>We say "main" now, don't we?

>We say "main" now, don't we?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    massa-dey-here

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never.

    #include <stdio.h>

    int master() {
    printf("Hello, world!n");
    return 0;
    }

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *cue the following*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brilliant.
      We need to fork GCC and make master the default entry function.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basado

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      #define main master

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The language nazis can go frick themselves. Including dumb made up pronouns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all words are made up and language isnt static kys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes, from now on we should refer to doors as cats. all words are made up anyway, right? "i knocked on her cat, but she wouldn't open". perfectly fine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          intentionally missing the point isn't a sound argument. prescriptive linguists can take a troony dick up their gash.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Says the person prescribing other people what words to use...?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            where do I prescribe? any language is defined by its speakers; if enough speakers use a word to refer to the same thing then that word becomes a part of their language, whether you like the word or not. I also think extra pronouns are ridiculous but that isn't going to stop them from becoming a part of English lexicon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Missing the point. Nobody is trying to force me to use the word c**t to refer to you, that word is also on the dictionary because enough people use it. Use your fantasy pronouns but don't get mad if I don't.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you obsessed with pronouns, anon?
            We are talking about computers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >prescribe
            by arbitrarily enforcing a change bc you dont like the language society uses today
            you cannot enforce a change, change is organic and by social contract
            like the economy lel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >intentionally missing the point isn't a sound argument
            intentionally acting like a moron and ignoring fundamentals isn't one, either

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The difference between him being a gay and you being one is the number of people calling doors cats.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you stupid?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Giggity

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yasss go off kweeen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all words are made up and language isnt static kys
        This is exactly why instead of master and slave it should be Black person and homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all words are made up and language isnt static kys
        No you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all prices are made up and economy isnt static kys
        >ergo my friends and I can define the pricing of our favorite products, and you cant do anything about it
        thats how moronic you sound

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >language isnt static
        static const master;

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          static const sounds redundant tbqhfam
          what language so i can avoid it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeh but words are not imposed on people by their masters(corporations) and are instead flushed out by the community as a whole over tens if not hundreds of years. Implying that somebody saying we will only use use main or primary instead of master and take action overnight is dumb af.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a difference between organic change and pandering you stupid mong.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I create a repository, I go out of my way to change the branch to master.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edit your git config to make it master by default, idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have the git setting set to default to master, still I set the branch to master just in case they try to trick me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Each time he makes a deliberate concious choice to rename it.
        Its about sending a message.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's master by default

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically i think main is better from a logical standpoint, but i still use master out of spite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I recognize I'm wrong but too triggered to do anything about it
      yikes, cope

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > wmain
    ass.dat

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't matter much to you, but many people will benefit from it. so why be evil?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one benefits and its a nuisance. stop being a homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick u mean buddy every time master is replaced with main we save 2 bytes

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    main is shorter and more descriptive/accurate

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It should be pc by now.
    Black people have been using the phrase "my main man" for decades.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    use trunk if you want to be contrary

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >setup new git repo
    >git remote add origin master

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reactions when the default branch name changed from "master" to "main":

    Normal people:
    > Oh. Okay, that's fine I guess.

    moronic people:
    > REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kys troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually the normal people reaction in my experience is generally "Oh, that's pretty fricking stupid" after having to explain why there's confusion about which branch to push to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well color me moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >judging anything on the average normie's response
      Lmao.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's right. Please merge my PR:

    https://github.com/Mastercard-Gateway/woocommerce-simplify-payment-gateway-plugin/pull/43

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why haven't they changed their name to maincard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > click github profile
      > freecodecamp
      Every fricking time. These delusional bootcamp morons always try to get commits in big projects by fixing some irrelevant bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek so supporting troony delusin or some shaming of 70iq blacks is normal and somehow removed from the mentally ill and challenged group?
      At this point we should let criminals walk free, they just "identify" as bad person

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, we say slaveowner, sweetheart. Now be nice and go fetch me some coffee.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1:58

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Come crawling faster (faster)
      Obey your main (main)
      Your life burns faster (faster)
      Obey your...
      Main! Main!
      Main of Puppets, I'm pulling your strings
      Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
      Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
      Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream
      Main! Main!
      Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's been years since and I didn't saw it anywhere while working. But I don't live in globohomosexual country.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git remote rename master bringbackslavery

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if master is changed to main what's slave changed to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nignog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Power bottom

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so is it no longer a Masters degree?
    Is it no longer a master key?
    Are skills no longer mastered?

    Why does it seem only within the field of programming theres an issue?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people are still mad over le SJWs
    lmao some kids just can't grow up

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >apply for programmer job
    >HR looks through your github profile
    >they see your master branches are called "master"
    >your name gets added to a blacklist shared via a database that every major software company's HR department has access to
    >get put on a government watchlist that tracks racists, homophobes, and transphobes
    >can't get a loan because bank's HR also subscribes to that database
    >bank closes your account
    >debit cards, credit cards stop working, can't buy food at any grocer or restaurant
    >lose your house because you're out of money and can't pay property taxes
    >every homeless shelter trespasses you because your name is on that national watchlist of known racists
    >die starving in the midst of a winter blizzard
    >your remains get cremated and your ashes are given to Black Lives Matter to be mixed with cans of paint they'll use to paint tax-funded BLM murals on streets

    They hate you.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't heard a single sound argument for the change. Not one. Anything said in its defense always ends up either as an attack on people for questioning the change, or an intentional refusal to learn what "master" means in context.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >crackhead in minneapolis shoves drugs up his ass and goes to buy a banana with fake money
    >default git branch name changes on most popular platforms
    Why does this even happen?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MASTER AND N-

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we should change master to main
    "How the frick does this add to the value of the company? you know we have an integration deadline on the 30th. and, to be honest, this would probably break the dev-ops chain for weeks because I bet those idiots have hard-coded the string 'master' in a hundred different places."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >burgers?

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