The zoomer project

Long story short because of my life situation I have acces to over 18 zoomers like a lot.

Here are the results of my zoomer project
Case of the 2 cavemen zoomers

Be me
2 zoomers get interested in my gaming laptop since they do not recognize the desktop (it is linux mint)
I decide to bait them. And simply create an account for them so they can literally do whatever they want.

Zoomer1
>What is this?

ME
>I do not know you tell me smug_face.jpg

Zoomer1
>It is linux

Me:
>I do not know is it?!smug_face.jpg You tell me.

Zoomer clicks around does not even exist the desktop or anything.

Not acceding local files or folders.

Zoomer finds chromium, clicks it.
Zoomer complains that it uses start page on google.
I show him brave who uses google as the search engine.

Zoomer has no idea what to do.
I encourage him more
>You have a entire computer to you, what will you do?
Literally can not search in google or on youtube.

I click YouTube and search for cats.
I encourage him more to use the computer.
Zoomer literally has no idea what to do.

I go back to the computer.
And see the zoomers using their phones.
>Hey what are you doing ^.^

Zoomer1
>Looking at reddit

Me:
>Why not do it on the computer

Zoomer1
>You know on phone it is better

I'm visually shocked

ME:
>How is it better?!?!?!

Zoomer1
>You know

ME:
>No I do not.

Roomer
>Phones are mobile and you can take them with you

Keep in mind this is with them talking about a gaming laptop.

Not only this however I know for a fact these zoomers literally drive to work, go back home and then sit on their asses at home.

In 90% of use cases the portability is meaningless.

Either way they rather torture themselves with a phone.
Zoomers are brain damaged. This is what happens if you do not outlaw phones to everyone under 18.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual.
    >t. zoomer

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you like, brain damaged or something?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let those poor zoomers out of your basement.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IQfy is better on the phone too

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good b8 i have to say you are cleaning up the board very well sir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good morning mate

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is, you're talking about people without a real personality, that will never get interested into anything except easy money making, b***hes, stupid social activities the latest feed of "lookwhatbullshithappened" page on instagram so they have some stupid bullshit to talk about later.

    They can't create, they can't even imagine the way you do, they see complex systems as difficult, and difficult means not worth to deal with, unlike the average nerd where difficult means you can do a lot stuff with it.

    They always have been like this, the average normoid is like this, have been for thousands of years, all the shit about race and gender and sex that came out the last 10 years are tiny issues compared since the majority of people are always simpletons pretending to be strong because someone looking like them did something cool, so they just larp and identify with the cool guy. The only difference is Black folk have an higher density of these types, but it doesn't change that in any given society the majority of people are normoids whose purpose is being drones used as cannon fodder.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomers are brain damaged.
    No, just understimulated.
    Extelligence (the capacity to pull knowledge from an external source, rather than from your brain) was not meant for homosexual sapiens.
    It's making sapience obsolete, and hinder the intellectual developpement of our youth.

    If you were to take two twin at birth. Give a smartphone to one, and forbid the other to access the internet unsupervised. You will quickly notice a gap in term of mental prowess between them.

    Putting knowledge into a human brain is not enough. You need to leave it some time to actually process and conceptualize that knowledge. The ability to fetch intel from internet in a "just in time" fashion prevent that mechanism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No, just understimulated.
      No the word is brain damaged.
      Maybe I try to phrase the situation

      1) I'm on my laptop with linux
      2) 2 zoomers get interested in this
      3) Literally can not figure out anything interested yet can not process further like some 200 year old who has a stroke.

      We are talking cinnamon DE, linux mint. These morons can not even click the start menu.

      If literally given a browser with internet connectivity they can not process further.
      Empty_zoomer_stare.webp
      Brain damage!

      >Give a smartphone to one,
      Yes phones will rot your brain.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >These morons can not even click the start menu.
        These morons lack curiosity. If you want to solve problems, you have to want to solve problems. And you also have to be willing to experiment. The question has to form in your mind: "what will happen if I click this?"

        This question does not form in the mind of the zoomer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is someone else computer moron, if someone told me to do something on shimsham_os using the jigaboo DE I would also be careful not to frick shit up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I would also be careful not to frick shit up
            Fun fact I told them they can literally do everything they want and can delete everything they want.

            Encouraged them repeatedly to do so.
            I was supervising them from the back so....

            They did mumble something about it and I told them to go for it and try to delete whatever they want. [They can only delete from their own ~]

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Fun fact I told them they can literally do everything they want and can delete everything they want.
            If you don't tell me why i should do that instead of sperg out while i pull out my phone, you're probably a socially awkward homosexual trying to domesticated chimps.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >awkward homosexual trying to domesticated chimps.
            ChatGPT broke.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go dilate somewhere else instead of predating on zoomer children for your sick grooming tests.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >These morons lack curiosity
          WRONG.
          They got interested in the laptop and I gave it to them.

          It was frightening, like their brains are damaged so they can not proceed. Literally IRL broken bots.

          > be willing to experiment
          IT is the same like on windows until win11 JESUS FRICK!

          There is literally 1 icon to the left.

          >"what will happen if I click this?"
          The same as on windows???????

          This is not i3 or some shit you coping zoomer apologist!

          >This question does not form in the mind of the zoomer.
          Literally 50 year old tech illiterates are better then your zoomer.
          So much for the digital natives.

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          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They get interested in things that makes them feel cool and get social validation. Which is not the average nerd out there enjoying control over machines for the sake of controlling. It's not the same end.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not the same end.
            ChatGPT broke.

            Either way they wanted to look on reddit since this is exactly what they did the next minute on their phones.

            They literally can not think of going to reddit on the browser on the laptop.

            Brave has google as the default search engine. There literally is no excuse here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >le chatgpt
            suck my dick

            You're just a autist who:
            1) Can't teach
            2) Takes the dumbest monkey around as test subjects

            kys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2) Takes the dumbest monkey around as test subjects
            These are average examples of your generation zoom zoom.

            >kys
            Cry more zoom zoom /ChatGPT

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >These are average examples of your generation zoom zoom.
            Yes, because everyone back then was a super tech literate using IRC chats and being le epic hackaz. Smartphones just made anyone with a room temperature iq access the internet and frick everything up.

            My millennial brother and boomer parents can't even use a pc anymore without me telling them how to, they just live with their stupid phone games and netflix subscriptions.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, because everyone back then was a super tech literate using IRC chats and being le epic hacka
            LOL.

            Remember these toys for toddlers?
            The ones with the buttons who light up and do sounds?

            Turns out natural instincts of toddlers are to press different buttons.

            Especially if I encourage them to do anything they want and tell them they can not delete my files and that I'm supervising.
            The last thing someone over 18 should do if freeze when I literally give them a web browser who uses google as its search engine.

            >Yes, because everyone back then was a super tech literate using IRC chats and being le epic hacka
            I expect them to click on the icons.
            Start some programs.
            There are lots of programs installed on that system.

            However they literally can not into using a web browser on a laptop.
            This is frightening.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody gives a frick, toddlers don't have the same needs of a teenager.

            A teenager doesn't go back to their friends saying:
            >hey guys! some 300 lbs neckbeard made me push buttons on a plastic box! how cool is that?!?
            Your reasoning only shows that you don't have a real life, like the rest of IQfy after all. Even less you have the social skills to interact with people.

            Maybe if you were less of a sperg, explaining people HOW and WHY using a browser and start programs you would get better results.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nobody gives a frick, toddlers don't have the same needs of a teenager.
            If your instinct was not to presses buttons or try something in the GUI you have something wrong with you.

            >Your reasoning only shows
            Yet people in the 80s would try to see what something does by pressing button on a plastic box.

            And these are normies with VCRs and tech like it.

            >using a browser
            ChatGPT broke once more!
            >using a browser
            They know how to use a browser. They know google.

            They literally can not go further. And this was shocking.

            > me push buttons on a plastic box
            It was them who got interested in my laptop I did not start this conversation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >was not to presses buttons
            ChatGPT broke.

            >Yet people in the 80s would try to see what something does by pressing button on a plastic box.
            Yes, because back then was an innovation to improve your life, nowdays it's just "should i waste my brainpower on this or go back scrolling stuff on my phone?".
            Just accept you're an autistic frick who can't talk to people and move on.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Just accept you're an autistic frick
            LOL the cope.

            Your generation can not use a web browser with google opened.

            This is a new low.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >LOL the cope.
            >Your generation can not use a web browser with google opened.
            Ok, the next generation is always worse than the previous one.

            Now what? You accept that you're a failure that can't pass on your cultural, educational, and genetic info to the next one and just go extinct out of homosexualry?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is time to go back to red*it to cuddle some zoomers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's time to go back to red*it
            Said the evolutionary failure, maybe you should join the voluntary sterilization sub-reddit.
            You're part of the generation who started and accellerated the cult of death known as progressivism, it would suit you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I-iI-iIiIt Is all your fault
            The last zoomerism to be spoken.

            >Progressive bad
            I'm literally a right wing nazi.
            How bad are you at dealing with the real world?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >some meme reply
            lol
            >I'm literally a right wing nazi
            A nazi that leaves nothing in this world except a lot of butthurt, ideologically you get twice the shame for not passing on any aspect of what you are.
            >I am
            Aren't we discussing about generations or is it just about you attention whoring?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't get to choose your own label, progressito-marxist-kun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >progressito-marxist-kun.
            YES.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is everyone, millenial here.
            Most of the time you can chalk this up to validation and contempt from the teacher
            same shit happens with my boomer dad, who claims he is a great teacher but doesn't ever teach, just screams when I get things wrong because he hates explaining things I could have known. On the occasion he does have patience to explain something, it's usually in a way that I would be ridiculed for asking questions that he considers stupid.

            I have zero doubt based on the moronic arguiement these two Black folk are negaged in ITT that these zoomer kids have no respect for OP because he'll do the same shit. Zoomers do seem really incurious to me but then, I spent most of my life playing two very awful games as well so i cant be pissed about roblox too much since alternative brain rot existed for me growing up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My dad screams at me.

            You know maybe if the teachers screamed at zoomers and called them morons they learn that it is wrong to not know things.

            I blame the lack of bulling.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, we would be boomers 2.0 if we did that to them moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally 50 year old tech illiterates are better then your zoomer.
            50 year olds are Gen X. Gen X and Millennials operate desktop computers just fine. It's Gen Z and boomers that struggle.

            Also, I'm not a zoomer apologist. I'm literally calling them moronic for not even thinking to try clicking shit on a new operating system.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >50 year olds are Gen X
            OK.

            The point is that old idiots who have problems operating a computer are better at navigating linux then zoomers. You have to explain this one.
            These are your digital natives!

            > I'm literally calling them moronic for not even thinking to try clicking shit on a new operating system.
            Show where you did say this.

            >These morons can not even click the start menu.
            These morons lack curiosity. If you want to solve problems, you have to want to solve problems. And you also have to be willing to experiment. The question has to form in your mind: "what will happen if I click this?"

            This question does not form in the mind of the zoomer.

            > "what will happen if I click this?"

            >This question does not form in the mind of the zoomer.

            See

            >Yes, because everyone back then was a super tech literate using IRC chats and being le epic hacka
            LOL.

            Remember these toys for toddlers?
            The ones with the buttons who light up and do sounds?

            Turns out natural instincts of toddlers are to press different buttons.

            Especially if I encourage them to do anything they want and tell them they can not delete my files and that I'm supervising.
            The last thing someone over 18 should do if freeze when I literally give them a web browser who uses google as its search engine.

            >Yes, because everyone back then was a super tech literate using IRC chats and being le epic hacka
            I expect them to click on the icons.
            Start some programs.
            There are lots of programs installed on that system.

            However they literally can not into using a web browser on a laptop.
            This is frightening.

            The parents who did give phones to zoomers harmed their brains.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... you're talking to people who never had a computer in their life. Perhaps it is because i am a 2000 zoom who had one and remember what the world was before, but many who came after or gen alpha who got raised with only a phone can't do anything more than sliding for social feeds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rome was not built in one day.
        When apprehending a new field : It takes several months of drilling shit in one's brain before the aforementioned brain begins to spontaneously infers things by itself.
        The education system (the schools and their parents) have failed them. Don't fail them too.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so basically
    >person has never seen linux in his life
    >"use this linux computer lol"
    >"for what? uhhh you tell me"
    >they don't do whatever the frick you wanted them to do (they were supposed to compile your fork of GNU Typist)
    >vague sense of superiority
    >makes a wojak post on IQfy about it later
    I use Mint and no I'm not this much of a homosexual about it. You probably burned some bridges with these people for (you)s, good job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You probably burned some bridges with these people for (you)s, good job
      GOOD.
      Nothing of value was lost.
      (because of my current life situation I have basically infinite access to 18+ year old zoomers and can bur as many bridges as I want soon I get new zoomers.)

      has never seen linux in his life
      WRONG.
      It is CINNAMON not linux.

      has never seen linux in his life
      REJECTED!
      Did you miss the part where I gave him the brave browser? You keep on ignoring it.

      Do they also not know how to use a browser? Are browsers also something new to them.

      >they were supposed to compile your fork of GNU Typist)
      LOL no you gayot! I was expecting them to start some programs that are there. I was expecting them to start KDEnLive or Audacity or Blender and GTFOT.

      Fun fact the OS has steam installed in it.
      One of the moments of them stumbling around was me asking what they do on computers one of them mentioned steam.

      Can they not type in STEAM now? Is steam alien to them?

      I literally gave these morons a browser with internet access. They literally did not know what to do further.

      Fun fact I did the same test with a older zoomer and after he got the browser he did go to YT and searched for music and played it.

      Extremely tech illiterate only phone (OLDER) zoomer was able to do this after getting a browser.

      These (YOUNGER) zoomers get like some kernel pain in their brain and can not process looking on reddit on the laptop. Like impossible for them.

      The closer zoomers are to gen alpha the more moronic they get.

      You are coping for people who are max moronic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're starting to sound like a homosexual who can't teach shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The closer zoomers are to gen alpha the more moronic they get
        So you just discovered that kids start off stupid and get smarter with age... and needed an entire experiment to prove this? You type like a homosexual redditor too. also
        >uses brave
        is this bait?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >So you just discovered that kids start off stupid and get smarter with age
          LOL.
          These are 18+ zoomers. When I was their age I was beyond them so
          18 year olds i 2006 are smarter then 18 year olds in 2024....

          Any more moronic zoomerist cope you like to repeat?

          >>uses brave
          Why not? What else do I use?
          Also I gave them it since they complained about start page in chromium (they found it by typing in chrome)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you said people closer to gen alpha. Are gen alpha not kids?
            >18 year olds i 2006 are smarter then 18 year olds in 2024
            And you currently are smarter than neither. You type like a literal chimpanzee, its extremely obvious which posts itt are you. I have no doubt that even the zoomiest of those zoomers are more put together in their words than you. I don't want to hear another word from someone so grain fed he unironically has ads in his browser

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >don't want to hear another word from someone so grain fed he unironically has ads in his browser
            HUH?

            >has ads in his browser
            HUH?????

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://brave.com/blog/intro-to-brave-ads/
            it also comes with a built in shitcoin!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it also comes with a built in shitcoin!
            I know.

            However brave
            1) Is chrome so it works on the internet
            2) Uses google as its search engine (other chromium resins who are pointlessly autistic )
            3) It blocks adds by default making it a perfect browser if you literally got a default account on a laptop.

            >shitcoin
            Yes it is a scam in the making however it is chromium who blocks adds (up to this point)

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a Black personious post

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the anti-zoomer shilling today, there's like 5 threads? No way this is organic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP clearly isn't from here, maybe its the TikTok ban? Instill zoomer hate so people support the moronic bill passing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure three of those thread are the same moron having an attention-seeking overdose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No way this is organic.
      It is zoom zoom.

      Unlike your MSM publications people literally hate your generation for literally being brain damaged and unable to use technology.

      Forget your fashion or history(WW2, Elvis). You literally can not use modern technology oh so needed in the age on apple device totalitarianism.

      OP clearly isn't from here, maybe its the TikTok ban? Instill zoomer hate so people support the moronic bill passing?

      LOL search the archive people where shitting on zoomers for a LOOOOoooNNNNggg time.

      See picture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No way this is organic.
      Meanwhile in 2022.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m convinced this has to be some sort of regional thing. I’m like 23, and a few years ago when I was studying for engineering, and like 70% of the class were car guys (seems to be the thing most other zoomers I know do as a hobby), but they had no real interest in computers outside of like CoD and game and shit. None of them had an issue working their way through things, even when dealing with CAD software or other obtuse shit like MS Project. They didn’t master it, but they could get it working.

        As such, I think the education system wherever you are is just shit. Did you not have time in computer labs or something? From primary school onwards here you’re constantly prompted to use word processors, PowerPoints and other basic b***h office type software for assignments.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Long story short because of my life situation I have acces to over 18 zoomers like a lot.

    >Here are the results of my zoomer project
    >Case of the 2 cavemen zoomers

    >Be me
    >2 zoomers get interested in my gaming laptop since they do not recognize the desktop (it is linux mint)
    >I decide to bait them. And simply create an account for them so they can literally do whatever they want.

    >Zoomer1
    >>What is this?

    >ME
    >>I do not know you tell me smug_face.jpg

    >Zoomer1
    >>It is linux

    >Me:
    >>I do not know is it?!smug_face.jpg You tell me.

    >Zoomer clicks around does not even exist the desktop or anything.

    >Not acceding local files or folders.

    >Zoomer finds chromium, clicks it.
    >Zoomer complains that it uses start page on google.
    >I show him brave who uses google as the search engine.

    >Zoomer has no idea what to do.
    >I encourage him more
    >>You have a entire computer to you, what will you do?
    >Literally can not search in google or on youtube.

    >I click YouTube and search for cats.
    >I encourage him more to use the computer.
    >Zoomer literally has no idea what to do.

    >I go back to the computer.
    >And see the zoomers using their phones.
    >>Hey what are you doing ^.^

    >Zoomer1
    at reddit

    >Me:
    >>Why not do it on the computer

    >Zoomer1
    >>You know on phone it is better

    >I'm visually shocked

    >ME:
    >>How is it better?!?!?!

    >Zoomer1
    >>You know

    >ME:
    >>No I do not.

    >Roomer
    are mobile and you can take them with you

    >Keep in mind this is with them talking about a gaming laptop.

    >Not only this however I know for a fact these zoomers literally drive to work, go back home and then sit on their asses at home.

    >In 90% of use cases the portability is meaningless.

    >Either way they rather torture themselves with a phone.
    >Zoomers are brain damaged. This is what happens if you do not outlaw phones to everyone under 18.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take things that never happened for 200

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally drive to work
    shocking to know these people have work and I am a neet.

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