The year is 1822 and there are frick all computers in the world. What profession/hobby do you pursue instead of programming and tech shit?
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The year is 1822 and there are fuck all computers in the world. What profession/hobby do you pursue instead of programming and tech shit?
Slave owner
fpbp
Pedophile, cuz it's legal
So's lynchin'.
shit I prefer dicky owner
Gunsmithing, but with cute anime girl skins.
this.
blacksmiths were the gunsmiths before the concept of such a profession existed. they normally did their ascribed work, but often, had training and skillsets to repair gun barels and ignition mechanisms
only if you're israeli
Machining and gunsmithing
Clockworker to make a computation machine
Yeah clockworker sounds like itd be the best thing during that time
Mathematics
I become a monk
Machining or math
Alchemy
>CTRL + F "Alchemy"
>1 result
nice
Sell ideas that would never work
engineer and design firearms
however in all likelihood I will be stuck in a farm town permanently
town drunk, so no change
Same as now. Computer engineering.
prostitute master / prostitute house operator. It doesn't matter what time period you're in, the are 3 things that will always be required. Food, water/liquor, and sex. I'd use my modern day knowledge to have the cleanest frick house ever. Charge triple the normal price.
As for hobby, I'd probably make ale/mead.
>I'd use my modern day knowledge
uh huh, so you're saying you're also going to invent and mass produce rubber condoms to keep your prostitute house an actual clean place, but at the same time you have you'll be dealing with too many customers from an entirely different generation who will refuse to use those pieces of shit you just invented, which take away all the feeling.
Good luck with that, homosexual.
thinking of being the village hermit
painting and drawing, frick techies
yeah techies ruined that as a career. Used to be way more viable back then.
It’s not like the majority of doodlers and finger painters are employed by animation or video game companies or anything
is being burnt at a stake a profession, or a hobby?
Profession: watch/clock maker. Gets me experience with precision mechanical parts and gets me in with manufacturers of these parts.
Hobby: math and designing mechanical devices that model mathematical things. Maybe eventually a machine that can perform various calculations based on instructions punched on self-playing piano paper.
Probably just being a serf and trying not to stave.
logo design
engineer or architect
cook or bar keep.
Farming and blacksmith, NO MINING
mining is probably worse than being a soldier tbh
Slave
Locomotive Engineer,
Mechanical Engineer,
Horology Engineer,
...
Some form of Engineer.
It would be pretty cool to open my own restaurant or bar. I would first have to work in different places to get an idea on different cuisines. I could also take a trip to some 'exotic' country and come back with dishes that no one has ever heard of.
Finally, find someone to partner with in a specific city and arrange deals with local suppliers to get fresh ingredients.
Whatever would support my family. I would have wanted to get married.
Ideally a sharecropper landowner. If not possible I will be a soldier and rise up the ranks with my daring military exploits.
Oh no way
Back then if you got shot theyd saw your limb off
Ok that's fine, who gives a shit? In this time period you're either born privileged or suffering through pleb farmer/manufacturing hell. One of the only ways to move up in class is to join the military and get recognized. You'll probably die at 40 doing labor work anyway.
That's propaganda and not true except for cases where you would do the same nowadays.
Slave seller. I’d be the one selling African prisoners of war to the west.
Would I still be alive for 1848?
You die of Colera a year before. Sorry.
Physicist
Probably a lawyer / attorney or accountant, and painting / drawing as my main hobby.
Biology
computer
there's gotta be a way to calculate 1.0.1023bit sin and cos and tan with a 4 bit gigacomputer that's located under the king's castle and made with casted copper
cmon mann they did it on the intel 4040, it's gotta be possible.
pirate
blacksmith or take up art as a trade possibly wood working.
Electrical work, I run a power plant.
As for hobbies, I would probably rape random people while leaving cryptic messages.
In the 1820s I'd have almost certainly become a historian. I nearly went that way now, but it's nothing but revisionist colonial deconstructivist post-modernism now.
Woodworker. I think making furniture is nice and relaxing. Or painter but nobody would appreciate the animu waifus I would draw until 200 years later.
Barber Surgeon.
IDK but I am probably happy and have a wife
farming and hunting like my ancestors
>The year is 1822 and there are frick all computers in the world. What profession/hobby do you pursue instead of programming and tech shit?
invent the transistor a hundred years early
Get on my level. I’d build the 5nm fab and introduce the world to 14th gen Intel.
Good morning, sir
I'd operate a tobacco farm.
Owning Black folk as property and cooming in my 13 year old wife
frick off pedo
What do you call the guy making horses dive off of platforms into pools? That.
Chemistry imagine being so based
woodworker like I am right now
literally have enough knowledge to create my own computer/electrical installation from scratch
if I was born in 1822, I would be a mechanical engineer preparing the next industrial revolution
Mathematician. I will unlock knowledge through numbers. Those mathematical formula, in time, will be used for basic functions of the first computers.
I would publish board games, can't think of an easier way to make a boatload of money.
Either I'd try to pursue a music career and be composer or board a dutch ship to japan and become samurai.