Tell me a good reason why I shouldn't time-shift back to the nineties right now.
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Tell me a good reason why I shouldn't time-shift back to the nineties right now.
Tell me a good reason why I shouldn't time-shift back to the nineties right now.
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I were there, nothing to see
We'd miss you.
because hang on let me get my hat
okay ready
If it just you go ahead.
Because you can't.
This, also in 20-30 years you'd end up back in 2021 anyway, so what's the point?
So you can buy bitcoins and become rich af.
Don't underestimate the power of psychosis
>Takes someone back 1000 years.
>"Bruh this is just psychosis. This heathen sword stabbing me through the chest is just psychosis. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
If you can do it... Well, farewell lucky soul!
Go do it. Hurry up. About time we actually saw something paranormal on this board.
I have my whole wiener in my hand
finish what you start dont be a timetube zoomer always grabing the dot to the good spots
There is no good reason. Nothing means anything. Do what makes you happy.
Take me with you though, I want to do shenanigans in the past.
Sunset desert is comfier.
I hope you're not planning on doing a nasty in the pasty
acid-washed jeans
Fricking send it bud. There is legitmately no reason not to.
Your daughter will be a teenager in the 00s and will definitely be a single mother with a black child
You have kids?
do you really wanna go back to the era when boy bands ruled the planet?
BUT I CANT FEED ON THE POWERLESS WHEN MY CUP IS ALREADY OVERFILLEEDDD
If you could, you would.
Do you know how it's done?
Unless you were born BEFORE 1985, you wouldn’t last FIVE FRICKING MINUTES in the 90’s.
This wasn’t some Mommy-raised virgin simp paradise, people ate each other Alive and no one was coddled like a little weak b***h homosexual like your zoomer generation.
We got pure Toughlove, the toughest love, you wouldn’t get BACK to TRADITIONALISM, like you think.
The 90’s was a rebellion revolution in response to the highly repressive 80’s, when everyone’s parents from the degenerate 60’s, and coked out, swinger, playboy alpha douchebag 70’s wanted their children to be hindered and return to traditionalism in the 80’s. Which is why the 50’s were so adored in the 80’s. They wanted to force a return to traditionalism and we fricked their shot up.
We made METAL HARDER, gave em gangsta rap, our PUNK was so brutal, they watered it down and made it poppy.
Bullying was t just ALLOWED, it was ENCOURAGED, and you were a pushy b***h gayget if you complained.
And you’d get your ass kicked worse.
And you THINK you can SURVIVE?!?!
NONE OF YOU FRICKING homosexualS WOULD LAST!!!!
And n CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED, Generation-X is fricking this worlds shit up.
We came from a world of winners and losers, where “Frick fair,” is key, and Survival of the fittest is Rule.
We don’t fricking care how bad this world gets because it’s always been this way, we adapt and fricking DOMINATE, because we were given the tools for survival.
You guys are Fricked BEYOND Fricked.
Except for the actual fricking part, you’re all pathetic inept virgins, now.
Good lick with that.
I was born in 1983 and my 90's were pretty chill...lol
PLEASE SHOW 90’s kids the Millennial and Zoomer generation so we abort every single one of you pathetic motherfrickers and skeet you onto the fricking floor where you belonged.
You never actually lived in the 90's, just dreamt it.
Would that mean this world is a simulation?
because its about to get spicy
Because it's impossible lmao
You have been reading too much fiction and it has affected your mind.
I'm looking at it. I see gangs and some shitty stands selling stuff. Looks kind of like an 80s cyberpunk movie without the cyberpunk and without the movie.
(Me)
Yep, I checked it out on Google images. The gold chains on the gangs look right. The stands turned out to be newspaper stands.
Why just go to the 90s?
If this is a device, think bigger fren. You could literally save the world. Or at least a version of it, with this device. :3
Not OP. It's not a device. The only way to get the ability is a private conversation with me.
how tf do i do that pls bro i wanna know how to go to the 90s no irony
>*time shifts back to the 90's*
I don't... feel like the same me anymore.... WHAT DID YOU DO ANON!
>good reason
because it'd be a crime against humanity since all the people that weren't born then would be dead and there would be a lot of pissed off fathers and mothers looking for blood. Plus, time cops.
Please take me with you
sometimes i do that, then i jump between times oh shit. i just remembered. i have that book or page or whatever. why dont i remember exactly what it does. i just remember it's really powerful. nobody must find it. i dont even remember where i put it.
anyway i jump between times if things get too fricked up by doing this mental thing, but you never know what's gonna happen and it fricks up your memory. i dont know how long i have lived anymore, probably hundreds of years because i keep going back or forwards in my lifetime.
Take me with you, please...
timeshifting is hard to do,
>peak gaming
>peak music
>peak cars
>peak aesthetics
>peak movies
>peak anime
>peak food
>peak bosnian genocide
not only you should
you must
Do yourself a favor and catch a ride a little earlier to the underground metal scene of the 80s too. I was there and it was the best. Once you've experienced it the 90s hit so much better.