The only good fat author.

The only good fat author.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not the only one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*ahem* pardon me then

      In awe at the size of this lad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*ahem* pardon me then

      homie took catholic mass literally

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lel, nice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They all suck

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*ahem* pardon me then

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually quite discouraging how few fat authors there are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat people rarely have a mindset that lends itself to creating art
      >Bon vivants who spend all their time partying and drinking
      >Gourmands who are too interested in expensive booze, cheese and fine dining to spend their free time on anything else
      >Gluttons who live a depressing, stressful life that only food can help them escape

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of musicians would beg to disagree

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "intellectual, cultured fat man" is a rare archetype that doesn't seem to exist anymore. Types like Chesterton, Orson Welles, etc

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the closest we got is Guillermo del Toro and he's just a big fricking nerd.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if you're fat. don't be fat.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's that black man I was telling you about

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black
      do burgers really?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, burgers are moronic. This is by the burgoid director Tarantino.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which ones have you met personally, Pierre?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was talking about this specific view. Sorry if it came out wrong.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's fine. you as an ESL get a pass.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          tarantino simply endorses the racist one drop rule

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you seen reservoir dogs? Wouldn't surprise me.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Franz Kafka is the only good skinny writer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat cope

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marx on Bakunin, from a letter to Engels written in Manchester dated 1863:

    >"Bakunin has become a monster, a huge mass of flesh and fat, and is barely capable of walking any more. To crown it all, he is sexually perverse and jealous of the seventeen year-old Polish girl who married him in Siberia because of his martyrdom. He is presently in Sweden, where he is hatching “revolution” with the Finns."

    They just don’t make insults like they used to.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>"Bakunin has become a monster, a huge mass of flesh and fat
      fricking kek

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alexandre "big nig" Dumas is the only good author in general

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My homie fr

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was he a fatty by nature, or was that just someone who plumped as they aged?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The works of fat men tend to be more sensible and grounded than the nervous twitchy fantasies of the thin

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking can't stand dumas.
    dumas character blackmails you:
    >i have in my possession, though, not on my person, a certain... LETTER~, one whose contents you are, to be sure, already INTIMATELY familiar with. (oohohoho) and thus would be of little interest to you. they would however, i'm sure you can imagine, be of interest- GREAT interest to certain... OTHER parties. the prince, perhaps?
    normal human being blackmails you:
    >i know what you did, b***h. 10 grand and i'll keep my mouth shut.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are conspiracy theories that he was paid by the word.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >...a witch-haunted bog, memorable for having nearly swallowed up David Hume the historian, who was a native of Ninewells, in the neighbourhood. Hume missed his footing in the mire, and sticking fast, called for assistance, and was at last heard by some people, who ran to give help. Seeing, however, that it was Hume "the unbeliever," they turned back from the amiable philosopher, remarking, "Na, na, the deil has him, let the deil keep him."
    Though, what actually happened was that his fat ass flailed around in the bog until some fisherman's wife showed up and promised to help him out if he recited the lord's prayer, which he did. He claimed that she was the best theologian he had ever met.

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