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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the straightest gay book i've ever read

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure he was writting this ironically

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ironic sodomy is still sodomy

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no straight man can write prose like that

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    melville is gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why old-time gay artists are so interesting. Their depictions of men are usually more layered.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hemin' flirted with Fitzgerald. He was macho indeed but european too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read more Melville

      Her free pliant figure was the very perfection of female grace and beauty. Her complexion was a rich and mantling olive, and when watching the glow upon her cheeks I could almost swear that beneath the transparent medium there lurked the blushes of a faint vermilion.

      The face of this girl was a rounded oval, and each feature as perfectly formed as the heart or imagination of man could desire.

      Her full lips, when parted with a smile, disclosed teeth of dazzling whiteness and when her rosy mouth opened with a burst of merriment, they looked like the milk-white seeds of the ‘arta,’ a fruit of the valley, which, when cleft in twain, shows them reposing in rows on each side, imbedded in the red and juicy pulp. Her hair of the deepest brown, parted irregularly in the middle, flowed in natural ringlets over her shoulders, and whenever she chanced to stoop, fell over and hid from view her lovely bosom. Gazing into the depths of her strange blue eyes, when she was in a contemplative mood, they seemed most placid yet unfathomable; but when illuminated by some lively emotion, they beamed upon the beholder like stars. The hands of Fayaway were as soft and delicate as those of any countess

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The detail is there but not the gestalt, not the perfectly formed beings from cocoons, not the delicate exotic from the conservatories of some Regent-street. "The very perfection of female grace and beauty" is suspiciously lazy, like he didn't know what to write.
        Putting them side by side I could more easily read this one as dispassionate aesthetic appreciation than the first. (But for all I know there are other female descriptions with more fire in them.)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read more Melville

          Her free pliant figure was the very perfection of female grace and beauty. Her complexion was a rich and mantling olive, and when watching the glow upon her cheeks I could almost swear that beneath the transparent medium there lurked the blushes of a faint vermilion.

          The face of this girl was a rounded oval, and each feature as perfectly formed as the heart or imagination of man could desire.

          Her full lips, when parted with a smile, disclosed teeth of dazzling whiteness and when her rosy mouth opened with a burst of merriment, they looked like the milk-white seeds of the ‘arta,’ a fruit of the valley, which, when cleft in twain, shows them reposing in rows on each side, imbedded in the red and juicy pulp. Her hair of the deepest brown, parted irregularly in the middle, flowed in natural ringlets over her shoulders, and whenever she chanced to stoop, fell over and hid from view her lovely bosom. Gazing into the depths of her strange blue eyes, when she was in a contemplative mood, they seemed most placid yet unfathomable; but when illuminated by some lively emotion, they beamed upon the beholder like stars. The hands of Fayaway were as soft and delicate as those of any countess

          i'v read plenty of melville. i have read typee (which anon's passage is from), omoo, mardi, redburn, billy budd, white jacket, bartleby, and moby-dick. if there's anyome whose sexuality i doubt it's mishima, because his description of the "vampire lady" in life for sale is FAR to sexy for a gay man.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When reading about men in his book makes your gooch tingle doesn't mean he's gay, it means you gay

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a well known fact that all truly great works of art contain homoerotic undertones. Moby Dick, Dorian Grey, the Illiad, Top Gun, etc. The psychosexual love of one's own sex is the ultimate creates the most sublime understanding of beauty as it has no connection to the biological drive. That is not to say that a male expression of female beauty cannot be wonderful, but it is less impactful because of its normalcy. Of course this phenomena does not exist if the homoerotic undertones are brought to the forefront of a work, this lessens the effect by normalizing homosexual relations, putting them on an equal footing with the hetero norm turns this forbidden love to a boring status quo. Ergo we must drive the homosexuals back into the closet so they may return to creating great art.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the alphabet people go from producing Shakespeare, Whitman, Melville to what they are now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that there’s a natural difference between effeminate gays and normal ones—the ones who try to be hypermasculine also seem weird.

      Autists also did basically everything important, and now they’re disproportionately susceptible to transgenderism.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair to any artist of the past whose sexuality is in question, imagine living in a world where gayness for all intents and purposes doesn’t exist. That’s the world these people may as well have lived in

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gayness still doesn't exist. It's fictional. Only an idea in the new religion Leviathan is forging. Homoerotism common in fiction has no resemblance to it. It may be close to saphic love of women but not to the homosexualry that is a parody of its idealogical basis. homosexualry has more common with pederasty turned into a self sustainable society of sexual perverts that find an acquired deviation to be a great substitute for identity and satisfaction of urges. Homoerotism is, in fact, not sexual, only tied to erotic leanings because of how close the human nature is to the desire of reproduction. Homoerotism does not present two lovers of flesh, but two admirers of soul which have intellectual passion so intense it borders on animalistic passion. So is perhaps sapphic love a form of intellectual passion, be it not driven by appreciation but by love of familiarity and loyalty otherwise only found in women between sisters. Consider a homosexual, his desire is only to satisfy an urge equal to the urge of a normal man to have sex with a woman. Often a homosexual will have no relationship, but when he has it's just practical to appear normal as a fictional gay man or to reinforce his ideology. They hardly even have anything to love in them, besides their perversion they are completely mediocre. For a sensitive man of great character finding himself in the homoerotic situation his passion does not need validation or a law to be enforced, it's pure and incomprehensible for the mass that needs to listen to authority, free of this world, free even of the erotic passion it creates because the satisfied higher passion requires no more substitute.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not reading that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          HE FRICKS THE MAORI IN THE FIRST 20 CHAPTERS. HE IS A HIGH YELLER BLACK.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always wondered if Melville hit on Hawthorne who then got weirded out. Their friendship was broken for some unexplained reason.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And just so happens to be one of the greatest novels ever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the dullest story in fiction

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't say this often, but you legitimately were filtered. You just don't get it

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a non-native reader of the english language i thought that after reading and liking blood meridian i was ready for moby dick. holy shit do all the commas and semicolons confuse me. the sentences are so long i don't know what is going on

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