What are some big novels (800 pages or more) that aren't unreadable pseud shit.

What are some big novels (800 pages or more) that aren't unreadable pseud shit. Like with a plot, many plots even, and lots of characters and nice words all strung together.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Praxis series are doorstoppers but fun. Like a non-gay Dune.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >non-gay
      but where's the fun in that?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Musashi.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good call, this is somewhat what I mean.
      A similar one I'd like to read on day is Shiba Ryotaro's Clouds above the Hill: A Historical Novel of the Russo-Japanese War, which is 4 vols in English.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    war & peace

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    of human bondage by somerset maugham

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Los Sorias

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Recognitions

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the three musketeers
    journey to the west

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I own Journey to the West. Waley's Monkey is one of my fave novels, so I hope the longer version is even better.

      war & peace

      Less miserable

      War & Peace and Les Miserables are precisely the sort of books I mean... but what are some less obvious examples?

      The Recognitions

      I assumed this was pomo shit. I don't want anything where it's ambiguous as to who's speaking or what's going on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Waley's Monkey is one of my fave novels, so I hope the longer version is even better.
        I started reading Journey of the West before I picked up Monkey, and I dropped it after the first few pages- It's just unnecessary. Unless something changes radically after that, the "originals" are much better, both in word choice and in atmosphere.

        I'm gonna be honest though, I have no idea what ver. I'm going off of. As far as I can tell, it's the 2005 Silk Pagoda edition that was "adapted from the WJF Jenner translation" at least that's what it says in the epub. I really like the way it's written- novel form, but frequently interrupted by "listen to this sick ass poem someone wrote about it" So you get the best of both worlds.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Less miserable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why don't they just translate the title? It's notoriously hard to pronounce for anyone who isn't french. just call it the misery, so it sounds like a baller MCR song

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Four Great Chinese Novels (That Are Actually Six)

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IJ

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Forsyte Saga by John Galsworthy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have this!
      I considered reading it next, even. Just have to find my copy.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway good night chums, I'm off to read.
    I better have more recs when I check in tomorrow...

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You’re describing infinite jest but I doubt you want to hear that

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Middlemarch.

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