The Flea by John Donne

Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deniest me is;
It sucked me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be;
Thou know’st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead,
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pampered swells with one blood made of two,
And this, alas, is more than we would do.

Oh stay, three lives in one flea spare,
Where we almost, nay more than married are.
This flea is you and I, and this
Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is;
Though parents grudge, and you, w'are met,
And cloistered in these living walls of jet.
Though use make you apt to kill me,
Let not to that, self-murder added be,
And sacrilege, three sins in killing three.

Cruel and sudden, hast thou since
Purpled thy nail, in blood of innocence?
Wherein could this flea guilty be,
Except in that drop which it sucked from thee?
Yet thou triumph’st, and say'st that thou
Find’st not thy self, nor me the weaker now;
’Tis true; then learn how false, fears be:
Just so much honor, when thou yield’st to me,
Will waste, as this flea’s death took life from thee.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really do hope that that’s a man. Also: lewd!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I really do hope that that’s a man
      why?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Porn addiction

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Our Lord is all genders at once, neither man nor woman but both bride and groom. That's why you want to eat his semen like the flea does.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its ai genned moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it is ai generated then why doesn't it have a penis? Why would ai create inferior pornography? Game, set and match.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That explains the uncanny valley. To put at another way: my penis somehow knows, and this ostensibly lascivious specimen failed to call it to attention. Had the specimen in question, in fact, proven to be masculine masquerading as feminine, I would have no cause to doubt my raging heterosexuality. AI generated is close enough. Phew, that was close

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it isn't. i dunno why her right arm is so fricked up but this b***h is real, use reverse search

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godforsaken homosexuals everywhere. Get aids and die.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        harsh... but also fair

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        harsh... but also fair

        Am I to understand that your respective penises are unable to innately differentiate between the real and the unreal? The true and the false? The male and the ersatz female? Sad

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most insane rizz ever?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the right side of her face is dramatically more attractive than the left side

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked your byron threads

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      O.O

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    based

    [...]

    (You) are gay and cringe. Did you got molested as a youth?

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