always fail, always get bored. how do i get a job asap? ive unironically tried and failed to learn 7 times over the course of years.
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always fail, always get bored. how do i get a job asap? ive unironically tried and failed to learn 7 times over the course of years.
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you'll probably need to become a working student or something.
how, what is this?
You enroll in some kind of an IT course and find a company that will take you on as a working student. Where are you from?
murica, living in 3rd world as neet rn. havent worked in 3 years, no programming experience
yeah that's gonna be hard. You'll have to get some kind of experience. Why don't you take a programming course?
how old are you? companies are fine with resume-lying homosexuals as everybody knows they are lying, but you have to be 23 max.
>b-but anon i know literally nothing
dont worry about it, you learn working. Seriously is 100% googling you'll be fine, just get a job.
ah im 30, im too old then?
(You) don't.
You do realize programming is neither the only nor the best way to earn money right? There are so many passionless buttholes in software right now just in it for the money it's honestly depressing, do something else.
calm down bro why do you think ive failed so many times to learn? because i know deep down im just enabling the botnet for $$$. what do you suggest?
Obviously business / finance / accounting is best if you're just in it for money, with finance being the most difficult but most rewarding (unless you're actually charismatic and sociopathic enough to be a businessman / CEO). Otherwise you can go for the medical / law route which very safe and prestigious but obviously a big investment. Finally you can go the academic route and then go into private research after getting your masters / PhD in a scientific field. Also you could just get an engineering degree but that might just be an indirect way back into programming for you.
What other career can one get into that you can potentially learn in a year or less and start at $70k without the need to go to school or some something of manual labor? Also the job has to allow me to work from home 3-4 days out of the week (minimum).
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morons like you are the reason entry level positions get flooded with applications
How am I a moron for wanting to do a comfy job? I would be a moron if I got a CDL and drove trucks in Nevada or something.
>comfy job
Frick off we’re fricking full
Neets who try to become code monkeys because they think it’s comfy are worse than pajeets by a mile. Either you like programming and you’re good at it or you don’t and you should have a nice day. Two options.
I'm not crazy about it, but I would rather do it then breaking my back in a warehouse, or something. Why are you mad bro? Mentor me on the Discord. What's your email?
In school I hated programming C++. It was super boring imo. But then I learned html, css+bootstrap and find it a lot more enjoyable building something visually. Starting Js now. Worried because I hate math, so not sure if Js will stick. Is there room for someone like me?
Stop playing gatekeeping moron. The whole "only get into programming if you truly enjoy it" is a meme
I'm 100% for the money and let me tell you that even if I don't enjoy coding its still a better job than 99% of the shit that you'll find out there.
Yes, coding isn't fun and I hate it, but I work from home and get paid big bucks for sitting on my ass all day. That's enough for me.
t. Ex-Retail wagecuck who moved to programming only for the money a couple of years ago
You need to focus on a project-driven approach. It's pretty simple:
1) Find something that you would like to build (web widget, web app, website, game, etc). Start from small things and move on to bigger stuff.
2) Learn the basics of the tech that you would like to use in the project.
3) Build your project.
This allows you to remain focused while learning becase you'll be making something that personally interests you instead of some generic examples.
keep failing forward, making mistakes is how we learn
I tried learning programming since I was a teen (I got into it by making custom maps in the Warcraft 3 map maker) but anything beyond variables and ifs statements never "clicked" for me. For example I never understood functions
I did 1 year in a CS degree and flunked out. Got back into it later and finally it all started to click when I was around 25 years old
Im back in school for CS now and am obliterating the rest of my classmates in terms of grades and Im able to self-teach the complicated math that I could never understand (had to teach myself starting from fractions and basic algebra...multiple times, as I often lost knowledge and mathematical intuition)
There's always hope anon
>For example I never understood functions
sir good morning
indeed sir
no shame in admitting when you don't understand something
Are you sure you did your best to have a job?
i don't know if you see it but i shell start your process with my globes in suspicious mode.
>how do i get a job asap?
well first you have to know a programming language which apparently you aren't capable of so I guess you just don't get a job
why are programmers so stuffed up about what it is they do which is ultimately “50 ways to spy on people”? your hubris is on full display with the looming technocratic dystopia? how do you people sleep with yourselves without some utopian philosophy bolstering what it is that you do? further, most of you buttholes flaming probably are so dependent and so far up the stack that your job amounts to playing busy and band aiding an increasingly complex and less functional internet. i came here claiming to try many many times to learn and people are jumping to conclusions about my motives. again, calm down bros, you serve the botnet. it’s not that serious.
You clearly have a deep dislike and personal resentment towards something as innocuous as software engineering. Do something else with your life.
aww baby botnet slave can’t acknowledge he sells humanity out for a check and will never do anything actually in service of life. software engineering, innocuous? kek. you clearly have an inflated self perception about making pretty faces and new neural pathways for the botnet to nurture and shape humanity into it’s desired image. i have no resentment, i’m only calling a spade a spade. stuffed up grandiose buttholes came in here belittling me for my failure to learn something. i rebuked.
Alright I take it back. You have schizophrenia.
awww poor baby botnet slave knows he’s a slave and he’s mad someone not absorbed into his self deluded metaverse is interacting frankly with him. what is it that you do as a programmer that gives you such a sense of self righteousness? particularly if you’re way up the stack? how do you feel such pride when what you do is basically babysitting the botnet as it approaches a sort of infantile omnipotence?
ooohhh that apathy and thinly veiled pride maintained by a vision you’re too cowardly to share and then disparaging people who think differently than you….bold
what's going on here?
>Javascript
>CSS
I think a good way to learn those is write some userscript for Greasy Fork, you just modify some existent page
>failed to learn 7 times over the course of years.
Genuinely, programming is probably not for you. Serious advice: go to trade school. You’ll make just as much money if not more.
I bet 10 bucks you only tried to make things you didn't really want or care about.
Don't begin with javascript.
go to the wild for a week or two.
Just hike through the mountains, or woods.
bring with yourself paper books, something that will let you look at your life from different perspective, and cut electronics for that time; avoid wasteful pleasure.
Who the frick actually enjoys to work period? We can't all be sports stars, porn stars, or nascar drivers.
If you want to get a codemonkey job .
Frick off wagecuck
That said make your own webpage check luke smiths guide.As for JavaScript check xah lee.
You need to break off your addictions and become a hardened man. I'm not even memeing. You're probably addicted to coming on IQfy. Take your laptop outside somewhere out of wifi range with a thermos bottle full of coffee or your beverage of choice, and force yourself to study for an hour. Then repeat. Every day.