The French language makes computing more pleasant.

The French language makes computing more pleasant.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they all Black folk now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In certain parts of big cities, yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, turns out colonialism has consequences

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >colonialism
        how come sweden has the same problem then?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sweden had African colonies.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a handful of irrelevant colonies that disappeared in a few years and didn't affect anyone
            Drooling moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      voodoo like haiti soon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only a tiny minority (which is already responsible for the majority of crimes).

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good for you, but I'm not homosexual.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does coding work in other languages? "include le <stdio.h>?" How do the Japanese code?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm always surprised at how bad the Windows localisation is, at least for japanese.
      It's not baaad but you'd think Microsoft would have flawless translations

      In English

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      インクルード・座「スタジオどっと平地」

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do the Japanese code?
      They can't read the docs for popular libraries so a lot of companies end up reinventing the wheel for everything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just described the whole three years I worked for a Japanese software company.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do the Japanese code
      they get scammed by trust fund babies https://ziglang.org/news/statement-regarding-zen-programming-language/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Usually in English, though it's not uncommon to see old programmers or academics use French for function and variable names.
      Shit like this:
      let rec longueur liste =
      match liste with
      [] -> 0
      |a::q -> 1 + longueur q;;

      There is alwo a terrible language called Windev WLangage by PCSoft, whose keywords are all French.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Parisian French or Quebecois?
    Well, I guess you're using AZERTY given the keyboard selected in the bottom right.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simply incorrect. If you're in an area of study that involves reading anything more than 100 years old (like old chemistry and physics research), then the trifecta is English, French, and German.
      It's just people have been psyop'ed into thinking they don't need to read anything older than their generation. All of science and technology is built over top of generations of generations of knowledge. Ignore that history to your own detriment! Researchers then were a lot smarter than the paper-mills churning out a firehose of bullshit today.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Listening to a goat herder on the achievements of an European powerhouse... France even today produces more quality scientific output than the whole Arab world combined .. maybe the future is certainly bleak as white French natives keep diminishing, but there's plenty to learn from French scientific sources.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >French
    is that why there's a Black person in the picture?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basé

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I respect the French academy for being elitist about their language. It is sexy so they should advocate for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They keep adding Arab and English words to the french language these days though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        C'est fini

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ça n'a même pas commencé

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ordinateur personnel

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Windows
    I think I found what makes computing unpleasant for you.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is the weather in Dubai?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    French ""people"" use Windev, you can write "code" while only using French.
    It's used by incompetent French corporate programmers
    You actually write as if you were speaking to the computer.
    For example you'd write a while i<10 as "while the counter i is less than 10 do this function"
    but in French.

    You can only use their proprietary IDE to edit its source code files since they are encrypted. This also means that you can't use a regular VCS, and as a result, you are supposed to use the shitty one built into the IDE.

    Truly an abomination only possible by the fr*Nch

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    french people are Black folk of Europe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hating on the french is peak reddit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm french and I use my OS in english

      >Black folk of Europe
      isn't that slavs?

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