I've seen a moron shill it on IQfy. (The moron is you, op)
Which means more ressource has been poured into marketing that shit than making it an actually good product.
That's a recipe for disaster.
Why would I get it? It won't do anything useful for 50 years. We don't even have voice activated assistants I consider useful and that's been working and in production for like 15 years at this point. What are the chances I'm going to find interacting with smart devices (which I don't own) by training myself to think really hard in a specific way when the technology to shout the command at it already exists and I don't use that either?
Call me when you see people performing tasks, even just playing pong or whatever, at a higher level than a comparable person just controlling it conventionally. I don't use novelties, at least not on purpose. I'll consider one when it's better than an alternative in something I'd actually use.
I don't need it, I can't even think of a use for it
if I become quadriplegic I'll reconsider, but I'll probably have a lot of other stuff on my mind too
If it doesn't work, it might kill me.
If it works, I will eventually have my thoughts tracked by the botnet and ads streamed directly into my brain.
Sounds lose-lose to me.
> Be me > Musktard > Get in Tesla that takes 40 african children in cobalt mines to hell every 3 miles. > Like Musk's X, resulting in the option for me feed the car $20 for it to start > Auto drives on road, nearly colliding with every object detectable on radar > after shitting myself, end up at Neuralink clinic > Shill nurse sits me in chair > Chinese made robot tears off my skull, and inserts copper wire at the rate of a tattoo gun > "kek I show em musk" > Gay little device implanted on my skull, shittily stitched back on > feel like lobotomite from nv > only option is X on the device > Gives me hyper target ads since it can read my thoughts > Can see it clearer than anything even when trying to sleep > Shittily designed Neuralink gets infected and kills me > Thanks musk
https://www.axios.com/2022/02/17/bionic-eye-recipients-left-in-the-dark-with-obsolete-tech
I look forward to seeing articles about the first people to have obsolete and unsupported hardware in their brains
>install TeslaXE Neuralink chip in my brain >illegally sideloaded ad blocker isn't working since FW25.0.12b was installed through forced auto update >keep getting an overwhelming urge to drink a cool refreshing pepsi for some reason >leave the geofenced zone owned by Pepsi-Hitachi-Exxon inc. to rent a pepsi from the vending machine across the street >get fined 20 mobile dollars for walking instead of using a car >enter the geofenced area owned by Meta-TimeWarner-Monsanto-Bayer and Chase >WARNING YOUR META VERSE SUBSCRIPTION HAS EXPIRED AUTOPAY INITIATED THANK YOU FOR RENEWING YOUR 85 METATOKEN SUBSRIPTION >YOU HAVE ALSO DONATED 35 META TOKENS (MINIMUM CONTRIBUTION AMOUNT) TO OUR GREATEST ALLY ISRAEL AS PER THE META USER AGREEMENT >the overwhelming urge to drink pepsi has now been replaced by an uncontrollable urge to chop my dick off and become vegan >my factory installed Amazon-chase app keeps pushing notifications to my brain to sign up for the Amazon-chase adventure card to purchase more AI generated critical femenist philosophy on audible >the latest AI generated Taylor Swift.ai song keeps playing at maximum neuralvolume on endless repeat because I didn't pay 30 X coins for the 30 minute mute button drop box >YOU ARE RUNNING AN UNVERIFIED APP REMOVING UNAPPROVED SOFTWARE >suddenly my TeslaXE chip starts forcefully removing my adblocker and custom kernel >tfw I had to root my brainchip and unlock my brain bootloader to sideload the adblocker >SOFTWARE REMOVED REBOOTING IN 30 SECONDS >no cancel option, the poweruser expansion pack that would have allowed me to cancel was 3,955.97 X coins >I now have 30 seconds left to live because this reboot will brick my TeslaXE firmware and brain bootloader
I'm not paralyzed, so I don't qualify for the human trials. Once Neuralink passes the human trials and advances to the point where it's no longer considered exclusively a medial device, I might get one. The idea of controlling a device with my mind sounds great to me.
Because I'll get it when I'm 90 or some shit and need a little extra mental oomph or whatever the frick the year 2100 model by then offers.
By then there will be something at least 1000x better my Black person if it follows the Richter scale or whatever they use to measure computer chip advancements.
Current iteration is only an output device, reading neurons and then translating that to outputs for an external device. Musk plans to make an input/output device after this one
Im trans and gay
i dont want that bullshit
It's non free
Because I don't need it? I am not quadriplegic or some shit like that.
im a biobaby forever (interacting with ChatGPT on stimulants is as far as humans should go with regards to biohacking)
I hate israelites
based and correct
>using meme tecnology
Because everyone who accepts the mark of the beast will burn in hell.
revelations c13 v16-18
revelation, SINGULAR, halfwit
i just wont lol sorry just not going to get it haha
Because I have freewill and don't want them uploading gay liberal propaganda into my head.
Because Elon is cringe.
i don't want a remote kill switch
because I just watched this last night, becoming smart makes you unhappy and an butthole, I'll stay moronic thanks
That implant will at the very least give you brain damage, you have nothing to lose
Genetically created smarter people will just suffer here.
I'm not braindamaged
>he wants the talmudic chip implanted
No.
im getting Gabe Newell's instead
I can not independently verify the safety of the source code or ensure the chip isn't backdoored.
I don't want Elon's shit posts getting sent to my brain. Because you just know he'd push for that feature.
Because frick that shit that's why
hmmm...all the elon knob slobbers on this board are avoiding this thread for some reason...weird!
elon is bad but still better than the other corpoisraelites, that's all
I'm not a quadreplegic.
Imagine how your phone gets all shitty and weird and starts to bulge out and get hot all the time after like 5 years.
Now imagine that in your brain.
>imagine
That's illegal, old timer...
All thought must be simulated by your neuralink, it's the law.
Imagine how your tesla breaks down and runs people over deliberately and is a death trap.
I don't have to tell you shit, Black person. I just won't, m'kay?
>the holes in those egyptian skulls were implants
If I think Black person at work I don’t want it to be typed in the group chat
I don't want to lose the ability to have a CAT scan.
I've seen a moron shill it on IQfy. (The moron is you, op)
Which means more ressource has been poured into marketing that shit than making it an actually good product.
That's a recipe for disaster.
Why would they shill a non-commercial product, and on IQfy of all places?
I hate the antichrist
Why would I get it? It won't do anything useful for 50 years. We don't even have voice activated assistants I consider useful and that's been working and in production for like 15 years at this point. What are the chances I'm going to find interacting with smart devices (which I don't own) by training myself to think really hard in a specific way when the technology to shout the command at it already exists and I don't use that either?
Call me when you see people performing tasks, even just playing pong or whatever, at a higher level than a comparable person just controlling it conventionally. I don't use novelties, at least not on purpose. I'll consider one when it's better than an alternative in something I'd actually use.
First gen won't be mature.
And when it is mature some other tech company will be better than neural link.
I'm broke.
satanism shills on IQfy who'd have thunk
Elon will send you stale twitter memes every hour and the chip will electroshock you if you don't laugh at them
It would report me to the police for illegal thoughts
stop trying to bring back trepanning
If Elon gets it implanted, I won't get it, if Elon doesn't get it implanted, neither am I
I am a luddite.
I just don't want a knife, needle or drill in my brain unless medically necessary.
I don't need it, I can't even think of a use for it
if I become quadriplegic I'll reconsider, but I'll probably have a lot of other stuff on my mind too
i dont want a billionaire anywhere near my brain, especially elon. he can barely get his shitty cars to work.
His rockets work like a charm, though.
Those lil homies even land back on their feet when they return.
Out of the 4 monkeys that survived the operation, at least 90% have died.
So, 3.6 monkeys?
The S in IoT stands for security
1) NEET budget
2) unknown capability
3) unknown reliability
4) unknown timeline
I'll wait until its out to make decision
Literal proprietary software into your brain.
Of anything, this would be the only thing I would properly check every single line of source.
If it doesn't work, it might kill me.
If it works, I will eventually have my thoughts tracked by the botnet and ads streamed directly into my brain.
Sounds lose-lose to me.
> Be me
> Musktard
> Get in Tesla that takes 40 african children in cobalt mines to hell every 3 miles.
> Like Musk's X, resulting in the option for me feed the car $20 for it to start
> Auto drives on road, nearly colliding with every object detectable on radar
> after shitting myself, end up at Neuralink clinic
> Shill nurse sits me in chair
> Chinese made robot tears off my skull, and inserts copper wire at the rate of a tattoo gun
> "kek I show em musk"
> Gay little device implanted on my skull, shittily stitched back on
> feel like lobotomite from nv
> only option is X on the device
> Gives me hyper target ads since it can read my thoughts
> Can see it clearer than anything even when trying to sleep
> Shittily designed Neuralink gets infected and kills me
> Thanks musk
https://www.axios.com/2022/02/17/bionic-eye-recipients-left-in-the-dark-with-obsolete-tech
I look forward to seeing articles about the first people to have obsolete and unsupported hardware in their brains
AR glasses and a wrist band is all I need.
I do not wish to become a Borg.
>install TeslaXE Neuralink chip in my brain
>illegally sideloaded ad blocker isn't working since FW25.0.12b was installed through forced auto update
>keep getting an overwhelming urge to drink a cool refreshing pepsi for some reason
>leave the geofenced zone owned by Pepsi-Hitachi-Exxon inc. to rent a pepsi from the vending machine across the street
>get fined 20 mobile dollars for walking instead of using a car
>enter the geofenced area owned by Meta-TimeWarner-Monsanto-Bayer and Chase
>WARNING YOUR META VERSE SUBSCRIPTION HAS EXPIRED AUTOPAY INITIATED THANK YOU FOR RENEWING YOUR 85 METATOKEN SUBSRIPTION
>YOU HAVE ALSO DONATED 35 META TOKENS (MINIMUM CONTRIBUTION AMOUNT) TO OUR GREATEST ALLY ISRAEL AS PER THE META USER AGREEMENT
>the overwhelming urge to drink pepsi has now been replaced by an uncontrollable urge to chop my dick off and become vegan
>my factory installed Amazon-chase app keeps pushing notifications to my brain to sign up for the Amazon-chase adventure card to purchase more AI generated critical femenist philosophy on audible
>the latest AI generated Taylor Swift.ai song keeps playing at maximum neuralvolume on endless repeat because I didn't pay 30 X coins for the 30 minute mute button drop box
>YOU ARE RUNNING AN UNVERIFIED APP REMOVING UNAPPROVED SOFTWARE
>suddenly my TeslaXE chip starts forcefully removing my adblocker and custom kernel
>tfw I had to root my brainchip and unlock my brain bootloader to sideload the adblocker
>SOFTWARE REMOVED REBOOTING IN 30 SECONDS
>no cancel option, the poweruser expansion pack that would have allowed me to cancel was 3,955.97 X coins
>I now have 30 seconds left to live because this reboot will brick my TeslaXE firmware and brain bootloader
But I will get it
I'm not paralyzed, so I don't qualify for the human trials. Once Neuralink passes the human trials and advances to the point where it's no longer considered exclusively a medial device, I might get one. The idea of controlling a device with my mind sounds great to me.
Because I'll get it when I'm 90 or some shit and need a little extra mental oomph or whatever the frick the year 2100 model by then offers.
By then there will be something at least 1000x better my Black person if it follows the Richter scale or whatever they use to measure computer chip advancements.
you'll get it? lmfao the absolute state of irl NPCs
ADs being beamed into my brain frick that shit.
You ain't connecting me to no Black folk, son
I like to go swimming.
Current iteration is only an output device, reading neurons and then translating that to outputs for an external device. Musk plans to make an input/output device after this one
I will get the chip
I will get the non-mechanical reproduction simulation
backdoors many, how?
Not needed for half the work force they are using to gain capital for themselves.
Elon and the capitalists trying to take off on selfish tour with themselves.
Killed lotsa monkeys. I hate monkeys, but torturing things is not nice and I am not going to endorse that. Also don't be stupid.