What books will make me a warrior if I read them?

What books will make me a warrior if I read them?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baki the Grappler

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firstly, read Archilocus. Secondly, realize that no amount of reading will make you a warrior.

    • 9 months ago
      brutusanon

      No books will make you a warrior.
      To become a warrior, face your own destruction.

      "This sea-cyclone calamity,
      This storm-wave pounding our hearts
      –with hiss and thunder together
      It climbed to knock Rat
      With an orchard of foam on top–
      Has mauled us and choked us with hurt.
      What are backbones if not ramrods?
      The gods toughen us, Perikles,
      To stand this pain. Fortune, misfortune;
      Misfortune, fortune. Grit your teeth.
      Not all of us need be women."
      https://pastebin.com/P3rVFrue

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ernst Junger's Storm of Steel is the book that cured me of my warrior fantasies. It made me realize that true warriors are simply on another level from us mere mortals, losers like us could never get into Junger's headspace.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ernst Junger's Storm of Steel is the book that cured me of my warrior fantasies. It made me realize that true warriors are simply on another level from us mere mortals, l
      Yep. The guy had all the credibility in the world and only added to it with his post-war actions. It could never ever ever get published today. Instead we'd get a girl boss fantasy written by some fat black woman who forgot to get pregnant before shipping out to Iraq for 6 months as a cook and never set foot off the base.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ernst Junger's Storm of Steel is the book that cured me of my warrior fantasies. It made me realize that true warriors are simply on another level from us mere mortals, l
      Yep. The guy had all the credibility in the world and only added to it with his post-war actions. It could never ever ever get published today. Instead we'd get a girl boss fantasy written by some fat black woman who forgot to get pregnant before shipping out to Iraq for 6 months as a cook and never set foot off the base.

      not the op but i really need to read this.
      what version is the most authentic?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the original 1929 translation. It's the one translated by Basil Creighton. Later versions were "sanitized" by removing his thoughts on leadership and politics, both of which are important to understand Jünger's actions/attitude.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure how Merriam defines it but I generally see warriors as being participants in a cause that involves violence, they aren't necessarily the best fighters and might not make the best soldiers. Sounds like you need to find a cause, then abandon your pretentions of violence and maybe study Ghandi, he trounced his British oppressors and the most work he had to put in were some fork put downs. If you still feel violence is the best way then you need to become a better fighter and forget all that warrior crap, your jail time will be easier.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the low testosterone loser. Men are literally designed to kill eachother; that's the entire reason we're bigger and stronger than women.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why are you posting here instead of going out and killing other men? Why don't you chudtards stick to lapping since logic is not your Forte and by your own logic you are some sort of low T dingleberry hanging onto society's anus trying to avoid your inevitable flush.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chudtards

          [...]

          is that way

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glad you know so much about where the chuds hangout.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You used the troony word, now frick off to where all the other trannies are

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like we found the troony loving chud in this thread.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Awfully rich for a troony to go on about others lack of logic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brooo we are SUPPOSED to kill each other! Yeah, that’s why we are bigger and stronger!

        No understanding of evolution or biology, ngmi, also naturallistic fallacy kys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        #
        >”bro we are literally DESIGNED to kill each other bro!”
        >punch someone without a boxing glove
        >break and skin knuckles, will never heal right without modern treatment, handicapped for life

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >break and skin knuckles, will never heal right without modern treatment, handicapped for life
          Not him, but I have never had this nonsense happen to me. You overstate the case.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thucydides, Homer unironically, Sunzi (Ames translation), Propensity of Things, Cunning Intelligence in Greek Society and Culture. Look for books on pankration, muay thai, and judo, and/or BJJ. Then practice them. A lot. This would make you actually strategic and be good at martial arts.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    get off your fat ass and take a walk first you lardass

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of warrior did you want to be? Cause this is a bit stretching and I'm utterly confused as to what book to suggest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space Marine from 40k.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bible

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How to infiltrate and subvert a succession of Levantine cities, get dealt with once the Persians are sick of your shit, spend hundreds of pages crying about it, then lie to posterity.

      And people act like holocaustianity is something new.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger handbook or SF SUT book.
    I mean you still need to actually enlist and all that, which is an incredibly easy process. Then go to your selection, do your best, and bam you're a warrior, either a good one or a shitty one.
    But you don't want to do that do you

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual guide to do a rev

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno if OP wants to take advice from a loser.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        By your logic every person on Earth who died is a loser. He’s been winning for years.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, hes a loser in a sense where he accomplished and won nothing and died a fricking loser. The only thing he was good at was brutalizing defensless farmers.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever makes you sleep at night

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All warriors gotta die at some point

  11. 9 months ago
    Jon Kolner

    The Laches dialogue of Plato

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warriors are warriors because they know what they are fighting for and why. Find where your loyalties lie Anon. It’s like how soldiers in the SS could go through horrible trauma with no consequences while ZOGbots are getting PTSD over a little action. One is fighting for his family, his nation and the other is fighting for heroin fields and to line the pockets of already fat wallets.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Physical courage isn’t gained through books. It isn’t gained at all. The body, when put under extreme stress, reaches an either/or moment where it either fights or dies. There is no way to predict how a person will react in that type of situation. I mean this sincerely.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think any book is going to make you a warrior, you need to hit the gym and pick up a combat sport and then actually fight people on a regular basis to become a warrior. No joke go to a prison for a violent crime. All those low IQ goons in there it's basically gladiator school.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The extreme sports board on IQfy

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Turner Diaries

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you can read you are not going to make it

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    goldilocks and the three bears
    >you will want to murder every blonde you encounter after this tale

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Revolt Against the Modern World, Bronze Age Mindset, Blood Meridian, Storm of Steel, and the Epic of Gilgamesh. My tip is to read these in a foreign country. Try taking excursions to 3rd world locations and revel in the lowest parts of society. Do this while working out, and exploring the country.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bronze Age Mindset
      That one will just make you gay and israeli

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much are you getting paid for this?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, he's both gay and israeli. Stands to reason following his advice would make you gay and israeli.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a warrior is a natural phenomenon. One can't 'become' a warrior, they already were. I don't think a single warrior has been on IQfy

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My life was boring as frick so I started going out and just fighting people. I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to high school kids and now I’m picking fights with grown men. I even have a nemesis. I beat up the same guy a couple times, found out where he works so I catch him off guard after he gets off work. He’s been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve. Dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me. My life is so much more exciting now am I crazy for doing this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      classic pasta, I upvote

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beowulf

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically First Blood (book about Rambo) and then acting on the principles written in the book

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blood Meridian is an obvious answer, it's an increasingly popular book. Personally it made me respect war and competition in every aspect of life, while I was almost a pacifist before, avoiding any and all conflict.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did schizo ramblings of The Judge made you appreciate the war?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The national budget

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starting Strength by Mark Riptoe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This book made me into a sexual tyrannosaurus, minus the sexual part.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imitation of Christ will put you at war with your sins.

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