>this is AEW's response to the best rated weekly show in the history of the industry (on cagematch)
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>this is AEW's response to the best rated weekly show in the history of the industry (on cagematch)
Grim, dire even.
The cure for insomnia.
>Sasha on commentary
Legitimately what are they thinking here? This is going to expose her hard. She can barely cut a scripted promo or do an interview without putting her foot in her mouth.
She can put her hooves in my mouth
Tony's booking her run just like he did Punk's.
She is the female Phil, so it's pottery.
>best friends vs taven and bennett
how much money alone does this match make
Its shoot incomprehensible to me how or why Maria married this dweeb
So many dimes that it would almost be impossible to count. They are going to flood the arena top to bottom with dimes.
What’s the story for all these BANGERS?
>Ospreay Shibata out of nowhere as a random 5 starrerrino bangerino dream matcherino
I shoot hate AEW and everything it represents.
now type that without crying
>Takeshita jobbing again
I fricking hate Tony
>Takeshita jobbing
he'll probably win with interference from Callis, and start a Callis Family/Mogul Embassy feud
Huh what do you mean
So what's the point of forbidden door if he's already got all the relevant chinks and he's doing the so called
>Dream matches
On random weekly shows
Stardom and CMLL will be on the next FD
MORE
FRICKING
TOYS
I don’t think I can quantify how much I hate the young bucks and how much better wrestling would be without them in it
Moneigh sounds fricking moronic on promos and they want her to do a full on commentary for a womeme's match of all things?
this show was booked before raw, how is it a response?
It’s not, OP is like all E drones - unable to tell what day it is or when things happened. A lifetime of never leaving the house will do that to you.
I bet someone like you who spends 22 hours a day on twitter and IQfy is a good example of leaving the house lmao.
PigCripple had no response to this lol.
stop projecting and go lose weight slopbreasts
Hogshitter ethered AGAIN
quit samegayging and go lose weight, porkbreasts
Sup Trevor. Nobody would react this angrily unless it were indeed them. Stop projecting, you crippled potatoBlack person.
>entire post is projection
>STOP PROJECTING!!!1!
I'm now convinced that you're actually the one in a wheelchair, though it's probably just a mobility scooter you fat homosexual lol
'sup Wheels? Did you enjoy the great and the good of the Internet Wrestling Community coming together to dunk on you for being a dismal mutant yesterday?
>30,000+ views
>200 likes
Tweets shitting on rovert get exponentially more engagement than any of his 600,000+ tweets ever have
Kek what a crippled fat ugly potatoBlack person pigger. He has go away heat everywhere he goes.
What prompted everyone shitting on him yesterday? He's a homosexual every day and has been for years now.
This post I believe.
He called people who enjoyed Raw 'alt right' and got absolutely heemed for it.
Does a screengrab of the Alvarez post exist? That is prime lost media.
>He called people who enjoyed Raw 'alt right'
So, he's a mindbroken libcuck on top of being a crippled potatoBlack person. What point was that moronic pile of shit even attempting to make?
He's terminally online. He thinks saying 'alt right' automatically invalidates the opinions of all the people who disagree with him.
>He called people who enjoyed Raw 'alt right'
why are we pretending this place isn't a gayer version of /misc/
>Does a screengrab of the Alvarez post exist?
I need to see this
Tried finding it, but no luck yet. If you Google Bryan Alvarez and rovert, you just get stuff like this old thread about 'who do you hate most in the IWC?' The results were unanimous and unsurprising.
>Rovert getting called out for being a gay for years
>Continues to act a gay anyways
kek what a crippled gay
>Hogwheeler getting KWABed by deli N
Grim
>Alt Right
Holy frick, Trevor is an even bigger homosexual than I thought.
>spend your free time console warring for a corporarion on twitter
>call someone out for being pathetic
Why are wrestling fans so self unaware?
KWACB
Exactly. AEW booking will be garbage regardless of when it's booked.
Imagine being so bad at booking you could make Shibata coming back to wrestle not register. That's like WWE having Edge come back not at the Rumble but Next level to feud with Von Wagner.
It's kind of like having Bryan return and immediately having him go on to feud with Big Cass
Stop you morons you're giving him ideas
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Tony loves nothing more than rehashing E slop
Holy dimes!
>hire someone that failed at acting in Hollywood
>have her speak
kek
>Swerve already moved down the card for the latest gamechanger
Lol, lmao even
It's gonna be a slow descent from now on. There are only so many fumbles you get in wrestling before you have to catch lightning. That's why WWF/E managed to float through its garbage eras. Right when Vince took over, he meandered for a while, then had Wrestlemania. What even is AEW's flagship PPV? All In? All Out? Same level. They need one huge PPV that goes crazy with the pageantry. They need a lot of stuff.
AEW has been in a slow descent for the last 18 months already.
Swerve's reign confirmed to be transitional
I wonder if he's realised this yet? Do you think he'll ape out on Twitter after losing?
Why wouldn't it be? He shouldn't be getting even that.
Good, there needs to be more short title runs.
After MJF's long ass reign I don't wanna see anyone holding the title for more than six months for a while.
Isn't Shibata ROH pure champion? How come that's not on the graphic but the kingdoms tag belts are?
It's Yuta atm
>ospreay vs shibata
>takeshita vs strickland
>both on free tv with not a single minute of build
>sasha banks on COMMENTARY for the cherry on top
Holy fricking KWAB.
Actually last week on Dynamite, Shibata was hosting Shibata TV and then Will interrupted and said Shibata has tiny balls and now they're mortal enemies who want to kill eachother.
holy fricking stacked card
What's he supposed to do? The show was already finalized for this week. TV shows are like cruise ships--they're large and need a couple months to adjust course. You can't just change everything in two days.
>You can't just change everything in two days
homie, Tony frequently books matches two days before a Dynamite or PPV
He should turn his notebook upside down again
I love Shibby, but he can't go at the level he used to. That and I don't want to see him die like Misawa.
>pockets in a tag
>taven on tv
>throw away womeme
>bucks match vs jobbers
>swerve
>broken down shibby
miss me with that
>>this is AEW's response to the best rated weekly show in the history of the industry (on cagematch)
Embarrassing. For a good talking segment, an angle, and a bunch of jobber matches?
>For a good talking segment
Something a troony wouldn't know about
>For an angle
Something a troony wouldn't know about
>A bunch of jobber matches
All Elite Wrestling
>No Shida
>No Squishy
I don't care how a bunch of Pajeets and Downies rated their soap opera. This card actually has good matches unlike Raw.
Why does it upset e drones that the Brodie Lee memorial will forever be remembered as the greatest wrestling TV episode of all time?
Name a single match from that without looking it up
don't you ever get tired of seething about AEW?
e-GOD 4 life but let's see
>Ospreay match
idk, the guy's a Flippy shitter hopefully the match will be good
>Swerve match
good
>Young Cucks match
if Okada starts doing heel shit because rn the Bucks need him
>PAWGs match
the only good thing in this show
>who's vs who's match
who tf knows these guys lmao
>How are we feeling?
no 800k chads are eating well
Looks good.
Another enjoyable evening of AEW action!
Old episodes of Sunday Night heat are better than AEW's best offerings. What else is new. Non gay American fans who actually get laid don't care about random Japs and Indy shitters.
Ffs just have Jarrett book the show. Anything is better than Tony doing nothing but random matches with no build. Also Jarrett is based.
Doesn't matter who's booking, the bloom is off the rose and AEW peaked in 2021. It's been declining since then. They're a distant #2, be happy with it.
>AEW needs to focus on their own show and do their own thing
>W-why aren't they competing with Ivar vs Ricochet?!
I'm just happy Eddie Kingston won't be on
I wonder if it's in Mercedes' contract that she needs to be on the poster every week.
won’t be watching
you'll watch it and seethe, like you do every week
Mmm looks like a yummy yummy free TV hot shot to me!
>Ospreay vs. Random Nip
Could be alright, he's been doing well lately
>Take shita vs. Swerve
Like both of them quite a bit
>More EVP Bucks
Maybe their best gimmick
>The same women's match they have every week
Yawn, they have a ways to go before they catch up with the E's womeme's division
>Best Friends vs. Undisputed Kingdom
Nobody gives a shit about the Best Friends. UK is cool enough I guess and I like Roddy too, but Atom Smol is dimeless.
It'll be worth watching probably, but it won't be better than this week's Raw.
god can they frick off with the ROH titles or anything ROH. Just shitcan the jobber fed that 10 people pay to watch and make a new AEW show online again if you insist on having a roster full of dimeless shitters over twice as large as it should be.
Not so fast dronie. You'll always be second place
>All those Foreigners
Is this AEW Dynamite Forbidden Door
>shibata
G R I M
tony has fricked it
This entire show is just an NJPW midcard from 5 years ago + 1 woman match.
The least you could do is throw an Okada graphic somewhere on it.
>best rated weekly show in the history of the industry
Why lie? There's two dynamites, a different raw and a smackdown rated higher. Also a Lucha underground episode of we're counting that.