>tfw no?

>tfw no IQfy gf

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >she

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a hole is a hole

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    feelsbadman

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your IQfy bf send you a video of him cumming wth sound on

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no any kind of gf

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you lot would probably find a way to prove that's she's not really a true IQfy connoisseur anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IQfy would convince themselves it must be a man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the flower we didn't deserve

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where is she now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          got her throat slit by one of her orbiters because she kissed some guy in front of him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wait fr?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes
            t. the one who got kissed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no he's moronic that was Bianca Devins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IQfy would convince themselves it must be a man

      it is mental illness

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw not even sure if I care about gf anymore
    it's cope isn't it?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just go play vrchat if you want some insane bpd hoe

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay stock image like that chick holding a soldering iron on the metal part

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my aspie girlfriend dodges my calls/texts to play modded minecraft

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’s fricking Chad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women who can compute don't exist buddy.

      >my aspie girlfriend
      That's a bloke in a dress, son

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She can smell horrible for all I care, I barely have a sense of smell these days

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i watched an episode of House MD and they said cadmium in weed can trigger a loss of smell

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All women are disease ridden bawds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. disease-ridden bawd (with no success because permavirgin)

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no IQfyf

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyday it gets a little harder and the pain gets stronger, i think my body will just stop working at 40 if i havent found a gf KEK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not wanting to transcend into wizardhood
      let go your lust for 3D, embrace the glory of 2D

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where is her starbucks pumpkin spice latte?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I meet in the Math Faculty and now in the IT degree some biological women that are interesting on the IT shit and on programming but most of them are very at the surface level i meet one actual troony and she was on gentoo and very good at everything

    btw i prefer the artprostitutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > I prefer artprostitutes
      So true anon,

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My cousin went to UCB for CS. She's profoundly mentally ill and unable to interact with people anymore. due to COVID germaphobia. She does a purely remote SWE job and can never get a big tech job with the potential for RTO.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow sounds just like me. Except i was born with a penis

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I work in tech and frick non-tech women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that is undoubtedly best

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a slampig but I would never consider seriously being in a relationship with someone overweight who doesn't care about their health. Sad, because she's a nice person and used to be thin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based, my hogger lives 6 houses down. she has her own house and makes $160k a year (and she actually earned her stuff, shes never been married or divorced raped some guy for her house)
      shes a bit of a b***h tho but the pussy is good, used to be thin but now just too damn fat to be seen in public with lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based, my hogger lives 6 houses down. she has her own house and makes $160k a year (and she actually earned her stuff, shes never been married or divorced raped some guy for her house)
      shes a bit of a b***h tho but the pussy is good, used to be thin but now just too damn fat to be seen in public with lmao

      what counts as fat for you guys? Can you post the approximate body shape?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        like medically obese
        i dont expect all women to be 5'5 and 98lbs, but im mid 30's and 80% women my age is obese and the 20% slim/fit are fricking gym thot b***hes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And when you cut out the women who have kids it's basically 0%. Normal age gap, healthy weight, no kids--there's nothing out there when you're in your 30s unless you're a millionaire. For normal dudes even if you're comfortable and secure there's nothing. It's over for us. But I can still put loads into 24 year old fatties for a bit longer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its only over for us 30+ in a western country but mainly usa. theres plenty of 30+ women who arent slampigs, problem is they're in asia or eastern europe. good luck finding one that doesnt have kids tho

            I dated a 34 year old slim woman last year and she was insufferable even by white american standards. her whole personality resolved around her not being obese and how much money she made and vacations/places shes lived/been to. congratulations you did some travel nursing and get wine drunk 4 days a week and post pictures of your pets on instagram like their actual children. I made more money than her without a college degree and it really pissed her off lol, she was a physical therapist and im just a railroad electrician
            tl;dr
            fricking women, I borderline hate them. unfortunately im not gay so ive got no other option. Id rather marry a man than these clapped out prostitutes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            also I say this as a 6'1 160lb mid 30 guy. some people are fat and some are thin and thats just how the body works, its all about genetics. but being a tall slim guy with a 200lb+ hamplanet woman in public just screams low self esteem and self worth
            im not trying to hate the shit hand you got dealt, its sometimes genetics but its mostly all diet. I dont eat candy or drink soda, like at all. I havent drank sugar goyslop since 2012 but even now Im getting skinny fat because the body just gives up past 33, im at my half life and I feel it

            you overweight kings out there, just try a better diet and when these women fatten up at the 28+ range and ready to "settle down" you'll find your person if she wasnt a fricking prostitute

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every girl studying/working I know sucks so bad, they're only "good" at writing stylesheets.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cd
    >cd ..
    >cd .
    >ls
    >cd ..
    >:)

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better to have a girl with different interests than yours. Leave a healthy separation between life and work

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >IQfyf
    She has a dick 100%

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