tfw Elon is now emailing customers to support Starlink against the evil Dish.

tfw Elon is now emailing customers to support Starlink against the evil Dish.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh no
    anyway

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I supposed to care that Elon failed to hire sufficient lobbyists? He's the richest man ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why am I supposed to care that I live in a country where laws are written by the highest bidder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what is every country ever
        >inb4 not muh party, not muh system

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the rest of the email
    it's like those emails you get from political parties

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sattelite internet literally unusable. News at 11

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unusable
      I'm calling you a homosexual with it right now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No you're not

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes I am

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No you're not

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes he is

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He is and I think he could probably subdue you, rape you and sexually humiliate you in a moment given the chance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd like to see him try

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            UwU

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > dish clearly has a legitimate claim to bandwidth (or starlink would easily outlobby them)
    > starlink will need to negotiate a contract with dish (oh no, it's so unfair)
    > cries to customers about imminent service interruptions (read: class action lawsuit)
    > will end up negotiating with dish anyways when they're done throwing a tantrum

    this is easily the least important thing happening right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have no clue how fricking stupid government employees are and how crooked lobbying is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes i do. you, however, can't read between the lines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dish clearly has a legitimate claim to bandwidth
      For satellite use only

      Dish leased out the spectrum 10 years ago for use for their satellite.
      They didn't do anything with it.
      Starlink came and used the spectrum.
      Dish now wants to use the spectrum into a 5G cell tower network to blanket the city

      The switch and bait never works for FCC. I think another company tried the same trick before and FCC struck them down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The switch and bait never works for FCC
        It'll work for this FCC who's always had a vendetta against starlink

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you weren't using it, so I felt free to steal it
        genius logic my man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, the spectrum is for all satellite usage. Dish wants to convert that into 5G/Satellite usage.

          You're confused. Dish does not own the spectrum, they have a right to use it, like all other sat users do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gotta that that "I hate rich man" goggles off for a second

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't hate the rich you're either one of them or you're clueless. And I know it's not the first one

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >muh clueless
            You're being led around by the noose by your master. Check your leash. Look back and double check who holds your leash first.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >no u
            Good one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, more like they committed fraud by getting a permissive license for x and then trying to use it for b

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >(or starlink would easily outlobby them)
      Why give ammunition to detractors by doing this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Starlink has no lobbyist except customer base. All the liberals has a hate boner for Musk because he's rich.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Starlink has no lobbyis
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine not knowing all of Musk's companies spend millions lobbying the US congress rofl

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao
          murican conservatives are just as dumb and delusional as liberals sometimes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh, SpaceX and Tesla are literally built on Lobbying
          Space Contracts (replace NASA) and Green Energy Subsidies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Space Contracts (replace NASA)
            I love how this is supposed to be a gotcha against SpaceX

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not about to suck Elon's spergy little willie, but satellite TV is a total waste of resources. Broadcast TV is for morons, and satellite is the worst technology to deliver it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes there's no infrastructure available for anything better so satellite makes sense in that case. I couldn't imagine paying for TV in any case though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isnt' about sat TV. Dish wants to use their satellite bands for 5G network.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love how this board will take the side of other shitty big companies just to spite elon

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he still b***hing about Twitter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Last I heard, MSNBC/CNN was crying about Musk or his company few minutes ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure that's what Elon does in his spare time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wifi stinks, I have synesthesia

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo please be mad about some other company tryina make a monopoly instead of us
    LOL

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are frequency bands assigned in America?
    In my country the government rents them to the highest bidder for a limited timespan (say, 20 years or so).

    How is this even a political issue?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How is this even a political issue?
      Everything is a political issue now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I almost forgot I can't even pick an npm package without supporting some political ideology aver some other ideology.
        Modern society sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bands are shared for Sat usage. Its a political usage because Elon is a rich man and rich man bad. Elon owns Starlink, therefore Starlink bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bands are shared for Sat usage.
        Is that because you have to aim a satellite dish so they can use the same frequencies multiple times?
        What if competing satellites cross each other in the sky (assuming non-geostationary)?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is that because you have to aim a satellite dish so they can use the same frequencies multiple times?
          No, you have to adjust the direction for a classical satellite dish because you are only connecting with that one satellite and the antenna needs gain to get a strong enough signal. Gain is achieved by making the antenna directional, in case of satellite dishes the actual antenna is situated at the middle at a precise location where the reflections of the dish constructively interfere. If you slightly misdirect the dish it no longer "bundles" the reflected signal at the location of the antenna, so you get a shit signal.
          Starlink dishes are also directional, but they use a phased antenna array instead which requires far more delicate hardware and precise calculations, but allows the antenna to constantly change the direction it is sending and receiving data from which is required for a non-geostationary constallation like starlink.
          >What if competing satellites cross each other in the sky (assuming non-geostationary)?
          Well they shouldn't be in the same altitude so they don't usually collide, and if it were to happen they usually know about each other and evade in time. In terms of frequency, every signal send is in a certain frequency band and only has very limited influence on other frequencies. Same way multiple mobile ISPs can provide 4g simultaneously without problems.
          It's only problematic if the same frequency bands are used, which is what Elon is so riled up about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How is this even a political issue?
      Because companies will buy spectrum, never use it, then try to lay claim to it when someone else makes better use.

      The issue becomes political because bigger companies are using government power to keep out smaller companies from the market place.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then starlink should have done something through political channels and not just use freqs they weren't entitled to?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because the politics are stacked against them.
          Starlink directly rivials "old telecommunications" which all have cronies in the FCC.
          Dish is a part of old telco.

          Starlink can be fricked no matter what they do, in this instance it's better to just take the spectrum and then it would be upon Dish to try to prove their business is harmed by Starlink using Dish's spectrum.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White Pride Worldwide

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's a Dish?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read, frick Dish Network.
    >b-b-but th-
    I do not care in any way, shape or form. Anything that fricks Dish Network is something to be celebrated.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason I know Dish exists is because of that stupid commercial where the cowboys' hats grow each time until they're comically huge.

    They made a hillarious commercial, so I like them !

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that means no more internet for americas because some rich israelites are bribing (lobbying) their governing agencies again?
    good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cute duck

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that elon musk is a glowBlack person

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jews israeliteing israelites
    So tiresome

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all the sexism and racism in this thread
    we really need to shut this place down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or you could leave and go back to your preferred hugbox

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK YOU Black person israelite
        FRICKING WOMEN b***h
        I WILL FRICKING RAPE YOU STUPID c**t
        I WAS FRICKING JOKING
        ;-;

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I see. Welcome back then anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that fricking post is so fricking cringe, why do you have the need to make him feel validated its like you guys are egotistically jacking each other off get a room you homosexuals

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            didn't ask

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up, homosexual

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