The Nipple

Are you a fan of The Nipple?
If so...
> How sensitive do you like it?
> Is your trackpad disabled?

I keep my trackpad disabled and the trackpoint and the pointer speed is at 7.

I use Xubuntu btw.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a Thinkpad anymore but I only used it, stock speed
    >inb4 why you don't have it anymore
    It was from my father company actually

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>inb4 why you don't have it anymore
      >It was from my father company actually
      bot post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was from my father company but they didn't care very much how it was used, as long he returns it in case of resignation, so I mostly used it to play old games.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gross

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's an old, post-wall nipple

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ready to settle down

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's really called the
    >clit
    I like it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I definitely miss this feature on my newer laptops.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never used one
    Does it work like a controller stick?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. It physically doesn't move at all. It senses how much pressure is applied and in which direction.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds incredibly cool

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's false. It does move. It's still gemmy doe.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your brain may trick you into believing it moves, but it absolutely does not.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The nipple is always too sensitive

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clitmouse is so far above trackpads in superiority there is no human term capable os measuring the difference.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > How sensitive do you like it?
    6
    also disabled acceleration
    > Is your trackpad disabled?
    yes

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you a fan of The Nipple?
    Yes
    >Max sensitivity w/ acceleration enabled
    >Trackpad disabled

    I use GNOME.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I use GNOME.
      I keep the trackpad on, the gestures come in handy sometimes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just set more Super+ keybinds. Guhnome is pretty keyboard-centric anyway

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ordered a new keyboard on ebay
    >felt kinda cheap but still installed it
    >comes out it the keyboard was for a different model
    >now my windows partition doesnt recognize the nip as such and I can't configure it
    its joever, im getting a mouse

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't care anymore since trackpads are good now. enjoy your 100hz polling I guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The gesture controls in Lenovo trackpads are so good I prefer them to mouse for certain tasks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I now cannot live without three finger swipe to go between workspaces

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure that's just improvements due to windows precision drivers + windows 11.
        https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/learning-center/touchpad-gestures
        took microsoft enough time to catch up with apple. now we're just missing haptics instead clickpad shit

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >> How sensitive do you like it?
    Just unsensitive enough to not slowly creep across the screen after I stop using it
    > Is your trackpad disabled?
    Only in Windows 10 and not by choice. A few updates ago it just fricking stopped working but still works fine when I reboot into Debian

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so good at this shit that I was just playing Morrowind with the nub.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer a trackpad, but the nipple is leagues above a clickpad

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    better than trackpad because it doesnt dry my finger

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i absolutely love it and never buying a new machine without it again
    > Is your trackpad disabled?
    tap clicking is, but i keep it enabled because it doesnt bother me and i can hand it to other people this way without them having a stroke

    i actually cringe when i see someone with a machine that has one, but doesnt use it, because i know for a fact that means that he was just too hardheaded to ever give it a try

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First time I tried one I knew it was a million times better than trackpad. But I'm a balltopgay so I just grab one of those and plug it in anyway, so it's same diff.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had my x230 for almost 10 years and I've never used it. yeah the trackpad on that model is way too small and not that great but it's still miles better than this shit

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I love the clitmouse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love to gently rub it

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's perfect except for the odd drifting that happens a decent amount. Pisses me off everytime but still worth tolerating for what it is.

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