>finally after being a friendless 26 year old kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin i get a cute gf that will always be with me and never cheat me and she lovse me and we have sex and also i am not physically and mentally ill anymore through the pwoer of love >i wake up
>finally after being a friendless 26 year old kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin i get a cute gf that will always be with me and never cheat me and she lovse me and we have sex and also i am not physically and mentally ill anymore through the pwoer of love >i wake up
>Browsing the board at work I encounter a thread with an image so lust-provoking I begin cooming and don't stop cooming until it begins to flood the office, reaching first my ankles, then my knees and waist, my chest and neck, first enraging and then drowning my coworkers. >I wake up in bed in a cold sweat and to my relief I realize I didn't coom at all but at that very same second to my great shame I realize I've pissed the bed and to my even greater horror I realize I'm still pissing and can't stop pissing.
>I turned on my computer again opened google chrome
>A blue website with frog pictures scattered on the screen loaded
Stupid frogposters.
>I thought I stepped into Sneed's
>but the sign said Chuck's
>finally after being a friendless 26 year old kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin i get a cute gf that will always be with me and never cheat me and she lovse me and we have sex and also i am not physically and mentally ill anymore through the pwoer of love
>i wake up
>I watch as they died, a pang of remorse engulfs me but I quickly over power it.
>"Next patient!"
>I put on my headphones.
>There was no limiter on the master.
>"Its only fove nights, it shouldn't be that hard", I thought to myself.
>That was when I realized Freddy Fazbore was in the room.
>I was beating my wife, but then I remembered my wife was dead.
>Who's wife was I beating?????
>I was talking to my wife over the phone when she walked into the room, having just woken up.
>BUT WHO WAS PHONE
Boss asks to see the Mueller report. Open up laptop and forget I was looking at furry porn on my break.
Where can I find this picture without the apu and candy? Extremely comfy.
>i opened /lgbt/ again by mistake
>being a phone poster is a cursed existence
>I pulled out.
>It was too late.
Underrated thread
>"No monsters under the bed, Greta Thunberg," the Father said.
>My wiener grew so long and hard that its head was now pressed against the closet door.
lmao, didn't expect that
>I wake up.
>Then, I wake up.
>I rub my eyes…
>where’d they go?
Good one
>The hook hand
>No, the other one
>tell him to shake my hand
>he vibrates it
>tell him to shake my hand
>he stirs it
spoiler tags are fun
>look at the car door
>man door hand hook car door
>small town, there's only one place to get fricked and sucked
>go there today, find out now I can only get fed and sed
>go to the library
>it's mandatory penis inspection day
>She
>He
>I rush into the bathroom with my anus burning and rip off my pants
>my vomit tastes like shit
It's time you admitted it, anon.
You know what I'm talking about.
No you're gay YOU'RE GAY
>Once, She/Her
>Now, They/Them.
Frick off mine was literally the most horrifying because it happens every day, it's just never happened to anyone on IQfy.
>I thought she loved me
>but she was just in love with who she thought I was
>What are you talking about, Anon? We didn't adopt Tykwon.
>Browsing the board at work I encounter a thread with an image so lust-provoking I begin cooming and don't stop cooming until it begins to flood the office, reaching first my ankles, then my knees and waist, my chest and neck, first enraging and then drowning my coworkers.
>I wake up in bed in a cold sweat and to my relief I realize I didn't coom at all but at that very same second to my great shame I realize I've pissed the bed and to my even greater horror I realize I'm still pissing and can't stop pissing.