What are some books to be reading in public specifically to attract the attention of women? Pic related is one right?

What are some books to be reading in public specifically to attract the attention of women?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was approached when I was reading Ulysses. The girl was kinda fat though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek, what did you do? Situations like that are good practice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I shitted and cummed myself, then I never spoke to her again.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a copy of Infinite Jest, but don't read it and instead just keep it on your main shelf in a prominent position.
    This is guaranteed to attract women. It works, but don't ask me how.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How are women going to see it on my shelf?

      If they're already in my flat then they will already be attracted to me. I purely want books to have women approach me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's like a magnet. They'll come to your room specifically because the unread Infinite Jest attracts them.
        I'm being serious here. I didn't have any success with women until I bought a copy of Infinite Jest and then just never got around to reading it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, I am genuinely gonna try this, I like how you have sold it to me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just remember, don't actually read the book. Keep it on your shelf, tell yourself you'll genuinely read it some day, but don't read more than a page or else it won't work
            This is what David Foster Wallace died for

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they sniff it out like Axe and just start pouring directly into your urethra

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like a magnet. They'll come to your room specifically because the unread Infinite Jest attracts them.
      I'm being serious here. I didn't have any success with women until I bought a copy of Infinite Jest and then just never got around to reading it.

      Just remember, don't actually read the book. Keep it on your shelf, tell yourself you'll genuinely read it some day, but don't read more than a page or else it won't work
      This is what David Foster Wallace died for

      Can confirm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dubs confirm, glad to see someone else knows it's true so I don't just sound like a madman

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why not just get a prostitute rather than degrade yourself like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is reading a book degrading myself? Books are also cheaper than prostitutes.

      Just remember, don't actually read the book. Keep it on your shelf, tell yourself you'll genuinely read it some day, but don't read more than a page or else it won't work
      This is what David Foster Wallace died for

      The book has never appealed to me so I have no problem not reading it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The book has never appealed to me so I have no problem not reading it.
        Ah. Here's the problem.
        Like I said, you have to genuinely WANT to read it else it won't work, hence why you're keeping it on your shelf. There's a difference between an unread copy (i.e., a book yet to be read) and a copy that you're never going to read.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like the magic is already broken then. Quick OP, what door stopper that’s memed here do you ACTUALLY want to read, maybe that will work. Try to think of something that women will call a red flag.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you want to try and convince me why I should read it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't be able to, OP, because I haven't gotten round to reading it yet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            but you want to? So what made YOU want to read it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I heard it's decent. Plus, I like both American postmodernism and what I've already read of DFW's essays

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Reading Camus is pretty degrading

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is gay to read to get pussy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One time I was reading an anthropology book on peyote ceremonies in a doctor’s office and some dude asked me about it. We didn’t frick but it was a conversation starter at least.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >book called the Strangler
    >he doesn't strangle anyone

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ernest Hemingway
    A Moveable Feast

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >she's high iq
    Proust, Recherche
    >she's medium iq
    Bronte, Wuthering Heights
    >she's low iq
    Rowling, Harry Potter

    Kafka works at all iq ranges

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Infinite Jest works better if you recommend it to them. Follow this advice https://reductress.com/post/why-im-waiting-for-the-right-man-to-tell-me-to-read-infinite-jest

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anything in french

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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