What are examples of people who are unhireable? How hard is it to become unhireable?
I found the youtube channel of a homeless ex-bay-area software developer with 15 years of experience who is unmistakably unhireable. I've sifted through his autistic ramblings and this is what I found:
>at one job, did something he mistakenly thought was the "social norm in cities" that got him fired (vague about it)
>next job, fired for low performance
>next job, claims that a drunk female intern was hitting on him at a bar, he said "b***h go away". Told his manager about this. got fired.
>HR also says "3 people claim he makes them uncomfortable"
>This company filed a RESTRAINING ORDER against him
>When you google his name, you see his court cases which have screenshots of his tweets stating he has violent fantasies against his former employer
>STILL FOUND A JOB AFTER THIS
>quit
>can't find a job now because of background checks
He now. lives in his car, and is available on upwork for $18/hr
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>How hard is it to become unhireable?
If you use social media like a moron? Not difficult at all.
I thought that was an exaggeration. For example, the donglegate guy who was the subject of news articles like "Donglegate: How One Brogrammer’s Sexist Joke Led to Death Threats and Firings" was able to immediately find a job after that event
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donglegate
Huh wow
what if i only have ~~*linkedin*~~ and low to zero social skills?
You get fired because you make people uncomfortable
if one day i get fired because of a women felling "uncomfortable" i'll unironically rape her
maybe if you didn't say stuff like that, you wouldn't make people uncomfortable. food for thought.
i'll rape you too if you get too funny, smart ass
maybe u should simp less, now 2 people want to rape you.
I meant that thinking you have zero social skills and hating society seems to have a positive feedback loop. Disliking other people because you consider yourself to have "zero social skills" turns you from a nice awkward guy to someone who makes other people "uncomfortable" and sooner or later you're a "weirdo" or freak.
I have found much success in life by throwing away that hatred. Normies can sense that hatred and it will only make your life harder for you.
- Autism guy
No. I hate them and the moment I can kill them, via say, proposing mandatory vax in the office for which i know i will fake it, I do. Those that annoy you should die. This is my moto. If millions annoy, you, billions must die.
But I am also quite autistic about tech, so i can hide my hate for some people by talking about tech 99% of the time. This does not mean I will not try to kill people, it just means that there is time and place for it all.
learn to be chill, brother
you will get the vax, and you will be happy and you will get cancer in your 30s and i will be happy i do not need to deal with you.
but i still have to add that i am not like that toward everyone, just a few people in the office. for each of the places i have worked in the past i only want the death of 10% of the office.
Kek you sound like one of my work buddies who I'm pretty sure would kill me for fun if he thought he could get away with it
please remember the important part: I will only consider and plan your death if I dislike you and i dislike only 10% of the office. Meaning that chances are I am occupied with death plans for other people and you can relax.
simp moron
in the past i would argue with it, but multiple people have already blown the heads of their ex wifes after a divorce rape and gotten only 10 max years for it so more like 5. we are entering the age where violence against women will be the norm whether the state likes it or not.
Murdering your ex wife would usually be 2nd or more, which is a minimum of 15 years in most civilized states. In Iowa, it's mandatory 50 years
in some states it is 10 max. read the news. Multiple people had to choose between their money or a 5 year vacation in the prison. Multiple women were made a new hole in their head.
Quite likely that you are being edgy, but as some morons do think this; If you get fired and the response is risking jail time just to "get back at that b***h", then you are a stupid Black person and rightly deserve to be fired, jailed and then raped in jail.
hey new amigo, kys
I know a guy who is great at programming, but either chooses to not get a job or is incapable of getting one because he's severely autistic to the point of actually living on autismbux. I've tried telling him that he could make a lot of money, he's one of those crazy talented savant types. If he wasn't so autistic, he'd be rich and successful.
He needs exposure to real world problems so he can get ideas and eventually turn it into a money making machine. I'll give you both one for free: video and audio content streaming API. MUX pricing is fricking ridiculous and their DX is dogshit. If you can half-ass something that works for half the price you'll be billionaires in 1 year.
Exposure to the real world turns autists into failed normalgay drones. Let him stay in his lane, success is meaningless unless you were born in the top elite anyways.
ok what about money for living
>If you can half-ass something that works for half the price you'll be billionaires in 1 year.
damn I could be a billionaire by making a wrapper around ffmpeg? Wow.
>What are examples of people who are unhireable?
If you don't currently have a job you aren't eligible for a job.
If you don't have 3 to 5 years experience you aren't eligible for an entry level position.
if i write a few more years in my fake resume, will it hurt you? i have only 1000 years of rust experience. its not much. what, you have only 2? skill issue.
I NEETed for three years and worried that I'd made myself unhireable. Then I got the first job that I applied for a couple of months ago. I guess I interview well.
my roommate has an english degree and is apparently unhireable. she pays rent right now doing freelance photography gigs for her sisters photography studio, and cant get a job of literally any kind. she cant even pass an interview at a grocery store i guess.
anyway i think recruiters read "degree from private liberal arts school" and assume youll be worse than someone a highschool dropout or 50yo alcoholic, and theyre probably right. college age anons pls take note that everyone can smell the '70k/yr private school' aura on you and know its BS
Remember the guy who sparked the whole gamergate thing? Gamergate caused him to get fired from the Massachusetts General Hospital's robotics lab. Not sure if he found work, but it looks like he's been trying to support himself by developing pretty technical things on Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/Eron_G
I have ADHD which has decayed to severe with crippling fatigue. I’m basically unhireable because I’m undependable. I might hyperfocus and write some of the best code you’ve seen, or solve a problem no one else can. Or I might miss days of work because I can’t get out of bed. As it gets worse I do the latter more and more.
The experience has made me hate US healthcare with a passion, but that’s another topic.
Literally me. Society wasnt made for our binge work style and now we must constantly suffer for it.
>doing 10 hours of work in 14 hour work week? No, you have to do 10 hours of work in a 50 hour work week, or else you are lazy!
Its all so fricking tiresome.
I was fired from several jobs and quit from several others. It happened over a period of about 15 years and my resume was messed up, it just had all these jobs where I'd only been there for a few months and I only had 2 references from ages ago. I was never fired for performance issues, it was always other things. I ended up going to a psychiatrist 3 years ago after becoming pretty suicidal and they put me on medication and autismbux and I feel better now. I still program pretty much every day, i'm just working on my own projects and probably going to try freelancing soon
why were you fired
First time I was made redundant because they ran out of money.
Second time I was fired was because my manager didn't want to tell her manager that she couldn't understand what to do for the job. So instead she told her manager that I just didn't want to do any work, but I didn't understand the project either. So i got fired. I found out later she was trying to do the same thing to the next person after me too.
Third time I was fired after working 3 weeks at a job, I'm not even sure why, i did everything they said. I think my manager wanted someone else to be hired instead of me, maybe his friend or something. He was really obnoxious.
Fourth time was at a place where the project was really far behind I was fired after about 2 months. I'm pretty sure I was hired so that I could be fired by my manager and he could blame things on me. I got all my tasks done every week and didn't get any bad feedback or have to fix anything. Only thing I did wrong was turned up 5 minutes late twice. That manager got fired a few months after me.
There was also 5 jobs that I quit. Most after only a few months.
How the frick do I get gibs? I wish I had a full year to just focus on my health, figuring out meds, getting back on my feet.
>freelancing
can autists even freelance
just change your name? how hard is it? also he has just a minor story, some admins for old school runescape changed their names a few times and still are ok while the shit they were in was much bigger.
Just got my 40th rejection. Mathematically how many more do I need to get before being hired?
+Infinity
Also this whole thread assumes people would not lie on their resume which most do. Most people change the years of experience on past jobs to be say 6 months to a year bigger, but if your name is the problem, just change it. Yes, your name is a variable as well, not just your past work experience.
I just did a background check for a job, and they asked for any old legal names. Plus, they'd get your old name anyway when they try to verify employment with previous companies
Black person, applying for a job is like a tinder scrolling session: "omg, becky 1 wants to know where i hit the corpse of becky 0, what will i do... but swipe left on becky 2". there are other jobs in the field too.
I'm a high school dropout
That's pretty much unhireable since every job that exists wants you to have a high school diploma even though it doesn't matter at all
Do you know how to code? Are you employed as a software engineer?
Unironically asking so I can help you
No and no
I'm on this board because I like tech and Linux, not because of coding
somehow i have more faint in you than i do in most people currently employed. you have hobbies and interests, something that the average late 20s above do not. you can make a simple game and get excited by it, while the late 20s + will not be excited by anything but a wow clone.
Thank you for words of encouragement anon
I don't think coding is for me, seeing as the reason I dropped out of highschool in the first place was that I couldn't do and hated math
I just hope there's a way for me to get employed anywhere even though every job offer requires a high school diploma, because I'd rather kill myself than do math in school ever again
the truth is that diplomas mean jack shit and for as long as you are ambitious you got it. I am literally the person in this thread talking about killing people so i am giga black pilled and when i talk to young blood like you i am kinda white pilled about the future and their/your abilities. good luck.
you might be a genius with an inferiority complex, leave thats hit behind, believe in yourself, get crazy.
I've never had such a bad experience as that guy but I figure I'll be unhirable in 5-10 years. Ageism in tech plus AI taking over. I've got a friend with two sailboats and wants to sell one, might buy one and just live on that till the sweet release of death.
No savings?
Nothing that would last longer than 5 years
In my case, I got bored of programming, now I'm learning Japanese to go to Japan and look for a Japanese girlfriend uwu.
wheres the youtube link
I'm not trying to turn him into a lolcow or something. What I said in the OP is pretty much the only interesting thing he says.
Additionally
>"I'm 5'5" so my ability to code is the only thing I've got going for me"
>"I'm kinda like the Donald Trump of the office, and everyone else is red-haired liberal, or femboy or catboy"
and him blaming everyone but himself on why he's where he's at.
>unhireable people
me with half a decade of employment gap
Any programmer who doesn't make women around him uncomfortable isn't a real programmer.
What are examples of people who are unhireable?
Woman ruin everything.
>calls female coworker a b***h
>gets fired
WHY DO WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING REEEEE
>call male coworker a b***h
>get punched in the face
>get broken jaw treated by the barber while drunk (both of us)
>walk into work the next day with only a band-aid to cover the incision
>nobody speaks a word of it ever again
those were the days
>get punched in the face
>full on fight
>go too far, coworker is now in a coma and you have to pay for him as long as the family says to pull the plug (you will pay forever) but you are also in jail
yep, the days.
>he doesn't know how to take his lumps
Sorry, kid. A man's game takes a man's price.
post jawline
If you master interviewing instead of prioritizing deep knowledge on some esoteria in tech you will get hired
This means doing those silly questions they ask and solving those algorithms or other bullshit never used in the job tasks
Then you also skill up on the social aspect and are presentable and reliable
Also you must show that your somewhat able to take initiative to complete tasks on your own but also ultimately submissive to an extent so you will not usurp anyone
Become the corporate bugman. That’s how you get hired. If you act like your way above or way below everyone else by poor behavior you are not getting hired.
Being good at getting jobs is more important than the jobs themselves because you can be a top performer and still get cut for bigger economic reasons outside the company itself. So in this case you can simply get hired again.
You also try to nepotism it and get hired into other positions or different companies by “making friends” with your coworkers
anyone successful I have seen has this quality: the ability to interview well and get jobs. They can be complete frick ups and they have just moved up the chain.
Do people genuinely worry about "usurpment" and stuff? I never had to care about that kind of thing because I've never been in a work environment where that's necessary. My friend has told me about some of his coworkers trying to sabotage him, but I thought he was crazy.
It could be because your sort of in that box, and I don’t think that’s a bad thing, but I am guessing you don’t rock the boat and also not a pushover so you’re not a target
being above or below in the social dynamic means you could be more likely a target
Also yes it’s possible you haven’t had to deal with it in your jobs
Being a genuine, actually diagnosed schizo does that.
Can't be lack of talent atleast. We've got dozens of 'developers' here who have no idea what a CLI is, couldn't write a for-loop if their life depended on it
I wish cli was not something i had opened constantly... Even fricking gitlab commits cannot be done by any other comfy means than cli.
>He now. lives in his car, and is available on upwork for $18/hr
that's really depressing because I know people on upwork who are "virtual assistants" and make six figures. absolutely zero skill required other than being pretty and having a nice voice and being able to do basic conversational stuff.
the golden era of tech bros is over unfortunately