Wake up sheeps.

Wake up sheeps.
Do you really think they programmed the whole thing to constantly balance the price according to buying and selling? For an aprils fools?

The price is just moving randomly!
Nothing we do matters, it's all rng.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Rich Investor

    So it's just like the real stockmarket?
    Genius.

  2. 1 month ago
    Rich Investor

    No shit

  3. 1 month ago
    Fledgling Investor

    I'm done with this game, I've reached 10 $CHAD and that's all it matters.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seething poor gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      OP has 10x $BOOB though. I think you're just jelly of his $BOOB.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got 10 GME now how do i get my thingy to show up

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing we do matters, it's all rng.
    This is more true than you realize.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    >dont mind me , I just want to se how far the rainbow can stretch test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test

  8. 1 month ago
    Rich Investor

    >test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dayumn

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    full spread portfolio here, gonna test some of these options out
    >test

    • 1 month ago
      Aspiring Investor

      oops, mispelled
      >test
      test

  11. 1 month ago
    Rich Investor

    what does booba give us?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you really think they programmed the whole thing to constantly balance the price according to buying and selling?
    It's the jannies taking their tip.

    >For an aprils fools?
    Only a fool would tip a janny, so... yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Rich Investor

      cope, nocoiner

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They just spend it all on disposable vapes you know.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    I don't think it is rng. Not in realtime at least.
    All price movements are probably following a script (and probably most of it was random generated). And I expect some events in a few hours, like giga dumps across the stocks.

  14. 1 month ago
    Rich Investor

    But I keep diamond handing and GME keeps going up. You mean to say this doesn’t work in reality?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    >don't care. I retired as a mogul. I don't need to grind anymore, I'm rich af

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post your stack kid

  16. 1 month ago
    white

    dont tell them, they wont listen
    just leave the cave bro, come with me

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Don't care
    Completed it mate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      >holding cash in an inflationary environment

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        >not a single ticker above $1,000 all day
        >inflationary

      • 1 month ago
        Aspiring Investor

        if people save their money,
        everyone's money becomes more valuable

  18. 1 month ago
    Aspiring Investor

    I"M STILL NOT SELLING!!!!!!!

  19. 1 month ago
    Aspiring Investor

    you should have noticed this in the first minute and just made money from buying things close to 1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      >you should have made money
      >Aspiring Investor

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