Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deniest me is;
It sucked me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be;
Thou know’st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead,
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pampered swells with one blood made of two,
And this, alas, is more than we would do.
Oh stay, three lives in one flea spare,
Where we almost, nay more than married are.
This flea is you and I, and this
Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is;
Though parents grudge, and you, w'are met,
And cloistered in these living walls of jet.
Though use make you apt to kill me,
Let not to that, self-murder added be,
And sacrilege, three sins in killing three.
Cruel and sudden, hast thou since
Purpled thy nail, in blood of innocence?
Wherein could this flea guilty be,
Except in that drop which it sucked from thee?
Yet thou triumph’st, and say'st that thou
Find’st not thy self, nor me the weaker now;
’Tis true; then learn how false, fears be:
Just so much honor, when thou yield’st to me,
Will waste, as this flea’s death took life from thee.
I'd give up all I own to have her shit on my face, smear it all over, force the feces into my eyes and down my throat
I’d pay top dollar just to smell her ass crack after she’s done working out. Imagine the smell.
Is this a meme or do some people sincerely wish for this?
Yes, scatophilia is very real, althought that post is probably joking about the forcing feces into his eyes bit.
I'd only go so far as having her sit on my face and subject me to brap torture.
>thou deniest me
incel moment
ywnbaw
thank Christ for that
She looks like she's a right-winger
those fleas are violent
there is a book titled - war of the flea
http://www.google.com/search?q=war+of+the+flea
I want to look like this
Spread your DNA around, freeze some, put in airlock bags, etc. And hope that in thousands of years in the future someone will find your DNA, the technology can revive you from it, but either they accidentally gave you her body but with your brain or they're willing to re-edit your DNA to give you her body.
Wrong, chant Buddhist mantras for a better rebirth.
How do you get an ass that big anyway asking for a friend haha
It's a heavily manipulated image, these proportions do not exist in the real world (IRL, as we used to call it in the aughts). I'm not sure why this uncanny valley bullshit is even considered attractive, if one doesn't prefer 2d women shouldn't they prefer a true natural woman whose physical imperfections are made irrelevant by her natural beauty?
> I'm not sure why this uncanny valley bullshit is even considered attractive, if one doesn't prefer 2d women shouldn't they prefer a true natural woman whose physical imperfections are made irrelevant by her natural beauty?
We're trying to make 2D real
These proportions do exist, actually.
Too trained ass doesn't look good. It's like soap boxes stuffed in the pants. More rectangular than round.
ywnbaw
I don't wanna be a woman I just want to look like a woman (that looks like this
)
Gay
Are you a homosexual troony?
You want to frick straight men?
Not a troony (okay maybe a little bit)
Yes
Now answer, how can I get this ass?
HRT + butt implants + squatting
If HRT gave you a body like that I'd hop on to it immediately but I somehow doubt it
Hop on it, get implants and squat to get that juicy ass that will drive the boys crazy anon 🙂
I-I will consider it...
Become who you want to be
Be the REAL you anon 😉
God.... That's nice.... I really wish I had a sexy feminine body...
>do nofap for like 2 days
>troony tendencies flood back in immediately and with a vengeance
Why am I like this frick frick frick frick
Love and romance awaits, but only if you're brave enough to take that first leap.
Everyone needs a little help, what's wrong with using a little HRT and implants to achieve your dreams?
Your significant other is out there just waiting to meet you anon, don't let them down.
I'm sure you'll make some lucky guy very happy some day anon, but you have to take that first step towards the new you
🙂
be short and stumpy and make sure all of your photos are cropped well above the knee
I wanna clamp down on those cheeks like a pitbull on a toddler
What a load of wank.
Superb rear view
frick i am on nofap , you morons use this lust provoking image even on IQfy . the urges have found their way again thanks to you op.
Just imagine anon, these yogathots arw definitely getting railed by roidmonkeys in the locker rooms when the staff aren't looking
we seem to have strayed from the subject of poetry