Tell me one good reason u wont get it

Tell me one good reason u wont get it

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im trans and gay

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont want that bullshit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's non free

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't need it? I am not quadriplegic or some shit like that.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im a biobaby forever (interacting with ChatGPT on stimulants is as far as humans should go with regards to biohacking)

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate israelites

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and correct

      https://i.imgur.com/qPagKdH.jpeg

      Tell me one good reason u wont get it

      >using meme tecnology

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because everyone who accepts the mark of the beast will burn in hell.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    revelations c13 v16-18

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      revelation, SINGULAR, halfwit

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just wont lol sorry just not going to get it haha

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I have freewill and don't want them uploading gay liberal propaganda into my head.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Elon is cringe.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't want a remote kill switch

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because I just watched this last night, becoming smart makes you unhappy and an butthole, I'll stay moronic thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That implant will at the very least give you brain damage, you have nothing to lose

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genetically created smarter people will just suffer here.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not braindamaged

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he wants the talmudic chip implanted
    No.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im getting Gabe Newell's instead

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can not independently verify the safety of the source code or ensure the chip isn't backdoored.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want Elon's shit posts getting sent to my brain. Because you just know he'd push for that feature.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because frick that shit that's why

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm...all the elon knob slobbers on this board are avoiding this thread for some reason...weird!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elon is bad but still better than the other corpoisraelites, that's all

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a quadreplegic.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how your phone gets all shitty and weird and starts to bulge out and get hot all the time after like 5 years.

    Now imagine that in your brain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine
      That's illegal, old timer...
      All thought must be simulated by your neuralink, it's the law.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how your tesla breaks down and runs people over deliberately and is a death trap.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have to tell you shit, Black person. I just won't, m'kay?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the holes in those egyptian skulls were implants

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I think Black person at work I don’t want it to be typed in the group chat

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to lose the ability to have a CAT scan.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a moron shill it on IQfy. (The moron is you, op)
    Which means more ressource has been poured into marketing that shit than making it an actually good product.
    That's a recipe for disaster.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they shill a non-commercial product, and on IQfy of all places?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the antichrist

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I get it? It won't do anything useful for 50 years. We don't even have voice activated assistants I consider useful and that's been working and in production for like 15 years at this point. What are the chances I'm going to find interacting with smart devices (which I don't own) by training myself to think really hard in a specific way when the technology to shout the command at it already exists and I don't use that either?
    Call me when you see people performing tasks, even just playing pong or whatever, at a higher level than a comparable person just controlling it conventionally. I don't use novelties, at least not on purpose. I'll consider one when it's better than an alternative in something I'd actually use.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First gen won't be mature.
    And when it is mature some other tech company will be better than neural link.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm broke.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    satanism shills on IQfy who'd have thunk

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elon will send you stale twitter memes every hour and the chip will electroshock you if you don't laugh at them

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would report me to the police for illegal thoughts

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop trying to bring back trepanning

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Elon gets it implanted, I won't get it, if Elon doesn't get it implanted, neither am I

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a luddite.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't want a knife, needle or drill in my brain unless medically necessary.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need it, I can't even think of a use for it
    if I become quadriplegic I'll reconsider, but I'll probably have a lot of other stuff on my mind too

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont want a billionaire anywhere near my brain, especially elon. he can barely get his shitty cars to work.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His rockets work like a charm, though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those lil homies even land back on their feet when they return.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of the 4 monkeys that survived the operation, at least 90% have died.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So, 3.6 monkeys?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The S in IoT stands for security

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1) NEET budget
    2) unknown capability
    3) unknown reliability
    4) unknown timeline

    I'll wait until its out to make decision

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literal proprietary software into your brain.
    Of anything, this would be the only thing I would properly check every single line of source.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it doesn't work, it might kill me.
    If it works, I will eventually have my thoughts tracked by the botnet and ads streamed directly into my brain.
    Sounds lose-lose to me.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Be me
    > Musktard
    > Get in Tesla that takes 40 african children in cobalt mines to hell every 3 miles.
    > Like Musk's X, resulting in the option for me feed the car $20 for it to start
    > Auto drives on road, nearly colliding with every object detectable on radar
    > after shitting myself, end up at Neuralink clinic
    > Shill nurse sits me in chair
    > Chinese made robot tears off my skull, and inserts copper wire at the rate of a tattoo gun
    > "kek I show em musk"
    > Gay little device implanted on my skull, shittily stitched back on
    > feel like lobotomite from nv
    > only option is X on the device
    > Gives me hyper target ads since it can read my thoughts
    > Can see it clearer than anything even when trying to sleep
    > Shittily designed Neuralink gets infected and kills me
    > Thanks musk

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.axios.com/2022/02/17/bionic-eye-recipients-left-in-the-dark-with-obsolete-tech
    I look forward to seeing articles about the first people to have obsolete and unsupported hardware in their brains

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AR glasses and a wrist band is all I need.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not wish to become a Borg.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >install TeslaXE Neuralink chip in my brain
    >illegally sideloaded ad blocker isn't working since FW25.0.12b was installed through forced auto update
    >keep getting an overwhelming urge to drink a cool refreshing pepsi for some reason
    >leave the geofenced zone owned by Pepsi-Hitachi-Exxon inc. to rent a pepsi from the vending machine across the street
    >get fined 20 mobile dollars for walking instead of using a car
    >enter the geofenced area owned by Meta-TimeWarner-Monsanto-Bayer and Chase
    >WARNING YOUR META VERSE SUBSCRIPTION HAS EXPIRED AUTOPAY INITIATED THANK YOU FOR RENEWING YOUR 85 METATOKEN SUBSRIPTION
    >YOU HAVE ALSO DONATED 35 META TOKENS (MINIMUM CONTRIBUTION AMOUNT) TO OUR GREATEST ALLY ISRAEL AS PER THE META USER AGREEMENT
    >the overwhelming urge to drink pepsi has now been replaced by an uncontrollable urge to chop my dick off and become vegan
    >my factory installed Amazon-chase app keeps pushing notifications to my brain to sign up for the Amazon-chase adventure card to purchase more AI generated critical femenist philosophy on audible
    >the latest AI generated Taylor Swift.ai song keeps playing at maximum neuralvolume on endless repeat because I didn't pay 30 X coins for the 30 minute mute button drop box
    >YOU ARE RUNNING AN UNVERIFIED APP REMOVING UNAPPROVED SOFTWARE
    >suddenly my TeslaXE chip starts forcefully removing my adblocker and custom kernel
    >tfw I had to root my brainchip and unlock my brain bootloader to sideload the adblocker
    >SOFTWARE REMOVED REBOOTING IN 30 SECONDS
    >no cancel option, the poweruser expansion pack that would have allowed me to cancel was 3,955.97 X coins
    >I now have 30 seconds left to live because this reboot will brick my TeslaXE firmware and brain bootloader

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I will get it

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not paralyzed, so I don't qualify for the human trials. Once Neuralink passes the human trials and advances to the point where it's no longer considered exclusively a medial device, I might get one. The idea of controlling a device with my mind sounds great to me.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'll get it when I'm 90 or some shit and need a little extra mental oomph or whatever the frick the year 2100 model by then offers.

    By then there will be something at least 1000x better my Black person if it follows the Richter scale or whatever they use to measure computer chip advancements.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'll get it? lmfao the absolute state of irl NPCs

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ADs being beamed into my brain frick that shit.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ain't connecting me to no Black folk, son

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to go swimming.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Current iteration is only an output device, reading neurons and then translating that to outputs for an external device. Musk plans to make an input/output device after this one

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will get the chip
    I will get the non-mechanical reproduction simulation

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    backdoors many, how?

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not needed for half the work force they are using to gain capital for themselves.

    Elon and the capitalists trying to take off on selfish tour with themselves.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Killed lotsa monkeys. I hate monkeys, but torturing things is not nice and I am not going to endorse that. Also don't be stupid.

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