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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah honestly i do that.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Svidrigailov

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This never happens to me.

      No problem for me. It's "zvi-drih-guy-lov" in my head. I don't care if that's wrong. I don't understand people who can come across a word they do not know and who cannot even attempt to pronounce it. I cannot believe some people are so timid.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What an alpha you are, fearlessly mispronouncing words on IQfy's literature forum.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stutters over foreign words
          homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zvi-drih-guy-lov
        As a Balkan Slav myself, that's exactly how I would read it as well.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can that happen if you understand phonics? Like, even skdjfkskdkfk has a pronunciation. sk-dijuh-fak-sak-dok-fuk

      I would read that as Svee-dree-gay-love.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP image is an exaggeration but I did discover that I mispronounced many Russian names, because I didn't know on which syllable the stress is supposed to be. Same with the Greeks. The stress in Pythagoras, in Greek, is actually on the "go" syllable. PythaGOras.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Certified ESL moment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's all the John Smiths that confuses the ESL, not the Ching Long Ping Pongs and Janis Pryzbylewskis.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me reading Dosto

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean that's just a Polish name.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Svidrygailov is a russian name. I know that to you israelites, all slavs are the same but at least do try to be subtle about it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you moronic?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This never happens to me because I know how syllables work.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    subvocalizers be like

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >been reading a lot about Talleyrand, a French politician who survived through the Ancien Regime, Napoleon, all the way to the Bourbon Restoration without losing his fortune (or head)
    >talk to my professor about my reading
    >"I don't know who that is"
    >"that seems unlikely, he's a really famous French politician"
    >he seems puzzled
    >suddenly
    >"oooh you mean taj-ee-rohn!"
    >I forgot that in French you're not supposed to pronounce double L's, instead pronounce them as "j"
    >he starts laughing hysterically

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I forgot that in French you're not supposed to pronounce double L's, instead pronounce them as "j"
      That's not true at all for French, that's Spanish. You definitely pronounce the L in Talleyrand.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what I was taught. For example you'd pronounce vanille as "va-nee-juh" for example. Could it be a question of dialect?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's true for some words, not for others. Spanish is where it's a more all-encompassing rule. It certainly is not true at all for Talleyrand.

          [...]

          That's interesting, this guy seems to pronounce it "talle-rohn" so with the L and without the "ee" (y) sound.

          Yeah, there you go. You only really lose the D, the rest of the letters are pronounced quite clearly.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You pronounce a double l as a y, not a j. And it only applies to some words, usually the ones with an i before the ll.

          vanille = vaniy

          >been reading a lot about Talleyrand, a French politician who survived through the Ancien Regime, Napoleon, all the way to the Bourbon Restoration without losing his fortune (or head)
          >talk to my professor about my reading
          >"I don't know who that is"
          >"that seems unlikely, he's a really famous French politician"
          >he seems puzzled
          >suddenly
          >"oooh you mean taj-ee-rohn!"
          >I forgot that in French you're not supposed to pronounce double L's, instead pronounce them as "j"
          >he starts laughing hysterically

          Your professor doesn't speak French or you misheard him. Talleyrand would be tallay-ran.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I think some things get lost because I'm doing the phonetics in English but I fricked up by going back to my native language (Dutch) by using the "j". Where we also pronounce vanille in the French way.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what I was taught. For example you'd pronounce vanille as "va-nee-juh" for example. Could it be a question of dialect?

        That's interesting, this guy seems to pronounce it "talle-rohn" so with the L and without the "ee" (y) sound.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    S̸̺̮̣̺͗̔k̷̛͖̫̎͒̐͑̉͑̊̈́̌͐͆̋̌̕̚ḑ̴̨͖̯̘̮͇̞̝͓̬̠̗̏͐̐̾̒͊̊̈́̆̔̉̕ͅͅj̵̨͍̫͚͓̹͖͔̯̗̊̏̈́̃͒̑̓̓̚͜f̷̨̛̛̼͇̙̘̼͓̤̺̼̋̿̿͗̓́͆̌̑̋͗̈̆͘͝ǩ̵̄̈́̉̈́͛͘ͅs̴̤̭̼̗̦̙͂̑̈́ͅk̷̢̳̥̞̱̽̐̐͂̂̄̆̈́͋̀͘d̶̛͓͖͉̹͐̿̇̂͗̐̉ķ̸̱̼͇̤̼̯̎́͌̌̈͆̌̈́͌̄̿͐͌̀̚͘͝f̶̧̜͉̼̦̘̣͍̻̥͓̥̖́̑͌̈́͌̉̃́͛̾̎͆́̉͘ͅk̷̥̞̘̱̙̰̯̩͔̪̝̺̝̺̟͊͗̌̓̽͌͛͒̒̆͂͘ͅ

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In cases like this the name becomes like a symbol to me

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    or you settle on a name 2/5th of the way in and then in the last 5th you start questioning whether it's right again

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really

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