there is no hobby project to make bros... everything has been written...

there is no hobby project to make bros... everything has been written... literally no point to do anything, there's a better version of everything you will ever try programming in the software world

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make something useful and charge money for it.
    "Oh, yeah, I made the 50,000th clone of twitter, please give me a job :DDD"

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a search engine that doesn't suck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      google has the best search engine you can ever imagine, nobody can compete vs theirs infrastructure
      the problem is they censor and make it shit deliberately

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Google could do better
        exclude all blogspam for one.
        exclude AI content not explicitly specified as such.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          blogs are a good thing moron, the problem is the flooding of blog hosting sites by pajeets and roasties

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if(blogSpam)
          {
          displayResult = false;
          }

          Google is so moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude i literally make posts to manipulate it. are you kidding?

        not saying other search engines dont get hit by similar things, but
        >google has the best search engine you can ever imagine
        Are you an LLM posting here?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Google could do better
          exclude all blogspam for one.
          exclude AI content not explicitly specified as such.

          morons having a hard time reading the second sentence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they choose to make my shitty shit PBN articles matter, right? great business decision lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wonder what sites have the most of goodle adsense ads
            sperg forums or these shitty blogs filled with keywords? you really think you are smarter in making buisness than google? they know what they are doing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >google has the best search engine you can ever imagine
        then why was it better 10 years ago?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Google is unusable trash today. Almost every other search engine works better than google.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've had the best experience on google so far. What do you use?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Google is fine if you already know what you're looking for and/or it has nothing to do with politics. A few weeks ago in bed I randomly wondered if there was a noise for stomach rumbles. First result answered my question, they're called "borborygmos", which made this MtG character suddenly make more sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        OS MASTER

        Google has gotten noticeably worse over the past few years for me, sad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they do. I'm reasonably certain some of their proprietary software was originally a DARPA project. Maybe the webcrawlers or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not even close to true, most existing software is one size fits all.

        You could do better with a MongoDB, a web scraper, and a Local AI model.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can help someone else.
    There's plenty to do.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the GNOME and KDE desktops have plenty of work to do

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even remotely true
    luckily I have an interest in quantitative finance and crypto where *nothing* is publically available because everyone keeps their IP closely gaurded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wut

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you slow?
        Im saying there is so much to be done in the field Im interested in that my problem is not having enough time to do it all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >because everyone keeps their IP closely gaurded
          are you moronic or esl maxxing?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            IP means intellectual property you knuckle dragging moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >saying IP for intellectual property
      this is a technology board

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make games

    its supposed to be that ideas are cheap, making them happen is hard
    you should have *too many* ideas and not enough time
    if you cant come up ideas, Im sorry to break it to you but you were never going to make it to begin with and you should try making toy code monkey stuff relevant to a specialty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ive never had a single idea in my life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay so just accept that youre a peon and start making toy projects that have been done 100000x before to pad a resume

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how do you get ideas? do you sit and think?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            from the moment you gain sentience ideas just come to you from the ether
            if this is not something thats familiar to you and youre not just baiting, I literally cant help you
            it would be like describing color to a blind man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think i will hold you at gunpoint and steal your ideas.

            wait a second... did i just have an idea???

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LSD

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only if you're not moronic in the first place

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah i considered this but people here said the game dev industry is shit and you shouldn't consider it unless you have a real passion for videogames

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        op asked for a hobby project not career advice
        making a game is the quintessential hobby project for a developer

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    write a platform where people would be able to contribute to open source software not only with code (design, seo, marketing, etc.)

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Le daily demoralization thread brought to you by bots
    Ok Black person

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP, contribute to LMDE 6, help make it the most user-friendly and functional OS of all time

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can think of like 40 projects I have on my to-do list that no one has bothered to make. If you can't think of any, then you probably don't use computers enough to identify things you need created.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Share some of that wisdom with us, pretty please.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everything has been written
    if it's a hobby, who fricking cares

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Write a grep clone. You know just rewrite all the coreutils in rust. To let those rust homosexuals know how good you are, make your shit faster than theirs.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Carl the Coomer

    Make a titty simulator with hardcore jiggle physics and lactation. There should be sliders for the settings. You want a really realistic relationship with gravity and anatomy. Use soft-body physics, 3d models, whatever it takes. Realistically would be awesome to where you can move the light source. And if you're up for it, various bras which you can put on and off; realistic fabrics have been done before. There is probably a way to add beads of sweat too.

    After that, some of anon can make an ass simulator which shoots poopy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking help put PhysX5 into unreal. Brickadia is the only game to achieve it afaik.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I concur, Mr. Coomer, OP needs to get on this project yesterday.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everything has been written
    This isn't even remotely true.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It does feel like that a lot. I think we just suck though. I used to make more stuff, have better ideas, now my imagination is fried. Too many worries, too many disappointments.
    I've been in webdev since 2007 and I'm the only homosexual who didn't make any money from it, and I mean it. I must have make less than 30k in total, lol, and believe me the skills are there but I really suck at life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That shit is brutal. Will rip the soul out of anyone.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The issue with you fricks is that you write utilities for others to gain wealth instead of writing utilities for yourself. What do YOU need. When you’re sitting on a computer do you ever find points of frustration or inefficiency and think “that can be streamlined,” or do you just say “that sucks.” Find places where you think your computing experience is lacking, or find a function that you could make good use of, and turn that into a software tool.

    Even if it already exists.

    Do you need a calendar app? Don’t download one, write one. That way you can get fine grained control over what it does, how it functions, and what functionality it has. Maybe you want your calendar published on an RSS feed for others to read, that’s something you can put in your calendar app.

    Stop trying to make “the next big thing” and just make things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am so used to moving around problems. Half the shit in my room is broken/needs batteries tech.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does a handyman become handy by sitting around, dreaming about the perfect house to build?
        No. He starts out by sawing down that one table leg that is too long, or securing down any loose nails he can find. Small things that are useful/helpful to him in his personal life.

        Handymen don’t become handy by helping others, they become handy by helping themselves.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not OP but I agree with the message. But is it really more efficient to solve a "problem" that's not a problem?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is when those efficiency gaps are all filled up. You will find a point where you are happy with your work, and you can use it happily for a long time to come.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't feel joy from finishing things.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            now that's a philosophical/spiritual/psychiatric problem beyond this conversation

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need this as well friends. Give me ideas to build

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there's a better version of everything you will ever try
    this is simply not true. most software is shit, or outdated

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Untrue. However I have no start up money to make my product.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What helps me is to take a more experimental approach. I've been learning WebGL. Yesterday I learned how to draw 4 sided shapes. Today I plan to refactor my code because I found out I'm calling functions where I don't need to and then get a shape to move around, and if there's time get the shape to rotate. Just messing around basically, there's no long term goal but if I get good enough then maybe a bigger project will unveil itself.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I said it in the other thread already but i will say it again:

    Gayboislavenpcmindset

    No idea what to build? Npc
    EVERYTHING has been built and bettter than you could ever do yourself? Gayboi defeatist

    Even if you cant think of anything, just do something that exists, as practice (dont use a tutorial)

    Most successful companies are built on ideas that already existed. Stop gaming and ferking off gaeboi

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've honestly not found a good software for tagging music files. Besides, as advancements are made, there will be more opportunities to write new interesting software. I hope you can find something fulfilling to do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for manual taggers there are things like kid3 and others. If you want automatic tagging you can use Beets

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IQfy be like
    >there is no hobby project to make bros... everything has been written... literally no point to do anything, there's a better version of everything you will ever try programming in the software world
    >but also all software is gay and sucks and it's all bad and I spend all day complaining about it
    Choose one or the other, morons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also sad that they don't have confidence in themselves to make good software. Sure in many fields you're competing with big fellas, but there's niches and other areas where the bar is lower, and improvements are welcome.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you mean I should start creating my gimp competitor?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Image editing software is one of these areas where the bar is higher. But hell, if you'd like to, no one is stopping you.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try a project involving a good frogpost you green piece of shit

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have an idea you can write. it's an OS called TouchGrassOS. basically its a linux distro that has a program that points other linux users to local parks and public meeting places so they can talk in person to each other and share files that way. and also physically touch the grass around them.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a script to filter frogpost threads?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is, open-source Active Directory with the same functionality Microsoft currently support. And no FreeIPA sucks donkey dick compared to Active Directory.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, the opposite is true. There is a lot of software for everything, that doesn't fricking work right and all have some deal-breaker, plus its bloated and complicated to set up. If you want something decent, have to make it yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bloated, high setup
      Straight up. Would be awesome if someone just made light versions of basic software. Like what about an OBS that just screen captures with the tradeoff of it being very soft on the CPUs. Pretty much every photoshop needs an ms paint. Same is true for videogames. Like a bitesize version of dota 2/lol which a beginner can pick up intuitively.

      I can't because I'm a moron, but maybe OP is smart enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I totally agree. The value of lightweight, fast software cannot be understated.
        But for something like OBS or PS, would take a skilled C programmer that understands the work being done.

        You can make faster software, with little skill by just avoiding unnecessary crap even though you're coding in JS/python and interfacing with SQlite or something like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what is simplescreenrecorder
        there are many mspaint alternatives too
        lol, two worst examples you could give

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically true, which is why i started writing malicious software
    it's a peaceful life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what type fren? ransomware? stealers?
      inb4 glowie

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tox 2.0 (with web client)

    >generate user id
    >share a link to chat via webclient (no sign up needed)
    >media/file transfers and links disabled for unverified users

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tox, since its decentralized leaks your IP, which is not safe. But not doing that requires a semi-central hub.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could flash a big warning to use a VPN? I do see the problem though. You'd need to host the cloak though.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Generate your own album with Udio. That's how I spent my weekend.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Automate literally any repetitive process in your life.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    psst, create goonOS, tailored for gooning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gooners need to start a political rights movement at this point.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a real, honest approach that will improve the world: do something that has been done, but do it with a tenth of the system load/CPU usage/memory footprint.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I challenge you to do the opposite. Something so cliche and useless and that has zero market value. For example, a number incrementer. You press a shiny button and the number goes up by one. You can set the increment value from 100 to -100. One day, it will be a reddit post or make an appearance in a vsauce video.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody has invented anything ever
    its always taking ideas from others and improving on them
    sometimes you get lucky and you get all the credit

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yep, gone through most of the general cs curriculum from a blend of self study and taking uni courses. After 5 years I'm now done with studying this field, at least from a programming centered approach, the only stuff I've built purely for myself have been a few automation scripts and some TUI stuff for fun, I don't 'need' any software that I can build myself and I don't really get enjoyment from programming, I get enjoyment from studying things like operating systems, algorithms and networking.
    Don't know what to put my interest in next, maybe drawing. But /ic/ manages to be even more toxic than this place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where can I build my interests up in a non-toxic way?
      >I know IQfy!
      bruh we're buttholes here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        right but reddit is even worse, so what else is there? I wouldn't even mind paying money but any course stuff I bought online around programming ended up feeling like a total grift.
        I've been trying to just stick to wikis but then you're not interacting with anyone which isn't as fun.

        AI is a gold rush and there's lots of room to learn, experiment and make wacky shit and conceptually they're simple (so easy to get into) but you can scale to insane shit. And the best part, there's lots of breakthroughs every day, so you can be the first to implement new, ground breaking research.

        llm's don't interest me much. Similar to people obsessing over webdev tools I just don't get what they're seeing. Llm's seem useful in fields like dentistry and other areas to assist human analysis or give a person a direct computed guess from a tremendous amount of data but the whole gold rush culture around putting a chatbot or "ai assisted" tool everywhere just reminds me of when everyone were hiring chaos mathematicians because it was the new hip thing that would fix everything but it bore limited fruit in the end.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not just LLMs, images and video too. Or an AI that learns to play a game, whatever. AI has infinite application, if something can be repeatable it can be trainable.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >llm
            yes sorry, was just gonna say I got the term mixed up. Just meant machine learning and neural networks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Given neural networks are algorithms seems like an obtuse distinction. So I'll call BS on your claim.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bs on what claim? I just don't like using AI to describe this stuff because intelligence isn't a very universally well defined word

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >obtuse distinction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI is a gold rush and there's lots of room to learn, experiment and make wacky shit and conceptually they're simple (so easy to get into) but you can scale to insane shit. And the best part, there's lots of breakthroughs every day, so you can be the first to implement new, ground breaking research.

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