What did Adolf Hitler do in World War 1?

What did Adolf Hitler do in World War 1?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    looked after his dog until some wienersucking railroad goon stole it from him

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    got mad when the lads didnt like dieing in mud, note he didnt have to fight in the trenches, he was a runner between command posts

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he was a runner between command posts
      wow, totally not dangerous at all

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        certainly less dangerous than charging enemy positions

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          a trench is the fricking safest part of a ww1 battlefield. you're talking about a guy who had to run between and across them constantly.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not that bad since you never have to engage the enemy, and have no positions to hold or take. He was one of the "hundred yards back" guys, I forget who made the quote.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're so moronic.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize he left a few of his friends in a shell hole to carry a message and came back to find their mangled bodies right?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      How come he got shrapnel in his leg then?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        friendly fire from an incompetently requested artillery strike by hitler himself
        t. academic

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Give me your academic source on that pls
          Funny if true

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pissed off his squad who thought he came off like a total nutcase.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    had a mental breakdown. was sent to a psychiatric hospital where he was diagnosed with hysteria

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >read schopenhauer
    >captured 15 enemy soldiers
    >contemplated politics
    >casually played with the weight of his iron crosses

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Schopenhaur sucks
      All my homies hate Schopenhaur

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were the enemy soldiers he captured British or French?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        officially british, inofficially french

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a hero

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saw battle at Ypres. Had 80% of his battalion wiped out.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      80% of his battalion actually saw combat that day.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got recommended the Iron Cross by his israeli commanding officer.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was some random israelite from another regiment
      then there was a random israelite from another batallion
      both are supposed to have "recommended" him.
      leftists are too ignorant of military taxonomy

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >leftists are too ignorant of military taxonomy
        Sure thang buddy

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >some random israelite from another regiment

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Gutmann
        >Throughout most of 1918, from 29 January to 31 August, Lt. Gutmann served as Adolf Hitler's direct superior.

        "direct superior" doesn't sound random to me

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The guy was in WWI for 4 years. No shit he saw combat

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC he was spared by a British soldier while running orders
    My personal theory is that the experience influenced his decision to halt the assault on Dunkirk, thus sparing thousands of British soldiers and returning the favor

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's a stupid theory

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He halted the attack because the Germans ran out of fuel iirc. He wasn't a military idiot (at least not until the end of the war) and could've recognized letting the enemy escape to be a bad idea.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >his decision to halt the assault on Dunkirk,
      Wasn't even his decision, it was the local officers on the ground realizing that they had gassed out and could not form a cohesive and organized attack immediately. They had to regroup, resupply, and rest while the British were retreating.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Run like hell.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fought in the trenches
    >got wounded, didnt want to leave his frens
    >dedication means he probably won't desert so reassigned as a runner
    >got reassigned to Ypres, body shortages got him in a combat role
    >caught in a gas attack along with his frens, blinded and bleeding while others died all around him
    >facing blindness and shrapnel wounds during the day and memories of his frens at night, listened to the gloating of malingerers who faked injuries
    >regains sight and starts recovering
    >came back to germany in a civil war started by foreign born israelites who wormed their way out of any fighting
    when you go through his life prior to 1923, it really is a firegone conclusion that he was going to giga chimpout

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Felton has a good video on his WW1 service.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was effay as frick.

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