Tiny People

How would history change if there was a subspecies of humans that never grew taller than 15cm (~6 inches)?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    women would be addicted to big tiny wiener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women would be addicted to swallowing tiny men alivw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        would they get digested? how do they taste to the women?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think that hypothetically, these women of history would also be addicted to using said tiny men as dildos? Letting them spelunk in their tight passages, rubbing their G-spots, beating up their clitorises, biting their cervix?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God imagine climbing inside a woman's hot steamy pussy as a microdude
    historically, of course

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if Gulliver was a woman strapped down to the earth by all those tiny ropes.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    knowing humanity I'm sure they would have had all sorts of atrocities committed against them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine full sized human men cumming on their tiny women and literally drowning them in their cum

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/d/

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what makes you think they would have made it to present day without being killed off? The pygmies barely made it and they are like 4+ feet taller than that on average

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, there'd probably be mukbang videos online of chinese influencers stuffing their faces with tiny people dipped in onions sauce.

  6. 2 years ago
    Dirk

    There used to be this catholic degen who would share his bizarre fantasies that protestants would become small on the board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Dirk

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the Giant Hand poster from yesteryear?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It wouldn't because they would be wiped out. cats and dogs would be super predators, even rats and birds of prey would be able to take them out.
    Even stinging insects would be a major hazard.
    And assuming they take 9 months to reproduce still and 10+ years to be able to fend for themselves in anyway then their population could not sustain itself. Plus full sized humans would step on them for fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Plus full sized humans would step on them for fun.
      They would just step on them?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People on /d/ would be very happy. It would satisfy at least 5 or 6 impossible fetishes those godless autists have.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tiny humans replace pigeons as guidance systems for bombs in the world wars
    >marines send tom thumb to smoke charlies in the tunnels of vietnam
    >america still fricks up va for tiny humans, which results in a wave of gremlin activity across the industrialized portion of america
    tiny humans would destroy the united states.

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