>Meanwhile, the latest figures from the Australian Bureau of Statistics show a “statistically significant” 20.5 per cent increase in deaths in the first two months of 2022.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/google-searches-for-chest-pain-increasing-as-doctors-urge-heart-checks/news-story/5bee57f9d3c0b0ccfe8c72ac1fdaf999
it's happening, no need to explain
5g.
Stress over inflation and Putin's war in Ukraine
suden adult death syndrome
All around me are compliant faces
Closed-up places, masked-up faces
Bright and early for my daily Pfizer
Thank you Pfizer, thank you Pfizer
The nurses filling up their vials
Vaccinations, vaccinations
Take my arm I wanna try Moderna
Try Moderna, try Moderna
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of SADs
The heart attacks I'm having
Are the worst I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people are compliant it's a very, very
SADs world, SADs world
Children waiting for their vaccinations
They're protected, they're protected
And I feel the way that every child should
Take your vaccines, take your vaccines
Went to school and I was very nervous
New school shooting, new school shooting
Hello teacher, tell me, what's my lesson?
New school shooter, new school shooter
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of SADs
The heart attacks I'm having
Are the worst I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people are compliant it's a very, very
SADs world, SADs world
Enlargen your heart
SADs world
That's pretty fricking cool!
>I dont think they want to kill people, I think it's just a desire for profit
Correct. see attached image.
>It's because of higher levels of cardiac stress due to climate change.
kek!
>But the delayed onset could be from Covid infections
KEK! Good one!
POC dying from global warming
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/09/25/climate-change-heart-health-people-color-risk/8318771002/
That's a graph of trends in google searches so it means more people are typing "chest pain" or "toothache" into google than were previously. It's literally nothing.
>20% increase in mortality is nothing
thank you science
That graph has nothing to do with mortality. It's literally the number of searches over time.
True but WHO figures show that there have been fifteen million excess deaths during the pandemic and only six million have been "with covid". The other nine million deaths are a mystery.
You chose to address the less compelling part of OP and ignore the concerning part? Interesting approach.
The rate at which people search about heart pain bears no causitive correlation to heart pain irl
Citation required
If it saves even one life, it's worth it.
>two
>more
>HECKIN
>weeks
and guess what vaxxies? thats right.. my unvaxx pureblood chad sperm?? its
>absolutely
>skyrocketing
We don't know what's causing all these excess deaths, but the science is settled on it not being the vaccines so don't even think about suggesting such a thing.
Broken heart syndrome.
People are sad in the current year ;_;
It's because of 90's nostalgia. Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus is getting popular again, leading to people making searches about the song. That's where all the extra searches about "heart pain" are coming from.
When does the Miley Cyrus porn tape come out? Tired of her softcore shit, she needs to do a for-realz porn movie and take some massive coom loads.
Not until she starts looking like Billy Ray.
>What could be causing this?
You know.
soientists?
We don't know. All we know is that it definitely, 100% is NOT the vaccine and you are a bad person and a science denier if you even entertain that possibility.
uhhh bros? did i make a mistake getting my second booster?
>Google Trends data show searches for “chest pain” by Australian internet users were relatively stable from 2017, but saw a large spike in early 2020 coinciding with the start of the pandemic.
The spike in searches started before the vaccine even came into existence, so it can't be easily blamed on the vaccine killing people.
There are multiple spikes, could be multiple things.
>covid cases up
>official covid deaths down
>heart attacks up
I dunno man, seems like the virus is starting to kill people using heart attacks over infection. I thought I was having heart pain, turns out my bicep and shoulder were sore from jerking off with my lefty over my righty.
You mean the vaccine, right?
Ok, but the spikes in searches for heart pain dont correlate with the spikes in vaccinations. Half the planet got vaccinated by the end of 2020, and searches were down. Literally nobody has gotten vaxxed in 2022 but now searches are spiking? Doesn make sense, that's my point.
Delayed onset mechanism remains perfectly plausible.
So the vaccine is supposed to kill you 2 years later, then. I guess that's within the realm of being possible
I dont think they want to kill people, I think it's just a desire for profit leading to things getting greenlit too hastily.
But the delayed onset could be from Covid infections
>constantly online millennials are getting old enough to be paranoid about their health and mortality
Nothing to see here
Uhhhh sciencists? Why is mortality up 20%????
It's because of higher levels of cardiac stress due to climate change.