This was the biggest piece of self-insert boomerslop I've ever read. It makes Bernard Cornwell look subtle.

This was the biggest piece of self-insert boomerslop I've ever read. It makes Bernard Cornwell look subtle.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered black anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a Black person, it's just obvious the writer was some sexually frustrated boomer fantasizing about being an HONORORU GAIJIN and having women throw themselves at him with a touch of Anglo Orientalism and fetishization of the exotic. Didn't help that the prose was awful and read like the script for a TV movie, which I guess is why it was adapted twice.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao you couldn't be more off base, he was starved and tortured in a Japanese POW camp during WWII. The fact that he wrote Shogun instead of hating Japan forever is a pretty incredible mark of character.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ACKSHULLY the guys who tortured me are so wise and noble and their culture is so much better than ours because they're okay with sex toys
          What a fricking homosexual cuck.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Write sychophantic novel about savages who tried to kill you.
            The frick is wrong with anglos? Is this why they love third world immigration so much?

            you wouldn't get it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not what he said or thought. He thought the Japanese were devious psychologically repressed warmongers who got off on torture and death. It just so happens he was a man of nuance so he also the good side of them to in their honor, politeness and bravery. He was an actually a very wise men who understood the complexities of people and just enjoyed writing fun adventure slop.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He was an actually a very wise men who understood the complexities of people and just enjoyed writing fun adventure slop.
            Noble House has extended rants about how liberal and labour parties in the UK and America will cause their societies to collapse and that the future of the British Empire is in Hong Kong as a protectorate under the People's Republic of China.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I heard they got him with the Japanese pee-pee torture

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Write sychophantic novel about savages who tried to kill you.
          The frick is wrong with anglos? Is this why they love third world immigration so much?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I knew that line about the white guy having a huge dick would filter you insecure Asian guys and make them seethe. It goes something like:
        >village headmaster mother wants to see the white guys dick while it's erect
        >when she does she gets the translator to thank him and say she can die happy now

        did I miss anything ricedick?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you missed how this "book" is not real literature but some deranged sexual fantasy written by some ugly white gaijin who will never in a million years come close to fricking prime japanese pussy. White men are disgusting and undesirable and your women desire even Black folks over you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you cope? Everyone and their mother knows that Japan is littered with white gaijins with jap girlfriends. It's not surprising either since whiteys get all the asian diaspora in the west too

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how many jap women have you slept with, white boy? The number is far fewer than black men your mother has been with.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know 3 white men who married Japanese girls and created children with them, all in different generations. Meanwhile the one Japanese friend I have is still a virgin at 28 so... yeah..

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shot in the face,he was captured in Java in 1942 and sent to a Japaneseprisoner of war camponJava. Later, he was transferred toChangi Prisonin Singapore.

            >In 1981, Clavell recounted:

            >Changi became my university instead of my prison. Among the inmates there were experts in all walks of life—the high and the low roads. I studied and absorbed everything I could from physics to counterfeiting, but most of all I learned the art of surviving, the most important course of all.

            >Prisoners were fed a quarter of a pound (110g) of rice per day, one egg per week and occasional vegetables.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how many jap women have you slept with, white boy? The number is far fewer than black men your mother has been with.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I get some bourbon chicken and beef teriyaki? thanks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know Bourbon Chicken existed until a few months ago and now I keep seeing it as a staple of Chinese places. It's like there was an update patch to reality and that was one of the things that got added. I'm not complaining.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clavell actually does have a self-insert, and it's the British guy from King Rat who shows up in Noble House as a writer of memoirs.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The euros also joined mesoamerican culture. The fact is that europe was ass and if anybody visited anywhere else, they realised how backwards europe was.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one side says that it's self-insert pseudo-isekai trash where the gaijin MC solves everything and almost every woman wants his big gaijin dick
    >the other side says this is completely untrue and he's basically a fly on the wall nine times out of ten and is only a self-insert insofar that the novel was written for westerners who would similarly be just as ignorant of the extremely complex world of japanese court intrigue as the MC is
    Which is it? Who is lying?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The book has a scene where some Japanese women are impressed by his dick size, which is believable in context. A Japanese woman also falls in love with him. You can imagine how certain parties react to this, right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty fanservice-y, but the way the first camp talks about the novel you'd think it was basically Sengoku Rance but with the gaijin MC as Rance.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those parties should go back to

        [...]

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you'd rather read about how Nips are animals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like how Americans are animals, they starved their fellow prisoners worse than the Japanese did

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that rifle supposed to shoot needles?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this whole website is about celebrating the superiority of japanese culture.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It got founded because Moot got bullied over having shit taste in anime.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Mexican grandpa was stationed in Osaka. He said he misses it. The women loved him.

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