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2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous im speechless have a you https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous ars technica is run by the same globohomosexual corporation as reddit, Condé-Nast
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous >article screenshot with no link kys thank you The Musk simping in the comments is worse than in orange redddit moron
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous This is what happens when you don't conduct the animal testing using extreme monkeys that are into motorsports and bungee jumping
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous Can I kill a chipped person with strong enough magnet? Or maybe with EMP?
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous you made me think of it its wires, right? so an oscilating magnetic field like radio is gonna induce electricity in it, right? lol. lmao even
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous it would just malfunction, you monster Come to think of it, idk how deep they're embedded but an MRI would probably rip it out of their head at like Mach 1.3
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous terrifying, brains are structurally jack shit they can't be ferromagnetic surely hell they are probably made of straight gold, I think die bonding wires were back in the day so it is realistically possible the rest of it, the circuitry however could be worrying
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous >they can't be ferromagnetic surely Assumptions are vulnerabilities, anon, and this dude is actually pretty moronic.
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous Sure, but any disruption of the normal function of the brain makes it kill itself, e.g. CTE
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous i can't believe somebody saw musk and said "yeah i want this guy to put wires into m< brain"
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous When you are paralysed from neck down and blind you might as well. Not meant for healthy people.
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous do you think they'll try to fix it for him or would they fix the product and find another volunteer to experiment on
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous >thanks for alpha testing At least it was just 1 person rather than 2 billions.
im speechless
have a you
https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/
The Musk simping in the comments is worse than in orange redddit
>normalspace
>heavily moderated on top of that
what else to expect?
ars technica is run by the same globohomosexual corporation as reddit, Condé-Nast
>article screenshot with no link
kys
thank you
moron
t; musk simp
calm down troony stop seething about products you will never use
This is what happens when you don't conduct the animal testing using extreme monkeys that are into motorsports and bungee jumping
looks like the issue has already been resolved
Next up, fully automated self driving!
Can I kill a chipped person with strong enough magnet? Or maybe with EMP?
you made me think of it
its wires, right?
so an oscilating magnetic field like radio is gonna induce electricity in it, right?
lol. lmao even
it would just malfunction, you monster
which could kill someone depending on how it malfunctions no?
Come to think of it, idk how deep they're embedded but an MRI would probably rip it out of their head at like Mach 1.3
terrifying, brains are structurally jack shit
they can't be ferromagnetic surely
hell they are probably made of straight gold, I think die bonding wires were back in the day so it is realistically possible
the rest of it, the circuitry however could be worrying
>they can't be ferromagnetic surely
Assumptions are vulnerabilities, anon, and this dude is actually pretty moronic.
brain can't feel pain so can fry it as much as you want
Sure, but any disruption of the normal function of the brain makes it kill itself, e.g. CTE
Electronics frying inside your brain is likely not very healthy.
>brain can't feel pain
tell that to my migraines
Tinfoil hat protection
The guy has been using a 5g phone.
i can't believe somebody saw musk and said "yeah i want this guy to put wires into m< brain"
When you are paralysed from neck down and blind you might as well.
Not meant for healthy people.
do you think they'll try to fix it for him or would they fix the product and find another volunteer to experiment on
>thanks for alpha testing
At least it was just 1 person rather than 2 billions.
Trumpvax is safe