will have a future.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's basically moses in the last movie. I do remember for being a summer blockbuster type movie War was very dark, almost R rated violence wise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but it is also kind of a dumb holocaust allegory
        ?
        It's Exodus, moron.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying these are the best ape movies
    No Charlton Heston, no ape kino

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should edit these movies to make the apes look even more like real life (dark eye scleras, ischial callosities, genital swelling in female chimps who are in estrus, erect penises and pilo-erection in male chimps doing dominance displays, white fur tufts on the rumps of juvenile chimps, to just name a few things).

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first one and it was peak slop. I guess the MCU has pushed the standards for blockbusters so low that now anything passes as good. Saddening.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >original film, pro-human against the filthy apes
    >new 2000s dogshit - pro-filthy ape, anto-human propaganda
    anyone who fell for it is a cretin

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking BRAINLET take.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rightfully gets upset when a chimp enters his property with his children.
    >His car gets fricked up by some old dude.
    >Gets his finger gnawed on and beaten by a chimp
    >Some fat guy sneezes on him and contracts super monkey aids.
    Did he deserve it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He basically said the N-word

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only watched the third move because my friend dragged me to see it, and holy shit it was bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit you are gay

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick the ape women from the Burton film

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