Top 4 claims in French philosophy

4. Foucault: Schools are prisons.
3. Deleuze: The world is an egg.
2. Baudrillard: The Gulf War didn't happen.
1. Lacan: Women don't exist.

Are they right?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based.
    Kinda cringe but based.
    Hyperbased.
    I wish but Lacan was a larping homosexual.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Women don't exist
    What did he mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      γρηγορεύω

      "Women have no existence and no essence; they are not, they are nothing." - Weininger

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4. Yes, and I don't think this is remotely controversial
    3. I don't think so, but I'll admit I was filtered by Deleuze
    2. Yes, in the sense in which he meant it
    1. I haven't read Lacan, but from Googling it, it sounds like he's saying that there's nothing in particular to define a person as being a woman; it's just the word that's assigned to all people that are not men. My inclination is to say no, he's not right, but I haven't thought much on the issue and from my quick research didn't come across a compelling argument either way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So it's a pro-troony argument
      lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe sort of yes, but also no. You could only consider it pro-troony if you believe that trannies aren't men, which means it doesn't really add anything to the troony debate.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3
    he stole that from the hindus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he stole that from the hindus
      What do you mean?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the cosmic egg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      poos stole it from the birds

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never eat goyslop with your gf in Egypt

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Lacan: Women don't exist.
    I fricking wish.

  7. 1 month ago
    γρηγορεύω
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Baudrillard and Lacan didn't sign it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that's why you shouldn't ask them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only 'cause they beefed with Foucault and Deleuze. Don't think it's about principles, just connexions and relations.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're all correct, and I usually despise french philosophers.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4. Correct
    3. Unsure, in a way possibly
    2. He was just being facetious likely
    1. Kind of?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymouṡ

    4) Obviously there are some similarities, but the identity relation is too strong.
    3) It was probaby a metaphor or something.
    2) See above. He wraps everything he says in ten layers of "I didn't mean it LITERALLY — OR DID I?" so he can't be held accountable for anything.
    1) He's probably trying to make some sociological point.

    Damn I hate French intellectuals. On the other hand, they do turn out a decent number of decent mathematicians (or used to; dunno about these days).

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember Baudilliard also said the watergate was like a fake democracy simulation and with the shit Trump has faced I am starting to believe Nixon was right. Murican elites do fake democracy grandstandings instead of actual democracy. So he is probably right about the gulf war as well.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OK but what's number 5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Derrida: There is nothing outside the text

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is actually mistranslation
        It should be "there is no such thing as 'the outside of text'"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          is this related to how a formal system cannot prove it's own consistency? which is to say, a formal system cannot transcend itself. is derrida saying that a piece of text cannot transcend itself, this this way?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Gulf War didn't happen.
    This is the best summary of the last two years.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get the feeling that while these guys may have had been insightful, everything worthwhile they had to say would probably fill half a pamphlet.
    Am I wrong?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Durr, everything's subjective and truth is relative
    Why do the French hate firm reality so much?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because they understand logic and her paradoxes (notice how I gendered logic. problem?)

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    No
    Didn't happen on the subtext of wanting to be and sound off like a smartass or say it was a Freddie glowop, but historically it did, so point invalid
    Yeah, we know how much they don't for being prostitutes and all in the 'modern' era but if I gave you a chaste Virgin or your himeno mommy gf, then I'm certain you'd change your mind in a heartbeat

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