Tales of the Unreal 2

Good news IQfy! Tales of the Unreal 2 has been released.
I know you've all been waiting for this.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really; but cool!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Untroon Tales 2 just hecking released OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy!

    What is it?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zulu Alitspa
    Let's hope it's better than Traffic Stop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      &amp editor gave it the green in his Tales 1 review and I agreed with pretty much all of his takes

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a IQfy thing? How do I be a part of this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get in, we’re going places.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we've got another recruit...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek you mean like the five people who purchased last volume?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why make this post without giving us more details about this issue?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you incapable of looking it up on Amazon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot find it on Amazon no matter what type

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I looked in Books, typed in "Tales of the Unreal 2" and it was the third thing down the list. What were you searching for?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm using google thanks for the tip anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but as of now, I am not interested enough to check it out on amazon. If you gave some interesting info here though, maybe I would have considered looking at it on amazon and maybe even bought it. This is shitty marketing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >marketing
          idk if it's marketing at all, the pre-order doesn't even fire until 9/11

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, this was probably intended to be a shitty drama thread.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you aware your web site doesn't work anymore?
    https://unrealpress.com/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guess not, i can't actually read that book. like it would probably just make me get up and

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      can anyone confirm this link won't kill me?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Other than the fact it doesn't work. Here's a picture. It's just wordpress not functioning properly.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm.. Interestingly, there's 63 CVEs that impact Apache-2.4.6 and 31 vulnerabilities that impact OpenSSL-1.0.2k and 1 vulnerability for mod_fcgid-2.3.9
          Now I haven't bothered looking them over, that's just what comes up with my quick checkover. They're probably not that bad. It's a shame that wordpress sucks though. They should seriously consider just using OpenBSD's httpd.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The stories in volume 1 varied from middling to total crap. Is there any improvement in this volume?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      give me a review of tales 1 bro

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sucked ass

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          your soul is dogshit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        &amp Reviews: Tales of the Unreal Vol. №1

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          new Brenda tweets just dropped, very unhinged content this time around

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Link? I don't know who Brenda is.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah. as usual, the fat old uglyass white b***h has gone byebye

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the hell? I suddenly feel the urge to purchase Behead All Satans. What's their deal though?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"their"
            please report to your nearest gender transitioning booth

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't let trannies zog up your brain, "their" has always been acceptable usage in English. Just because the liberal-right, orange Black person worshippers think they're owning the filthy leftist/liberal mongrel because they're reducing their vocabulary doesn't mean I'll be falling in line with them and I'd recommend you the same.

            What the hell? I suddenly feel the urge to purchase Behead All Satans. What's their deal though?

            Followed up after a bit of diving. This b***h is absolutely insane.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They/Them has always been acceptable for unknown parties, such as you see a stooped figure far down the road and say:
            "Who is that? They appear to be walking!"

            However when you see the person and can identify their gender, or hear them called "Brenda" and an "uglyass white b***h" you properly say "she/her". Cope all you want my friend, but (You) have been compromised by the CIA brainmelting specialist spooks that run your favorite hee-hee-haa-haa sitcom show on the youtubes. The sooner you accept this and try to unscramble yourself the better

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >However when you see the person and can identify their gender
            I didn't see any images, nor did I care to look for them. Half of them didn't load on nitter
            >called "Brenda" and an "uglyass white b***h" you properly say "she/her".
            I'm sure you can understand this, I just assume most people are on IQfy are "pro-troon" until they express otherwise.
            >on the youtubes
            I don't use social media, I don't use video sites, and the closest I get to pop culture is this site, Thanksgiving, and when I hear a student begin to prattle on about whatever nonsense is happening in the world of Black persondom.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No need to buy it; you can just download it. https://files.catbox.moe/tssf7s.zip

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's my review: https://warosu.org/lit/thread/22292878#p22294598

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 days of writing
    >1 day of "editing"
    >2 months of bickering
    >1 suicide over font choices (failed murder suicide, That is failed murder but successful suicide. I mean it was meant to be a murder suicide but he failed to do the deed and never planed to follow through with the suicide portion anyways but that last failure after a life of failure was just too much so he decided it was time to succeed for once in his life. Failure is a good motivator.)
    Hope it was worth the wait.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 suicide
      who an hero'd?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nesmers dead baby

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Evidence?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NESMERBROOOOOOOS NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, yes...an excerpt from my single favorite IQfy work of all time.
            The fact that it makes the groundkeeper seethe just adds to the sweetness.
            Read it for free any time you like: https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            UMM BASED DEPARTMENT? YEAH PUT ME ON SPEAKER.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know, right? I bought a paperback copy before the groundskeeper filed a fake DMCA to suppress it.

            The book that buck-broke Gardner

            Indeed. It caused him to resort to lawfare, and revealed him to be the petty, small-minded, mean-spirited, bullying butthole he really is.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, wait, that was the other fake DMCA lawfare move he pulled. (Yeah, he really is that much of an butthole.) Here's the one for Call Of United Airlines.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The book that buck-broke Gardner

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know, right? I bought a paperback copy before the groundskeeper filed a fake DMCA to suppress it.
            [...]
            Indeed. It caused him to resort to lawfare, and revealed him to be the petty, small-minded, mean-spirited, bullying butthole he really is.

            Jesus christ. Parody is protected by fair use. Either get it back on amazon or shut the frick up.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I figured that whoever wrote the thing DMCA'd themselves with a made-up email in an attempt to drum up controversy.

            Holy based
            Is your archive public/ available somewhere for others to download?

            There's an archive at https://www.archive.org/details/weirdtalesmagazine, though anon has a better naming scheme.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lawyers cost money. Gardner's daddy is a lawyer. In the real world, that means Francis Edward can get away with lawfare.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone drop the fricking link

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick do I buy this shit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't waste your money it's garbage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      amazon
      they've got it in kindle/paperback

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This bread was baked by an excited associate of Unreal, however the official release isn’t until Monday. Here is the link:
    https://www.amazon.com/Tales-Unreal-Vol-Miles-MacNaughton-ebook/dp/B0CHFYPDJF

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reading age 11 - 18 years
      It's literally YA…!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's just juvenile. There's a difference.
        Seriously, I hope volume 2 is less crappy than volume 1 was.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird. Amazon doesn’t even ask that when publishing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woolston!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Australians, full of enthusiasm but not much aptitude

  13. 8 months ago
    /unreal/ press

    Hey, thanks for making this thread! Hope everyone enjoys Tales 2. We had a really good set of stories this time around.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your website has been down for weeks. Is there a free epub version this time?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There will be on libgen, just give it a week

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoever is in charge of the unreal amazon account needs to consolidate the
      "Part of: Tales of The Unreal (1 books)" so that book number 1 and 2 are listed together.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm one of the authors this time and and I really want to know what people think of my story.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t read anything from these hacks. They doxxed two &amp contributors and one of their own contributors. They can’t be trusted.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Things (You) must do today:
      kill self

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this true? Why?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        fake concerngay is concerngayging

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the Tales from the Unreal series definitely has a heartbeat
    and i hope you dudes keep it going

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please come back Lemurhomie I miss you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've got something for you.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you guys split the income with the writers? 100 copies is big if those are all paperback, although there are a lot of people to split it between.

    KDP takes 40% plus printing cost, $1.00+$0.012/page, which at 137 pages gives $1.00+$1.644.
    $8.99 x 0.6 - $2.644 = $2.75 per book.

    Okay, that's a lot worse than I thought. If it was just 13 authors splitting $275, that's pretty much $20 each. Better than minimum wage if you can write a few thousand words in an hour.

    I'll guess that whoever edits gets some, and then running costs probably cut this down to more like $10 or $15. Do you guys pay for anything like software? AI generated stuff I'm assuming is pennies, and the defunct domain name which may have been $5 a month, which is a bigger cut than writers if we assume two releases a year.

    Plus how far do you guys go with editing? In accepted pieces, do you just fix minor mistakes, or do you do some back and forth with revisions?

    I know the &amp editor claimed to be "barely profitable", where they're selling relatively expensive print copies. Really I'm assuming that he's ignoring labour costs. He said a flat $50 for accepted submissions to whatever anthology they have in the works, but that doesn't look sustainable for what they do.

    • 8 months ago
      /unreal/ press

      No one is at this stage getting paid, including all editors/ core team, we are either slightly in the red or neutral.
      Even the previous guy who left and still has sole control over the old amazon account spent more of his own money on ads than he made in sales

      The plan is to put all proceeds into ads or to send out review copies to youtubers and stuff like that

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >where the free pdf copies of both Tales of the Unreal issues 1 and 2 will be able to be found shortly now the website is no longer up
    I'd like to get my hands on the pdfs for this to add to my archive, if it's okay (pic related is just my older magazine collection) and so I can check the material out.
    I had originally ignored Tales of the Unreal because I misunderstood what it was intended to be. I'll gladly purchase these though, if the stories don't suck. I'm pretty disappointed with most of the newer books I've read that have come out in the last 25 - 30 years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based
      Is your archive public/ available somewhere for others to download?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have anything set up yet. Although, I'm particularly interested in doing so. Currently every domain and server I have is attached to my name... and a lot of my archival stuff is not something I want associated with me. I especially don't want to deal with DCMAs.
        I can get three torrents running though if you'd like. I just would need to create an account and then I'd post a link to the text files.
        In the mean time
        >Unknown / Unknown Worlds (1939 - 1943)
        This is a complete set: https://gofile.io/d/50M01D
        Unfortunately, this link only lasts for some n amount of time. So, I'm terribly sorry archive-reader that comes across this after that time passes.

        I figured that whoever wrote the thing DMCA'd themselves with a made-up email in an attempt to drum up controversy.

        [...]
        There's an archive at https://www.archive.org/details/weirdtalesmagazine, though anon has a better naming scheme.

        Unfortunately, that's an incomplete set. It took some digging around. They are all available through archive though. Keep in mind that mine is exclusively 1932 - 1954.

    • 8 months ago
      /unreal/ press

      We just got the free PDFs rehosted on our Substack
      https://unrealpress.substack.com/p/tales-of-the-unreal-all-volumes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        PAGE 137! TITLE!

        • 8 months ago
          /unreal/ press

          >now fixed
          What a horrible nightmare!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not your only error, by far. There are typos galore, as well as a plethora of grammar and punctuation errors. At least volume 1 was proofread better than this.
            I've read the first four stories. They all come across as something written by a young teen Goth boy wearing a Poe t-shirt and dark eye makeup. My intention was to write reviews of all the stories, and post them, but I may not...I don't want to just trash them all, but I fear that's where this is going.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no! Bitter anonymous homosexual hates it! However will Unreal recover?!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say I hated it...at most, I was just saying it's not my kind of thing. Yet you jumped to conclusions and considered it an insult. Being insecure and thin-skinned is not a good choice for a creative.

            Should this collection be renamed "Tales of Mall Goth"?

            Nah, the 6th story ("Colder Than Ice") was actually decent. (Is L.A. Labuschagne a.k.a. L.A. Lynch?) Odd that the editors picked this order for the stories.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you just jumped to conclusions!! I wasn’t being presumptuous and disingenuous
            Lol kys man, no one gives a frick, didn’t even write a story it’s just obvious you’re a tremendous homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess the stories of /unreal/'s toxic culture were true. And juvenile, to boot. Thanks to you, I've become more willing to post my unflattering reviews. And BTW, there were /three/ singular/plural errors in the first paragraph of "Saccharine". The proofreader must have been outside taking a whizz.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the stories were true
            LOL. You’re so believable, anon. It’s clear you’re just a Good Samaritan with reasoned critiques and not just a stupid homosexual chasing these guys around. You sure showed them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's more like, I want to be a fan, but they make it impossible.
            So...was "Saccharine" written by F Gardner, or is the concordantly damaged grammar just a coincidence?

          • 8 months ago
            /unreal/ press

            It's more like, I want to be a fan, but they make it impossible.
            So...was "Saccharine" written by F Gardner, or is the concordantly damaged grammar just a coincidence?

            Saccharine deserves some explanation, because it is a weird one and I figured it'd get a reaction like this. I talked with this author about his intent and the many, many grammar choices, and he assured me that they were all intentional. I think he was aiming to create a translation of East-to-West vibe, or create the illusion of a language barrier. I thought it effective and unique, so I allowed it as is without changes.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems borderline racist.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can understand using colloquial language to set the scene and provide some character to the telling, but I feel like that's only accomplished when it's obvious. From reading the first paragraph or two, I don't get the impression that I'm listening to someone's flawed translation, and if that impression holds then every error is going to feel like a clumsy mistake rather than some kind of literary device.

            Jumping ahead, I read some lines at random and immediately came across
            >Pecking and taking apart everyone’s robes apart
            >Close where they to be as near and as amongst the forest’s trees as if mocking the acolyte
            These don't look like someone speaking in their second language, they look like frick ups. I don't mean to dogpile with the other anon, but I figured I should add another voice to the discussion.

            Reading nothing else, you guys did a nice job of making it look professional. Like those short blurbs in the table of contents, those are nice. But glaring editing mistakes are always going to pull people out of the writing, and are a way more important mark of competent work than design is. Even to attract authors, I think if people knew they were going to be provided real help with refining and editing, and knew that the final work would be of a certain degree of quality, they'd contribute more and better work (if someone's work is really good and well-edited, why would they want it alongside stuff that isn't?). Even if none of the writing was special, I think having it be free from errors would be a big step up, as it's hard to appreciate writing littered with typos. Think of "litter" literally: it's like seeing trash in the park or finding a hair in your food. Now imagine finding two hairs after barely looking.

            Last thing: center the owl at the end so his tail is inside the margin instead of being chopped off.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should this collection be renamed "Tales of Mall Goth"?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >by a young teen Goth boy wearing a Poe t-shirt
            Sounds like Adem kek

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The next issue will have more of a science-fiction theme to it, we're calling it the Space Dandy issue
    *puke*

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought a paperback copy!

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good job anons, I appreciate your efforts in bringing us quality works from other anons. Your efforts will be greatky rewarded one day! Keep up the great work and perhaps one day the next great western novel/author will emerge from our board.

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