What books does your girlfriend read?

What books does your girlfriend read?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manga, she's dyslexic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deez nutz

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Call of the Crocodile

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love when I see these “edgy” memes and then it has the “n-word” lmao. Crakkkas been buck broken by the Black person BVLL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick your mother, Jamal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bix nood mufugga

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He probably already did

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its so weird when speaking of black men and their moms. They hold them in such high regard they might as well be fricking them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone does except ytbois who leave them at 18 and hand them off to obese Mexican women when they’re older.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I love when I see these “edgy” memes and then it has the “n-word” lmao. Crakkkas been buck broken by the Black person BVLL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tsmt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      medicine, asap

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    because their israeli overlords have commanded they behave as such

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not. But blacks live among us and spaz out like a moron every time the word is uttered and they're also violent and impulsive. Until we ship them away back to Africa this will be a recurring problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm talking about anonymous memes posted on the internet, even those who pretend to be "edgy" or shocking (like the OP) don't say Black person. It's a sacred cow, you can call for someone to be murdered but can't say Black person. I don't understand why, it's cause for anathema in american society.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same in Europe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what, Black person?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    h-haha you wouldn't know any of them. she goes to another library

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She likes Chesterton

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ulysses, no joke.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a girlfriend who reads.... Why is my life nothing but misery... :c

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    French shit like celine, camus and even houllebeq, feminist writers I don't remember, jane austen and anything in a similar boat, magical realism, fanfiction when she is feeling nostalgic, she also reads whatever i recommend her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >feminist writers I don't remember
      Mention them, please. I like feminist lit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You must be a masochist

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crime and Punishment, The Tale of Genji, Lord of the Flies, The Master and Margarita, Wuthering Heights, Clive Barker's stuff,also a lot of ghost and horror collections

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My imaginary girlfriend reads Thomas Bernhard and Robert Walser in german.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even your imaginary girlfriend has entry-level taste like you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My imaginary gf can’t read. Should probably teach her.

      She loves to articulate stuff using comparison, so maybe poetry would be her jam?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isabel Allende and other Spanish authors.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking have a nice day OP you piece of shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. violent ape

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My gf really likes reading about maths and physics with me she always looks so cute because she gets so focused and forgets about everything else for like half an hour.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend has an English degree, so she doesn't read.
    >Has a final paper on African American literature
    >Help her pick out "Their Eyes Were Watching God"
    >Tell her I'll read it too to help her with the paper
    >Get really into the book, can't wait to talk about it with her
    >Week left till paper is due, ask her when she wants to go over the book/paper
    "Oh, I figured you'd just tell me what happened and then I sparknote the rest"
    >pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rape correction is needed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you dump her? or are you too much of a pussy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You haven't been in many relationships with women, I'm guessing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bro how did you date every art hoe I've ever dated at the same time

      Are all art hoes just temporary manifestations of the same art hoe universal?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're all striving for the same aesthetic which encompasses many similar appearances and beliefs, but each latches onto only parts of the whole. The art hoe is something inherently unachievable by one human alone, but it manifests in many.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn bro how did you date every art hoe I've ever dated at the same time

          Are all art hoes just temporary manifestations of the same art hoe universal?

          My girlfriend has an English degree, so she doesn't read.
          >Has a final paper on African American literature
          >Help her pick out "Their Eyes Were Watching God"
          >Tell her I'll read it too to help her with the paper
          >Get really into the book, can't wait to talk about it with her
          >Week left till paper is due, ask her when she wants to go over the book/paper
          "Oh, I figured you'd just tell me what happened and then I sparknote the rest"
          >pic related

          READ TARR

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn bro how did you date every art hoe I've ever dated at the same time

          Are all art hoes just temporary manifestations of the same art hoe universal?

          My girlfriend has an English degree, so she doesn't read.
          >Has a final paper on African American literature
          >Help her pick out "Their Eyes Were Watching God"
          >Tell her I'll read it too to help her with the paper
          >Get really into the book, can't wait to talk about it with her
          >Week left till paper is due, ask her when she wants to go over the book/paper
          "Oh, I figured you'd just tell me what happened and then I sparknote the rest"
          >pic related

          it's a simple event leading to a simple thought. but god damn if it isn't something that appears to ring true in every god damn case

          >"hey anon, my very intelligent friends recommended this very cool, unknown old school writer. he likes to write about transformations and human suffering we should read it"
          >sure i am down what are we reading!
          >it's metamorphosis by kafka, anon!
          >oh i am very familiar with his works! i would love to read it again with you 🙂
          >a few WEEKS pass, genuinely interested in discussing metamorphosis and have some great books to follow up with.
          >spot girlfriend reading through the hunger games
          >oh did you finish metamorphosis?
          >sorry anon the book was too boring and didn't make any sense so i stopped reading it.
          >babe, it's barely 80 pages tops.
          >yeah but it sucks, YOU should read the hunger games though, now THATS a good book!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It really is universal huh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tell her that the first HG book was alright, but the series goes downhill quick after the first games end, and that the double suicide ploy was a hackish copout because the author was too afraid to kill off a potential love interest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OVERTIMEE!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You enable her bullshittery. A reminder to all anons with a girl, they are shaped by what you expressly don't not-permit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >African American literature
      Oh nonono, lmaooo

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because they'll be accused of racism

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, but she acts like she does because was a big reader in the past.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a girlfriend?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mostly Joan Didion

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >women
    >reading

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s like IQfy. She doesn’t read.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's a keeper.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To my knowledge, the girl I like reads Slavic/German literature, Hindu/Buddhist texts, psychology (I guess mostly about sexual deviations and serial killers), probably some stuff about psychedelics

    G*D, I love her so much

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Kite Runner. Why does she like it so much I do not know. I haven't asked her

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn’t, she just reads pozzed quora articles but at least it’s reading instead of just TikTok

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 30 and I've never had one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Consider yourself lucky. They're a literal handful to deal with

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lol if Brits say it they get sent to prison. Who's really afraid of saying it?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Remember when an American Black was killed by a cop in 2020 and countries literally on the other side of the world protested? If I were you I'd be asking different questions. But you're a moron Eurangutan who's going to freeze to death this winter. Have fun Hans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >American Black was killed by a cop
      ??? He was drugged up and dying anyway.

      >Have fun Hans.
      We all have to make our sacrifices, I gladly freeze if that means innocent civilans can get bombed in the donbass, because the US insists on it.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Become passers-by

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

    Meddling privileges revoked.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She reads whatever I tell her to. Not even joking.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that great?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if you're not a black American then you don't know how it feels to hear that word

    it's just a word in the same sense that humans are just a lump of cells--but IQfyards of all people should be able to see that things can have meaning beyond what they literally are

    is it so hard to show decency enough to not say a word that upsets people, given that you don't know what it feels like to be those people and hear that word?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is it so hard to show decency enough to not say a word that upsets people, given that you don't know what it feels like to be those people and hear that word?
      This can be said of thousands of words though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post bbc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > if you're not a black American then you don't know how it feels to hear that word
      You mean like when blacks say it to each other 6 million times per day?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's vastly different when they're buddy says "Sup, homie?" and you say "FRICK you you fricking Black person."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > "FRICK you you fricking Black person."
          Nice strawman. And what if a white person just says "sup homie"?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Context and inflection play a bigger part than just using the word itself. Ever had a conversation with a person?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If the word 'Black person' really triggered black people, then they wouldn't utter it in any way, "hard r" or not and trivialize it. The fact is, black people use the word Black person for power play. They like having that "Black person card privilege", and if some white man/woman says the word Black person, then they will use it as an excuse to attack them (physically or otherwise).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >if some white man/woman says the word Black person, then they will use it as an excuse to attack them (physically or otherwise).

            Ok, then the solution seems pretty simple. If you're white, don't say Black person.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The solution is to openly carry the largest gun you can realistically use and say Black person whenever you will.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Black person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You say that, but there's essentially no nuance in the public eye when it comes to the word. If a whitey says it even in the most plainly joking and unserious manner, it's universally condemned by the speech police. They could even be saying it to themselves, or to another person who isn't black. Doesn't matter, you get dogpiled, tarred, and feathered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up Black person

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm talking about anonymous memes posted on the internet, even those who pretend to be "edgy" or shocking (like the OP) don't say Black person. It's a sacred cow, you can call for someone to be murdered but can't say Black person. I don't understand why, it's cause for anathema in american society.

    [...]
    Because they'll be accused of racism

    Because it is, rightfully, the worst word in the English language that carries connotations tantamount to atrocity. Of course, most people who use it are just being edgy, however in doing so they're normalizing the underscored sentiments that justified the rape of a continent, hundreds of years of cultural genocide and individual subjugation.

    The contemporary current of villifying the use of it is a form of social technology oriented towards ensuring such mass cruelty is never replicated and is, in short order, made up for. The reason a black person can call you honkey is because that word does not carry the same implicit assumptions, nor the historical weight of the aforementioned destruction and exploitation.

    It really isn't that complicated, it makes perfect sense, but im sure the autistic on this board are too entrenched in their dogmatic shock humor to ever consider it honestly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but im sure the autistic on this board are too entrenched in their dogmatic shock humor to ever consider it honestly.
      Or we have considered it and just don't care. Have you ever considered not feeding trolls?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or just maybe no one cares about "Black folk" here. i know, hard to imagine not worshiping them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >carries connotations tantamount to atrocity
      What a moronic take. As bad as United Statsian slavery was it pales in comparison to the practice at almost any other place or time on Earth. Contemporary Arab enslavement of Africans was far worse, as was African enslavement of Africans. Which, incidentally, was only stopped to an extent by the intervention of Europeans. As for the racist/segregationalist angle, again, while there was oppression and atrocities in the US, it is hilariously laughable in the face of the absolute horrors that have been perpetrated against basically everyone at one point or another. The only reason American slavery is considered so bad is that it happened in a developed country in a post-Enlightenment world, and they should have known better. And most people did. It's fricking ridiculous that apparently now the whole world is focused on American civil rights issues from the 19-fricking-60s.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Technically only whites belong in the West, at least in the sense of being citizens.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    globohomosexual manuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's one pretty looking man

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She loves Emily Dickinson, but I don't share that love because I don't know how to read or appreciate poetry.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my gf reads engels because she's a filthy communist

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you must be over 18+ to post here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice """argument""", homosexual.
      Keep being permanently emotionally shaken because of a simple combination of letters you conditioned yourself to have a knee-jerk reaction to.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why’d i think that lit would be the one place that would be heavily moderated and mature/complex enough to filter out low IQ shit posters?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She can't read yet

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bukowski and Palahniuk

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no girlfriend but my ex likes Dostoievsy, Eco, Tolstoy, Cortazar, Borjes and a lot of XX century latino poetry, IE archaelogogy, feminism, Harry Potter, and a lot about nutritionism stuff.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My waifu reads Hyperion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By Hölderlin, I hope.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My imaginary gf only reads fairy tales, classic fantasy, and children's books. Also she doesn't know anything about our history, politics, etc (she has the frame of reference of a medieval peasant girl). Her favorite book is Gormenghast and her favorite poem is Silver by Walter de la Mare.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Utterly based. Don’t tell her about how bad it gets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHOLESOME

      one would read psychology books on PTSD
      one would read David Mitchell and Patrick White
      one was practically illiterate
      one would 'read' manga..

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the girl I'm seeing literally owns *one* fiction book and it's pic related. she doesn't own an eRader nor does she read on her phone or tablet

    the rest are uni textbooks and various entries from oxford's 'Very Short Introductions' series

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a girlfriend but I frequently daydream about having one and she'd have very childish interests including literature, so she'd read stuff like Madeline, Anne of Green Gables, Astrid Lindgren's work and Moomins

    she'd also look like Audrey Hepburn and would be so weak and stupid she'd need my assistance for everything and couldn't live without me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's marvelous. The first time I saw Audrey my heart melted and for the next several weeks she was constantly on my mind; I even found it hard to sleep and eat. I've never felt the same way about anyone since, not even close. So coincidentally my imaginary gf also looks like her. And she likes those books too.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She loves those fairy sex books. What are they called lemme go find em

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah J Maas. Pretty much everything by her. I think her fav is pic related but I'm not sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My gf likes a very similar series of fairy sex books, perhaps show them to your gf.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't. Don't get why, either. They're not very intelligent.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife reads parenting books and occasionally Russian classics.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whatever new asian american fiction is on the market

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most Women have the most putrid taste in literature. Mostly consisting of YA and Sally Rooney type shit.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't, she's too busy trying to make money for nice things because she's a materialist (though she occasionally buys books The Daily Wire recommends).

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly reads police mystery novels. Sometimes she reads good literature, but probably an 80/20 split.
    Many such cases.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever I tell her to

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She rereads Infinite Jest pretty regularly. A lot of Don Dellilo, I didn't see the appeal until she showed me one of his essay collections. A lot of the Russians, particularly Tsvetaeva. Lately she's been on this Kierkegaard kick that I've been too busy to keep up with. We're going to read The Brother's Karamozov together once the current sprint at work wraps up.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s been reading this for a year or two now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's taken more than a year for your girlfriend to finish a book?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well I doubt she’ll ever finish it. Her reading process goes:
        >open book
        >look at a few pages
        >remember she hates reading
        >play on her phone

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the book thief. She says she can relate to the MC a lot; whatever that means. I haven't read it yet, I'm currently reading the eye of the world.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She reads books about how to frick dogs

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    livy, tacitus, caesar and that cauldellis biography of caesar. She's in her rome phase right now.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever I read (she's my hand).

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B4M98NTH

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife's favorite authors are Sandra Newman (okay), Lorrie Moore (pretty good actually), and Lydia Davis (utterly incomprehensible).

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never had one. How do I find a IQfy gf? Kidnap one from the library?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Childrens books to my child.
    She doesnt read because she is too busy being a good wife and mother. She does not have the pleasure of free time to read books like the harlots that post on goodreads and reddit.

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