What are some books to be reading in public specifically to attract the attention of women?
Pic related is one right?
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What are some books to be reading in public specifically to attract the attention of women? Pic related is one right?
I was approached when I was reading Ulysses. The girl was kinda fat though.
kek, what did you do? Situations like that are good practice.
I shitted and cummed myself, then I never spoke to her again.
Buy a copy of Infinite Jest, but don't read it and instead just keep it on your main shelf in a prominent position.
This is guaranteed to attract women. It works, but don't ask me how.
How are women going to see it on my shelf?
If they're already in my flat then they will already be attracted to me. I purely want books to have women approach me.
It's like a magnet. They'll come to your room specifically because the unread Infinite Jest attracts them.
I'm being serious here. I didn't have any success with women until I bought a copy of Infinite Jest and then just never got around to reading it.
Kek, I am genuinely gonna try this, I like how you have sold it to me.
Just remember, don't actually read the book. Keep it on your shelf, tell yourself you'll genuinely read it some day, but don't read more than a page or else it won't work
This is what David Foster Wallace died for
they sniff it out like Axe and just start pouring directly into your urethra
Can confirm
Dubs confirm, glad to see someone else knows it's true so I don't just sound like a madman
why not just get a prostitute rather than degrade yourself like this
How is reading a book degrading myself? Books are also cheaper than prostitutes.
The book has never appealed to me so I have no problem not reading it.
>The book has never appealed to me so I have no problem not reading it.
Ah. Here's the problem.
Like I said, you have to genuinely WANT to read it else it won't work, hence why you're keeping it on your shelf. There's a difference between an unread copy (i.e., a book yet to be read) and a copy that you're never going to read.
I feel like the magic is already broken then. Quick OP, what door stopper that’s memed here do you ACTUALLY want to read, maybe that will work. Try to think of something that women will call a red flag.
Do you want to try and convince me why I should read it?
I wouldn't be able to, OP, because I haven't gotten round to reading it yet
but you want to? So what made YOU want to read it?
I heard it's decent. Plus, I like both American postmodernism and what I've already read of DFW's essays
Reading Camus is pretty degrading
it is gay to read to get pussy
One time I was reading an anthropology book on peyote ceremonies in a doctor’s office and some dude asked me about it. We didn’t frick but it was a conversation starter at least.
>book called the Strangler
>he doesn't strangle anyone
Ernest Hemingway
A Moveable Feast
>she's high iq
Proust, Recherche
>she's medium iq
Bronte, Wuthering Heights
>she's low iq
Rowling, Harry Potter
Kafka works at all iq ranges
Infinite Jest works better if you recommend it to them. Follow this advice https://reductress.com/post/why-im-waiting-for-the-right-man-to-tell-me-to-read-infinite-jest
anything in french